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scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 20:51
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

he scored so many in their league you'd think he would start, is he on the bench or something? that gus hiddink doesn't know what he's doing

borobadge Posted on 21/06/2008 20:53
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

come on you know fine well his portugeese.

[:D]..

porto Posted on 21/06/2008 20:53
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Is this a joke?

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 20:53
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

with a dutch name like alfonso i dont think so

ian_elliot Posted on 21/06/2008 20:54
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Alfonso? If you're going to try a windup you ought to try and be a bit more realistic.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 20:55
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

yup thats the one, how come he never got picked, they hate us they do, if he played for one of the big 5 who would get picked

borobest Posted on 21/06/2008 20:56
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

guys. he's brazilian!

My god.

Why do you think they made the half brazil/ boro scarfs and had the brazil flags for his home debut?


Boro fans?


borobest Posted on 21/06/2008 20:57
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

eeeeee. i thought you were all being serious.


shame on me.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 20:58
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

he's F***ing dutch you daft tit, we signed him from holland

ian_elliot Posted on 21/06/2008 20:58
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

If he was being serious you might want to question what the Russia manager has to do with selection for the Dutch team as well.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 20:59
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

are u thick or something? he has nothing to do with them

Oooo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:00
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

We signed him from a Dutch team but he is Brazilian

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:00
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

dont be stupid, how come he played in holland then?

borobest Posted on 21/06/2008 21:00
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

brazilian.


he played for hereveen. Just because you sign a player from a country doesnt mean hes from there.

Just because Ronaldo plays in the premiership doesnt mean he is english






Link: wrong

ian_elliot Posted on 21/06/2008 21:01
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

borobest - its going to take ages to get that hook out of your mouth.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:02
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

you need to check your facts sunshine, its ronaldo who is brazilian

borobest Posted on 21/06/2008 21:02
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

dear god.


as i said.


shame on me.


Mojo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:03
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Van Basten manages the Holland national team..

borobest Posted on 21/06/2008 21:03
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

:D

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:04
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

so who manages the dutch team then?

Mojo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:05
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Yes, the national team.

ian_elliot Posted on 21/06/2008 21:05
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Steve McClaren.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:05
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

apparantly there are 20 of him or something? i thought one was bad enough

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:05
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

If you shagged your Sister and got her pregnant, the child in later years would probably come up with a thread like this.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:07
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

at least i'd get access

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:07
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

at least i'd get access
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Doubt it.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:08
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

what would u know?

cliffy Posted on 21/06/2008 21:09
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Scare Glow, are you actually being serious mate? If he was Dutch, why did he need to get a work permit to play for us?

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:09
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

what would u know?
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Been through the Family Law system and you would be seen as a pervert. Idiot.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:10
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

he needed a work permit otherwise he wouldnt be allowed to work, are you thick or summink?

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:11
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

"Been through the Family Law system and you would be seen as a pervert"


and what did the family law system conclude that you are?

Mojo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:13
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

He's not a member of the EU.

Who is the thick c u n t now?

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:14
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

i think you'll find holland is in the EU you thick F***er, back to skool with you tomorrow

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:15
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

and what did the family law system conclude that you are?
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A Father that is committed and attached to his children. That is why they gave me parental responsibility. My access stopped because my children needed time to calm down because of the lies their Mother has told. This was acknowledged by the court.

Mojo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:16
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Afonso Alves is not originally from the EU.


borobest Posted on 21/06/2008 21:17
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

a joke taken too far here scare_glow.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:17
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

i'm on about alfonso alves you thick C***, who is this afonso bloke you are on about?

number9 Posted on 21/06/2008 21:18
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Ah the intellect of the challenged you just gotta smile!

Mojo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:20
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Don't be pedantic scare....you'll only lose.

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:20
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Scare_Glow - I am as thick as pig shyte and am also pished yet have still managed to embarrass you (with the help of your idiotic posts). I think you need to evaluate your intelligence before you try to be a smart arse again. Now, run along.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:22
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

maybe he's on the bench or something then

Mojo Posted on 21/06/2008 21:27
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

The award for stupid b a s t a rd of the year goes to...........


ian_elliot Posted on 21/06/2008 21:28
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

The award for stupid b a s t a rd of the year goes to........... anyone who doesnt realise scare_glow was joking.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:28
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

how come van nostrilboy scored i thought he was spanish

addison-road Posted on 21/06/2008 21:28
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

He's fooking Swedish!

parmoandstella Posted on 21/06/2008 21:28
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

I cant believe I'm reading this, is this guy for real ?? Does he actualy think he's Dutch ??? I'm in tears reading this !!!

Click the link below, it is his OFFICIAL WEBSITE CONTAINING EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM !!!!!!!!!!

Also there is 2 Ronaldos, one who plays for Inter who is Brazilian, and the other playf for Man Utd who is from Portugal...Icant believe I've even bothered posting, this is obviousley a wind up.


Link: AA

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:29
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

is he swedish? that explains it?

are the dutch from denmark then?

wokingmassive Posted on 21/06/2008 21:31
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Stop that!

We all know he comes from Woking.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:32
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

"Click the link below, it is his OFFICIAL WEBSITE CONTAINING EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM !!!!!!!!!!"


parmo, check your facts sunshine, i think you'll find that is a joke site set up to trick people

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:35
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

"one who plays for Inter who is Brazilian, and the other playf for Man Utd who is from Portugal"


does he have a dual passport then or something?

goalscrounger Posted on 21/06/2008 21:42
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

scare_glow, can I buy you a beer?!! [:D]

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:42
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

ok but i want a nice brazilian beer like heineken

parmoandstella Posted on 21/06/2008 21:44
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

There is 2 u ideot, the older one is Brazilian called Luis Ronaldo, he playes for Inter, the other is from Portugal, he plays for Man Utd and is called Christiano Ronaldo...I dont no why im bothering !!! Did u go to Toldsby mong school by any chance?

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:45
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

are they twins or something then? how can twins be different nationalities?

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:45
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

did u go to tollesby mong school by any chance
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He failed the entrance exam.

Archie_Stephens Posted on 21/06/2008 21:45
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Well done Scare_glow mate - I think you've just proven that fish are indeed F****g stupid and easy to catch [:D]

Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 21/06/2008 21:46
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Ronaldo is a schizophrenic just like our own Juninho and Andy Gray was several times over.

Any others??

devon_corporate Posted on 21/06/2008 21:46
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Another lonely ugly young man who has nothing to do on a Saturday night no girlfriend no job and very little prospects of either.
Instead he sits by his PC with his very sinister thoughts, I think this very site is encouraging his obvious depressive and unnatural behaviour Rob should alert the authorities and he should be watched.
Keep an eye on this fella.

Cogeur_le_Conq Posted on 21/06/2008 21:48
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH


I think the clue may be in "that gus hiddink doesn't know what he's doing"

Class.

Well done scare_glow

You certainly exposed some numbnuts with a great post.

ian_elliot Posted on 21/06/2008 21:48
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

"Man Utd who is from Portugal"?

That doesn't make any sense - surely Man Utd is from England.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:49
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

i think you'll find they are american

Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 21/06/2008 21:49
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

I may be ugly but I'm not young.

I'm sat in a hotel room in Lagos watching the match and the "clowns" on here. [:)]

devon_corporate Posted on 21/06/2008 21:51
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

You may well be I was talking of Scare Glows.

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 21:51
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Let's get this straight here. All Scare_Glow has managed to do is make himself look silly on this thread. It was obviously a wind up and granted, he got a couple of bites. However, this is the power of the TYPED word. There is no tone of voice so it is difficult for those that fell for it to realise that the poster is obviously an idiot looking for replies to his/her thread.

However, he went a bit OTT on the subject of me not seeing my kids and I didn't rise to his "ribbing". He penultimately made himself/herself look stupid hence the reason he has stopped now.

Those that think he has been clever are clearly in his league IMO which is about the equivalent of the waiting list for a Sunday league team.

Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 21/06/2008 21:51
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Cog, are you really scare glow or a psychotherapist?

You have to be one or the other to understand him.

scare_glow Posted on 21/06/2008 21:54
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

i've got a right one here

Esekiel1517 Posted on 21/06/2008 22:04
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

You couldnt make it up!

wokingmassive Posted on 21/06/2008 22:09
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

If he was a cloggie - then surely he would wear clogs?

Mr_Black Posted on 21/06/2008 22:11
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

anyone who didn't realise that the scare crow was having a wind up is a simpleton of the highest order. Saying that dutch manager of Russia doesn't know what he's doing because Holland didn't select a brazilian who used to play in their league is obviously a windup. Add to it the misspelling of afonso and you get 2+2=4.

i'm dead clever me.

ridsdale Posted on 21/06/2008 22:14
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

You didn't fool Mark at all, even if he is dressed in a Spiderman suit and is standing on the chimney.

devon_corporate Posted on 21/06/2008 22:15
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Is that KBB?

king_hellfire Posted on 21/06/2008 22:15
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Mr_Black.

You forgot about that famous Brazilian beer... Heineken.





marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 22:19
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

You didn't fool Mark at all, even if he is dressed in a Spiderman suit and is standing on the chimney.
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Bloody hell Rids, can you see me from where you are? Exchange "chimney" for "wardrobe" and you are very close. Our lass is getting it. [:D]

ridsdale Posted on 21/06/2008 22:22
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Get in Mark!

marktheborofan Posted on 21/06/2008 22:24
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

[:D]

Fabios_porkpie_provider Posted on 21/06/2008 22:35
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

I applaud you Scare_glow - brilliant!
It's had me in stitches this!

Dr_Frank_Reeves Posted on 21/06/2008 23:43
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Just got in and read this....class.
Nice one Scare.

Mark, hang your head mate, well and truly hooked.

woman_with_a_willie Posted on 22/06/2008 00:28
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Not sure if he's trying to join the wind up but.....

"Also there is 2 Ronaldos, one who plays for Inter who is Brazilian"

He plays for AC not Inter.......

JONNY_ONE_GAME Posted on 22/06/2008 01:27
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Pipe down saddos

AlBoro1984 Posted on 22/06/2008 01:52
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Why isn't Hargreaves in the German squad? Its a disgrace hes been overlooked just because he plays in England.

GroggySlaggySmoggy Posted on 22/06/2008 01:59
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

scare_glow

Post of the year!

Quality!

2phat2cmytoes Posted on 22/06/2008 02:18
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Cant beleive how thick the smogs are to fall for this. This has gotta go down on all the rivals boards PMSFL.
Well done scare_glow for showing how docile this lot are....
"CHORTLE " "CHORTLE" AND A MASSIVE "GUFFAW"

Vespa-Scooter Posted on 22/06/2008 11:17
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

Best laff i`ve had all week.

"A joke site set up to trick people"
Wept with laughter at this thread,nice one scare_glow,heheheeee.

HelmutSchmutz Posted on 22/06/2008 11:43
how come alves isnt playing for holland?

I can't believe some people thought he was being serious. [:D]












































Everyone knows Alves is German.