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ray192 Posted on 15/7 5:42
GOOD MORNING

Everybody

Dry but dull here in Creswell 13deg .

Cooker and kettle at the ready .

C'MON BORO .

C'MON YORKSHIRE .

bigdave85 Posted on 15/7 5:48
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Morning Ray!

ray192 Posted on 15/7 5:50
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Dave

Morning mate how are you today? .

bigdave85 Posted on 15/7 5:53
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I'm OK mate, looking forward to my bed though!

How are you mate?

ray192 Posted on 15/7 5:56
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Dave

I'm very good thanks . Had a busy shift? .

bigdave85 Posted on 15/7 6:31
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Nope it's been very quiet all weekend! No news is good news though!

ray192 Posted on 15/7 6:41
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Dave

Thats right,what time do you finish? .

wool_skull Posted on 15/7 7:34
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Morning Ray,

Nice and sunny here in Ormesby.

Any chance of a coffee and a sausage sarnie mate ?

Did you see anything of the Shalke match ?

ray192 Posted on 15/7 7:45
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W_S

Morning mate how are you? . A coffee and sausage sarnie there you go . no i didn't mate . How's my darling getting on? .

lawnranger Posted on 15/7 7:50
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morning ray morning everyone
lovely in acklam on the cotswolds as well this morning
kids up , feeding time at the zoo as we speak
and just deciding where to go for a day out somewhere today
suggestions on a postcard please

ray192 Posted on 15/7 7:53
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L_R

Morning mate how are you? . Lol feeding time . I would say somewhere undercover as thunderstorms are predicted this afternoon .

lawnranger Posted on 15/7 7:57
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i think you are right there like but hey the skin is waterproof so off we go

ray192 Posted on 15/7 7:58
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L_R

Thats the spirit mate,have a great day wherever you go or decide to do .

keelo Posted on 15/7 8:15
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Morning Raymondo....Blue skies ,warm breeze, birds singing and Im bad as a fookin dog after the wedding reception last night....

mollteaser Posted on 15/7 8:17
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Good Morning Ray, do you ever sleep? lol
u could of watched the match with me pet, hehehe

of to work in an hour n a bit
lovely grey sky here hope it dont rain

Boro_Owl Posted on 15/7 8:18
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Its raining in Sheffield!

I had a BBQ last night and stink of it though, its lovely

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:19
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Keelo

Morning mate i'll not ask how you are then lol .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:21
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Moll

Morning my dear how are you? . I would have loved to have watched the match with you . Off to work .

Would you like a drink? .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:22
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B_O

Morning mate how are you? .

mollteaser Posted on 15/7 8:25
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love a cuppa tea Ray thanx petal,

keelo Posted on 15/7 8:27
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I ate that much crab from the buffet last night Ray i walked outta the marque sidewards,but Mrs Keelo said it was the bottle of Grouse id greedily quaffed......cant fookin remember that like

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:28
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Moll

A cup of tea there you go my dear

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:29
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Keelo

It doesn't matter which does it pesky women lol .

mollteaser Posted on 15/7 8:34
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thank you Ray

<tries to put Ray in her pocket while no1 is watching>

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:37
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Moll

Dont do too much at work my dear i'll be hear when you get back lol Oh and thanx for putting me safe in your pocket .

mollteaser Posted on 15/7 8:46
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pmsl Ray, i will try not to do much
and u be good while ure in ma pocket

Coluka Posted on 15/7 8:46
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Good morning Ray and everyone from a sunny (yes sunny) Scabbyborough.

Ray, hows things my man

I am knackered thanks to my neighbours daughter and boyfriend coming home at about 2 a.m. and having the mother of all drunken rows.

I have been left no alternative but to respond with getting the lawnmower out shortly and cutting the grass to make sure they dont get a lay in.

However, As she is a fit 27 yr old i may forgive her if she sunbathes topless in the garden today

ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:49
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Moll

I'll try but it may be hard .

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ray192 Posted on 15/7 8:52
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Coluka

Morning how are you? i'm very good thanks . Try some very loud music aswell while your out doing the lawn lol . Unless they invite you next time . Ray cleans binocs lenses lol .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 15/7 8:59
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Alright or what ray ?

cuppa tea and a spliff my good man

btw

is your surname Jinghardon ?

Coluka Posted on 15/7 9:00
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Ray
I am off to do the lawns in a tic, Dont bother with the binoculars, just get yourself round here - oh and bring a bottle of Ambre Soleir

borobuddah Posted on 15/7 9:11
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Glass of fybogel, two poached on toast and a copy of the Times please.

ray192 Posted on 15/7 9:12
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Monty

Morning how are you? . cuppa tea and a spliff there you go . Lol btw .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 9:16
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Coluka

I'm on my way mate .

borobuddah Posted on 15/7 9:18
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Oy! What about me eggs before you bugger off?

ray192 Posted on 15/7 9:18
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B_B

Morning mate how are you? . Glass of fybogel, two poached on toast and a copy of the Times there you go .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 9:20
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B_B

Calm down mate .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 9:37
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P!ssing it down here now .

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:15
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Now then Ray
Boiling hot here, well over 30 at 11;14 its a fryer!!!
Cuppa and a bacon bap please

Coluka Posted on 15/7 10:15
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Ray

Oh Dear, when i was cutting the grass i appear to have spoilt my neighbours lay in

The sight and sound of bedroom windows slamming shut can be very satisfying

Well i suppose i should get round to fitting those new shelves i havent really got - now where is my drill

StandingRoomOnly Posted on 15/7 10:17
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Good Morning Ray

Just a cup of tea, please

Milk with two sugars.

Nice and hot here in Thornaby

How are you?

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:17
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OOOOOIIIY Coluka!! have you got my hovermower ?

The_Commisar Posted on 15/7 10:19
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Morning Ray!!!

Not a bad day ny the look of it.
Lawn needs mowing, and soon. Theres two Japanese blokes by the rose bed, no one told them the war ended in 45 and the foliage is that thick they can hide out there.

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:19
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Woody

Morning mate how are you? . No need to rub it in about the weather . Cuppa and a bacon bap there you go .

Coluka Posted on 15/7 10:20
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Cant be yours woodymfc, I bought mine off a passing pikey and he told me he was only selling it cos it was an unwanted xmas present of his

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:20
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Coluka

Proud of you mate fook em .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:22
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SRO

Morning mate i'm very good thanks how are you? . A cup of tea milk two sugars there you go . Wheres NH .

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:23
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that will be the one nicked from outside of rays caf while we were having this crisis meeting about BT

Did this pikey look a bit like slaven ?

StandingRoomOnly Posted on 15/7 10:24
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I am good thanks, a bit tired though.

NH, is looking for holidays on the web, I will let her know you were asking.

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:24
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T_C

Morning mate how are you? . Lol at you best get it cut then .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:25
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SRO

Cheers mate .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:26
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Coluka

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ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:27
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Woody

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Coluka Posted on 15/7 10:27
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Woodymfc

Well the pikey was wearing a kilt but spoke in a very strange Irish accent, funny thing was he said he was looking for some fella from Creswell who slagged him off so much to MFC it cost him his Saturday job or something


Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:29
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its too hot for me today, but its nice to see the girls scantily clad
Fighter pilots thumbs all over the spot
MMM Irish accent,kilt, saturday job
Its him the twot

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flabby66 Posted on 15/7 10:35
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good morning ray how are you? well i went for an interview in edinburgh on friday for a job in Bonn germany and got it! be going start of august so wont be on the board during the day anymore so i will only be popping into the cafe on the odd occasion..

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:35
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Coluka

I put my hands up to it scotch tvvat lol .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:36
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Woody

Wish i was there .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:39
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F_66

Morning my dear how are you? . Well thats great news for you bad for my trade though lol . I hope it goes really well for you . I'm very good thanks .

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:42
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Its not healthy Ray

flabby66 Posted on 15/7 10:42
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me too i go on a months trial but i dont see there being any problems, so i think i will have a champagne breakfast to celebrate!

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:43
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F_66

Ok i'm on my way dear .

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:44
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Reden sie Deutsche Flabby oder nich ?
Was machen sie beruflich in Bonn ?

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:44
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Woody

It sounds healthy to me .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:46
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F_66

Now whats the number of the room i've forgot .

flabby66 Posted on 15/7 10:47
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i actually dont speak a word of german well i do but not enough to be any use to me! thankfully the people i am working for and with are also english so this is not so much of a problem!

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:48
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well thats sound then, hope all goes well and the champers too

flabby66 Posted on 15/7 10:50
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ray you cheeky thing! am blushing here!

flabby66 Posted on 15/7 10:52
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woody have you been to Bonn? i hear its very nice the area i am going to is considered to be the most desirable, i have been to cologne before, a very nice city.

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ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:54
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F_66

I'm sorry dear i was only joking .

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 10:57
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Yup been to Bonn, nice spot. Im about sixty clicks north of Koln - so dump ray and get your champers round my place and we can play on my Nintendo Wii

ray192 Posted on 15/7 10:58
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Woody

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Coluka Posted on 15/7 10:58
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Woodymfc

Nintendo Wii - is that some type of cyber watersports

Woodymfc Posted on 15/7 11:01
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Ray has enough to handle with dischof can supply explicit photos.........
Coluka LOL

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:01
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Coluka

Lol thats class .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:02
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Woody

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Jan_uary Posted on 15/7 11:07
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Good morning Raymond. You missed the belly-dancers yesterday!

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:09
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J_U

Morning my dear how are you? . Nice to see you back in my cafe . Your joking .

SirLofty Posted on 15/7 11:10
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Morning gaffer, how are

Nice and sunny here in Billingham


P.s. Do you own a cafe, and where

borobuddah Posted on 15/7 11:12
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Them eggs were spot on, any chance of a chilled tomato juice with a dash?

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:13
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Lofty

Morning mate i'm very good thanks how are you? . Yes i do this one lol

Jan_uary Posted on 15/7 11:14
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No joke! Two rather well endowed ladies dressed(if you can call it dressed!)in skimpy costumes!

SirLofty Posted on 15/7 11:15
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Aye, im good.

Oooo lol, didnt click on this was youre cafe my bad

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:17
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B_B

Thanks . Of course chilled tomato juice with a dash there you go .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:18
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J_U

Well thats just my luck FFS .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:19
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Lofty

LOL .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:22
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J_U

Was it a good do then? .

Jan_uary Posted on 15/7 11:25
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Well, lets just say there were a lot of pissed Boro fans, including the bridegroom, who couldn't see straight by about 9pm!

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:29
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J_U

Lol has Duncan stayed over? .

Jan_uary Posted on 15/7 11:31
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No,Ray. At the last minute Franc said she'd pick 'em up.

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:33
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J_U

She had a fair run then .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:39
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Mido now linked cut price deal hmmm why not?.

flabby66 Posted on 15/7 11:40
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woodymfc if your still about.....last time i played on a wii i nearly put my friends sons eye out!

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:44
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F_66

Oh eye lol .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 12:30
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Alan Smith has still not been given any promises from Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson that the England international has a future at Old Trafford, but Middlesbrough do not interest him in the slightest.

Fooking blue lipped tvvat .

Coluka Posted on 15/7 12:40
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Ray

If you look at it another way, i am guessing Alan Smith must be a diehard Borofan.

He knows he's a crap striker and wouldn't want the Boro to sign anyone with a goalscoring record like his

ray192 Posted on 15/7 12:42
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Coluka

I never looked at it that way thanks for putting it to me lol .

TeessideCleveland Posted on 15/7 13:26
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Another

TeessideCleveland Posted on 15/7 13:27
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Ton

TeessideCleveland Posted on 15/7 13:27
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Ray

ray192 Posted on 15/7 13:28
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TC

LOL .

Afternoon mate how are you? .

TeessideCleveland Posted on 15/7 13:40
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Bit hungover - marps was giving me free drinks all night from your bar
How are you?

ray192 Posted on 15/7 13:43
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TC

I'm very good thanks . Yes i read it this morning had the police in ffs she and Kazza are in big trouble .

marps Posted on 15/7 21:46
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ray

just been released from the clink! been locked up with two burly policemen all night!! if i hadnt had such a good time i would be very cross with you!! wtf didnt you tell me you had no licence??

marps Posted on 15/7 22:28
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ray????????

dont worry im not chasing you for the bail money!!! you gone to bed you lazy get?