| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 15/11 10:17 | |
| Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
I cant find any evidence to the contrary, so I'll claim it's true and have a go at the club accordingly. The whole club out ! | |
| wokingmassive Posted on 15/11 10:19 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Personally I think its Kieth Harris and Orville who are picking our players. With blindfolds on. | |
| Big_Shot Posted on 15/11 10:20 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Out of all the people you could have picked you chose him Chase me! | |
| ccole Posted on 15/11 10:22 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
I have never heard anybody from Middlesbrough FC say that he isn't picking the players. | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 15/11 10:23 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Exactly ! Gibson out ! | |
| wokingmassive Posted on 15/11 10:26 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Come to think of it, its probably Nigella Lawson who is picking our players. | |
| Big_Shot Posted on 15/11 10:28 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
You know what would be funny, Duncan Norvelle picking the half time draw. Homosexual innuendos aimed at the opposition team and fans would be hilarious. | |
| skiprat Posted on 15/11 10:28 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
TEA BOY OUT! Our club is a fooking shambles if the chief exec can't even make a decent cuppa. | |
| speckyget Posted on 15/11 10:35 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
This is patently untrue. No grape-crushing ability demonstrated whatsoever throughout the team. Duncan in!1 (With Graham Norton as assistant - he's even got a Teesside name FFS!!1) | |
| wokingmassive Posted on 15/11 10:39 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Nigella Lawson on acid, with a blind fold on, after spinning round three times, is then picking our players. (With help from Kieth Harris, Orville and Bubbles) | |
| CliveRdCorner Posted on 15/11 10:39 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
To suggest that orville is directly involved in buying our players is simply passing the buck. Brian and Elaine Ray ( Ramsays kitchen nightmares )are the ones that are actually splashing the cash - don't expect to read about this in the papers as it isn't generally known - but a hotline to Brians kitchen between Lamb and Gibbo does exist. Orville has a say but not the final say. FACT. Anyone who doesn't agree I want sold facts to prove otherwise. FACT. | |
| Vincent75 Posted on 15/11 10:40 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
It was Stu Francis who used to say 'Oooh i could crush a grape'. | |
| speckyget Posted on 15/11 10:42 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
So it was. Cancel Norton as assistant, bring in Stu (he's called Stu FFS!!). | |
| Big_Shot Posted on 15/11 10:43 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Balls to that, I want Roy Jay as assistant slither | |
| speckyget Posted on 15/11 10:48 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Look, if we're trawling the archives of Seaside Special for our backroom staff, there's a 'fandabbydozie' pairing we're all missing here. | |
| TMG501 Posted on 15/11 12:36 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Ooooohh!!! i know who you mean,, hold on while I try to remember their name. Got it.. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee | |
| hicktonspenaltyrunup Posted on 15/11 13:05 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
But only if they're doing the Mavis and Vera impersonations. Thinking about it, Les, on his own, would be brilliantly indecisive as Mavis- which might fit in well- but would be convenient as Dustin Gee died of a heart attack a long time back. | |
| Gillandi Posted on 15/11 13:13 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Dustin Gee could pull his face to look like Robert Mitchum. Shame he's no longer with us, that would been invaluable in the technical area during our second half slumps. | |
| Eddie_Catflap Posted on 15/11 13:24 | |
| re: Is Duncan Norvelle picking our players ? | |
Clearly Paul Squires should be brought in asap. | |
