| red_rebel2 Posted on 13/8 20:00 | |
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While I'm emptying my desk.... 5 Piquet gets locked inside the machine and everyone locked out after Rivals entire network collapsed. 4 Chaos and anonymous swearing on the 'naughty board' as Rivals is closed down to avoid "roasting" libels. 3 Martial law is declared and the board locked down three nights in a row to quell riots over Boro Bliss. 2 the life affirming experience of Miro's complete goodness and the power of football to unite. 1 Stary unravels invites the GOAT to **** him up the **** with a broken bottle and **** over his corpse then threatens to top himself live on-line. Compelling hours of genuine madness. | |
| Stepper_T Posted on 13/8 20:02 | |
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I wasn't here for No.1 but it sounds a belter 
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| newholgate Posted on 13/8 20:02 | |
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The Mad Dash | |
| The_Commisar Posted on 13/8 20:03 | |
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Theres been a few Harry X's FAO Mellenby was classic as well (is that a bottle of scotch and two plastic cups there R_R ? Sweeny style drink ?) | |
| red_rebel2 Posted on 13/8 20:11 | |
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Yeah go on then... 10 Lord David declares himself part of the third most important family in Croatia and threatens to sue all and sundry for suggestions that his in-laws may be war criminals 9 Phil Stamp Is Carp 8 Cardiff Memories 7 The ill-fated first board awards night, tee-shirts with user names on and the birth of "the Clique" 6 Spacehead's "has anyone got anything interesting to say" monster thread | |
| The_Commisar Posted on 13/8 20:15 | |
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Oooooh hang on R_R Gillandi's "roly poly fat faced effin geordie" track That had me in tears This scotch is <  > interestingGlenn Minsk ? New one on me............... | |
| AtomicLoonybin Posted on 13/8 20:17 | |
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Ha. The awards night. Poor Shack getting shouted at by a bunch of drunks who didn't know what the hell he was on about. | |
| Nedkat Posted on 13/8 20:17 | |
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Willoughby's it's red, it's orange .... What can only be described as a fit ! | |
| The_Commisar Posted on 13/8 20:17 | |
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No change there then ALB | |
| speckyget Posted on 13/8 20:18 | |
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'His life is just a trophyless pile of poo' What words were designed for. | |
| Eddie_Catflap Posted on 13/8 20:19 | |
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The sad passing of JJ La Tusk | |
| AtomicLoonybin Posted on 13/8 20:20 | |
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Can I nominate one of my own? 'A Day in the Life of Briggsy'. | |
| The_Commisar Posted on 13/8 20:20 | |
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Regular_Readers "how to use connect4 to seduce a woman on a football message board" post(s) | |
| MsCurly Posted on 13/8 20:23 | |
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Diary of Michael Owen. 
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| Eddie_Catflap Posted on 13/8 20:23 | |
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Briggsy getting his phone stolen. Dicky discovering how to post images by accident. | |
| Rioch Posted on 13/8 20:27 | |
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what happend to pogi's head
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| littlejimmy Posted on 13/8 20:30 | |
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Lance Armstrong - the first man on the moon. | |
| Eddie_Catflap Posted on 13/8 20:34 | |
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The arrival of xcurlypipkinsx Something about the mackem who owned a pet shop Buggerlugs posing as restaurant owner I liked most of dramatic exits from the board And I know it's caused ructions ever since but the minutes silence for someone who didn't need it was indeed memorable. | |
| KrivoyRog Posted on 13/8 20:35 | |
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Can any of you remember a thread by , I think, Standards which was titled "describe the contents of your 1970's drinks cabinet?" Is that thread still "accessible" or is it hurtling past Neptune? | |
| ExSqueezeMe Posted on 13/8 20:35 | |
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Making LOTS of money last year following Mufflars path to a Million. Where did that loveable rogue go? | |
| speckyget Posted on 13/8 20:37 | |
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Spesh mensh for the Marches. Reckon Harry's yomped us to the Moon and back over the years. | |
| BoroTommo Posted on 13/8 20:42 | |
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Bodysausage's 8 dart leg of darts Pogi's head is true class | |
| Spoff_MFC Posted on 13/8 20:45 | |
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Ray192 | |
| Borobarmy Posted on 13/8 21:02 | |
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Karembaus missus being spotted by a guy who what it all came down to was actually stalking her . | |
| Mr_Maz Posted on 13/8 21:07 | |
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do you remember the time someone posted something and then the post turned into a pun fest | |
| john_b Posted on 13/8 21:07 | |
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That was Teesvillains. | |
| beeline Posted on 13/8 21:07 | |
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Did you know that Miro's a regular poster on the Guardian blogs - he's usually off his trolley posting at right-angles. | |
| Nedkat Posted on 13/8 21:10 | |
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Sweet William, and his wonderful fantasy world. Freedom Bear, and his single dimensional life. | |
| London_Boro Posted on 13/8 21:13 | |
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Rumbersponge and his comical madness. The picture of Terry Scott with his car hanging off the transporter bridge in the Urban Legends thread (still the best pic ever posted on fmttm!!) | |
| Eddie_Catflap Posted on 13/8 21:16 | |
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Forza and his posts that seemed to be typed at 600 words per minute | |
| Eddie_Catflap Posted on 13/8 21:17 | |
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The 'elders' | |
| j_orourke Posted on 13/8 21:55 | |
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That lying tvvat who said he was a Falklands veteran who eventually tripped himself up in spectacular fashion having been pretty plausible (with something not being right) for so long... He was one in a long line of Walter Mitty characters who have frequented this board when the Hutton Unit of St. Lukes had open days over the years! | |
| ThePrisoner Posted on 13/8 21:56 | |
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The day the new board opened and everybody got into a real tizzy. | |
| karembeu_ca Posted on 13/8 22:13 | |
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Hayley's visit was something to behold. Tons of nasty posts and pi55-taking followed by dozens of crawling and flirting ones! All topped with "Glenn in Newcastle is gutted" Stary/Lord David and Freedom Bear were entertaining. and when did my missus get stalked on here anyway??? | |
| red_rebel2 Posted on 13/8 22:31 | |
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Countless spats, including the one that led to 'who battered the fresh ponce?'. BB75's comprehensive notebooks. Boldon Lad ringing Bandito at work to continue an argument on the board. The Hump stalking Landreth all across Merseyside. | |
| Boro_Gadgie Posted on 13/8 22:47 | |
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Curly pretending to be some slapper from Manchester who was up the duff courtesy of a Boro lad. Rob deleting everything after Cardiff (I think it might have happened twice) The lad the other week who said Geordies were thick but didn't realise Scotland was in the UK. | |
| sasboro Posted on 13/8 22:48 | |
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liddle tower's way of typing the big deleting of the message board the excitement of everyone off to ostava ian shuttleworth | |
| Toondood Posted on 13/8 22:53 | |
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Stary also used many other usernames in his long and illustrious (cough) career can u name any of them ? | |
| Scrote Posted on 13/8 22:57 | |
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"Ha. The awards night. Poor Shack getting shouted at by a bunch of drunks who didn't know what the hell he was on about." thats the first time i've been called a bunch  crazy thursdays used to be the highlight of the week but would probably count as normal these days and squad numbers in the chat room - we sometimes had enough for a substitute! | |
| karembeu_ca Posted on 13/8 23:09 | |
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Dood, pretty sure he was Stary, Lord David, Rumbersponge for starters - the others have long since gone from my addled brain. | |
| buffaloboro Posted on 13/8 23:26 | |
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forza's posts | |
| capio Posted on 13/8 23:35 | |
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Karembeu I can assure you stary was not lord david...I was lord david and stary was before my time. | |
| red_rebel2 Posted on 13/8 23:42 | |
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Stary was Britney Jaczecova, and Gasmask and Shakespear... and a few others | |
| capio Posted on 13/8 23:42 | |
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My favourite moment is when the commisar started to use his admin friends to say whatever he wanted without return then I posted the best brothel on Teesside and posted his address. | |
| London_Jinx Posted on 13/8 23:45 | |
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Wasn't Stary somebody Hillman (maybe richard) and that Tennis player (don't know how it was spelt) crietcek oops maybe Richard Krajicek --- Post edited by London_Jinx on 13/8 23:53 --- | |
| johnmilton Posted on 13/8 23:45 | |
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ouch! | |
| The_GOAT Posted on 13/8 23:48 | |
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He actually said he was going to come to my house and do that to himself with the bottle, which is even stranger. | |
| johnmilton Posted on 14/8 0:39 | |
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testing testing 123 | |
| pisces Posted on 14/8 0:48 | |
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The 'Welsh Films' punfest, about a week before the Carling Cup Final in Cardiff. | |
| The_Commisar Posted on 14/8 7:46 | |
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And as predicted uber troll capio returns, thanks for the cofession, cut and saved and ready to wing it's way to Dickinson Dees........... | |
| ray192 Posted on 14/8 7:50 | |
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Spoff Ditty's on cricket thread's .
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| JoJon Posted on 14/8 8:50 | |
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I'm surprised no-one's mentioned Rich10. He gave us a lot of amusement until he finally imploded. Also, who can forget "What did Dad do?" | |
| Spoff_MFC Posted on 14/8 8:58 | |
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Let's see what I come up with today Mr 192... | |
| AtomicLoonybin Posted on 14/8 9:03 | |
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Whatever happened to Standards? He was a top poster, then one night he got drunk - I hope - and ranted on about how we were all a 'bunch of students'. | |
| Pablo_in_Toon Posted on 14/8 9:06 | |
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Surely the smoggie (was it boroproud) who lambasted a Newcastle fan who had the temerity to suggest that Dundee was in the UK was your best ever moment. Had me in stitches anyway, well done Captain Geography | |
| captain5 Posted on 14/8 9:08 | |
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That wasn't boroproud. I'll dig that one out for you shortly. I thought Boateng_7's poetry thread and his requests for relationship advice have been interesting to say the least. Never quite got me ready for when I met him mind. --- Post edited by captain5 on 14/8 9:13 --- | |
| captain5 Posted on 14/8 9:12 | |
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It was boroboy11. It's not letting me post the link for some reason. | |
| super_keeper1 Posted on 14/8 9:50 | |
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theres a mouse in me house was entertaining | |
| missimo Posted on 14/8 9:57 | |
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MontagueWithnail's 'relationships in the workplace' I think it was called. | |
| Spoff_MFC Posted on 14/8 10:00 | |
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Missimo | |
| Link: Sexual Harrasement In The Workplace | |
| bandito Posted on 14/8 10:03 | |
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Boldon Lad" awreet Bandy lad, what have ya got to say for yasel" Bandy "who is it like" Boldon lad "it's Boldon lad" Bandy "and" Boldon Lad " bit cheeky arn yer. Just thought I'd ring for a chat" Bandy "fk off wierdo" <phone down> | |
| B_Hills Posted on 14/8 11:57 | |
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Didnt he pick up your workplace from the chat room Bandy, and had a guess what your name was ? | |
