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ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:28
GOOD MORNING

Everyone

Dry and mild start here in Creswell 10deg .

Cooker and kettle are on .

C'MON BORO .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:32
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Morning Ray!

How the devil are you this morning?

Beans on toast and bru for me please!

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:37
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Come on ray, I could have made it myself by now!!

What kind of service is this?

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:39
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Dave

Morning mate i'm very good thanks how are you? . Beans on toast there you go .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:40
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Dave

Lol having a wash ffs .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:42
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Any cheese for these beans?

I'm ace thanks Ray! 1 hour to go then 2 whole weeks off!

I hope the weathers going to be fine up in Gods county!

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:45
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Dave

Make your mind up ffs here's your cheese slaps it on .

Cecil_J_McTumshie Posted on 19/7 5:45
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morning Ray,morning Dave
getting near end of my nightshift (only 4 days off not 2 weeks

A full english brekkie today please Ray

Say hello to Scotland for me when you are up there Dave-where are you going?

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:46
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TOO MUCH TAKE IT BACK!!

And where's my bloody bru?

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:48
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Morning Cecil!

I'm not going to Scotland, I was referring to the beautiful Lancashire!

I'm sure you'll have just as much fun on your 4 days off as I will on my 2 weeks!

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:48
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Cecil

Morning mate how are you? . A full english brekkie there you go .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:49
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Dave

Here's your bru ffs now fook off before you get barred .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:49
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Ray, will you being going to Edgbaston to see Lancs win the 20/20 cup?

Cecil_J_McTumshie Posted on 19/7 5:50
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misunderstood you Dave-surely everyone knows god's country is Bonnie Scotland not cold,miserable Lancashire

Cheers Ray, cooked to perfection as usual

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:51
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Dave

Your heading for a barring and i dont mean 2 weeks like normal lol .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:51
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Cecil

Why thankyou very much young man .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:54
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How dare you Cecil!

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:55
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My beans were cold. I won't make a point of it though...



ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:55
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Lancashire thats how he dare ffs .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:57
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OH LANCASHIRE!!

IS WONDERFUL!

OH LANCASHIRE IS WONDERFUL!!!

and so on...





ray192 Posted on 19/7 5:57
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Dave are you taking note of what i've said? .

Cecil_J_McTumshie Posted on 19/7 5:58
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OH LANCASHIRE!!

IS WONDERFUL!

OH LANCASHIRE IS WONDERFUL!!!

ITS GOT SLUMS ,RAIN AND RENTBOYS

OH LANCASHIRE IS WONDERFUL!!!

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 5:59
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*sits down and behaves*

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:00
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Dave

Shut the fook up with that schite .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 6:00
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Are you Scottish Cecil?

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:00
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Cecil

.

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:01
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Dave

I should think so your very close to a barring .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 6:09
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Good morning Ray and everyone from a damp Scabbyborough

Now then Ray me ol' mucker,

I see you've started to take in the care in the community brigade at breakfast Ray ffs
Whilst its a noble gesture, i am beginning to think i know where Matt Lucas gets his 'Little Britain' character ideas from now

Can i have a low fat kebab and a Yorkshire tea mate

EHH EHH ERRRRRRRRRRR

The_Commisar Posted on 19/7 6:14
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Morning Ray
working from Boro today so no dash for the train.
and I'll pass on breakfast, I'm off to the gym now
40 minutes of pain....................

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:16
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Coluka

Morning mate how are you? i'm very good thanks . Lol btw dave at his table sulking it's in the toilet . a low fat kebab and a Yorkshire tea there you go .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:18
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Commi

Morning mate how's things? . No brekkie .

Whats up with my gym? .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 6:25
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Morning Coluka!

Busy in here today!

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:26
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Dave

Who let you out? .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 6:27
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Ray

T_C's off to the gym for 40 minutes of pain - make sure he remembers to take the gimp mask and electrodes this time

Dave's not sulking, all Lancastrians look like miserable fookers

COME On BORO

And a Special COME ON LAMBIE GET YOUR FOOKING ACT TOGETHER SOON

Coluka Posted on 19/7 6:29
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Dave

EHH EHH ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 6:30
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I'm off, I've had enough of this!

Oh Lancy Lancy!

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:32
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Dave

I've had enough throw him out Coluka .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:33
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Coluka

LOL . Yeah Lambie FFS .

bigdave85 Posted on 19/7 6:34
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Ray, I think I've left my wallet on the table. Any chance I can have it back?

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:34
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Gimp mask .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:36
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Dave

Thats paid for the trouble you caused today throws Dave empty wallet now .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 6:36
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Dave

A chant for all those wed woses across the pennines with a lisp

Wankyshire la la la
Wankyshire la la la

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:40
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Coluka

Lol .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 6:46
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Ray

Might be an idea to plug Dave's chair in if he comes in tomorrow. 240 volts (or gas mark 8) for about 10 minutes should cure him

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:51
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Coluka

Why waste power just fooking shoot him .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 6:52
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Ray



Just been watching the BBC Breakfast news - any chance you can get that weathergirl Carol Kirkwood to come and do the weather forecast from the caff every morning - she brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Rise and Shine'

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ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:54
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Coluka

I'll get on to it straight away .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 6:56
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Hey Coluka have you noticed something about today in my cafe and gym? .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 7:00
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Ray

Excellent, and I have convinced myself she doesn't wear anything under those raincoats she wears you know

Coluka Posted on 19/7 7:03
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Ray
Noticed what mate? you dont mean that miserable old bugger Steve in the corner with the ginger tuft who is trying to cadge a cuppa of everyone

Theblackcats Posted on 19/7 7:11
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morning ray.

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:12
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Coluka

She is so nice .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:13
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Coluka

LOL no mate no ladies in yet .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:14
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T_B_C

Morning mate how are you? .

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ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:19
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Coluka

Look who's now on my staff .

Link: link.

Coluka Posted on 19/7 7:20
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Ray

In order to attract the ladies in numbers i think you need to advertise all products as 'Low fat' 'suitable for vegetarians', 'Organic' and the sausages provided are long, thick, meaty and full of valuable nutrients

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:21
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Coluka

LOL . Look at my link quick .

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 7:22
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Good Morning Ray
hows u 2day sugah lumps

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:23
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Moll

Morning my dear i'm very good thanks i've been missing you . How are you? .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 7:25
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Ray

Ohhh Yes

and another

Link: Yes Please

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:26
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Middlesbrough's Yakubu remains on Man City radar
tribalfooball.com - July 18, 2007

Manchester City boss Sven Goran Eriksson is expected to make an offer for Middlesbrough striker Yakubu Aiyegbeni.
Boro want 12 million for the Nigeria international, who remains high on Eriksson's shopping list, says the Daily Mail.

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:27
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Coluka

Oh yes is she cold or just pleased to see us .

Coluka Posted on 19/7 7:31
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Ray
She is always pleased to see us mate.
That funnel in the background was just a tiny chimney before she appeared on the rooftop by the way

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:35
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Coluka

I know that mate .

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 7:40
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aww missed yeh too petal, im ok, got my eyes held open with matchsticks atm tho lol,
looking forward to a sleep in in the morning lol

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:42
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Moll

Would you like me to bring you breakfast in bed . And then hop in your pocket .

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 7:45
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got no time for breakfast 2day, large cuppa tea would be nice tho, and u can come do ma hair while i put ma slap on and then off to work, but i expect u in my pocket! lol, breakfast in bed 2moro eh

Boro_Owl Posted on 19/7 7:46
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Morning Kermit

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:52
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Moll

A large cup of tea there you go . Now sit down and relax while i do your hair . Oh i'll be in your pocket anytime you like . Orders breakfast in bed for Moll tomorrow sorted my dear .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:53
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B_O

Morning mate how are you? . lol btw .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 7:53
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Moll

Oh btw dont do too much at work .

The_Commisar Posted on 19/7 7:59
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Right
thats nt time at the gym over and at the office
decaff please Ray, skimmed milk if you have it and a bowl of museli.

Does Cap5 still get in ?
Havn't seen him around ages.

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 8:02
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HAHAHA as if Ray

after 2day im off til monday

keelo Posted on 19/7 8:02
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Raymondo.....blue skies shining on me

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:03
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T_C

Good workout mate? . Decaff skimmed milk and a bowl of museli there you go . Yes he pops in every now and again .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:04
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Moll

All weekend in bed .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:05
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Keelo

Morning mate how are you? . Blue skies .

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 8:05
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i wish lol

my son comes back off his holds on sat nite, cant wait to see him
we going to see Harry Potter on sunday

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 8:06
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Right of to get ready for work, Ray has made me late lol

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:07
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Moll
Well thats good for you have a great time . Can i come in your pocket if i behave .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:08
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Moll

Seeya my dear dont forget dont do too much .

keelo Posted on 19/7 8:09
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trouble is Ray I'm painting the daughters house,so stuck inside.....As an aside Raymodo,I think your getting too excitable when Moll comes aboard,dont get TOO distracted and start letting the buisness slip pal!!!"Many a good man" and all that stuff

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:11
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Keelo

I like too keep my ladies sweet .

bombero Posted on 19/7 8:25
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Good Morning Ray
Tea and 2 ginger snaps please.Hope your well.Im dandy!
T_B_C wtf?? You still got the receipt for that arsenic Ray??(only kidding tbc)
"who will buy my beautiful roses"(any colour)...i know you like my voice mate,the birds in the trees sometimes stop ad listen for pointers.

mollteaser Posted on 19/7 8:26
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lmfao keelo, it dont take much for Ray to get sexcited oppss mean EXCITED (phewww) lol

Ray course u can come in ma pocket! just be good like u were the other day

laterrrrrrrrrrr ppl

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:29
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Moll

Oh i'll be very good for you . Lol and your right btw .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:30
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Moll

Awwww seeya .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:32
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Bombero

Morning i'm very good thanks how are you? . such a nice voice soothing . Tea and 2 ginger snaps there you go . Yes theres plenty left .

bombero Posted on 19/7 8:38
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Thank You Ray. thought i might not get it with moll about!!
ahem,up the dosage mate"he was with me at choir practise officer"ahem
enjoy your day

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:42
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Bombero

I'll up the dosage then mate . What you trying to because Moll was about lol .

bombero Posted on 19/7 8:48
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lol ive made a mess............bicuit crumbs Ray,bicuit crumbs!!well mostly

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:50
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Bombero

Dont worry mate here's dustpan and brush now clean it up .

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/7 8:54
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Fooking Darren Gough, what a (unt.

ray192 Posted on 19/7 8:59
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Spoff

Morning mate how are? . I know he made terrible decisions again yesterday as captain aswell as bowling poor .

borolad259 Posted on 19/7 9:04
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Morning Ray, I don't think you should come in a lady's pocket, no matter how well you behave.
Anyway, sunny up at top withins today, so could I have the usual pint of tea in the Boro mug please.

ray192 Posted on 19/7 9:10
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Borolad

Morning mate how are you? . LOL . A pint of tea in the Boro mug there you go .

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borolad259 Posted on 19/7 9:12
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Not bad, have a day to myself...gerrinthere. You?

ray192 Posted on 19/7 9:14
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Borolad

What you going to do then with your day go drinking lol .

Spoff_MFC Posted on 19/7 11:35
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where you gone?

ray192 Posted on 19/7 11:40
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Spoff

I'm here i've been to the doctors .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 11:58
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Boro in four-way battle
20070719 10:28
Middlesbrough are one of a number of clubs being linked with a move for Sweden international Christian Wilhelmsson.
Bolton appear to be one of the frontrunners for the wideman and their officials have been locked in talks with the player's club Nantes in an attempt to wrap up a deal, but Tottenham, Manchester City and Boro are also interested.

"Bolton are one of several clubs that are interested," his agent Fabio Alho revealed to The Sun. "I can't say any more before the clubs have reached a deal."
Reports now claim that Nantes are holding out for 2.5million but that sort of price would not trouble any of the interested parties. However, Gareth Southgate will have to move quickly if he is to land him.
Southgate has spoken out about Middlesbrough's slow progress in bringing more new faces to the Riverside after quickly completing the signings of Jonathan Woodgate, Tuncay Sanli and Jeremie Aliadiere earlier in the summer.

cuteborochick Posted on 19/7 13:00
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Good afternoon all!! glorious day here in thirsk was thinking about binning work off this afternoon and sitting in a beer garden all day!! anyone fancy joining me?!?

ray192 Posted on 19/7 13:03
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C_B_C

Afternoon my dear i've been pinning for you . Yes i'll pop up for a beer or two with you . How are you? .

cuteborochick Posted on 19/7 13:05
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i'm good thanks ray how are you?? i'll get the round in shall i?

borolad259 Posted on 19/7 13:09
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Believe it or not Ray, I have to help my father in law move a cast iron mangle. Whoopdedoo. I wish I could have a drink, but am on the wagon....doctor's orders.

ray192 Posted on 19/7 13:09
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C_B_C

I'm very good thanks even better now your here . No ladies dont pay what would you like? .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 13:11
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Borolad

C_B_C and myself will have a drink for you then .

cuteborochick Posted on 19/7 13:17
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aww ray its only fair if we take turns but thank you anyway

ray192 Posted on 19/7 13:19
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C_B_C

Ok then i'll have a pint of Worthies please .

cuteborochick Posted on 19/7 13:23
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No probs ray a pint of worthys for you

ray192 Posted on 19/7 13:23
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Cheers my dear good health .

ray192 Posted on 19/7 14:08
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C_B_C

My round what would you like my dear? .

cuteborochick Posted on 19/7 14:28
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please could i have a vodka, lemonade and black current? thankyou

ray192 Posted on 19/7 14:30
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C_B_C

vodka, lemonade and black current there you go my dear .