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ray192 Posted on 21/7 5:59
GOOD MORNING

Everybody

Raining here in Creswell 13deg .

Cooker and kettle on .

C'MON BORO .

C'MON YORKSHIRE .

C'MON ENGLAND .

ayresomeangel365 Posted on 21/7 6:07
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good morning raymondo....smokey bacon sarnie and a cuppa tea pls

wet and dingy in yarm

Link: raymondo

badtictacs Posted on 21/7 6:08
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gurd mooorning raimundo.

37C in Atyrau today.
I wont be dining with you this morning as I am going for a brekky in town.
However I will be returning to your establishment on Monday.

Liking the Luke Young signing, First time in my life that we will have 3 current England internationals in the first team.

:)

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:15
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A_A

Morning mate how are you? . lol you said you wouldn't say anything about my invention . smokey bacon sarnie and a cuppa tea there you go .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:18
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B_T

Morning mate how are you? . so am mate but he's not signed yet .

OPEO Posted on 21/7 6:19
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Morning Ray. Do you stock galoshes and sou'westers?

Coluka Posted on 21/7 6:22
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Good morning Ray and everyone from a very wet Scabbyborough

How are you today Ray?

I could not sleep so got up early today, was hoping for a lay in too

Bacon smells nice Ray, can i have a sausage and egg sandwich please

COME ON LUKE - just sign ffs !

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:24
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OPEO

Morning mate how are you? . I store anything me mate .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:27
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Coluka


Good morning mate i'm very good thanks how are you? . Yes sign up ffs . sausage and egg sandwich there you go .

OPEO Posted on 21/7 6:28
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Well i'll 'ave a pair o yer tallest wellies, and one of those inflateable boat thingies an a couple of paddles. A cup of Yorkshires finest and some bread'n'egg please.

plymuff_diver Posted on 21/7 6:28
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Good morning,

Nice place you've got here. Can I get an egg-white omelette on rye bread, with a side of alfalfa sprouts and a class of carrot juice please?

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:29
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Coluka

Thanks for putting my mask back lol .

keelo Posted on 21/7 6:30
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Morning raymondo,c-c-cold,dull miserable and VERY wet here in Whitby,but off to Burnley this morn,hope to get a glimpse on Tuncay's wizardry........fook Harry Potter

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:30
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OPEO

Lol . A pair o my tallest wellies, and one of those inflateable boat thingies an a couple of paddles. A cup of Yorkshires finest and some bread'n'egg there you go .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:33
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P_D

Morning mate how are you? . Thanks it's a friendly establishment i have here . Egg-white omelette on rye bread, with a side of alfalfa sprouts and a class of carrot juice there you go .

Coluka Posted on 21/7 6:33
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Ray

You're welcome mate LOL

All washed and ironed too - I found it a snug fit, so i wore it on my head instead

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:34
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Keelo

morning mate how are you? . Give the lads a shout for me please .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:35
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Coluka

Your quite welcome mate anytime .

keelo Posted on 21/7 6:37
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I certainly will Ray!! Could i have an oxo and pie,(just to get us in the mood like)

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:40
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Keelo

I knew i could rely on you . Oxo and pie there you go .

truman_starr Posted on 21/7 6:40
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i could scran a jullienne of lobster served on crabstick reduction
please
ta
and chips

plymuff_diver Posted on 21/7 6:40
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It's a refreshing 10 degress in Plymouth. Middlesbrough look like buying a quality, bespoke right-back, God is in his heaven and all is right with the world. Many thanks, I'll be outside on the terrace, smoking.

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:44
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T_S

Morning mate how are you? . A jullienne of lobster served on crabstick reduction with chips there you go .

truman_starr Posted on 21/7 6:45
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champo

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:45
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P_D

Yes things are looking up .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 6:46
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T_S

Good .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 7:19
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OLATHE, Kansas: Navigational device maker Garmin Ltd. said Friday it has signed a one-year sponsorship deal with English Premier League team Middlesbrough.

Financial details of the agreement, which could be extended, were not provided.

Garmin said it would provide players with wrist-mounted devices that would keep track of their heart rates, speed and distance so that team trainers and fans, over the Internet could monitor their physical performance throughout the season.

Would Boro allow this data to be published? i think not sadly .

bombero Posted on 21/7 7:34
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Good morning Ray! Battered haddock,small chips on OAP reduction please(nah,tea and 2 ginger snaps please)! Im not that old,in fact today im feeling Young(erm!)like everybody else;happier with ink on paper tho.Would Nivea be a good nickname?

Think we may need a new approach with the neighbours cat,(ahem).hehe

ray192 Posted on 21/7 7:38
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Bombero

Morning mate how are you? . Battered haddock,small chips on OAP reduction tea and 2 ginger snaps there you go .

Cheeky sod all my prices are cheap .

borolad259 Posted on 21/7 7:41
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Morning Ray, everyone. Pint of Yorkshire tea in the Boro mug please mate.
Just settling down in front of the TV for some weather voyeurism/schadenfraude. A bright sunny morning here in Halifax.

ray192 Posted on 21/7 7:42
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Borolad

Morning mate how are you? . Pint of Yorkshire tea in the Boro mug there you go .

bombero Posted on 21/7 7:47
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hehe,thank you,your prices are the only cheap thing about you Ray,....even your sexual innuendo ooozez class.

Cant decide whether to put Scarboro off for another day,mind you i only have to sit in the pub,so fook the weather eh?

Now about that cat.

borolad259 Posted on 21/7 7:47
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Last night I went to bed at about 11.30 and 5 Live were saying that we had signed Luke Young....this morning we are back to just having an offer accepted.
I hope we get him. I think he is the heir apparent to Gary Neville.

Boro_2006 Posted on 21/7 7:50
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Morning Ray Bouncing down in Darlo, Hope alls well a large Full English and a cup of coffee please as Im starving after not being allowed on for a few days...

ray192 Posted on 21/7 7:54
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Bombero

Lol you have to keep the ladies happy . Sit in the pub sounds good to me mate . Yes that cat .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 7:56
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Borolad

Thats a good shout heir apparent i like it .

lawnranger Posted on 21/7 7:57
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morning ray morning everyone clod and wet here in acklam on the cotswolds today, ray mate any chance of a parmo i could murder one mrs ranger has me on a diet and she is having a sleepin shhhh don,t tell her though i am sick of all bran

ps i was first told 6 weeks ago by my mate that luke young was coming he also said morrison is leaving for a midlands club
and boro are getting deco from barca on a year loan you know where you heard it first

ray192 Posted on 21/7 7:58
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B_2006

Morning mate how are you? . A large Full English and a cup of coffee there you go .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:01
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L_R

Morning mate how are you? . A Parmo there you go . I will remember as i hope your right .

lawnranger Posted on 21/7 8:05
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cheers ray thats lovely, god i have missed them better than gordon ramsay you are mate most people have laughed when i told them about deco i dunno if its on but my mate steve is adament he is coming lets hope so eh that will sort the midfield out

bombero Posted on 21/7 8:05
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hehe.....and it seems you do keep em happy,you even get your own "wheres Ray threads",.....whereas i sit at home watching my "bowl of custard(ahem)" dvds! I shall continue to read and learn,might start writing them down,"the little book of Rayisms" could be a seller?
Im not sad....lonely and desperate maybe,but never sad>

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:07
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L_R

Cheers mate . Would he that would be spectacular .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:09
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Bombero

i know i couldn't believe my eyes bless her . Yes keep taking notes mate .

lawnranger Posted on 21/7 8:13
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right i am off in the shower now as i have to be at work and sell insurance all day any one need a quote just drop me a line i will see what i can do for you chaps.

I cant say the company name for advertising reasons but dont worry the dog does not bite you get me OH YES

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:16
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L_R

Well i'll see you later woof woof lol .

flabby66 Posted on 21/7 8:31
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god morning mr 192 i would like and egg and bacon on a granary roll spread with lurpak and a good shake of the hp sauce....burnley today, got my snorkel and flippers ready for the swim.....bloody weather grrrrrrrrr.

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:35
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F_66

Morning my dear how are you? . Lol i think you'll need them aswell . egg and bacon on a granary roll spread with lurpak and a good shake of the hp sauce there you go my dear .

wayvvee_dayvee Posted on 21/7 8:41
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morning ray hope you're well no time for breakfast going to jump in the shower.......actually i need to stop jumping in the shower a couple of tiles are coming loose

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:44
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W_D

Morning mate how are you? . I thought you meant the other jump then lol .

addison_road Posted on 21/7 8:49
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MORNING!.....cuppa and a bacon buttie.....TA!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:50
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A_R

Morning mate how are you? . A cuppa and a bacon buttie there you go .

bombero Posted on 21/7 8:53
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*scribble scribble* lol@ray

ray192 Posted on 21/7 8:55
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Bombero

Lol mate i'm only warming up yet .

mollteaser Posted on 21/7 9:14
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Good Mornnig Ray,
missed u last nite
i was gaggin for a .......




























cuppa Tea lolol

ray192 Posted on 21/7 9:21
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Moll my dear how are you? . I know i've replied have a look . Well i'm here now if you require me for anything and i mean anything .

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mollteaser Posted on 21/7 9:28
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do you do toe sucking ray?? lol

ray192 Posted on 21/7 9:29
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Moll

I've told you anything for you my dear .

The_Commisar Posted on 21/7 9:32
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You two, get a bloody room!


Morning Ray!

mollteaser Posted on 21/7 9:34
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<chokes on cuppa tea>

keep that in mind Ray lol

Good Morning Commisar

ray192 Posted on 21/7 9:42
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T_C

Morning mate how are you? . Get a room? we have one .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 9:43
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Moll

I'll hold you to that my dear .

The_Commisar Posted on 21/7 9:44
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Morning Moll
I'm fine and dandy Ray, had a nice out last night with a couple of mates.
Shame about the bloody rain though.

SirLofty Posted on 21/7 9:51
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Eesh, you two lovers. Well have things said about us on other boards







Oh and morning

mollteaser Posted on 21/7 9:53
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lol Lofty, yeh and this thread could end up on the geordies board, all the rest of em do like! lol

ray192 Posted on 21/7 9:54
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T_C

I know mate p!ssing it down here . Good for you where did you go? . I told you not too panic if it comes off Luke Young .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 9:56
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Lofty

Morning mate how are you? . Do i look bothered about what they say about me it's only jealousy if they do .

The_Commisar Posted on 21/7 9:59
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Ray
I don't know that much about Young but looks like a good move.
I'm not panicking about the situation, I've thought long and hard about it.
We need
a Front man who can hold the ball up
a CM who can run the ball down
a coach who can innovate

I'm not being disrespectful to Coops/GS in what I say. Obviously they may come up with a few surprises this season, but I think we do need a bit of experience in that changing room that can pull rabbits out the hat and get players interested.

Now, bacon buttie, decaff and erm

two paracetamol.
Bit of thick head, Ram was loud last night, and busy, and full of tottee.

SirLofty Posted on 21/7 10:00
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Lmao, yeah im good, just started reading Harry Smotter.


The geek I am.....

Ray, Commisar, Moll, how are you all?

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:03
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Moll

Geordie board why fook em .

Can i hop in your pocket now .

mollteaser Posted on 21/7 10:08
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yeh no probs love hop in

gordyp Posted on 21/7 10:08
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morning Ray i have only breakfasted with you once before and was most impressed with the service and standard so-
two fried eggs(runny yokes),2 slices crispy bacon,fried mushrooms and tomatoes served on 2 slices of lightly fried bread with hash browns on the side please. oh and a diet coke
thanks

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:13
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T_C

Yes i agree we do need what you say but theres time yet chill out mate . I can't see them altering the backroom staff though . i would i'd get rid of? fook me that mackem i can't think of his name now? used to be thier manager ffs .

bacon buttie, decaff and two paracetamol there you go .

Packed with tottie when we having a night out then .

Whats the mackems name ffs .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:14
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Lofty

I'm very good thanks .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:15
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Moll

Wahey takes a big jump into Molls pocket ooh thats lovely my dear .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:18
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Gordyp

Morning mate how are you? . It's nice to see you again . Two fried eggs(runny yokes),2 slices crispy bacon,fried mushrooms and tomatoes served on 2 slices of lightly fried bread with hash browns on the side and a diet coke there yo go .

bombero Posted on 21/7 10:26
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Ray,you getting a load(no pun intended) of this hairy chest thread? It s a bit subtle!! but i think its very you,in fact probably a direct result of your....work,lol!!!

marps Posted on 21/7 10:28
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morning ray

hows you today? still feeling dodgy so could i just have a slice of dry toast with a glass of water please? thanks.

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:43
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Marps

Morning my dear how are you? . A slice of dry toast with a glass of water there you go might make you feel better .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:44
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Bombero

.

The_Commisar Posted on 21/7 10:44
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Malcolm Crosby


I don't think he's the problem Ray.
I just wonder what Coops and GS can bring to the party.

Still, that butties bloody great.

marps Posted on 21/7 10:46
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thanks ray

theres something going round at work, looks like ive picked it up is all. i'll be right in a couple of days. probably some sort of bug. i cant be arsed to get out of bed. the room spins when i do.

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:50
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T_C

Thanks thats him mackem reject got them relegated doesn't sound good to me like . I think they'll be ok mate i honestly do . Cheers i'm pleased your enjoying .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:51
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Marps

I've had that problem before but not caused by a bug .

marps Posted on 21/7 10:54
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aaahhhhh, i know about all of those problems too! from days of old mind!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 10:59
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Marps

I trained you well .

marps Posted on 21/7 11:00
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ray

too right. i think i was expected to do a different sort of apprenticeship though!!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:01
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Marps

Yes but mine was best yes? .

marps Posted on 21/7 11:03
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ray

of course. i graduated with honors. have slipped a bit since though!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:04
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Marps

i'll have to get you back on track .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:05
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Oi i know who's missing my darling C_B_C .

marps Posted on 21/7 11:06
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ray

aye, in about 18 years!!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:07
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Marps

.

marps Posted on 21/7 11:09
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ray

not to worry you'll only be...... oh better not eh!!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:16
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Marps

now thats enough lol .

marps Posted on 21/7 11:24
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ray

ok i'll keep quiet, but you owe me big time!!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:26
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Marps

You owe me from the other night dont forget .

marps Posted on 21/7 11:33
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ray

ok shall we call it quits then? i think that about evens it up dont you?

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:34
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Marps

I'll think about it .

marps Posted on 21/7 11:36
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ray

your just dragging it out for another ton!!

marps Posted on 21/7 11:36
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said ton!!

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:37
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Oh is it





























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captain5 Posted on 21/7 11:39
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Morning fucktards.

It's actually afternoon here and they've made us check out. I hope England is as sunny as it is here.............

marps Posted on 21/7 11:40
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ray

feeling a little better now, it must be chatting to you!! anyway am going to drag my sorry self out of bed and into the shower. see you soon! lol

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:41
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Captain

Morning mate how are you getting on? . Commi was asking for you the other day mate . Dont rub it in ffs .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:42
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Marps

seeya my dear take care .

captain5 Posted on 21/7 11:44
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I am marvellous. The boy Esky is sleeping in the reception area, so I'm catching up with my emails etc.

Not flying until midnight so still time to grap some 'rays'.

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:53
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Captain

Good man . Have you had a good time? .

captain5 Posted on 21/7 11:56
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Aye it's not been bad.

An alarming lack of gorgeous things wandering about in bikinis or less mind

ray192 Posted on 21/7 11:59
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Captain

Well that ain't much cop then .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 13:48
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It's stopped raining .

The bars open .

ray192 Posted on 21/7 14:29
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Tuncay: I'm No Yakubu Replacement

Turkish striker Tuncay Sanli last night told the Middlesbrough supporters that he hopes Yakubu will stay and he is looking forward to teaming up with him.



zoom - galleria
Speculation has linked Yakubu to a move away from the Riverside, with Manchester City reportedly leading the chase. But Tuncay, brought in by manager Gareth Southgate on a free transfer, is hopeful that Yakubu will stay.

The ex-Fenerbache star said: I see Yakubu as a very important player and someone Im looking forward to playing alongside.

I want him to stay with Middlesbrough so we can have a good partnership.

Southgate is also hopeful of a positive outcome to the situation and remains steadfast on his position over Yakubu: Theres been a lot of speculation about Yakubu but its not coming from us. Maybe other people are trying to unsettle him, the manager said.