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PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:10
The OFFICIAL FMTTM About You Survey PART 1

Hello ladies and gentlemen:

Below is a series of questions regarding you and your grooming habits. Please take 5 minutes to complete this survey. All posts will be treated anonymously and the results will be published soon.

Please mark with [x] as appropriate.

Hair Care:

When showering which of the following applies:
A [ ] You use your own shampoo, conditioner and treatments as required
B [ ] You use your partners shampoo.
C [ ] You use the soap
D [ ] You rarely use shampoo

Which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You blow dry and style with products as required
B [ ] You often style your hair, but without using hair dryers / straighteners
C [ ] You sometimes use hair styling products
D [ ] You never use hair styling products

How much do you spend on your hair cuts and products each month?
A [ ] 60.01

Shaving:

Which of the following do you use to shave
A [ ] Cut-Throat Razor
B [ ] Multi-Blade Razor
C [ ] Disposable Razors
D [ ] Electric Shavor

Which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You use a shaving gel or foam
B [ ] You use a shaving Oil
C [ ] You use soap and water
D [ ] You use none of the above

After shaving which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You apply a specialist shaving cream or moisturisor
B [ ] You apply some of your partners moisturisor
C [ ] You apply Aftershave splash to your face and neck
D [ ] You apply nothing

Body

How often do you do 30 minutes of steady exercise per week
A [ ] >7 Times a week
B [ ] 3-7 Times a week
C [ ] 1-3 Times a week
D [ ] No excercise

How many average glasses of water do you drink per day
A [ ] >8 Glasses
B [ ] 5 to 8 Glasses
C [ ] 1 to 4 Glasses
D [ ] 0 Glasses

How many take-aways do you eat per week
A [ ] 0 Take Aways
B [ ] 1-3 Take Aways
C [ ] 3-5 Take Aways
D [ ] >5 Take Aways

How many units of Alcohol do you consume in an average week
A [ ] 31 units

How many of your "5 a Day" fruit and veg do you eat
A [ ] More than 5
B [ ] 3-5
C [ ] 1-3
D [ ] 0

Grooming

How often do you Moisturise you face
A [ ] At least once every day
B [ ] More than once every other day
C [ ] Only when Shaving
D [ ] Moisturiser is for Gays

How would you describe your body hair (Chest / Pubic region)
A [ ] Veet for Men is your friend
B [ ] You trim occasionally
C [ ] You rarely trim
D [ ] Trimming is for Gays

Thank you for taking part in the above Survey.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 26/06/2008 14:12
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Fook off you dullard.

littlejimmy Posted on 26/06/2008 14:12
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Did you really type all that up?

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:13
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Nope.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:14
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I modified it from an email Jimmy.

MsCurly Posted on 26/06/2008 14:16
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And this is only part 1???

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:16
The OFFICIAL FMTTM About You Survey PART 1

Hair Care:

When showering which of the following applies:
A [x] You use your own shampoo, conditioner and treatments as required
B [ ] You use your partners shampoo.
C [ ] You use the soap
D [ ] You rarely use shampoo

Which of the following statements applies:
A [x] You blow dry and style with products as required
B [ ] You often style your hair, but without using hair dryers / straighteners
C [ ] You sometimes use hair styling products
D [ ] You never use hair styling products

How much do you spend on your hair cuts and products each month?
A [x] 60.01

Shaving:

Which of the following do you use to shave
A [ ] Cut-Throat Razor
B [x] Multi-Blade Razor
C [ ] Disposable Razors
D [ ] Electric Shavor

Which of the following statements applies:
A [x] You use a shaving gel or foam
B [ ] You use a shaving Oil
C [ ] You use soap and water
D [ ] You use none of the above

After shaving which of the following statements applies:
A [x] You apply a specialist shaving cream or moisturisor
B [ ] You apply some of your partners moisturisor
C [ ] You apply Aftershave splash to your face and neck
D [ ] You apply nothing

Body

How often do you do 30 minutes of steady exercise per week
A [ ] >7 Times a week
B [ ] 3-7 Times a week
C [x] 1-3 Times a week
D [ ] No excercise

How many average glasses of water do you drink per day
A [ ] >8 Glasses
B [x] 5 to 8 Glasses
C [ ] 1 to 4 Glasses
D [ ] 0 Glasses

How many take-aways do you eat per week
A [ ] 0 Take Aways
B [x] 1-3 Take Aways
C [ ] 3-5 Take Aways
D [ ] >5 Take Aways

How many units of Alcohol do you consume in an average week
A [ ] 31 units

How many of your "5 a Day" fruit and veg do you eat
A [ ] More than 5
B [x] 3-5
C [ ] 1-3
D [ ] 0

Grooming

How often do you Moisturise you face
A [x] At least once every day
B [ ] More than once every other day
C [ ] Only when Shaving
D [ ] Moisturiser is for Gays

How would you describe your body hair (Chest / Pubic region)
A [x] Veet for Men is your friend
B [ ] You trim occasionally
C [ ] You rarely trim
D [ ] Trimming is for Gays

mailinator Posted on 26/06/2008 14:16
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You fooking homo.

LemmyKilmister Posted on 26/06/2008 14:16
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Invasive if you ask me.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:17
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[:D]

Curls it means i can post some other stuff later.

slipshod Posted on 26/06/2008 14:17
The OFFICIAL FMTTM About You Survey PART 1

When showering which of the following applies:

A [ ] You use your own shampoo, conditioner and treatments as required
B [x ] You use your partners shampoo.
C [ ] You use the soap
D [ ] You rarely use shampoo

Which of the following statements applies:

A [ ] You blow dry and style with products as required
B [x ] You often style your hair, but without using hair dryers / straighteners
C [ ] You sometimes use hair styling products
D [ ] You never use hair styling products

How much do you spend on your hair cuts and products each month?

A [x ] 8.00

Shaving:

Which of the following do you use to shave

A [ ] Cut-Throat Razor
B [x ] Multi-Blade Razor
C [ ] Disposable Razors
D [ ] Electric Shavor

Which of the following statements applies:

A [x ] You use a shaving gel or foam
B [ ] You use a shaving Oil
C [ ] You use soap and water
D [ ] You use none of the above

After shaving which of the following statements applies:

A [ ] You apply a specialist shaving cream or moisturisor
B [ ] You apply some of your partners moisturisor
C [x ] You apply Aftershave splash to your face and neck
D [ ] You apply nothing

Body

How often do you do 30 minutes of steady exercise per week

A [ ] >7 Times a week
B [ ] 3-7 Times a week
C [x ] 1-3 Times a week
D [ ] No excercise

How many average glasses of water do you drink per day

A [ ] >8 Glasses
B [ ] 5 to 8 Glasses
C [ ] 1 to 4 Glasses
D [x ] 0 Glasses

How many take-aways do you eat per week

A [ ] 0 Take Aways
B [ ] 1-3 Take Aways
C [ ] 3-5 Take Aways
D [ ] >5 Take Aways
ONE EVERY 3 WEEKS APPROX
How many units of Alcohol do you consume in an average week

A [x ] 31 units

How many of your "5 a Day" fruit and veg do you eat

A [ ] More than 5
B [x ] 3-5
C [ ] 1-3
D [ ] 0

Grooming

How often do you Moisturise you face

A [ ] At least once every day
B [ ] More than once every other day
C [ ] Only when Shaving
D [x ] Moisturiser is for Gays

How would you describe your body hair (Chest / Pubic region)

A [ ] Veet for Men is your friend
B [ ] You trim occasionally
C [ ] You rarely trim
D [x ] Trimming is for Gays

Thank you for taking part in the above Survey.



Pauluka Posted on 26/06/2008 14:20
The OFFICIAL FMTTM About You Survey PART 1

Dull

boro_bliss Posted on 26/06/2008 14:20
The OFFICIAL FMTTM About You Survey PART 1

Hello ladies and gentlemen:

Below is a series of questions regarding you and your grooming habits. Please take 5 minutes to complete this survey. All posts will be treated anonymously and the results will be published soon.

Please mark with [x] as appropriate.

Hair Care:

When showering which of the following applies:
A [x] You use your own shampoo, conditioner and treatments as required
B [ ] You use your partners shampoo.
C [ ] You use the soap
D [ ] You rarely use shampoo

Which of the following statements applies:
A [x] You blow dry and style with products as required
B [ ] You often style your hair, but without using hair dryers / straighteners
C [ ] You sometimes use hair styling products
D [ ] You never use hair styling products

How much do you spend on your hair cuts and products each month?
A [ ] 90 Euros

Shaving:

Which of the following do you use to shave
A [ ] Cut-Throat Razor
B [ ] Multi-Blade Razor
C [ ] Disposable Razors
D [ ] Electric Shavor

E, I use a lady shaver.

Which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You use a shaving gel or foam
B [ ] You use a shaving Oil
C [ ] You use soap and water
D [x] You use none of the above

After shaving which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You apply a specialist shaving cream or moisturisor
B [ ] You apply some of your partners moisturisor
C [ ] You apply Aftershave splash to your face and neck
D [x] You apply nothing

Body

How often do you do 30 minutes of steady exercise per week
A [ ] >7 Times a week
B [ ] 3-7 Times a week
C [ ] 1-3 Times a week
D [x] No excercise

How many average glasses of water do you drink per day
A [ ] >8 Glasses
B [ ] 5 to 8 Glasses
C [x] 1 to 4 Glasses
D [ ] 0 Glasses



How many take-aways do you eat per week
A [ ] 0 Take Aways
B [x] 1-3 Take Aways
C [ ] 3-5 Take Aways
D [ ] >5 Take Aways

How many units of Alcohol do you consume in an average week
A [ ] 1 liter, dont know what units means

How many of your "5 a Day" fruit and veg do you eat
A [ ] More than 5
B [ ] 3-5
C [x] 1-3
D [ ] 0

Grooming

How often do you Moisturise you face
A [ ] At least once every day
B [ ] More than once every other day
C [ ] Only when Shaving
D [ ] Moisturiser is for Gays

How would you describe your body hair (Chest / Pubic region)
A [ ] Veet for Men is your friend
B [ ] You trim occasionally
C [ ] You rarely trim
D [ ] Trimming is for Gays
E, I dont have hair on my chest. Pubic region regularly.


Thank you for taking part in the above Survey.

littlejimmy Posted on 26/06/2008 14:27
The OFFICIAL FMTTM About You Survey PART 1

Hair Care:

When showering which of the following applies:
A [ ] You use your own shampoo, conditioner and treatments as required
B [ ] You use your partners shampoo.
C [ ] You use the soap
D [ ] You rarely use shampoo
E [X] Baldy B******.

Which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You blow dry and style with products as required
B [ ] You often style your hair, but without using hair dryers / straighteners
C [ ] You sometimes use hair styling products
D [ ] You never use hair styling products
E [X] Er, Baldy B******.

How much do you spend on your hair cuts and products each month?
A [ ] 60.01
B [X] 5p

Shaving:

Which of the following do you use to shave
A [ ] Cut-Throat Razor
B [ ] Multi-Blade Razor
C [ ] Disposable Razors
D [ ] Electric Shavor
E [X] Duck-billed platypus on amphetamines

Which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You use a shaving gel or foam
B [ ] You use a shaving Oil
C [ ] You use soap and water
D [ ] You use none of the above
E [X] I like mozzarella

After shaving which of the following statements applies:
A [ ] You apply a specialist shaving cream or moisturisor
B [ ] You apply some of your partners moisturisor
C [ ] You apply Aftershave splash to your face and neck
D [ ] You apply nothing
E [X] You apply for a job at Maccy Dees, but get turned down

Body

How often do you do 30 minutes of steady exercise per week
A [ ] >7 Times a week
B [ ] 3-7 Times a week
C [ ] 1-3 Times a week
D [ ] No excercise
E [X] Crack one off the wrist every night

How many average glasses of water do you drink per day
A [ ] >8 Glasses
B [ ] 5 to 8 Glasses
C [ ] 1 to 4 Glasses
D [ ] 0 Glasses
E [X] I use a plastic cup from the dispenser

How many take-aways do you eat per week
A [ ] 0 Take Aways
B [ ] 1-3 Take Aways
C [ ] 3-5 Take Aways
D [ ] >5 Take Aways
E [X] I live in the Raj Tandoori, FFS

How many units of Alcohol do you consume in an average week
A [ ] 31 units
B [X] Tea turtle

How many of your "5 a Day" fruit and veg do you eat
A [ ] More than 5
B [ ] 3-5
C [ ] 1-3
D [ ] 0
E [X] Meat and 2 veg

Grooming

How often do you Moisturise you face
A [ ] At least once every day
B [ ] More than once every other day
C [ ] Only when Shaving
D [ ] Moisturiser is for Gays
E [X] Moo

How would you describe your body hair (Chest / Pubic region)
A [ ] Veet for Men is your friend
B [ ] You trim occasionally
C [ ] You rarely trim
D [ ] Trimming is for Gays
E [X] I'm bored now

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:29
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[:D] Jimmy.

Critical_Bill Posted on 26/06/2008 14:38
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Ponce your complexion is not a good endorsement for daily mositurising, you spotty clocked fairy.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:40
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"Spotty clocked fairy"

No spots on me kidda. You should be more concerned about your love handles though.

I bet your mum told you it was "just puppy fat" when you were a kid.

Never grew out of it though did ya.

Critical_Bill Posted on 26/06/2008 14:41
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So who photo-shopped them onto you?

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 14:46
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You are tiresome sometimes.

Do you want a doughnut?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 26/06/2008 15:21
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My work here is done.

Take care Pinky, you midget.


Link: PUDDING!!!!!!!!!

bernieisgod Posted on 26/06/2008 15:25
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Please can we postpone parts 2 - 156 of this survey for;

a) day after hell freezes over
b) when anyone is interested (see a) above)

the_throcking_man Posted on 29/06/2008 15:57
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Can't believe someone typed all that in