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ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:11
GOOD MORNING

Everybody

Dull but mild here in Creswell 13deg .

Cooker and kettle are at the ready .

C'MON BORO .

C'MON ENGLAND .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:16
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Round your table talk .

Tuncay's Middlesbrough contract worth £8.8M
tribalfooball.com - June 18, 2007

Sanli Tuncay is on Teesside to undergo Middlesbrough medicals ahead of signing his Premiership contract.
The 25 year-old Turkey international striker is joining Boro on a free transfer from Fenerbahce and his four-year deal is believed to be worth a massive £8.8 million.

Tuncay arrived at the Riverside yesterday to meet with Boro officials.

Sounds a great deal to me .

wool_skull Posted on 19/6 6:16
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Morning me owld mucker, long time etc etc.
Think England can win it today?
While youre considering your answer to that, a nice hot cupper and two slices of toast with lurpack and marmalade ta.
Hope you are well.

wool_skull Posted on 19/6 6:18
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P.s. You are right about Tuncay. The day he was announced I posted thet he will become a Boro legend. I think it's a GREAT signing.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:21
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W_S

Morning mate i'm very good thanks how are you? . Yes we'll wrap it up today no problem . A hot cupper and two slices of toast with lurpack and marmalade there you go .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:21
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W_S

Yes and so do i mate .

Timboi Posted on 19/6 6:25
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Morning Ray - yep, we're all quite excited about Tuncay. He looks the biz from what I've seen, and for a fair bit less than we'd have given Dukes, by all accounts.

A bad situation well and quickly turned, IMO.

wool_skull Posted on 19/6 6:28
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Cheers for the tea and toast fella.I always feel that Lurpack turns a good meal into a great one ,don't you agree?
Up early today as young Wooly is off to Mexico for a coupla weeks and he needs sorting.

I'll be back from Manchester airport in time to see us wrap up the test(I hope)

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:29
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Tim

Morning mate how are you? . Yes thats how i look at it mate a disaster quickly sorted before too much damage was done and a younger player to boot .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:31
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W_S

I certainly do agree mate . Wish young un all the best from me mate and tell him i hope he has a safe journey and a great time .

Timboi Posted on 19/6 6:34
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Good mate. Not too much of the working day left for me....

He's not just young either - he's quick, seems very motivated, lovely first touch and will hopefully run through walls for us.

Waiting with short breath now for the next signing.

The_Commisar Posted on 19/6 6:34
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Morning all
Morning Ray
I'm being a delivery driver today.
Madames got me dropping off a cable avoidance tool.
Then doing some washing.
Then the garden.

b0ll0x!

wool_skull Posted on 19/6 6:35
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Young Wooly says ta, Ray and he's looking forward to coming back to a new right mid, new sponsor and new kit !
Fck me he's going to Mexico not never-never land

we_hate_mackems1 Posted on 19/6 6:39
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Morning Ray, morning to the rest of you too. Seems to me most of the common sense talk happens around this breakfast table. Tuncay looks quality and the noises coming from the club have got me really excited for the forthcoming season. Up the boro.
BTW. tea 2 sugars and sausage and mushroom sarnie please boss lol.

boroborn Posted on 19/6 6:41
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Morning Ray - looks like it might get out nice here in sunny Nottingham today, hopefully no more rain!

wool_skull Posted on 19/6 6:43
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Ray, got any Regals in?.....I'm out of fags.


And don't give me the.."I've packed in " story

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:50
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T_C

Morning mate how are you? . Sounds like you've got a busy day lol .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:51
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W_S

LOL thats class .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:53
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W_H_M

Morning mate how are you? . Yes no bull schite allowed in my cafe . Tea 2 sugars and sausage and mushroom sarnie there you go [:).

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:55
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B_B

Morning mate how are you? . Yes lets hope so enough rain over the last few days . Red_Clownes been in touch then yes? .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:56
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W_S

Yes i have actually how many do you want? .

we_hate_mackems1 Posted on 19/6 6:56
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I'm sound fella ta. will be better in 10 mins after i finish me breakfas as i will be knocking zzzzzzzzzzzz's out after my night shift.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 6:58
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W_H_M

Not long then mate .

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wool_skull Posted on 19/6 7:05
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Just a couple 'til I get to the shop eh ?Cheers mate.

Gasping here, like

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:08
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There you go .

newholgate Posted on 19/6 7:14
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Morning Ray

Cup of tea please!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:16
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NH

Morning my dear how are you? . Wheres SRO? . A cup of tea there you go .

wool_skull Posted on 19/6 7:17
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Cheers m'dears............Aaarghhh, that's better.

Gotta run...Off to the airport.
See you in the morning everyone.TTFN.

Oh , any reports on weather , traffic etc in Manchester airport direction will be useful if anyone is in that vicinity.
Ta in advance.

newholgate Posted on 19/6 7:20
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Fine thanks. SRO is sorting out breakfast while I dry my hair.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:21
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W_S

Cheers mate take care .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:22
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NH

He's a good un that lad .

Mr_Maz Posted on 19/6 7:24
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morning all. looks like the start of a nice day in northampton

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:25
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M_M

Morning mate how are you? .

newholgate Posted on 19/6 7:29
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He certainly is Ray! I'm lucky to have him

Off to work now, catch you later. Have a good day!

Mr_Maz Posted on 19/6 7:29
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good thanks Ray, off work for till next week so planning my day.

hope things are good with you?

Huan_Kerr Posted on 19/6 7:33
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Morning Ray.
Tight at the top of the table now. Only 7.5 points separating the top three. Wawne did for the Durham tail, he still one of the best.

Shaun71 Posted on 19/6 7:36
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Morning Raymundo.

Absolutely ravenous here. Can I have my usual scabby horse between 2 urine soaked mattresses please?

Oh and a cup of your finest Yorkshire tea

SirLofty Posted on 19/6 7:40
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Morning ray, you alright? Im off to do a Business Studies GCSE exam at 1

Nice and dull here at Billingham.

Coluka Posted on 19/6 7:40
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Good morning Ray and everyone from a humid scabbyborough

How are you doing Ray?

I.ll have a mug of Yorkshire tea and a bacon Sarnie and the usual grope from your beautiful assistant

Come On Boro

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:45
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NH

And the same to you dear go steady now .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:46
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M_M

Yes everything is good here thanks .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:48
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H_K

Morning mate how are you? . yes he is without a doubt . And yes it's all very tight now .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:49
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Shaun

Morning mate how's things? . Your usual there you go .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:52
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Coluka

Morning mate i'm very good thanks how are you? . A mug of Yorkshire tea and a bacon Sarnie bought to you by my assistant . Book a room ffs .

captain5 Posted on 19/6 7:57
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Morning everyone.

I'll just have a fresh orange please, Ray.

Hope all of you are sponsoring someone on this walk on Sunday.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:58
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Captain

Morning mate how are you? . Yes i'm sponsoring one or two .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 7:59
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Captain

A fresh orange there you go .

captain5 Posted on 19/6 8:00
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Fit as a butchers, Ray.

Unfortunately it's Fred Elliott

No, am in tip top form. Been up since 5.10am though, which I'm not used to.

2 1/2 mile walk into work to properly wake me up and I'm ready for the day (to pass me by).

ray192 Posted on 19/6 8:01
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Captain

A good walk to work then .

captain5 Posted on 19/6 8:02
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Oh yes. I just pretend there's a pub at the end of it to motivate me.

Coluka Posted on 19/6 8:03
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Ray

Is the Dungeon free in half an hour or so? - If so i'll nip home and get my studded collar and wet celery

ray192 Posted on 19/6 8:13
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Captain

Nice one lol .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 8:14
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Coluka

I should think so mate .

keelo Posted on 19/6 8:36
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Morning Raymondo,I would like to report that the weather here in Whitby is erm..........thick fookin fog!!!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 8:41
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Keelo

Morning mate how are you? . The suns just breaking through here now .

keelo Posted on 19/6 8:46
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Ahhh I saw how the other half lives on Sunday in Upton,and yesterday driving back was beautiful till we hit the bank on top of Whitby and hey presto.........a bank of fog!!!!!Its gotta clear soon[:] thats over two bloody weeks now

BigRick85 Posted on 19/6 9:03
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I have a few questions for ray192.

Why do you do this,
do you have a job,
if yes how do you have time to run this topic,
if no why do you get up at 6 in the morning.

grocerygirl Posted on 19/6 9:05
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morning ray

i cant believe how early you get up

its making my eyes feel all blurry


gg

ray192 Posted on 19/6 9:11
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Keelo

Thats a long time mate .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 9:13
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B_R

I have one thing to say I answer to no one .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 9:14
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GG

morning my dear how are you? . Yes i know up early thats me .

BigRick85 Posted on 19/6 9:19
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i am not a no one.

i only ask because if you are at work i can forgive you for not delivering that sausage butty i orderd days ago.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 9:24
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B_R

Sorry a sausage butty free of charge there you go sorry for the mistake .

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 10:31
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warm and sunny 20 deg here in Leeds.

Just in from back class, my legs feel like jelly. Doesnít help that I didnít sleep well last night.

Did all the exercises OK, then when we were doing the stretches at the end I was laid on my side, head on pillow under the a/c unit, if I had closed my eyes I would still be there asleep now!!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 10:34
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Spoff

Morning mate . Well if it does you some good in the end it's worth it .

cuteborochick Posted on 19/6 10:44
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Good morning all how are we today??
Its sunny here in thirsk! Cloudy but sunny!

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 10:47
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it can't be sunny if there are clouds, it could be bright, but not sunny.

No wonder Ray like you so much...










cuteborochick Posted on 19/6 10:50
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no there are clouds but not fully covering the sky the suny is poking through little bits silly

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 10:55
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cannot be classed as sunny unless there is less than 60% cloud cover imo. And I am a legend, Ray says so. So my opinion is the law.




cuteborochick Posted on 19/6 11:13
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ahh ok i do appologise cloud coverage is about 43.57% therefore it is not sunny.

Thanks for clearing that up for me spoff

marps Posted on 19/6 11:16
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morning all!!!

how is everyone today? ray can i have a bacon buttie with brown sauce please oh and a cup of milky coffee too. thanks.
spoff,
part timer eh??????

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 11:29
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good morning marps

part timer indeed, going to work, you should be here with us

How are you?

C_B_C

ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:38
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C_B_C

Morning my dear how are you? .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:41
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C_B_C

Dont you take no notice of Spoff my dear .

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 11:42
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ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:43
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Marps

Morning dear how are you? . A bacon buttie with brown sauce please oh and a cup of milky coffee there you go .

marps Posted on 19/6 11:47
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spoff

i would much rather be on the board all day but needs must
was out bowling all weekend too so didnt get chance then either. must say im suffering for it today though, im very achy.
ok then, part timer it is....

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 11:51
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I bet you don't ache as much as me.

And milky coffee, you're as bad as the wife. Totally ruining the taste of coffee. Shame on you.

and shame on Ray for serving it in the cafe.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:52
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

marps Posted on 19/6 11:52
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ray

thanks a lot that was just what i needed! how are you today? im fine, i think. still very tired and a bit sore. bloody heavy greens. wheres the scorching summer we were promised??? at least its not raining today eh. it might dry them out a bit. did you see that lot come down last night? bowled at longden terrace and the backroads to mansfield were under water when i came home. it started just after we finished. thank god!!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:53
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ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:53
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marps Posted on 19/6 11:57
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spoff

your as bad as my hubby. he has the tiniest drop of milk. its like bloody sludge. the spoon stands up on its own. you been composing again??

ray192 Posted on 19/6 11:58
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Marps

I'm very good thanks . You got lucky with the weather then my dear .

marps Posted on 19/6 11:59
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ray

too right! i dont do rain. you know me. i wouldnt have been happy.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 12:03
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Marps

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Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 12:13
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No milk at all, otherwise there's no point!

Been to back school and didn't sleep well last night.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 12:41
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Spoff

but it will be worth it in the end mate .

flabby66 Posted on 19/6 12:52
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afternoon just popped in to say hi, off now.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 12:53
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F_66

Hello my dear how are you? .

flabby66 Posted on 19/6 12:56
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dicky tum, not so good. see you all later.

ray192 Posted on 19/6 12:59
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F_66

Seeya .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 13:14
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Parlour to talk to Barnet next week after his holidays .

marps Posted on 19/6 13:54
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spoff

been to back school?? whats up with your back? and im not going to add any cheap pun although im thinking of lots as i type!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 14:04
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Marps

He needs a window cleaner .

marps Posted on 19/6 14:10
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ray

just been up the street and popped into your new gym on the way home. just out of curiosity like as i so dont need the exercise anyway i thought i told you that the leopard print thong i got you was soley for use in your "film projects" and not for general purpose. imagine my shock to see you bent double, touching your toes, bloody winking at me!!!(as you had your back to me...... well you can imagine...not a pretty sight.) hope it was for a private session with c-b-c and not one for all and sundry!!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 14:12
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Marps

How did you get passed security ffs It was a private session .

marps Posted on 19/6 14:15
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ray

you should lock the doors!! must say i didnt stick around long enough to see what c-b-c looked like so your secrets safe with me. the rest of them will have to keep using their imaginations wont they!!

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 14:18
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Marps,

was in a car accident 9 years 11 months ago and got problems with a disc.

back school is strengthening the muscles around that area help, hopefully, prevent or at least reduce further episodes where I am left flat out.

Been off work about 8 weeks inthe last 12 months because of my back going.

As for puns... fire away.

marps Posted on 19/6 14:24
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spoff

ahhh i see. no in that case no puns. my m in law has similar probs for different reasons. the thing is when youve been it hurts more than before you went doesnt it. well i hope you get it sorted. ten years is a lot of pain. hopefully it will be worth it in the end.

marps Posted on 19/6 14:26
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hey ray

another 100 just for saying good morning ffs! you are such a star!!!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 14:28
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Marps

It does hurt more in the short term but in the long term it helps drastically to ease the pain and discomfort so it's definitely worth it .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 14:28
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Spoff

chers .

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/6 14:37
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Legs feel like jelly today!

Have to keep getting up and walking round the office otherwise the back will totally seize up!!!

I can feel stomach muscles again so it is certainly working.

marps Posted on 19/6 14:42
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yeah rays legs should be feeling like jelly after his knee t
trembler!
well im glad its working for you. keep it up. (again no puns to the keep it up ref.)

ray192 Posted on 19/6 14:46
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Marps

Knee trembler in my gym chasnce would be a nice thing .

marps Posted on 19/6 14:50
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ray

ahhhh. youll just have to expand your clientele a bit. invite a few more ladies to join. you know plenty on the board. give them all free membership or something eh.

marps Posted on 19/6 14:52
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anyway, school run is calling. both the babies are asleep and got to get them up. see you all later lol

ray192 Posted on 19/6 14:55
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Marps

free membership mind you thinking about it .

marps Posted on 19/6 16:26
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ray

you really are a perve!! oh and you didnt say that i didnt need the use of your gym

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:32
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Marps

Awww sorry well you dont .

marps Posted on 19/6 16:35
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ray

its too late now. i had to ask. you know women, we like you to think for yourself! still you cheered me up a bit!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:35
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Boink off of Nelsons .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:37
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Marps

Thank fook for that lol .

marps Posted on 19/6 16:37
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in english if you please????

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:38
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111 in cricket is called Nelsons it's unlucky to the batsmen .

marps Posted on 19/6 16:42
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ok, thanks for that. did you get your threads mixed up again then? its your age me old lad!

flabby66 Posted on 19/6 16:44
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still here

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:45
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Marps

No cheeky the number of posts on this thread then was 111 .

marps Posted on 19/6 16:47
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hello f-66

are you up for a bit of wind ray up with me again today then? ive been trying hard but up to now hes not bit. hes got too many threads on the go to tell me off!!

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:48
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F_66

Hello again how are you? .

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:49
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Marps

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marps Posted on 19/6 16:50
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ray

ahhhh, you no i love you really xxx

ray192 Posted on 19/6 16:51
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marps Posted on 19/6 16:52
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you blushing.... bless you!!!

newholgate Posted on 19/6 17:31
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These GOOD MORNING threads need to become GOOD DAY threads , as it now seems that Ray's cafe is open throughout the day.


ray192 Posted on 19/6 17:32
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NH

I think you have a valid point and i will look into it .

marps Posted on 19/6 17:47
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ray

you could just stop open 24/7. cafe am, gym 11 onwards with healthy snacks etc, late lunch/ early dinner followed up with rays bar, lapdancing, topless waitresses massage parlour even???? it is in creswell, should be plenty of girls willing to audition for you. you could even chuck in a special nite for us girlies and have male dancers. what do you reckon?

ray192 Posted on 19/6 17:56
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Marps

Lol what a fantastic idea .

marps Posted on 19/6 18:13
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ray

thought youd go for that one!!
i'm off for a while now. going to feed the bin lids! lol

ray192 Posted on 19/6 18:25
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Marps

Ok take care .

Wakey_Boro_Fan Posted on 19/6 18:52
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have i missed her?

ray192 Posted on 19/6 18:56
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wakey

She may be back later .

EDDIE62 Posted on 19/6 18:56
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wheres my missus?

marps Posted on 19/6 19:29
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hiya, im back!
so spoff, what do you think to rays buisness empire?

ray, you ok?

John_Ketterly Posted on 21/6 6:37
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Hoof

Spoff_MFC Posted on 21/6 9:34
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Who's John Ketterly?

bigdave85 Posted on 14/7 4:32
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