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dibzzz Posted on 15/11 14:31
Anyone in here had the snip? Thinking of

getting it done, no nightmare stories I hope?

Vincent75 Posted on 15/11 14:32
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A mate of mine had it done, and bizarrely he claimed that the room smelt of roast pork afterwards.

onthemap Posted on 15/11 14:33
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You'll piss blood for a few weeks but don't let that stop you using the loo as if the blood clots they put a syringe up your old man and draw the congealed blood out.
Other than that it's just the weeping puss you get all over your fingers for a month or two.

flyermetothemoon Posted on 15/11 14:33
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Did he get it done at the butchers.

Piquet2 Posted on 15/11 14:33
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Got it done on a Saturday morning, and was at the match on the afternoon.

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 14:34
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there is nothing to it, bloody fellas

dibzzz Posted on 15/11 14:37
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Just like child birth, bloody women!

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 14:41
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honestly, there is nothing to it, bit of bruising thats it

onthemap Posted on 15/11 14:42
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I had mine done in August and hopefully by christmas I'll be able to stop packing them in cotton wool.

Vincent75 Posted on 15/11 14:44
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kazaa, you are a female so aren't qualified to comment. Or are you getting your own back becuase that tvvat Dr Hilary Jones is always on telly talking about women's back boilers?

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 14:49
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why can't i comment , just telling him nothing to it, you need to wear dead tight undies for a few days afterwards though

Bri_Marwood Posted on 15/11 14:50
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"you need to wear dead tight undies for a few days afterwards though"

Wooohooooo, I have been waiting for a bonus before waiting to get it done, here is the reason to have it done.

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 14:52
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shut up you and get back to your bj thread, going to be intresting

dibzzz Posted on 15/11 14:54
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Taht's it, no more women allowed to comment on this post, all females are banned (unless you are the surgeon who carries out the Vasectomy) us blokes wouldn't comment on peroid pains would we?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 15/11 14:55
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It would be if anyone bothered to reply to it, it might need a hoof at some point.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 15/11 14:55
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Maybe you could join in the bj thread, telling us how a couple of vodka and cokes is usually enough for you

onthemap Posted on 15/11 14:57
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I'll reply in a bit more detail once I've put the duvet in the wash again. The leaking has seeped through the plastic sheets again.

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 14:59
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dr contractor and his female assistant do a very good job

London_Boro Posted on 15/11 15:03
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"honestly, there is nothing to it, bit of bruising thats it"

A bit of bruising is fine....but a bit of bruising on you bollox is not!!!

dibzzz Posted on 15/11 15:16
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The responces are hardly putting my fears at bay, wish I'd never posted it now

onthemap Posted on 15/11 15:20
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The worst feeling is when one swells bigger than the other and you can't sit cross legged.

barneil Posted on 15/11 16:17
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had mine done mate last november on a fri afternoon,took weekend off work just incase but was fine and back driving my taxi mon morn,just a little uncomfy and after about a week scrotum goes a horrid shade of black and blue,honestly 'its a snip' boom boom,no seriously it all went fine

Woman_with_a_willie Posted on 15/11 16:18
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I can do a variation of it for much cheaper.

Arthurs_Horse Posted on 15/11 16:19
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hate to admit it, but kazza is right

onthemap Posted on 15/11 16:20
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The worst thing are all those bstards that lie on messageboards about it not hurting just so some other sucker gets a shock when he's knee deep in panty liners.

stocko_mfc Posted on 15/11 16:20
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Dr Contractor done mine in 10 minutes. Nothing too it...bit of swelling and bruising for a day or so. Its less stressful than going to the dentist.

barneil Posted on 15/11 16:25
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onthemap,im not a liar and i aint a bstard,any doc with a scalpal and your privates in same sentence is gonna hurt,but it isnt as bad as some might think,but on the other hand heard some horror stories about them that have gone wrong,i felt daft cos i was bricking it right up to needle going in then just thought ah well too late now,and wasnt too bad

onthemap Posted on 15/11 16:27
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Sorry mate but it's like the Masons, you aren't allowed to really describe the butchery of it all. I'd be quiet if I were you.

barneil Posted on 15/11 16:30
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oh,ok,ssshhhhh,secret handshake,well a week after snip anyway,dont shake owt for a week after it will sting

HOGG1234 Posted on 15/11 17:05
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Buy some speedo's, a couple of pair and try not look when they do it!
Still going to sore for a few days though!

Fatsuma Posted on 15/11 19:03
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Yep.

The Doctor was truly professional about it.

The nurse, however, just asked if he needed a magnifying glass and then laughed!


I still can't cross my legs because of the swelling, but then I only had it done in October.

Fatsuma Posted on 15/11 19:03
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2003!

GroggySlaggySmoggy Posted on 15/11 19:23
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You'll have knackers like a roof-tilers nail-bag for a week or so.Tight skiddies and a few light ales and you're sorted!

rick4974 Posted on 15/11 19:53
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my mate got the snip 8 years ago, he was only 25. his wife didnt want anymore kids(she has 2, 1 to him and the eldest to an ex) so he had to get the snip. i and others tried to talk him out of it but she wouldnt allow it. I dont know why she didnt have an operation too as if they split up and find new partners, she can have kids if wanted, he cant. she he wasnt and still isnt man enough to stop her getting her own way in everything.

borobuddah Posted on 15/11 19:53
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Groggy

Nah, swollen and bruised and tentative for a few weeks, back up and around after two or three days.

Pre-Op shaving was the worst bit, nearly did the op meself in the bath at home!

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 20:24
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well one person agrees with me

Claret_BlueVilla1 Posted on 15/11 20:27
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No way Jose!God gave it and i will leave with it!

dibzzz Posted on 15/11 20:27
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Hmmmm, second thought's are creeping in,,,help me out people!

smogmeister61 Posted on 15/11 20:29
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It's seeing the big injection needle they put into the side of each gonad that looks weird. And when he's pulling the tube out to snip it , it feels like he's going to pull out your insides..............otherwise...nothing to it!

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 20:29
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dibzzz,serious not that bad, take no notice of the horror stories

borobuddah Posted on 15/11 20:30
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Thick Brummie, they don't chop it all off, just snip and seal small tubes inside like.

You can still pee and everything after.

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 20:30
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a bit of tugging is all you will feel

Claret_BlueVilla1 Posted on 15/11 20:32
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Say No Dib,i will respect your freedom to be a man.

onthemap Posted on 15/11 20:34
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Apparently if the blue and yellow swelling spreads down to your knees then you have to hack one conker off to save the other.

Claret_BlueVilla1 Posted on 15/11 20:40
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Map,my mate had cancer of the knacker,they pushed them up onto his belly and chopped it off,on christmas day!!

Its hard work being a Villa fan..

dibzzz Posted on 15/11 21:10
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The daft thing is, and this is no shyte, I had a heart transplant five years ago and a hip replacement 3 years ago, but for some reason this snip business is a bit daunting, suppose it's the messing about with the crown jewels that worries a man, and it's my own choice, I'd rather me get sterilised than the Mrs.

Claret_BlueVilla1 Posted on 15/11 21:23
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I bow to you Dibzzz....pleasure and pain.

dibzzz Posted on 15/11 21:27
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means_the_world Posted on 15/11 21:52
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my dad had it done.

told him after a week he would be able to operate heavy machinery.

though as he'd never done it in his life before it seems they must do some hypnotherapy GNVQ skills teaching whilst you're under.

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 22:08
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you dont go under (knocked out) its just a local anaesthetic, come on be brave, far easier for a man to get done

Claret_BlueVilla1 Posted on 15/11 22:33
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The kazza with 2 kisses would have let us men do what we wanted to because she loved us.

kazzaxxx Posted on 15/11 22:49
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that kazza with the 2 kisses was a man

Boro_2006 Posted on 15/11 23:32
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Its no good if Israel get beat it will be all for nothing