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PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:07
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Can't wait to see her tomorrow afternoon.

ridsdale Posted on 26/06/2008 10:07
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I bet she misses you as well.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 26/06/2008 10:08
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

poor attempt at getting a bite, although no doubt bill pauluka and daz will rise to the challenge

Lisbonlegend Posted on 26/06/2008 10:08
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

She's busy right now.

Mojo Posted on 26/06/2008 10:08
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

i'm more surprised you've got a girlfriend with a name like Pink.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:09
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Daz, what are you on about?

I do miss her - i'm not trying to get a bite, i'm just excited about seeing her.

neilg Posted on 26/06/2008 10:09
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I MISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND! Shes great with a dishcloth and feather duster! ;@) x

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:09
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

You've arrived just at the right time, as i thought I'd lost my Mojo.

Midosparmo Posted on 26/06/2008 10:10
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Is she the "man" of the reltionship?

MarlonD Posted on 26/06/2008 10:14
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I MISSED your girlfriend this morning and jizzed all over yours/her sheets.

Sorry.


PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:14
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Midosparmo.

Don't be so silly.

Although i do try and slip into her knickers whenever she's not looking.

I'm looking forward to a nice weekend with her.

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:15
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

i missed her too, instead of ramming it in her mouth, i stuck it in her eye and gave her a good old shiner

Nero Posted on 26/06/2008 10:17
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Ponce you bloody soft lad!

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:17
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

TiT and Marlon - Is it possible I may have seen you on stage at some point? Comedy club perhaps?

With jokes like that you are wasted on here, Gents.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 26/06/2008 10:17
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

She takes ages to blow up

MarlonD Posted on 26/06/2008 10:17
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T_I_T - Was that you at the other end ? I should have known as you were singing karaoke 'She bangs'


PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:18
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Nero - when you haven't seen someone for a while its inevitable that you'll miss them. I'm not soft, i can just be man enough to accept that i'm looking forward to seeing her.

I don't know how the likes of Littlejimmy and Saudi Ian can work away for so long. It must be hard.

Midosparmo Posted on 26/06/2008 10:18
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I imagine she wears a three piece suit and tie, has a tash and smokes a pipe, to balance out your femaninty.

Critical_Bill Posted on 26/06/2008 10:19
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dear me, you've only been with her for a few months.

Pauluka Posted on 26/06/2008 10:20
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Winston's tail is keeping her occupied so you need not worry

MarlonD Posted on 26/06/2008 10:20
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Ponce, just imagine this time tomorrow you'll be enjoying her skin close to yours & the sweet scent of a fanny full of other blokes man fat.

And I don't mean you.

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:23
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Ponce, wait for the obvious excuses mate, she had a glass of milk in bed, a mouse ran up her leg, she spilt the milk on the sheets running out of the room and as she ran out of the room, she banger her eye on the door.

When i went round she was praising us 2 no end, oh how i wish my BOYFRIEND had a bigger C****, i wish he had a more manly car and i wish i had more cosmetics than him.

ENJOY, WE DID!

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 26/06/2008 10:26
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Ponce, just imagine this time tomorrow you'll be enjoying her skin close to yours & the sweet scent of a fanny full of other blokes man fat.

And I don't mean you.

PMSL [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:29
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[:D]

Keep it coming lads - you really don't know how pathetic you sound.

I think we might have a night in. Lots of wine, i'll cook some good food and enjoy the company.

Bill in order to pass judgement on the situation one would have had to have had a serious adult relationship in the past. This rules you out.

Unless you're including the "fling" you had with a 5 pack of donnay socks.

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:30
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"Keep it coming lads - you really don't know how pathetic you sound" Hook, Line and Pinker!

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 26/06/2008 10:33
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So thats where Hailey from Corrie disappeared to!


Mystery solved [:D]

Pauluka Posted on 26/06/2008 10:33
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I would argue in court that the opening post was pathetic

Carry on

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:34
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TiT - you missed the Big Cheesy [:D].

Are you and marlon in IT class at school or something?

[;)]

Think I might cook a 3 courser - Scallops for starter, a nice bit of fillet steak for main, don't know about desert yet.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:36
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Paul, you're beginning to sound as bad as the rest?

Perhaps you should stick to posts about Variation 993? Which at 29,500 you are obviously ripping the client off, for a few samartian phone lines on the end of high risk platforms on the underground.

Thanks mate.

Anyway, back to subject.

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:37
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i didn't miss it[:D].


no but i'm off to nursery this afternoon

Pauluka Posted on 26/06/2008 10:38
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Oh I didn't expect you to post that PP.......No really I didn't

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 10:38
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Sad

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 26/06/2008 10:38
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Scallops for starter is that slang for P***flaps?

boro_bliss Posted on 26/06/2008 10:38
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Red Tube helps to survive the hours till you see her, PinkPonce.

Critical_Bill Posted on 26/06/2008 10:39
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bliss, has she got some of her 'work' on there?

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:40
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SSotH?

Why is it sad to look forward to seeing my lover?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 26/06/2008 10:40
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He gets caught every single time!

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:42
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now now bill, thats out of order mate.
Picking on PP is ok, its a laugh, but telling everybody on here that Poncies bird puts her "hobby" vids on the internet, is a bit unfair on poncey............................






























he may not know[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:42
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I don't know how i have been "caught" on here Butties? Perhaps you would care to elaborate?

Bliss, the internet has some wonderful sites - but I am not one for porn. I don't even own a single pornographic video.

I prefer to use my imagination.


Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:44
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PP doesn't watch porn, just in case he jizzes on his vivien westwood jeans![;)]

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 10:45
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I think i'm going to be sick. You give men a bad name.

boro_bliss Posted on 26/06/2008 10:45
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I thought it would help you, PinkPonce, young man.

Most porn is S***, although i have to admit there is also some good stuff on there.

But imagination is a good thing, young man.
I use it a lot too, when the bf is not there [:)]

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:46
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now thats what i like to hear, i woman admitting that she plays with herself to a load of people on an internet message board.[:D]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 26/06/2008 10:48
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Stands up and applauds [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:50
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SSotH?

Perhaps you would like to explain what you mean by "you give men a bad name"

I bet you are one of these "real men" who wouldn't be seen dead in a pastel shade of pink, or one that thinks that spending any more than 89p on a gallon of "Gel" is morally wrong.

I would appreciate your feedback - although i'm not anticipating it to be worthwhile reading.

Ta though, PPX


Bliss - You do right. Yes their is some good stuff - but not as good as the imagination of a 26 year old man who's full of spunk.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 10:51
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TiT & JC [:D]

Critical_Bill Posted on 26/06/2008 10:52
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"but not as good as the imagination of a 26 year old man who's full of spunk."

Do you put a cork in your arse so it doesn't seep out?

Pannonboro Posted on 26/06/2008 10:52
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What a worthless thread.
The only interesting thought was the Sarmartian phone lines. I wasn't aware that that long extinct warrior race did phone lines these days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatians

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 26/06/2008 10:52
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bah didnt read it properly

ridsdale Posted on 26/06/2008 10:54
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BoroBliss; Crazy.

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 26/06/2008 10:54
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bill, PMSL[:D]

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 10:55
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You are definitely into negative man points. I have this image of you being the love child of Moxey from Auf Weidersehn Pet and Pat Sharp.

Current man points = -225 and dropping. Hang your head in shame.

Bernie_was_right Posted on 26/06/2008 11:02
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Look at me Look at me Look at me Look at me Look at me

Mojo Posted on 26/06/2008 11:03
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Bipolar?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 26/06/2008 11:03
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I'm looking at you Bernie!!!

Mojo Posted on 26/06/2008 11:04
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And w t f would you want with a gallon of gel?

MarlonD Posted on 26/06/2008 11:11
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He meant spunk

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 11:12
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Mojo - Exactly my point.

Pay 15 quid for a small tub of good stuff.

Bored now - can't be bothered reading everything, except SSotH - suck my balls mate. I knew it wouldn't be worth my reading. Must try harder mate.

I'm sorry i'm not a big hairy arsed Real man like you. DOWN with my pink shirts and grooming products. OUT with the Veet for Men.

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 11:22
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I've obviously touched a nerve.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 11:23
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Dear oh Dear.

Shave your knackers mate. You never know you might like it.

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 11:33
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Dear oh dear indeed. Youve obviously lacked a male influence in your early years. That can be the only excuse.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 11:38
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[:D]

FFS this board never cease's to amaze me!

"That can be the only excuse."

The only excuse for what? The fact that I shave my balls. HAHA! Seriously, go and bang your head of something hard, and sharp preferably.

[:X]

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 11:40
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Again, seems like ive hit the nail on the head. All the smiley faces dont hide the fact that your rather upset.

What you gonna do next? Hit me with your alice band?

Yep, a strong male influence is definitely what youve missed. Poor mite.

slipshod Posted on 26/06/2008 11:43
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Half of the Rudds Arms will be gutted that you're home tomorrow.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 11:50
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SSotH, I am deeply hurt by what you have said. Please stop.

Are you seriously for real? LOL.

I would like to know how you base your assumption that I have missed a "strong male presence".

On the other side of the Coin, were you beaten by the strong male influence in your life as a child?

Is that what makes you So defensive? So protective of your status as a REAL MAN.

Veet for men - on offer in boots at the minute mate.

Remove the demons of your childhood and veet them balls kidda PPX

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 11:52
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Ponce, you arent putting kisses now are you on the end of your messages?

Gaylords in London love all that, dont lower yourself. [:)]

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 11:54
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You have a very disturbing obsession with my B*******.

Did you have a strong male influence? Personally i came from a good strong family background with my father and grandfathers playing a big part in my growing up. Perhaps thats why i've grown up as a normal bloke as a pose to some half man half girl poncey hybrid. Its not your fault like so i wont mention it again.

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 11:55
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Does sound like you are bit of a closet bandit holgate.

Shame, because I liked you, now even when I see your posts I have my bum firmly pressed to my seat.

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 12:00
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I just wont sleep this evening knowing that some loser named after a cheesy superhero's nemesis on a message board doesnt like me!! Whatever will i do??

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:01
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Probably have sex with a man.

Pauluka Posted on 26/06/2008 12:01
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Dr_evil defending PP honour.....Bless

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:05
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No, I think Ponce posts some utter crap, but most of you mongs fall for it.

I just think that some people are blatently closet bandits because what he posts actually scares people.

Pauluka Posted on 26/06/2008 12:08
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Or maybe some people hate gays......I do

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:09
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[:D]

Arent you already on a warning?

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 12:09
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Or perhaps its you who's in the closet. Sort of like a "you go first and then i'll leap out"

I'm sorry but you'll have to find someone else to hold your hand. Have you a girlfriend and if so are they free of facial hair?

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:11
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I'm engaged with a kid.

I just love watching blokes get changed in the showers at the gym. Its the only reason i go to be honest.


still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 12:11
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I bet she's a right brute then.

Eileen Grimshaw-esque?

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:12
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More like Jason Grimshaw.


still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 12:13
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Its all becoming clearer.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 12:17
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SSotH - Not that it has anything at all to do with you but i had a very sound upbringing with my parents and spent a lot of time going to watch the boro with my Grandad. Now we've established that our up bringings are not to disimilar i will focus on what Evil has said.

You are a closet bender. The thought of wearing pink scares you. The thought of shaving your bits scares you.

I have grown up just like you. You base your opinion of me on my username in the main and the fact that people comment on me. You don't know me yet you think you have some incredible insight into my upbringing.

And whats more amusing is that fact that even Dr Evil has seen through you.

You're scared of your sexuality.

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 12:21
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Why didnt your dad take you to the games like? You dont have to answer that if its too personal but it just seems to me you missed out on a good male rolemodel throughout your childhood hence the reason you act like a camp hairdresser.

Personally i've had good male role models throughout my life which has helped me to be the good honest hardworking fine figure of a man i am today!! Its no coinsidence youve turned out the way you have and ive turned out the way i have. Its not your fault, far from it. Peoples early years mould the way they'll be in adult life.

As for being scared to wear pink?? Damn right!!


Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 26/06/2008 12:27
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What a wind-up!

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:27
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Even Dr_Evil has seen through you?

Cheeky c*nt!

Ill bench press you.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 12:32
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I have nothing to hide.

I sat with My Grandad for 18 years until he sadly passed away last year. I always have and I would have continued. That was the time I spend with him, which i cherished - especially as It was sometimes the only time of the fortnight I would see him. Obviously as i was older I would go with friends, but always sat in my seat with him.

Reasons I didn't go to the games with my dad - varied: Work, interest and i liked going with Grandad.

I did go to a number of away games with him and also my uncles. I am from a very close family.

I would suggest you put back the application forms for the psycology degree course and concentrate on something you may have more success in - perhaps hairdressing would be one of them.

Whilst I always find it amusing that people think they know me so well, from a username and a couple of chance meetings in the concourse, it is hard to believe that you would try and pass judgement on me in that way.

There is surely no coincidence in that fact that I'm an extremely honest man and I have worked hard to get where I am today. I have a wonderful family, some fantastic friends and a beautiful girlfriend whom i am looking forward to seeing tomorrow (Back on topic).

It was most definately the fantastic upbringing that I had which made me the person I am today.

I'm proud of the way I have turned out - but more pity you for you ignorant view on anyone who differs from you in todays society.

Dr_Evil Posted on 26/06/2008 12:33
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Ponce, when I asked you which one of the Girls Aloud group your mrs reminds you of, you told me the Ugly ginger scouse bint!

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 26/06/2008 12:36
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All valid points and i'm sure your not the complete prat in real life that you are on here. Just seems too much of a coinsidence that youve turned out a bit of a fanny.

Well, its been fun, i'm going to the pub for a few beers and a couple of bags of pork scratchings. I can even tell my mates ive been talking to a proper mincer online. Er on second thoughts i'll leave that out.

Have fun being confused.

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 12:39
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Just as long as you know pork scratchnigs are made from foreskins and arseholes you'll be ok.

Have fun in the closet. I'll look forward to the day you come out.

wilkos_perm Posted on 26/06/2008 12:44
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Ponce, i find you amusing in a strange way but can you please stop posting things about shaving your bollox, its a bit weird plus i was about to tuck into my sandwich and it made me feel a bit nauseous

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 12:45
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[:D]

Wilkos - Avoid the manscape thread or Still Stood on the Holgates "men and Women" thread then

[:)]

saudi_ian Posted on 26/06/2008 12:48
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Alright PP, It is hard being away for 11 to 17 (on this trip) weeks but it does make the time at home all the sweeter!

Hope you have a good weekend with your misses!

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 13:06
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Hi Ian!

I'm sure it does mate. How long have you got left this trip?

Thanks, I will do

PP

saudi_ian Posted on 26/06/2008 13:10
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Hi PP,

I have got 5 weeks left on this trip but I'm going to the Jo'berg office for 10 days next week so it's broken it up a bit. I WILL NOT be doing this much time away again!


PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 13:13
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Well i hope for your sake it goes quikly.

Its been 10 days since i've seen my GF and I can't wait already!

Good look mate!

saudi_ian Posted on 26/06/2008 13:18
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I'm hoping so too! It's been a killer going past the origianl 'Home' date but the Camp Bar helps pass the time on an evening and the hectic days help!

Have a cracking weekend and I shall be having a lovely 2 weeks home soon enough!

PinkPonce Posted on 26/06/2008 13:20
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They allow you to drink! Outragious! [:D]

Cheers, take it easy.

saudi_ian Posted on 26/06/2008 13:35
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We only get 6 beers a night but it's enough to help get you throogh the Angolan nights lol

You too!

the_throcking_man Posted on 29/06/2008 16:06
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When can you claim to be the Brown Ponce?

Senor_Chester Posted on 29/06/2008 16:08
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"Keep it coming lads - you really don't know how pathetic you sound."

Hahahaha, the irony!

the_throcking_man Posted on 29/06/2008 16:16
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Bet the ponce is well under the thumb now. Can imagine him running round all weekend under orders. Surprised she hasn't moved in yet.

Roswell Posted on 29/06/2008 16:33
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Go on then. [;)]

BillBones Posted on 29/06/2008 16:34
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Another ton for the Ponce. And you lot claim that you're not obsessed by him?

Mojo Posted on 29/06/2008 16:35
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Bipolar.

the_throcking_man Posted on 29/06/2008 16:35
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Not obsessed, just laughing at him.

Stabilo_Boss Posted on 29/06/2008 17:12
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Deary me, it really is groundhog day on here isn't it.

Ponce posting pointless attention-seeking threads - pathetic
His desire to rile complete strangers and false perception that he's being clever and edgy - pathetic
His obsession that everyone is bothered about him being effeminate - pathetic
Some people actually being bothered that's he's effeminate - pathetic
The playground banter about who's got a bite off who - pathetic
Me actually wasting 5 mins of my life scrolling through this S*** - pathetic

mr_wigley Posted on 29/06/2008 17:50
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mr ponce, i read all your threads, because i find them amusing,but i am wondering what are your mates like who you go to the matches , are there like you, do there shave there privates and act like you, just inquisitive thats all. .saudi_ian, my best mate works in angola, he came home friday for a few weeks.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 11:09
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Hi Mr Wigley - No my mates who i go to the games with are nothing like me. My mates who i socialise with (Drinking, holidays etc) are very similar in that they will moisturise, keep things trim etc etc...

Morning lads - Good weekend?

Mine was pretty quiet and very relaxing, just what i needed.


the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 11:11
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I see the pink Ponce is still boring the pants off people [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 11:12
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And I see you're still fighting the urge to reply?

Charly_Bellcrank Posted on 30/06/2008 12:33
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What, so you can actually Veet your balls??? And it doesn't burn or anything?

saudi_ian Posted on 30/06/2008 12:39
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Mr Wigley,

If he's in Molongo, (Cabinda) and drinks in the CB&I Bar The Bamboo Hut I might of met him. I have met a surprising number of Boro Lads while I have been here.


Get_your_rat_out Posted on 30/06/2008 12:43
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theres no chance i'd put something on my nut sack that is basically a chemical burner, dont want to take the risk of getting 3rd degree burns on my sack

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 13:01
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Charly

Yes its fine. Not burns or anything.

Women use it on their P*** flaps so if its good enough for that area it certainly is for my balls.

the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 13:39
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So are you the brown ponce yet?

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 13:41
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You expect me to reveal intimate details of my relationship with my girlfriend to some sort of cyber stalker?

Charly_Bellcrank Posted on 30/06/2008 13:42
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Might have to have a little dabble at that then! Smooth balls and all that.

mailinator Posted on 30/06/2008 13:42
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Well you post every fooking other minor detail about your life on here.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 13:44
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Charly - Go for it mate. Follow the instructions and then rinse off in the shower.

Mallinator - Thats what you THINK, when in fact you know a tiny tiny % of my goings on.

the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 13:45
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Cyber stalker! haha! stop being silly

So i'll assume you have your brown wings now as you would have denied it otherwise. Thats probably why you shave.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 13:48
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Assume away.

Why that would make me shave I have no idea?

Why you would assume because i neither confirm or deny, again I have no idea.

Why you continuously feel the urge to have some sort of interaction with me, again (Yes you've guessed it) I have no idea.

Still if it keeps you off the streets then i'm glad to be of service XX

the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 13:50
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

dear me, the pink ponce gets all serious when you ask a tricky question and drops his message board character. Anyway think you have indirectly answered the question

ridsdale Posted on 30/06/2008 13:52
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Have you a fascination with anal sex Throcking?

Are you looking for a partner, not that I am offering mind.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 13:56
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Is it just me or is anyone else struggling with this lad?

I really wouldn't label your question as "tricky" for starters.

But to think i would give you an answer to that sort of question is laughable.

I've been saying for weeks that people are obsessed with me. See BillBones post earlier.

You aren't really doing the others any favours at the moment TTM.

That is all for now.

the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 13:56
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

yep, looking for gay love from you or Pink Ponce. have a soft spot for you both

chomp chomp mr Pink Ponce [:D]

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/06/2008 13:57
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

If people were obsessed by you, you would be missed if you didn't post on this board.

I can't see that being the case myself.

ridsdale Posted on 30/06/2008 13:58
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Get your self in to Annie's bar then Throcking. Plenty of auld queens with lashed on make up for you mate.

the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 18:18
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Sorry only interested in normal gay men.

Seriously though, you never talk much about women on here. Do you fancy many women? You come across more into men.

neilg Posted on 30/06/2008 18:27
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

ive not come across a man for ages! :@)xxx

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 18:28
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Bill, i see what you're saying. Cos i never see endless posts asking where I am if i havent posted by 9am do I...

Insert head shaking smily thing here.

bblf Posted on 30/06/2008 19:09
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

If you are missing her that much , open your suitcase and re- inflate her.




:-)

the_throcking_man Posted on 30/06/2008 19:14
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

[:D]

he probably can't cos of all the jizz on it

neilg Posted on 30/06/2008 19:17
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

ive just give her one - she seemed quite open about it really.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 19:31
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Amateurs.

Leave it to the day crew lads.

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 19:56
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Awwww PP - think its really sweet you miss your girlfriend !

For the record my hubby shaves his balls and I also veet my undercarriage, it does sting on the first wee after doing it but the smoothness afterwards is allllll worth it lol

Hope you make sweet music together when you see her again and maybe even conceive a baby PP - wouldnt that be cute [:D]

xxx

Towell Posted on 30/06/2008 19:58
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Can't be arsed reading the thread so i'm just going to say.
I miss your girlfriend too.

NedKat Posted on 30/06/2008 19:59
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Steady on there, BDR !!

I nearly lost me lunch there ....

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 20:00
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LOL Nedkat

Which bit - the stinging undercarriage or a baby PP ???

neilg Posted on 30/06/2008 20:02
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its the soft landing i worry about!

slipshod Posted on 30/06/2008 20:06
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Ah a baby smooth axe wound, nice.

neilg Posted on 30/06/2008 20:07
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yer dirty sod!

NedKat Posted on 30/06/2008 20:17
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It's all too much information !

I didn't want to know about your husbands shaved scrotum, and I definitely didn't want a mental image of a shaven sack pop into me mind !!!

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 20:21
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Lol i'll send you a pic if you like Ned [:D]

NedKat Posted on 30/06/2008 20:24
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

No thanks, I can imagine it all looks lovely ....

Like an arse'ole,, with dentures !!

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 20:30
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Lol


Your loss Ned [:D]

NedKat Posted on 30/06/2008 20:31
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

If he shaves his balls, how does he get them out of the little bag ?

slipshod Posted on 30/06/2008 20:32
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

His have drawstrings

NedKat Posted on 30/06/2008 20:36
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

All this shaving yer parts, is it for the oral satisfaction, or is it just for looks ?

Does yer knob get cold ?

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 20:49
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

He shaves his sack of course lol as he thinks its more hygenic than having sweaty pubes and also reckons it makes his dick look longer !

As for me, I dont have a knob I am female therefore instead of a knob I have a doughnut [:D]

slipshod Posted on 30/06/2008 20:55
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Once a month its a jam doughnut

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 20:57
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Lol your not wrong there

Talking of which I think I am ovulating at the moment as my ovaries feel like Freddie Krueger is attacking them lol

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 22:11
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

[:D] BDR you make me laugh.

Smooth under carriage - you'll do for me petal haha.


blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 22:14
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Alright love - how ya doing

Have u been out this weekend ? I was down Southfiled Road on Sat night with friends had a ball, rough as fook yesterday mind ! Even went to bed with my make up on tut tut !!

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 22:22
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Hiya trouble I'm good thanks how are you?

I had a pretty quiet weekend to be honest, stayed in with the GF on friday, got a bit tipsy and then saturday had a few but not a really messy one.

I had a fresh head for the first time in a long time yesterday!

Not seen you around for a while? x

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 22:30
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Im very well thank you !

Ive started doing Body Shop parties couple of nights a week on top of my day job so been busy busy busy !

You would love some of my products hmmmm !

PinkPonce Posted on 30/06/2008 22:35
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Good!

I like the coconut lip balm haha [:D]

Thought ann summers parties would be more your scene [;)]

blind_date_reject Posted on 30/06/2008 22:49
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I did Ann Summers ten years back and did very well at it, but was a buggar trying to get money off people as people used to get bladdered lose their inhibitions order themselves a "rabbit" or lager flavoured booby drops or banana dick lick then next day ring me to cancel it once they had sobered up which really wound me up as I lost commision.

You tend to get a better clientele with BS plus they have to pay on the night !

I recommend the Coconut Sac Protector PP lol

PinkPonce Posted on 01/07/2008 09:13
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

[:D]

I've not come across the sack protector [:D]

slipshod Posted on 01/07/2008 09:33
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I wish you 2 would get a F***ing room.

PinkPonce Posted on 01/07/2008 10:39
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I like it when people are watching Slips.

blind_date_reject Posted on 01/07/2008 14:31
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Lol Slipshod - this is just business ha ha

Sac Protector makes your scrotum all smooth like my undercarraiage after veet, gives it 24 hour moisturisation too [:D]


the_throcking_man Posted on 01/07/2008 14:41
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I am sure i saw blind date girl and pink ponce on eurotrash once. The one with the bloke with the orange leather skin,long hair, shaved mini chipolata and tiny balls.

PinkPonce Posted on 01/07/2008 15:58
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[:D]

Just what i need BDR! [;)]

Slipshod - this is just business, the pleasure comes when I get my free sample of sac protector and BDR rubs it in [:D]

blind_date_reject Posted on 01/07/2008 16:25
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

With my tongue - lalalalalalala [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 01/07/2008 18:34
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

They better do tissues as well then [:D]

slipshod Posted on 01/07/2008 19:03
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Why do i get the feeling that BDR is a man pretending to be a woman, no female can be that much of a dirt bag.

blind_date_reject Posted on 01/07/2008 20:23
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Lol Slips

I am 100% woman my love !

Just a bit of banter thats all, for some reason its deemed wrong for a woman to participate in a bit of filth !! [:D]


the_throcking_man Posted on 01/07/2008 20:26
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

I am surpised no one else has sussed out who pink ponce's GIRLFRIEND is.

blind_date_reject Posted on 01/07/2008 20:30
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Lol do you think Im PP girlfriend throcking ??

woodymfc Posted on 01/07/2008 20:31
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Boro Bliss

Heine Posted on 01/07/2008 20:38
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

still using Feet for men Ponce?

slipshod Posted on 01/07/2008 20:41
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

He uses his feet to peel bananas.

woodymfc Posted on 01/07/2008 20:42
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

with boxing gloves on in his pocket

Veet is for girls

PinkPonce Posted on 01/07/2008 23:19
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Veet is for girls.

Veet for men is for winners.

neilg Posted on 02/07/2008 09:26
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

pink ponce. are you on the map in disguise/ which one of you is the muscley one about 50? i think it was mscurly who told me.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/07/2008 09:51
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Neilg, No i am not onthemap in disguise. I'm not sure on his build, but rumour has it he is getting on a bit.

slipshod Posted on 02/07/2008 10:04
I REALLY miss my GIRLFRIEND

Onthemap aka Victor Meldrew