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TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:02
Anyone here from CoB?

What's your name here, if different?

Oh and hello all - don't worry I'm only here until Steve erects some twat-proof fences around CoB.

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 13:03
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Yes I am.

Welcome wiz....it is all good around here.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:06
re: Anyone here from CoB?

The fences, as they presently exist, are totally twat-proof.

CoB is based on the SMF message board with a MySQL database. They are among the most tried, tested and trusted software apps on the internet and I've never heard of anyone who could hack into either.

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 13:07
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Well never mind Lorem you are here now.

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:10
re: Anyone here from CoB?

sort of ............. btw what happened to 'talk like a pirate' day?

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:10
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I've been here for nearly 3 years.

I wonder if I'll get accused of breaking this one.

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:11
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hi both - lawmaker, what's your CoB name? Bit grey like isn't it?

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:12
re: Anyone here from CoB?

LI, I heard it was you that forced the old woners to quit the site ...........

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

@greatsmog, bugger! forgot all about it!

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:14
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I also nailed some geezer to a tree a couple of millennia back

But I wouldn't believe all the flights of paranoia one hears

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:17
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I also nailed some geezer to a tree a couple of millennia back


.......... and we have been blaming the Jews all of this time. How different would history have been if the truth had been known. The Israeli army would have been kicking the shoite out of people in Seaton Carew rather than Nazareth.

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hi both - lawmaker, what's your CoB name?

Silly question. It's Mickey isn't it? Aren't we all Mickey?

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

cue long rant from Hizbullah's ambassador to Seaton Carew...

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:20
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Er, maybe I shouldn't have told you that

That's one of the problems with me. I have a nasty little confession complex

boroboy75 Posted on 19/9 13:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

The inaugural meeting of a new board clique.

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 13:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

How do wiz!

Back to my original un-abbreviated name for me!

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"cue long rant from Hizbullah's ambassador to Seaton Carew..."

Give me a break, Wiz. Better still, let's declare the subject out of bounds and shake hands

I've already been fitted up today - I can't be arsed to fight any more

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 13:24
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Micky is MickyBoro on here and I am the law round these parts...

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 13:24
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I'm Micky, you may also know me as Micky Boro, The Clique Finder General, Ted Haggard and Supermac.

On this board I am Micky_Boro and only Micky_Boro.

Hi Wiz, The_Lawmaker is the P*****n, but don't tell anyone.

--- Post edited by Micky_Boro on 19/9 13:26 ---

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 13:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Micky I told you not to tell anyone.

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

.............. Better still, let's declare the subject out of bounds and shake hands .........

Shame, Seaton Carew in a parallel universe as centre for 3 of the world's major religions as a certain appeal to it ........

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 13:26
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Sorry George, I'll edit the post.

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:27
re: Anyone here from CoB?

@Lorem You're right, that was uncalled for, I withdraw.

Micky, Retro, good to see yerz! Edit - and boroboy75, just saw you!

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windsor_boro Posted on 19/9 13:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I seem to have made it on here OK and no one had my username. There can't be more than one Boro fan from Windsor can there?

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 13:29
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Remember the G** sex word is banned on here as well.

trodbitch Posted on 19/9 13:30
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"CoB is based on the SMF message board with a MySQL database. They are among the most tried, tested and trusted software apps on the internet and I've never heard of anyone who could hack into either."

They seem to be running 1.0.9 and v 1.1.3 is available. Checking the release notes I think there is a bug-fix that hints at people being able to escalate their privileges. And no, it fooking wasn't me!

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:30
re: Anyone here from CoB?

There can't be more than one Boro fan from Windsor can there?


Wasn't the Queen at the game played at Hartlepool?

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:30
re: Anyone here from CoB?

" ... you may also know me as Micky Boro, The Clique Finder General, Ted Haggard and Supermac"

I thought you were also Cam and Lorem

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 13:30
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hello intruders, welcome to the fuckwits board.

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"There can't be more than one Boro fan from Windsor can there?"

Remarkable as it may be, this seems to be the case.

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:32
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Remember the G** sex word is banned on here as well.

Guardian Sex? Ok, I'm off then.

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:33
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hello lisboalegend, that seems a bit unfair from what I've seen so far! I'll have a bit look round just now. Been here before but never stuck around.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 13:34
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I am the Walrus

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 13:34
re: Anyone here from CoB?

It tends to go in fuckwit cycles Wizard, you lot are more intelligent than us simpleton shire folk....

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 13:37
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I used to be, but I called Bob and Retro names and that was that

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"I am the Walrus"

That sounds like legal talk

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 13:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

@lisboalegend: oh stop it! Anyhoo, CoB has it's share of fuckwits as we'll be demonstrating in the coming weeks...

Edit - I displayed some pretty high-end fuckwittery with that first apostrophe!

--- Post edited by TheWizardofSmog on 19/9 13:58 ---

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 13:41
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Now then fellas. Sorry I was away. I had to go to B and Q to get some twat proof fences.

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 13:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

With Rivals.net, you can only have one username per email address. I guess that puts paid to the multi personality syndrome.

Unless of course your really bored and set-up separate yahoo/hotmail email accounts.

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 13:43
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I have 27 usernames but 26 have been banned because I mentioned the words Bliss and Boro, not in that particular order though...

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 13:44
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"CoB has it's share of fuckwits"

You rang.

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"CoB has it's share of fuckwits"

You rang.


........ and all of them arrived in one go .......... :-)


where is the smiley thing on here? (answers in DOS/green screen speak please, none of this HTML/Java nonsense)

greatsmog Posted on 19/9 13:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"CoB has it's share of fuckwits"

You rang.


........ and all of them arrived in one go .......... :-)


where is the smiley thing on here? (answers in DOS/green screen speak please, none of this HTML/Java nonsense)

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 13:48
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Patrick_Bateman

Call away!

Your card has been lost!

Piquet2 Posted on 19/9 13:49
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I'll think about it.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 13:49
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Nah, I can't be phuqed.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 19/9 13:56
re: Anyone here from CoB?

That board is full of fooking weirdos

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 13:59
re: Anyone here from CoB?

It's the asylum that shapes the inmates

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 13:59
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Southern Smoggete.

You up for a sesh begining of december?

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 14:00
re: Anyone here from CoB?

'lo SS, glad to see your catchphrase survived the transition!

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 14:01
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"Now then fellas. Sorry I was away. I had to go to B and Q to get some twat proof fences."

Hiya mate.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 14:02
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"That sounds like legal talk"


Spot.

On.

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 14:03
re: Anyone here from CoB?

SouthernSmogette's catchphrase is well used on this board as well as fmttm. She is a one trick pony, but a fair dancer so I will let her off.

Does anyone else feel confident enough to post on another thread, or god forbid start a new thread. I feel like a gate crasher.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 14:05
re: Anyone here from CoB?

There's another thread?

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 14:09
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Can't we just post all the bollox we usually post on CoB on the one thread?

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 14:11
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I think it's best if you all keep to this thread for now, especially those of you who speak latin...

windsor_boro Posted on 19/9 14:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

The Quarantine thread it is then.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 14:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

a bit of a non sequitur there, LL...

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 14:14
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Jenkins had his love muscle shot off on Rorke's Drift, luckily I had a spare that I picked up in Utrecht.

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 14:15
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Where is fids, did she make it here in time?

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 14:16
re: Anyone here from CoB?

If we escaped from this thread they would only arrest us and put us back on it again.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 14:18
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So, there they were on this island. 700 lost souls and a thousand proto-dinosaurs. Bunty wandered around, calling the names of all the friends he could remember

Mat_Evans Posted on 19/9 14:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

now then lads whats goin on in here?

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 14:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Itís a bit claustrophobic on this thread though donít you think?

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 14:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

LoremIpsum is a naughty boy,

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 14:20
re: Anyone here from CoB?

It's like being stuck in a lift with a load of professors...

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 14:23
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"It's like being stuck in a lift with a load of professors..."

Better than being stuck in a lift with:

An evangelist
An environmentalist
A dwarf
A suicide bomber
Someone with bromidrosis ...

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 14:24
re: Anyone here from CoB?

You'd have more room if it was a lift full of dwarfs although wearing a kilt may prove uncormfortable...

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 14:26
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"Itís a bit claustrophobic on this thread though donít you think?"

Retters old chum, if you think this is claustrophobic, you should keep out of the tunnel Binky Frobisher's chaps are digging; they're hoping to get to the Switzerland thread.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 14:27
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Chaps, I've just spotted a thread entitled "Apparently" down there .....

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 14:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I've never seen kilted dwarfs, but I'd happily pay money for the privilege. Especially if they were doing some Scottish country dancing, with monkey partners.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 14:29
re: Anyone here from CoB?

And, there it was, 3086 metres into the tunnel, chinks of light from the Apparently thread. I shielded my eyes with mummified love muscle I'd found and clawed away at rubble and rubbish in front of me with the other hand

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 14:35
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I think we're saying "people-of-Chinese-ancestry of light".

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 14:36
re: Anyone here from CoB?

On a serious note.

Is there only me who thinks Steve has Closed CoB to see if we can integrate into Boro nation board.

And this Hacker thing is all a lie.

Or am I being paranoid. <looks over my shoulder>

As I seriously belive the COB MB has died a death lately!

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 14:37
re: Anyone here from CoB?

...snigger...@ Wiz

(are we still allowed to say that?)

--- Post edited by KingoftheL3 on 19/9 14:37 ---

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 14:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Jesus fooking christ.....

Am I talking to myself at times?? no fooking wonder i hardly post anymore!

Fook y'all yer cleeky caants

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 14:44
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Everyone agrees, retro. It's just that no-one dare be seen to.

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 14:55
re: Anyone here from CoB?

We've all been sworn to secrecy Retro, you weren't even supposed to know we'd moved. God knows how you found out.

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 14:55
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Steve told me that's what his plans where, to prove he is number 1 and not Rob 'redface' Nicholls....

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 15:00
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Retro - I bet you think that the FBI killed Kennedy as well and that 9/11 was all a set-up.

You obviously haven't read the notice on the CoB board as that explains the situation and there is no more to add to it.

If I wanted to do as you suggested, I would just do it. Why wouldn't I?

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 15:00
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Er, I'm Bob End, and I have a nasty feeling about all this.

Have a nice afternoon. Maybe that'll be over and out from me on these boards. I'm a jackass anyway

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:01
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Micky.

I found out when your lass let it slip (when I was taking her from behind) in Nettos car park today at Dinner.

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:04
re: Anyone here from CoB?

<If I wanted to do as you suggested, I would just do it. Why wouldn't I?>

Steve, please remeber a time not so long back when COB started. It was a board that you said no one will ever be banned off and you can say what the fook you like.

But things change dont they.............

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 15:04
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Are you doubting Steve's integrity!

sasboro Posted on 19/9 15:06
re: Anyone here from CoB?

which one of you is that flash harry character?

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 15:07
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I never said nobody would ever be banned off the board.

What I said was nobody would ever be banned off the board, except in extreme circumstances and I stuck to that for three years, completely. And I'm still sticking to it now.

It's the most liberal Boro MB there is, so what's the problem? Why the chip on the shoulder over me doing what I said I would do?

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 15:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"Micky.

I found out when your lass let it slip (when I was taking her from behind) in Nettos car park today at Dinner."

Ouch, bit below the belt that old boy. We shop at Tesco.

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Steve,

I distinctly remember your "Ten commandments changing"

However, I'm not having ago, just stiring the conspiracy theories on here!

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:15
re: Anyone here from CoB?

<Ouch, bit below the belt that old boy. We shop at Tesco.>

I know............. she likes to slum it at times though!

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 15:17
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"I know............. she likes to slum it at times though!"

That figures.

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:18
re: Anyone here from CoB?

<which one of you is that flash harry character?>

There is only three of us, so take your pick!

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 15:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Of course the board info/notice/welcome message, whatever it was, changed. I am alwasy rewriting things if I think they could be worded better.

When I changed the wording on that notice, none of the policies changed and they still haven't. If you are under the impression that they did, then you misread the notice in a big way.

The policies that I created on day on are still in force and have never changed.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Retro you were one of the main people calling for me to be banned...well after Bob.

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 15:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Ola! Another COBer whose name had already been taken reporting for duty.

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 19/9 15:22
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Kepp arguing chaps, this is already my biggest ever thread!

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

<Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Retro you were one of the main people calling for me to be banned...well after Bob >


Aye, cause your were the biggest pain in the arse ever! Ever.
But hey, I'm over it now......... At the anger management classes in prison, they told me to love and not hate.

So dont worry ,I have already forgiven you for your tiresome banter and constant wind ups.

<hugsand kisses>

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:26
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I told you 10 hours a day of wanking would help.

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 15:27
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Everyone gets very chippy once you take the pretty pictures away, don't they?

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I never thanked your missus for those pictures she sent me!

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 15:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

A thread really can't be called a thread on this site without a bit of tit for tat with Patrick_Batemen. It's kind of customary.

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 15:29
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Is Paddy Bateman Lord David?

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I was prior to the coup d'etat, now there's a republic and I am a serf.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 15:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Richard Dawkins said something like - People can be so possessive with their delusions that they will defend them against all the evidence

In this dark conspiracy, the evidence rests with the server logs - which reveal, to all and sundry, that CoB was never hacked in the first place

MarlonD Posted on 19/9 15:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So bateman you are generous with your twatability on all boards you reside on.

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 15:32
re: Anyone here from CoB?

How do I quote?
How do I change my user name?
This board is very frightening. There are some big boys on here.

marktheborofan Posted on 19/9 15:32
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I am here. How long is CoB going to be down for does anyone have any idea? Deeno will be having withdrawal symptoms.

windsor_boro Posted on 19/9 15:33
re: Anyone here from CoB?

We believe you Lorem *klinsman smillie*

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:33
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Lord David handed in his peerage and disappeared.

Its a good job, as I owed him a pint!

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 15:33
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Bob - I dunno. Someone had nicked my name already.... Don't think you can quote without cut and pasting.

Crap on here.... plus I keep getting told off for bad language.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:34
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Marlon shouldn't you be busy abandoning horses in a trading estate somewhere or offering to tarmac somebodyís driveway?

Cigan.

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 15:36
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Lorem - The server logs have been analysed. The information they contain is confidential but I can confirm that everything is as I thought it was this morning.

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 15:36
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Who are you, Twenty Five?

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 15:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Bob - I'm Jimmy Bassett. Twentyfive in honour of James Morrison..... I'm a twat.

retro_barker Posted on 19/9 15:39
re: Anyone here from CoB?

laugh at James!

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:40
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Just to lighten the mood, here is a photo of Marlon walking his dog

Link: woof woof

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 15:40
re: Anyone here from CoB?

What do I miss??

Basil Brush
Pele
The Pope

Pictures are everything.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 15:46
re: Anyone here from CoB?

moan moan moan.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 15:46
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So, basically, you're telling me that you are prepared to maintain this nonsensical fiction that I hacked into your MySQL database

Presumably so, since your accusations are still there to be seen on the CoB board

brightlad Posted on 19/9 15:52
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hi, Wiz. Brightlad on here. Where's our board. The weepy pillow will be much in use if they dont get a move on. I've got nowhere to be a nuisance. What's happening to our little animals - they'll be awfuwwy fwighkened. Especially the donkey. Still Baz'll keep 'em amused.

--- Post edited by brightlad on 19/9 16:03 ---

MarlonD Posted on 19/9 15:52
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Come on Bateman, you can do better than that. Anyway I thought I was a primate not a pikey.

Have you ever sat back and wondered why you have been banned from messageboards. Well don't I can tell you -

Its because you are an obnoxious tit.

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 15:52
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Let it go Lorem, let it go.

Nothing is going to happen. You can sleep safe tonight and nobody will come knocking on your door.

I'm not going to make an issue of it and I did try to keep your name out of it. So let it go and let's get on with the serious business of having a laugh on the message board.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 15:58
re: Anyone here from CoB?

This beggars belief

That you are prepared to maintain this ridiculous position and then have the balls to suggest that *I* should "let it go", is staggering

I will sleep soundly because I am innocent

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 16:01
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Obnoxious

odiously or disgustingly objectionable : highly offensive

Sounds just like you Marlon, they just missed off unsophisticated and uncouth.

Link: Marlon getting off his high horse

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 16:05
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Lorem - this is attention seeking of the highest order.

You've come on to a very happy message board and you're kicking up a stink about nothing. Not the best of starts I would say.

Now be nice please because I know you can be if you want to be.

Thank you.

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 16:05
re: Anyone here from CoB?

SteveG and Lorem, busted.

brightlad Posted on 19/9 16:07
re: Anyone here from CoB?

As a massive fan of both SteveG and Lorem could i PLEASE REQUEST THAT ALL INSINUATIONS and counter claims ARE DROPPED FORTHWITH. Dont take life so seriously - it isn't permanent. Fank U

wobbs Posted on 19/9 16:08
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Are you daftlad in disguise ?

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 16:09
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I am a friend of both Steve's and Lorems, could you both sort this out offline. It's getting silly.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 16:11
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Otter

brightlad Posted on 19/9 16:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Daft on one , Bright on the other. C'est moi.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 16:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"About nothing"

Hacking is illegal. You accuse me of hacking and you say "about nothing".

Hacking attempts are also eminently traceable and I have a fixed IP address.

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 16:14
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Agree with Micky....

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 16:17
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I just thought, imagine how much money I made Nicholls over the years on this pay per post lark. Wonder if he will buy me a pint when I see him.

wobbs Posted on 19/9 16:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So do I .... get Bob to arbitrate

boroboy75 Posted on 19/9 16:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Paying a kid to shout 'Fred West' at him may well diminish your chances of ever getting a drink from him.

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 16:23
re: Anyone here from CoB?

My final word on the matter.

I am saying no more about it on here.

If you want to continue the discussion Lorem, it will either have to be by email or telephone.

This is also my final request to you to drop it on here. I won't ask again.

Cheers.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 16:26
re: Anyone here from CoB?

You never know boroboy, you know what those lefties are like, he might just think I need a hug or a holiday.

boroboy75 Posted on 19/9 16:29
re: Anyone here from CoB?

You can't have made him too much coin, considering the fanzine price has gone up by 50%.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 16:29
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Fair enough. These are my final word on the subject.

In the bad old days of the late nineties, I did quite a lot of hacker-tracking - so, send my your logs and I'll find out who this elusive being is

My final word is a request that you should delete, from CoB, the threads in which I am accused of doing this

And then this one

boroboy75 Posted on 19/9 16:32
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Congratulations on being the first newcomer to eject their toys from their pram.

MarlonD Posted on 19/9 16:32
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Aw Bateman, I think you're starting to warm towards me.

*



























*I still think you're a twat.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 16:33
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Be fair shovels are not cheap these days.

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 16:34
re: Anyone here from CoB?

The logs are confidential so no.

I am not deleting this thread, so no.

Every time you get involved in a dispute, you always request that threads be deleted. No again.

Phone or email. End of. No more.

LoremIpsum Posted on 19/9 16:36
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"Every time you get involved in a dispute, you always request that threads be deleted" - what on earth are you talking about

The only time I have asked for a message (not a thread) to be deleted is when you called me names for slagging off Churchill

But, that is besides the point. Your position is untenable and indefensible

End of

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 16:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Why don't all posts have 'Reply' next to them?

How many non-COBers are in this thread?

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 16:39
re: Anyone here from CoB?

PS (in a whisper) 'End of' has been largely developed to be one of mine. Get yer own.

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 16:40
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Look at Lorem go! Is he guilty or isn't he, it's a tough one. I think we should ask Cuddlecat, he'll have the answers....

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 16:41
re: Anyone here from CoB?

This has been a really crazy day. I'm begining to think that you've all gone quite mad or are playing some sort of practical joke.

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 16:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

You make me laugh. Untenable? What are you going to do? Send a crack team of paras in to carry out a military coup on my premises?

As I said, attention seeking of the highest order. You must have been neglected as a child.

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 16:43
re: Anyone here from CoB?

When can we go home, Steve? It's weird on here.

MarlonD Posted on 19/9 16:45
re: Anyone here from CoB?

<opens a tinny, gets a packet of smokey bacon crisps and sits back>

Better than the tele this.

Carry on. For the record I think that Lorem character is guity as fuq.

mozza_1 Posted on 19/9 16:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

lisbon!! ha ha ha quality

sources close to steve indicate he know has 22 questions for Lorem including a rather strange one about his DNA on a keyboard 3 days after the event!

boroboy75 Posted on 19/9 16:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

lisboa

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 16:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Got to say it's quite entertaining, bizarre and surreal at the same time.

Patrick_Batemen Posted on 19/9 16:48
re: Anyone here from CoB?

If found guilty he should be forced to have 8 hours a week of elocution lessons from Marlon.

Ere yow, wots the craic?

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 16:49
re: Anyone here from CoB?

twentyfive - I'll update you every day. You should get out and about more and have a mingle. Some great characters on here...

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 16:53
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Lorem is a definite Al Guido....

zoec Posted on 19/9 16:54
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Do we get to vote on whether we think he's innocent or guilty? Will it be the death penalty? Has anyone seen my knitting?

zoec Posted on 19/9 16:54
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Excuse my double post. It's all the excitement to blame.

--- Post edited by zoec on 19/9 16:55 ---

lisboalegend Posted on 19/9 16:59
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Have you hired any rental cars recently Lorem?

CreamDreams Posted on 19/9 17:16
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Lorem has been banned.

radiogaga Posted on 19/9 17:17
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Maybe the pressure of running a BIG messageboard is getting to SteveG?

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 17:17
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"When can we go home, Steve? It's weird on here."

@ James..err, I mean twentyfive

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 17:22
re: Anyone here from CoB?

KingoftheL3 I like your new handle, you should keep it, even though Bob End, sorry BullyGoldfish would be confused.

radiogaga Posted on 19/9 17:23
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Who is the best? We should arrange a hackdown between Lorum and Trods.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 17:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I think you're right. Mind you, it'll take Bob End...I mean BurytheGoldfish 3 weeks to work out who I am, anyway...

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 17:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Who is the KingoftheL3? Is that Big Shot?

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 17:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Yes, KingOfTheL3 is Big Shot (Not FMTTM Big Shot) and BullyGoldfish is Bob End

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 17:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Bob's already introduced himself.

I'm not really James, I'm Cam MK2. Or Cam MK3, I suppose.

Go on, ask me about oil and stuff.

SteveGoldby Posted on 19/9 17:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

And everyone else is Micky Boro. Including me. And Spartacus.

The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 17:34
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Phuqing hell, I go out for 2 hours and all hell break lose on here....right who wants a banning?

CreamDreams Posted on 19/9 17:35
re: Anyone here from CoB?

And I'm Lorem Ipsum.

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 17:37
re: Anyone here from CoB?

You spelled bumming wrong, Jack.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 19/9 17:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

LOL @ Cam/James/25


The_lawmaker Posted on 19/9 17:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

He he.

scuzzmonster Posted on 19/9 17:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Which one of you chaps is Bernies_fags, then?

Or it might be Bernies_cigs

--- Post edited by scuzzmonster on 19/9 17:47 ---

Juno_Legend Posted on 19/9 18:01
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Now then :)

Juno

lord_sherington Posted on 19/9 18:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I am not here, just looking for Deeno

Tobes_14 Posted on 19/9 18:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I read every single post before this one. On CoB that would have got me a medal. Over here though...

I feel like I've walked into a pub of locals on my own, and everyone is looking at me

deeno1961 Posted on 19/9 18:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

is there life on mars

and im here sherres mate
marktheborofan

your a cant!!

--- Post edited by deeno1961 on 19/9 18:40 ---

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 18:48
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Can you say gay sex

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 18:49
re: Anyone here from CoB?

It appears you can.

Smoggy_Suicide Posted on 19/9 19:00
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Christ, who did the decoration in here? Helen Keller?

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 19:02
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hi Smoggy_Suicide, welcome to the refugee thread.

brightlad Posted on 19/9 19:02
re: Anyone here from CoB?

The man who invented decorating wants f**king and the man who invented f**king wants decorating. And I miss those smileys.

MarlonD Posted on 19/9 19:07
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Are you lot still fu_cking here ?

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 19:08
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Shhh everyone, there's a local person just walked in. Don't look him in they eye and I think he'll leave.

MY_BORO Posted on 19/9 19:09
re: Anyone here from CoB?

AWWWWWWWW,,not as cosy on here,,Deeno will be climbing the walls,lol.

lord_sherington Posted on 19/9 19:11
re: Anyone here from CoB?

deeno is alive and well (albeit on the ceiling)

Smoggy_Suicide Posted on 19/9 19:12
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Why does it smell of wee in here? It's like a bus shelter.

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 19:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I tried opening a window but they've all been bolted shut.

deeno1961 Posted on 19/9 19:14
re: Anyone here from CoB?

can someone get me a ladder IM STUCK ON THE ROOF!!

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 19:15
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Deeno, hold on son, someone will come and get you down.

BullyGoldfish Posted on 19/9 19:15
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Don't say 'wee' You'll get banned

Is it true Lorem is banned already. Think I'll make that a thread.

MY_BORO Posted on 19/9 19:15
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Aw yea,,,hiya Deeno,,didn`t see ya there.This our new room for the week then? Not too bad,no minibar like and the room service is shocking,takes ages for the pies to arrive,humph.

MY_BORO Posted on 19/9 19:19
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Deeno,i`m lozzin a pie up for ya,catchhhhhhhhhh.

deeno1961 Posted on 19/9 19:23
re: Anyone here from CoB?

MY_BORO Posted on 19/9 19:15 Email this Message | Edit
re: Anyone here from CoB?
Aw yea,,,hiya Deeno,,didn`t see ya there.This our new room for the week then? Not too bad,no minibar like and the room service is shocking,takes ages for the pies to arrive,humph

theres always something to spoil it no beer is a bit harsh tho (grumble groan)

deeno1961 Posted on 19/9 19:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Deeno,i`m lozzin a pie up for ya,catchhhhhhhhhh.


cheers bud

is it warm ?

Smoggy_Suicide Posted on 19/9 19:27
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So, where do I sign up for the clique?

Oh, and how do I upgrade my account to use smilies?

Oh, and is there anywhere on here where I can PM people my bank details?

kris_g_spot Posted on 19/9 19:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

And ive made it

Its like playing football at another School, hello fellow and new friends

Do i need a dictionary?

MY_BORO Posted on 19/9 19:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Think they cleared the bar out before we arrived,poke em,im gunna light up a ciggy,that`ll learn them. BORO1876 ere btw.

Micky_Boro Posted on 19/9 19:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

The clique will be taking new members between 8:00am - 11:00 am 19th September 2007.

Here is the form:

Name........................................

(delete where applicable)

Are you a socialist? yes/no

Do you like Patrick_Batemen aka Lord David? yes/no

Will you side with the Clique no matter how stupid or unreasonable their point of view is? yes/no

Please explain in your words why you think you should be in the clique:

















Sign.......................... Date.........................

MY_BORO Posted on 19/9 19:35
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Just gunna checkout the sights with Mrs B,,it`s like being on holiday,postcards in the post to COB......Oh,yer all here too.

lord_sherington Posted on 19/9 19:35
re: Anyone here from CoB?

sod off with yer clicks

Smoggy_Suicide Posted on 19/9 19:37
re: Anyone here from CoB?

>Do you like Patrick_Batemen aka Lord David? yes/no

Is he on here? Excellent.

:souey: :guts:

deeno1961 Posted on 19/9 19:43
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Think they cleared the bar out before we arrived,poke em,im gunna light up a ciggy,that`ll learn them. BORO1876 ere btw.

i thought it was you mate hows things
still getting some or has she banned it ?

Smoggy_Suicide Posted on 19/9 19:46
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I'm over in the CoB chatroom if anyone fancies a natter.

brightlad Posted on 19/9 19:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Is smoking allowed on this site. If not, I'll go outside.I daren't upset anyone on 'ere. It gets nasty

Jasboro Posted on 19/9 21:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Is this the place where all the nutters hang out then?

Stepper_T Posted on 19/9 21:51
re: Anyone here from CoB?

This thread just confirms the reasons I stay away from CoB. Bunch of freakin weirdos.

Jasboro Posted on 19/9 22:06
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So stay away!

twentyfive Posted on 19/9 23:25
re: Anyone here from CoB?

That's funny, Stepper, because not a minute goes by on ComeOnBoro when someone doesn't post asking about your whereabouts.

MsCurly Posted on 19/9 23:51
re: Anyone here from CoB?

So this is where the totty's been hiding......

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 19/9 23:58
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hiya Curls

MsCurly Posted on 20/9 0:02
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hiya Grumps, x.

camickeybobipsum Posted on 20/9 7:22
re: Anyone here from CoB?

It's all very confusing here, not sure who I'm supposed to be, don't know how to quote, the reply button is in a funny place, can't do smilies, and the threads are too short.

camickeybobipsum Posted on 20/9 7:40
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Forgot to squeeze Boris into my name.
Aaah well sod the welsh get.

Micky_Boro Posted on 20/9 7:57
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Morning me. What took me so long?

camickeybobipsum Posted on 20/9 8:00
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Herpes

Micky_Boro Posted on 20/9 8:03
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Genital?

camickeybobipsum Posted on 20/9 8:05
re: Anyone here from CoB?

No thanks just had one

retro_barker Posted on 20/9 8:40
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Things got juicy on this thread after work didnt it?

Morning Cam! morning Micky!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 20/9 9:01
re: Anyone here from CoB?

FAO Retro

I most certainly expect to be tearing it up on the 1st. As someone wiser and taller than me remarked - it's got Santa hats written all over it :)

See you there big gob x

retro_barker Posted on 20/9 9:03
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Excellent.

I will don " Santa is a boro fan" hat i purchased several years ago!

Piss up is a understatement.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 20/9 9:08
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Right.....I'm actually a little bit scared now, but it's ok - we're on my manor and so - oh fooooook it :)

retro_barker Posted on 20/9 9:11
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Dont be scared.

Lemon Top isn't coming...........<phone rings>.........

Oh hang on!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 20/9 9:13
re: Anyone here from CoB?

He was very tame at Bristol this year.....

.....sadly I was not :)

fly_me_to_the_smog Posted on 20/9 9:30
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Not happy about COB being offline. Who is to balme for this, it's a disgrace.

Sack the manager.

Get Mourinho in, he can make an omelette ........with he right ingredients.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 20/9 9:46
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Baskets
Counting 'em
Got to break a few
Hatching a plan....
So on and so on and so on

gibson Posted on 20/9 12:46
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Who mentioned lemon tops...

SouthernSmogette Posted on 20/9 12:48
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Mwah Mwah Mwah

twentyfive Posted on 20/9 16:39
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Are the fences topped with barbed wire yet?

borolad259 Posted on 20/9 16:51
re: Anyone here from CoB?

He he. This is like a visit to the zoo. Monkeyshit being hurled everywhere. Hilarious.

deeno1961 Posted on 20/9 17:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

FAO frank (westham) did you get sorted mate
gizz a hello on the chatterbox with sherres

gaizka14 Posted on 20/9 17:38
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Weyhey!!

what the poochute (damned language filter) is going on?!?!

Seems all hell is breaking loose around here like.

Can we all stay in here and hide, if we have to sacrifice someone to the outsiders i say send deeno, there is more of him to keep them entertained!

x

twentyfive Posted on 20/9 17:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Alright Gaizka.

You'll love this place, mate. Full of really witty, intelligent people.

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 20/9 17:56
re: Anyone here from CoB?

and me

deeno1961 Posted on 20/9 17:57
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Weyhey!!

what the poochute (damned language filter) is going on?!?!

Seems all hell is breaking loose around here like.

Can we all stay in here and hide, if we have to sacrifice someone to the outsiders i say send deeno, there is more of him to keep them entertained!


i used to like you
only just tho

kris_g_spot Posted on 20/9 18:31
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Are we all here now

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 20/9 18:33
re: Anyone here from CoB?

No James yet.

KingoftheL3 Posted on 20/9 18:37
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Is twentyfive not James then?

kris_g_spot Posted on 20/9 18:39
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Feel like the germans on holiday i do

Its there hotel and were here first thing posting topics

kris_g_spot Posted on 20/9 18:39
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Feel like the germans on holiday i do

Its there hotel and were here first thing posting topics

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 20/9 18:40
re: Anyone here from CoB?

@ KoL3: He did at first then said he was actually Cam, so either James or Cam is still to appear. Fed up of this "I'm him, he's me, so are they" bollox tbh, it was funny, if at all, for about 90 seconds.

--- Post edited by TheWizardofSmog on 20/9 18:41 ---

--- Post edited by TheWizardofSmog on 20/9 18:41 ---

kris_g_spot Posted on 20/9 18:41
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Bobs Fault Wiz.

Are you here for any matches soon?

KingoftheL3 Posted on 20/9 18:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Me too. Hence my "I am the Walrus" post.

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together."

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 20/9 18:47
re: Anyone here from CoB?

@kris: next I've got scheduled are Spuds next week and Chelsea home on the 20 Oct.

@KoL3: didn't spot the reference, too clever for me!

kris_g_spot Posted on 20/9 18:49
re: Anyone here from CoB?

OH right well enjoy old chap, may see you for Chelsea game

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 20/9 18:52
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I daresay I'll be in The Lemon beforehand; won't be going out after tho as I'll have the bairn with me.

kris_g_spot Posted on 20/9 19:01
re: Anyone here from CoB?

We'll talk nearer the time!!

PenguinJack Posted on 20/9 19:10
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Anyone remember me? I used to post on Cob a while back.

Micky_Boro Posted on 20/9 19:21
re: Anyone here from CoB?

You were a right cuunt and no one liked you now fuuck off.

borolad259 Posted on 20/9 19:41
re: Anyone here from CoB?

I was just saying on another thread how much wittier you COB people are than radiogaga, patick bateman and chums.

PenguinJack Posted on 20/9 19:41
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Hang on, were you the cuunt who kept posting gay sex links?

cliffyboro Posted on 20/9 19:42
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Where or what is CoB?

Micky_Boro Posted on 20/9 19:43
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"I was just saying on another thread how much wittier you COB people are than radiogaga, patick bateman and chums."

Were you? How interesting.

Micky_Boro Posted on 20/9 19:44
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"Hang on, were you the cuunt who kept posting gay sex links?"

No that was Jack, had some issues with his sexuality that one.

Piquet2 Posted on 20/9 19:57
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Evening all

Micky_Boro Posted on 20/9 19:58
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Evening Piquet2.

Sir_Digby Posted on 20/9 23:45
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Boooo! Was away for a bit and discovered COB had gone

twentyfive Posted on 21/9 8:15
re: Anyone here from CoB?

Cheer up, Wiz, you grumpy bugger. (there'd be a smilie here if they had such things)

twentyfive = James.

The reference to James Morrison's old squad number was all the clue anyone needed. Plus, "I'm Cam M3, ask me about oil...." C'mon, pre-tee obvious I was kidding.

--- Post edited by twentyfive on 21/9 8:15 ---

TheWizardofSmog Posted on 21/9 8:53
re: Anyone here from CoB?

"Cheer up, Wiz, you grumpy bugger. (there'd be a smilie here if they had such things)

twentyfive = James.

The reference to James Morrison's old squad number was all the clue anyone needed. Plus, "I'm Cam M3, ask me about oil...." C'mon, pre-tee obvious I was kidding."

Oh I know, it's just all the stress of the eviction and moving in to temporary accomodation, and the arguments...

*breaks down sobbing*

twentyfive Posted on 21/9 10:17
re: Anyone here from CoB?

WE CAN ALL MIGRATE BACK NOW.

So long, suckers.

Dr_Evil Posted on 21/9 10:28
re: Anyone here from CoB?

This was a homoerotic cock fest of the highest order.