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Salford_Boro Posted on 3/9 9:42
Ex-wife set fire to husbans knob

That's gotta hurt

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

plymuff_diver Posted on 3/9 10:59
re: Ex-wife set fire to husbans knob

The penis has many surprising qualities, I wasn't aware flammability was one of them though. How much vodka must one have imbibed such that the presumed application of an accelerant to the genitals and a naked flame anywhere near the area described fails to register concern?

zoec Posted on 3/9 12:06
re: Ex-wife set fire to husbans knob

That's a fair point, plymuff. I think you'd be inclined to flinch, at least.

Is sitting naked watching telly a normal pastime in Russia? I thought that was more a German thing. (Substituting vodka with beer, obviously.)