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Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 19:34
SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fee agreed, personal terms yet to sort but will break in the press tomorrow. Not Tuncay. I've just nearly wet myself and can't stop grinning! Fook Viduka, and fook Yak if he goes too! Sorry I can't say who but I dont want to jinx it! The boy Lamb done good!!!

TeessideCleveland Posted on 13/6 19:34
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Juninho?

shortandbald Posted on 13/6 19:34
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Gis a clue then

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 19:35
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Ha ha! No.

TeessideCleveland Posted on 13/6 19:35
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I just have

keelo Posted on 13/6 19:35
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you lying get !!!

wool_skull Posted on 13/6 19:35
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And.......?

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 19:36
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Not no to the clue, sorry, no to Juninho.

PoetLaureate Posted on 13/6 19:37
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Any of these:

Rafael Van der vart of hamburg

Wesley sneijder of ajax

Bastian schweinsteiger of bayern

David odonkor of real betis

Marek sapara of Rosenborg

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 19:37
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I know it's a tease, sorry, but just you fooking wait! This board will go mental tomorrow.

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 19:37
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Poet, none of those.

GibbosEmpire Posted on 13/6 19:38
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At least give the nationality.

newholgate Posted on 13/6 19:38
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I don't think I can think of any players who would make me nearly wet myself.

mborolass88 Posted on 13/6 19:39
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What position? You can tell us that

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 19:40
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Cant, too easy. Sorry fellas, Ive got to meet some mates. Just be happy, you'll know tomorrow. Like I said though, no personal terms, no promises but looking good.

PoetLaureate Posted on 13/6 19:40
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I love all this lol

maddrenswillie Posted on 13/6 19:40
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pathetic you know nothing. Why would it break the press tomorrow?

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zappa909 Posted on 13/6 19:41
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is it F.T.

Boro_Owl Posted on 13/6 19:42
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Hands up who thinks nothing interesting will happen at Middlesbrough tomorrow.

*Raises hand*

billybalfour Posted on 13/6 19:42
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Dean windass??

Angry_man Posted on 13/6 19:42
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what a croc if poop

Angry_man Posted on 13/6 19:42
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*raises hand*

ray192 Posted on 13/6 19:43
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Van Nistleroy

perchancetodream Posted on 13/6 19:43
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For god's sake tell us. Huge debates going on in this household about renewing season tickets - this could clinch it. If you don't tell us we can only conclude you are in the marketing department's pocket!!

Joe_boro4eva Posted on 13/6 19:44
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is it david trezeguet as my mate heard we were linked with him aswell ?

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 13/6 19:44
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la la la la la trying to remain calm...

guyb Posted on 13/6 19:46
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I think Ray's onto something. I heard this this afternoon from non-Boro sources too.

monkeechukka Posted on 13/6 19:46
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y dont u just tell us if you know! or is it that i would put money on you talking out of your arse!

YearbyRed Posted on 13/6 19:48
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We know one thing about Sparky - there is a strong smell of urine in his house

Link: Not again...

RedSectorA Posted on 13/6 19:48
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I reckon its a support contract with Techys'R'Us, brought in to manage all the season-ticket swipe-card terminals on the gates.

ThePrisoner Posted on 13/6 19:48
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I knew it! Windass is coming home!!

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 19:49
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OMG!!!!!!!!!

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

omg ive just a received a text from one of my mates whos got a villa in spain and lives there over summer right

he says that its hitting spanish radio stations now that Villareal have accepted an offer from us for wait for it.....Riquelme!!!! Fookin' Riquelme!

OMG I HOPE THIS TRUE... PLEASE GOD LET IT BE TRUE.

shortandbald Posted on 13/6 19:50
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nice try marcus

smoggyramone Posted on 13/6 19:50
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I know who it is

Link: huuuuge

monkeechukka Posted on 13/6 19:50
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and you think riquelme would last about 5 minutes in training with pogatets!

EIO_EIO_EIO Posted on 13/6 19:51
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sparkymctastic = full of shoite

guyb Posted on 13/6 19:51
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Riquelme doesn't even play for them any more.

Doyle.

mfc_4_ever Posted on 13/6 19:52
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does like DOIL

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 19:53
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No you're wrong, i checked his wikipedia...he only when to Boca Juniors on loan apparantly (i thought it was permanent too)

OrionPax42 Posted on 13/6 19:54
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Is still their player.

Boca can't afford him either.

2 + 2 = ?

monkeechukka Posted on 13/6 19:54
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sparkys mam has just signed for sunderland...

dogs that is

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 13/6 19:54
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All Argie centre midfield then

GibbosEmpire Posted on 13/6 19:55
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Riquelmes been playing shyte the last couple of months he was at Villarreal,thats why he went on loan to Boca.

He doesn't like the limelight either,has a small apartment in Spain and thats it,no flashy,or bling,he knows where he comes from,which is a very poor background.

monkeechukka Posted on 13/6 19:56
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arca will go back to sunderland hes already said he wants too!

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 19:56
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im doubting this one myself i have to say...we'll have to wait and see...if it works out tho...will be amazin...top 6 spot for us no doubt

Smogman Posted on 13/6 19:56
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guyb, it says here hes been onloan to Boca Juniors.

So really he is still a Villarreal player.

Link: Juan Román Riquelme

guyb Posted on 13/6 19:57
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He ain't coming back.

And even if he does, he turned down Man Utd, he won't be coming here.

Anyways, Rays already told you who it is.

Link: Riquelme staying put

Boro_Owl Posted on 13/6 19:58
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monkeechukka Posted on 13/6 19:56

arca will go back to sunderland hes already said he wants too!

When? Southgate would be keen to keep him too.

bic_biro_eye Posted on 13/6 19:58
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this is just a wind up by the way lads, do you believe me when when i say "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WERE GONNA SIGN RONALDO FROM AC MILAN I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!"

but then again?

trodbitch Posted on 13/6 19:59
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"personal terms yet to sort"

West Ham agreed a fee with Man City for Barton who then went on to agree personal terms with NUFC. You say 'personal terms yet to sort' as if it's just a minor technicality.

It's a massive signing yet only you know? Nah, what a crock.

maddrenswillie Posted on 13/6 19:59
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were signing ronaldo?!?!? GERRRRRRIIINNNNN

ml79 Posted on 13/6 20:00
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even though it's a wind up these threads are great fun to read, keep it up lads

guyb Posted on 13/6 20:00
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he's like that kid in Jaws with the fin on his back and then 5 mins later, the real shark turns up

Gillandi Posted on 13/6 20:01
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"He doesn't like the limelight either,has a small apartment in Spain and thats it,no flashy,or bling,he knows where he comes from,which is a very poor background."

Won't cost a fortune in wages then.

Table_Football Posted on 13/6 20:02
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"arca will go back to sunderland hes already said he wants too!"


That's funny, he said on the Boro website a few weeks ago that he was very happy here, and wasn't interested in the speculation linking him back to that lot. He's a Boro player.

Stepper_T Posted on 13/6 20:04
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We could pay him £7 per hour and sort him a flat in Southbank.

mick_dundee_Snr Posted on 13/6 20:04
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Sparky should change his name to BillyBulshitter.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 20:04
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Didn't somebody on here say Keith Lamb flew to Chile about 2 weeks ago?

boringblock_21 Posted on 13/6 20:05
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haha this is the worst, yet i still sit here and bite everytime whilst secretly hoping he isnt lying and we are signing someone great.

billybalfour Posted on 13/6 20:05
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nah someone said keith lamb ran out of chile two weeks ago

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 13/6 20:05
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I'd laugh my cock off if we sign Van Nistlerooy.

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 20:06
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i mean i only know as much as u do, but that skysports link of him saying he doesnt want to join another european side seems like he's only saying that only because he doesn't want to have face Villareal in a european competition. This is probably why he is rejecting the top clubs and maybe, just maybe why Middlesbrough might be the perfect club for him.

All in all, we can most certainly deduce that this guy has somewhat peculiar personality/character. Maybe, though it would seem irrational to join a 'poorer' team like Boro to the average bloke, to this guy riquelme, it makes sense and works for him...

But then what do i know, we'll see tomorrow if any press stories come out regarding this

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 20:06
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Just out the shower. Not Riquelme, not a wind up. And never said personal terms was a minor thing, the fee we've agreed is a fooking coup though!

Right, pub...

Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 20:06
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Why had a I never heard of Sparkymctastic until I logged on this evening? Is he a one evening wonder?

wilfym Posted on 13/6 20:07
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Bollox i,ll let the cat out the bag...doesnt go along with southgates young and hungry theory ..........ROY MAKKAY

billybalfour Posted on 13/6 20:07
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id put myself in a laundry basket and jam myself under the sink and suck my own nob if we signed van (ive heard you can do it that way@

boringblock_21 Posted on 13/6 20:12
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Bepe from eastenders for £300k and Roy from coronation street on loan with a view to a permanent two year deal. FACT!

Hezboro Posted on 13/6 20:13
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Man, this fooker's done me up like a kipper.

I know its bollox but I can't wait to go to bad and wake up so its tomorrow, like a kid at Christmas, and its going to be just like when i wanted an amiga and didn't get one.

bic_biro_eye Posted on 13/6 20:13
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i dont believe the roy makaay thing, sorry



(id much prefer van the man, not that i believe it at all)






















ahem

ml79 Posted on 13/6 20:14
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come on lads keep it going lets get a 100 thread, i'll throw in one in myself it has to be alves to play right back

moxzin87 Posted on 13/6 20:15
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Last post by the lad proves its a wind-up. We could agree a fee for Ronaldinho if we wanted, but I doubt even with Keith Lamb's persuasive skills and a house in Harrogate we could get him to join. Personal terms are probably the biggest obstacle if this player really is worth all the hyperbole. If its RVN for instance, why get excited until he's decided to leave the La Liga champions and take a pay cut?

teesste Posted on 13/6 20:16
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JESUSCHRISTWILLSOMEONEJUSTTELLUSWHOITISTHESUSPENSEISKILLINGME!!!!















Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 20:16
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"Its going to be just like when i wanted an amiga and didn't get one."

The exact same feeling I had one birthday, Hez. I had convinced myself that one would be presented to me, but still had a great day.

Boro_Owl Posted on 13/6 20:17
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This guy?

Link: Karadeniz

boringblock_21 Posted on 13/6 20:20
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Jason Euell signs...contract extension.

moxzin87 Posted on 13/6 20:20
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Steve Gibson you're a cruel man. I bet he's sat at home now, with fmttm giggling away. He knew we'd fall for it and has just given himself a free nights entertainment as we dream about who it could be and every huckster around is getting a username and filling his boots.

I know you're reading Gibbo


P.S. I love you really

PoetLaureate Posted on 13/6 20:25
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If you are reading gibbo sign these:

Rafael Van der vart of hamburg

Wesley sneijder of ajax

Bastian schweinsteiger of bayern

David odonkor of real betis

Marek sapara of Rosenborg

p.s. love you

Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 20:28
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Somttimes close seasons are more fun than parts of the actual playing season. For different reasons, of course.

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 20:30
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god i hope the reports ive heard are true and it IS riquelme and NOT makaay.

Makaay is too old, he will be like another Boksic or JFH. We need to move on from buying such players and i think the club are trying to do that.

moxzin87 Posted on 13/6 20:31
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Can Kerlon and Riquleme play in the same team though?

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 13/6 20:31
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Marcus, link to spanish radio etc ?

mfc_4_ever Posted on 13/6 20:32
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LOL poet
riquelme is abpout 30 anyway and is slow but technically fantastic

ml79 Posted on 13/6 20:32
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here i was thinking tonight was going to be quite boring but this is great entrtainment well done everyone

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 13/6 20:34
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I don't care if Makaay is getting on, his scoring record is 'spectacular'.

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 13/6 20:35
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i must be taking all this bollix to seriously, ive just been told off for shouting at the laptop and im disturbing blinkin property ladder

wydnej Posted on 13/6 20:35
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So if Riquelme is 30 yrs old, very slow but technically gifted... why the fxxx are we in for the git?

MENDIETA MK II

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 20:35
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i have no link. thats the point. im in the same boat as you.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 20:38
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OK, this has gone on quite long enough. I'll tel you who it is.

Emile Heskey.

TeeSv Posted on 13/6 20:39
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not Ivanhoe

billybalfour Posted on 13/6 20:42
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Bet its OWEN!!!!!!!!

moxzin87 Posted on 13/6 20:44
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Our team for next season:

.....Aliadiere.....Makaay.....Nistelrooy......Yakubu

.....Downing.Arca...Riquelme....Sancay....Kerlon

....................Pogatetz

....................Schwarzer

Nice to see Southgate delivering on his attacking football and I know Pogatetz is up to the job of being the defence.

badbradderz Posted on 13/6 20:47
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Sancay?

rustys_m8 Posted on 13/6 20:51
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Its Robbie Fowler

njtraf Posted on 13/6 20:56
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Come on, we all know who it is...















Its Bent!


















Unfortunately it's Marcus and not Darren

Fatsuma Posted on 13/6 21:01
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Of course the beauty of the first time poster coming up with a cracker like this is that the usual battle lines don't come into play (i.e. "Oh, Poster X is always full of skit, remember when they said Mario Kempes had parked his car at Ayresome" ... or "Poster Y, stop pretending you know someone who knows someone who knows something....").

Brightened up my evening McSparky!

I hope you don't go and spoil it by being proved right!

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Smogman Posted on 13/6 21:01
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Riquelme is 28 years old not 30.

I would have him here in a shot if it was possible

bic_biro_eye Posted on 13/6 21:03
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ive heard duncan bannatyne is about to invest in the club

Ste_1986 Posted on 13/6 21:06
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ooooooo this rumour stuff is fun!!!

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 13/6 21:08
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Nearly there!

Hammo_MFC Posted on 13/6 21:09
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100th comment WOOOOOOOOOO

Plazmuh Posted on 13/6 21:10
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Its GUTTASO
HONESTLY
smirk

Northsea_Kitten Posted on 13/6 21:23
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Juan seb veron and alan smith!!
Yak to portsmouth is done deal when we sign some one fall out would be to much if he went early.
also trying to sneak one over the geordies to get Barton by paying the 300000
Requelme is just using us as a tool to let the prem know he is available and raising the clubs image after the recent damage.

wilfym Posted on 13/6 21:31
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Ive said it once and i,ll say it again....its Roy makkay!!!
Let everyone else spout on but this is a dead cert believe me!

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 13/6 21:46
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so why should we believe YOU wilfy?

redbookboro Posted on 13/6 21:55
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Its David backham:)P

backofthenet_ascl Posted on 13/6 22:15
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Just heard some lad giggling away saying he had a bet on that he could get a load of Boro fans biting over a dodgy link on fmttm!!! Looks like he's won...

UgoAfro Posted on 13/6 23:15
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I hope it's not Roy McKay. Everyone know the Scots are rubbish at football.

Jonathan11 Posted on 13/6 23:21
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Poor.

moxzin87 Posted on 13/6 23:21
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Sancay - he's even better than Tuncay I've heard. Hope we've signed the right one.

garno5 Posted on 13/6 23:22
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If we can manage to sign anyone nywhere near as good as Tuncay I'll be very happy.

Apart from Woody, Tuncay most be Boro's signing of the season surely?

Finers crossed there's more though :D

Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 23:28
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It's nearly tomorrow and I'm convinced that Sparkymctastic will return to share in our collective delight at the potential signing of a spectacular player. I'm sure you all share my senitment and, like me, never for one moment doubted the credibility of the original claim.

Here's to the world-beater we're linked with in tomorrow's papers!!......

Brick_Tamland Posted on 13/6 23:28
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It's nearly tomorrow and I'm convinced that Sparkymctastic will return to share in our collective delight at the potential signing of a spectacular player. I'm sure you all share my senitment and, like me, never for one moment doubted the credibility of the original claim.

Here's to the world-beater we're linked with in tomorrow's papers!!......

backofthenet_ascl Posted on 13/6 23:32
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Load of tosh for me like

smoggie4ever Posted on 13/6 23:34
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he probly means tuncay sanli and must of thought it was tuesday.

u no how easily these people get confused

Boro_2006 Posted on 13/6 23:38
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just laughed my man boobs off at this thread I hope its RVN, but We can all live in hope till the morning.



















Picks back up bag of glue and settles down for the evening...

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Timboi Posted on 13/6 23:46
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I hate these threads. They're pointless and should have a law against them.
Can't say who it is because you'll jinx it? Are you a gypsy?

FFS just spit it out. I assure you the universe won't suddenly shift because you've mentioned a name.

Sparkymctastic Posted on 13/6 23:49
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garno5 Posted on 13/6 23:51
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Lets all have a game of hangman eh Sparky?

smoggie4ever Posted on 13/6 23:52
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FFS!!!!!!!!!!!! right you have annoyed everyone on this bored with your wind up!

and if it aint a wind up .
prove it!

backofthenet_ascl Posted on 13/6 23:55
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yerjokingarentyer? he's full of ale now man, even more drivel on its way for us now....

Timboi Posted on 13/6 23:59
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Ooh - I know - it's Carbone. He's now thought about it for a few years and decided he will join Boro after all.

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:04
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While admittedly the tease is good fun, I really don't want to say because now the original excitement has worn off I'm starting to worry we won't get him. Still pretty sure it will be in the news tomorrow at some point. It's as good a source as you get and I'm not into windups. Still, it has been really uplifting to see so many excited, genuine fans on here after all the fooking moaning that has been going on. We have Woodgate, Tuncay (On a free FFS!!!), Aliadier and now probably another top name international from one of the super clubs. Isnt it great to feel that passion again?

Slightly miffed at the 'first time poster comments'- I've been having a go at the cynics on here for months, and read my MFI thead its riveting as fook.

And with over a tonne, I cant believe only one person guessed it!

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:04
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nah its that brazilian guy who has just scored his 1000th goal romario or summet.

boro have quoted him to have a good goal scoring record, and could take viduka's role of fat , greedy tw4t!

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:06
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so its either:-
david trezaguet?
ruud van nistelroy?
riquelme?

Gadginho Posted on 14/6 0:07
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Francesco Totti

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:08
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..

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Mattyk50 Posted on 14/6 0:08
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its van basten!

i knew it!!

Fatsuma Posted on 14/6 0:08
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Not Duncan Ballantyne!

Apols for 1st time poster - more a comment on the confusion caused!

Very good!

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:10
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marco van basten ? marvellous

Stepper_T Posted on 14/6 0:10
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Are we triggering Joaquin's £60m release clause?

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:11
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And we didnt get Karadeniz.

Jonathan11 Posted on 14/6 0:11
re: SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, mate, just tell us, if you don't people will carry on just thinking you're full of crap, some may even think that if you do tell us but still. I imagine now that if/when we do sign some big name player you'll pop up and say thats who you were talking about, why not tell us now and be smug if/when it does happen.

COME ON FFS.

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:12
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what position does he play then sparky?

backofthenet_ascl Posted on 14/6 0:13
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he's loving this at home, like last thread said, he'll claim to know it was whoever if/when a big name signs...

mowgli69 Posted on 14/6 0:13
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not robbie fowler please!

Gadginho Posted on 14/6 0:13
re: SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fairy muff... Just Zaphod's (I think?) post with the 'is it F. T.?' prompted to guess with him. Love this post, even thou i'm rather cetain its a wind-up, i'm actually rather childishly excited about what tomorrow brings now!!!

clubsource Posted on 14/6 0:15
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Moxzin wins for best comment so far. Love that Poggy one man defence stuff! I'm going for Riquelme. Great signing, great player, very exciting. Come ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:15
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fernando torres? GERRRRRIINNNN THERE !

but it wont be !

is that the wrong F.T?

belle Posted on 14/6 0:15
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Theres nothing in the morning papers

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:17
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maybe coz its a wynd up

Stepper_T Posted on 14/6 0:18
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Sparky is full of hot air and piss.

mf_c Posted on 14/6 0:18
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moxzin87 Posted on 13/6 20:15 Email this Message | Reply
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Last post by the lad proves its a wind-up. We could agree a fee for Ronaldinho if we wanted, but I doubt even with Keith Lamb's persuasive skills and a house in Harrogate we could get him to join. Personal terms are probably the biggest obstacle if this player really is worth all the hyperbole. If its RVN for instance, why get excited until he's decided to leave the La Liga champions and take a pay cut?


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The fcuking board would go into meltdown if this was the one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:19
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Wont be in the papers, too late for them.

going...

going...

Gone.

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rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:21
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inzaghi?

belle Posted on 14/6 0:22
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Break in press tomorrow?

backofthenet_ascl Posted on 14/6 0:22
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c o c k nose!!!

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:22
re: SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steven gerrard ?
frank lampard?
joe cole?
micheal owen ?
david nugent?
infact its

darren bent ?

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:24
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FFS Smoggie! None of them.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 14/6 0:24
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Told you ages ago. It's Emile Heskey. My source is the same as Sparky's.

smoggie4ever Posted on 14/6 0:25
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well who then ? FFS!!!!

kahunaburger Posted on 14/6 0:25
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gattuso

Jonathan11 Posted on 14/6 0:26
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Basically he knows nothing. It's been fun. Thread over.

FriskyDoughnut Posted on 14/6 0:27
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Absolutely nothing about Boro in tomorrow's Sun. The back page is all about John Terry's wedding. Mind you, that is the Southern edition.

mowgli69 Posted on 14/6 0:27
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thought sparky said he was english....swp?

JoeS85 Posted on 14/6 0:28
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Phil Babb scheduled for a medical tomorrow...

Reizigers_Lips Posted on 14/6 0:31
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He said european superclub, so that rules out Owen...

rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:32
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fook this for a game of soldiers, i'm off to bed

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:32
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rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:34
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what country does he come from?

Gadginho Posted on 14/6 0:35
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Can u reveal who ur source is Sparky?!!

JoeS85 Posted on 14/6 0:36
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Luca Toni

Jonathan11 Posted on 14/6 0:37
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F**king tell us and go to bed then.

Jermaine Defoe, Leighton Baines, Wayne Bridge, F**KING SOMEONE

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Gadginho Posted on 14/6 0:37
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Bayern Munich bound i'm afraid Joe...

rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:39
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come on man, what country would he represent?

belle Posted on 14/6 0:41
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Had his fun, time to be ignorned now total bull,hi claims contradict

Brick_Tamland Posted on 14/6 0:42
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Sparky - have you deleted the clue that he is English? Was that to throw us of the 'trail'?

Yep: that thing about the player being English has mysteriously disappeared.

Suggests 2 things to me

1) He thought Roy Makaay was English playing abroad (not likely)
2) This was all a wind up that worked well. I had fun anyway

Night night.

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rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:45
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english - scholes, swp, smith

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:46
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Night Rick.

rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:48
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is that a night rick or a RIGHT rick?

paul scholes?

belle Posted on 14/6 0:48
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Over a ton and only one person mentioned Beckham

rick4974 Posted on 14/6 0:50
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we wish it was beckham

spamlad Posted on 14/6 0:54
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AMAZING ! Video footage of our new signing in action. Click link below.

Link: ....

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 0:57
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Where did you find that?

Link: Try this instead.

GibbosEmpire Posted on 14/6 0:57
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I have a feeling Sparky is on a piss take here.

Either say who it is,or fck off cos your doing me head in.

Smith is the spectacular signing?

Hmmmm

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gazza88 Posted on 14/6 0:59
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smith1?!?!?!
fingers crossed!!!

Brick_Tamland Posted on 14/6 1:16
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[tumbleweed rolls past]

[window shutter slaps back and forth against the pane in the wind]

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 1:19
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All gone quiet.... Is that good or bad?

scepticalborofan Posted on 14/6 1:22
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Alan smith? Is that it?

Jonathan11 Posted on 14/6 1:23
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God, Smith? Oh aye, spectacular as. Letdown.

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 1:23
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Yup.

danboro0902 Posted on 14/6 1:23
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Worlds biggest anti climax if you are talking about Smith. How someone can be that excited by little ribena lipped shoite like that i never know.

I think alot of people are just bored with you and this so have gone to bed, I hope you can hoof this up in a day or two time and share some humble pie around for those who deserve it.

Sparkymctastic Posted on 14/6 1:24
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Still, nearly made 2 tonne out of it.

scepticalborofan Posted on 14/6 1:24
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I woundn't say that was spectacular. Apart from the fact that you've managed to drag this out for 7 hours. Kudos on that.

danboro0902 Posted on 14/6 1:26
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Oh yes how could i forget, congratulations on that.

*shakes head in disbelief and dissapointment*

riverside_roar Posted on 14/6 1:40
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alan fu(king smith
absolute shyte!!!
disgrace for the club!!!
aint a goalscorer, absolutely terrible, so dispointed, bring back maccarone, he could run about aimlessley

girls_are_dirty Posted on 14/6 2:46
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hit the nail on the head there riverside_roar, couldnt agree more. no ability, technique or class.

ravsplumber Posted on 14/6 3:32
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Might be alright though if the Mackems had to cough up £7M for him!

Link: 15 Points

br14 Posted on 14/6 5:40
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He's looked pretty good when playing for United this year - plus he's versatile. Can play up front or as an attacking midfielder and brings determination to the team.

Not sure he's worth 7 million but I doubt we'd have to pay that providing we guarantee games.

My guess is Sir Alex would let him go where he wants and we're closer to Leeds that Sunderland.

j_orourke Posted on 14/6 6:17
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What a rubbish night's sleep I've endured, I have tossed and turned all night because of this tvvat, I say find who the vvanker is and stone the tvvat to death on that waste land next to the Navigation!

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BarnesBoro Posted on 14/6 6:38
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I think his initial comments against Yak are a bit early

I'm hoping once we have a balanced attacking line, they won't bother asking Yak to form a partnership and he'll play the lone strike role. Which is pretty much what he does in a twosome anyway.

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ravsplumber Posted on 14/6 7:22
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ravsplumber Posted on 14/6 7:23
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New German signing!

Boro85 Posted on 14/6 7:43
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It just said on the Radio Smith is staying to fight for his place.

onedeanglover Posted on 14/6 7:55
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GOOD!

smoggydownsouth Posted on 14/6 8:56
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Can't see man u letting him go until they bring in at least one new striker with Saha out for 6 months. well I hope so anyway!

mishmash Posted on 14/6 10:20
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HOOF

Croasy Posted on 14/6 11:55
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evening gazette, is this who you meant sparkymctastic?

Borowood Posted on 14/6 12:54
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Sparky, I'm starting to believe, not wetting myself yet but put some incontinence pants on just in case! Only thing is, now we know he's a striker!
Is it Owen?
Other than him, must be a foriegner.

Come on, bring it on.

madlad Posted on 14/6 12:57
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You know, I know nothing, don't claim to either, but....
I reckon it'll be one of.....

Van Nistlehorse
Gudjonsson
Smith (Hope not)
Kerl one off

Let's see....

ThaiBride Posted on 14/6 13:12
re: SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van Nistelrooy has just scored 25 league goals for the soon to be Spanish Champions?

smoggydownsouth Posted on 14/6 16:35
re: SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on then who is it?!!!!

Fatsuma Posted on 14/6 16:37
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See 1.21 this morning !

Wavecatcher Posted on 14/6 16:41
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I'm thinking the Gazette got a hold of this story from here! My, this wind up certainly has gone the distance!

TeeSv Posted on 14/6 17:12
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Does the Gazette make sense ? On one hand saying 'planning to secure another "spectacular" signing over the next few days' and then later 'in the short term, talks with the new target may be slow to get kick-started because Boro's a little stretched over the negotiating table'

HepDude Posted on 14/6 20:00
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One can sign a great player (Tuncay).
One can sign a Big Name player (JFH and Mendieta a few years ago).

A SPECTACULAR signing is as follows:

A Helicopter hovers over Middlesbrough for 24 hours with a lucite box beneath it, filled with water and a human figure in the water.

After the 24 hours have ended, the lucite box opens, and the human figure amazingly emerges and jumps out, thousands of feet up !

The figure plummets down, but steers himself towards the Riverside using his specially constructed Boro jersey.

Then suddenly a parachute appears, seemingly out of nowhere, with the Boro Badge on it, and the figure lands perfectly into a chair at a table in the middle of the Riverside pitch.

Gibbo, Lamb and Gate are already sitting at the table. Suddenly, a pen completes its descent from the sky and lands right into the hand of the figure, who signs a 4 year deal. This triggers fireworks rimming the stadium.

Now, THAT is a "Spectacular Signing".

backofthenet_ascl Posted on 14/6 20:03
re: SPECTACULAR SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many jars you had??

shaungav Posted on 14/6 20:17
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So today we've been linked with one or two players:

Gudjohnsen
Riquelme
Smith
Gilardinho
Steinsson
Sneijder
Trezeguet
Raul
Van Nistlerooy
Roy Makkay
Karadeniz
sapara
odonkor
schweinsteiger
Kerlon
Emile Heskey
Robbie Fowler
Marcus Bent
Gattuso
Veron
Barton
Hamilton Ricard
Geremi
Carbone
Carlos Marinelli
Aliadier
Francesco Totti
Romario
marco van basten
fernando torres
Ronaldinho
inzaghi
david nugent
michael owen
joe cole
frank lampard
gerrard
Phil Babb
Jermaine Defoe
Leighton Baines
Wayne Bridge
Night Rick
Scholes
SWP
Beckham


May aswell add a few,

Juninhio
Tevez
David Batty
Ricardinho
Dominic Matteo
Alan Smith
Ronaldo (fat)
Robinho

Can't be many players in the world not mentioned if it's not one of these then who can it be ??????

bucknutt Posted on 14/6 21:50
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Its fat Ronaldo , not Gudjohnsen and he has lost half a stone.Yes we love Brazilians at Boro.
Same age as Viduka right im not saying anymore .


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lincoln_1986 Posted on 14/6 21:55
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the only two u have missed is Eto'o n messi id be happy if it was either of them

Sparkymctastic Posted on 21/6 0:15
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No-one ever believes me.....