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PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:56
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PinkPonce.

1) I've got Helen Chainberlains phone number
2) I've headed the ball back 4 times from my seat at the Riverside
3) Mijn Nederlands es niets zo goed

Libbins Posted on 11/06/2008 14:57
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I'm starting to lose faith in this messageboard.

boro_exile Posted on 11/06/2008 15:00
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1) I've got Helen Mirren's phone number
2) I've knicked the ball back 4 times from my seat at the Riverside
3) Wie komme ich am besten zum Bahnhof bitte?

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 15:03
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Libbins - what would restore your faith.

A post on the burgers in the ground?

The price of the lager?

The salt content of chips in the concourse?

Another MADE UP transfer rumour?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 15:04
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Can i please have Helen Chamberlains phone number?

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 11/06/2008 15:04
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1. I made the curtains for the bar above Absolut in town.
2. I've scored a penalty against Pearsy, making him look silly in the process.
3. I worked in the wardrobe dept. for the film 'Goal!'
4. I won a badge-designing competiton when i was 8 and was heralded as the "best badge designer in Middlesbrough", within my age group of course.
5. I prefer laminate floors to carpeted ones.

Kayl Posted on 11/06/2008 15:04
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1) I can fold my tongue over and touch my nose with it.
2) A long distance relative of mine invented that sharp bit that rips sellotape.
3) I have been chucked out of the Riverside Stadium.

Fabios_porkpie_provider Posted on 11/06/2008 15:09
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i haven't had a haircut for a year
i live in an apartment in a former ACTUAL lunatic asylum
my penis is about 6inches long, which i understand is average

Holgateoldskool Posted on 11/06/2008 15:10
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1 Blagged my way into Craven Cottage when I hadn't got a ticket
2 Played in same football team in York wirh Steve Mac.
3 Gave Fordy a hard time on Jeff Winter phone in - shortly after he was no more!!!!!!!

saudi_ian Posted on 11/06/2008 15:10
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1) I got to walk out onto the pitch at Wembley at half time in the Coca Cola Cup Final vs Leicester

2) I used to have Robbie Mustoes phone number

3) When the shower leaked on my first home the builders said it must be because I was too fat for it (it was actually due to the fact that they hadn't levelled the tray

Gadgie Posted on 11/06/2008 15:10
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1) I've got my own phone number
2) I've scratched my balls too many times at the Riverside.
3) Watashi no nihongo wa sonna ni jouzu dewa nai.

Nero Posted on 11/06/2008 15:11
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1 - I once bought Chris Waddle a pint.
2 - I have tattoos on both upper arms.
3 - I am a fan of red wine.

Caatje Posted on 11/06/2008 15:12
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hahaha PinkPonce mijn nederlands is prima!

PoetLaureate Posted on 11/06/2008 15:13
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1. I have a bulldog (who sleeps about 20 hours a day)
2. I only take Calpol medicine
3. I Love jam sarnies

[:)]

flar Posted on 11/06/2008 15:13
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1. Ive played in the FA Cup

2. I snogged a woman from the Bill

3. Im about to go for a big poo

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 15:14
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Kayl, you'd make a good lesbian with a tongue that could do that.

AlenAlunAlan Posted on 11/06/2008 15:16
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Caatje - lange tijd! Hoe is 't? [jij kent me wel - maar ik heb een nieuwe naam]

flar Posted on 11/06/2008 15:17
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Wilt du urn kopje the?

Kayl Posted on 11/06/2008 15:17
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Critical Bill, I know, what a waste! Maybe I could try the Prince trick and see if it can work for women too!

Caatje Posted on 11/06/2008 15:19
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ok wie ben je dan? AlenAlunAlan

flar thee is ok maar ik heb liever koffie..
Or maybe on this time a day i like a rose

AlenAlunAlan Posted on 11/06/2008 15:20
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ChrisChrisChris

Rocky10 Posted on 11/06/2008 15:20
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1. Come first in my year in a Swedish exam;
2. Pearsy, saved a certain own goal from me last year;
3. My middle name is Bearman; and
4. I like to look at women - lots. Was gunna say girls earlier but that sounds just pervy!

Libbins Posted on 11/06/2008 15:20
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1. Rang in the Legends drunk and got cut straight off for saying "Well in lads get the f*ck in!" after victory against West Brom on penalties.
2. My auntie drew the 'Milka' cow logo on the chocolate package. (Although technically, thats not about myself)

Caatje Posted on 11/06/2008 15:23
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Chris... echt waar????? how are you doing?? Missing amsterdam a bit???

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 15:24
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1. I'm prohibited from entering China.
2. Jimmy Cauty from The KLF is my uncle.
3. JML sell one of my inventions.

SuperBokSupper Posted on 11/06/2008 15:25
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1, I have a personalized reg AND a ford Ka (the shame of it!)

2, I nearly had to have my leg chopped off after getting hit with a cricket ball

3, I like gammon and I like Pineapple, but I dont like gammon AND pineapple

LemmyKilmister Posted on 11/06/2008 15:29
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1) I am a distant cousin of Mark Proctor
2) I am on good terms with the First Sea Lord and Chief of The Naval Staff, Admiral Sir Jonathon Band KCB, ADC.
3) I've been banned from driving twice.

London_Boro Posted on 11/06/2008 15:33
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1) I once drank 6 litres of tap water to see how much I could drink before needing a wee and was very ill.

2) I played drums at a wedding last year and saw the bride naked from the car park as I was packing my gear away at the end of the evening.

3) I spent an hour doing tequila shots with Milan Baros at a bar in Liverpool a few years ago and he tried to fix me up with his sister.

3) I spent the whole day tripping my tits off at a visit to Alton Towers when I was 15, it was very strange.


Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 15:35
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Kayl, women already have one less rib don't they?

Libbins Posted on 11/06/2008 15:37
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You can't get that out of your head can you Bill

lakeoffire Posted on 11/06/2008 15:37
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1. I still think i can make it as a pro footballer even tho i'm 25.
2. I've played at the cavern club
3. i've kissed over 5 girls

AlenAlunAlan Posted on 11/06/2008 15:41
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Caatje - yes, it's me. And yes, I am missing Amsterdam a little. Still haven't been back since I left! Hoping to come out soon, but trying to sell house and move in England, so will depend on that really. Hope you are good? Any plans to come to a Boro game here next season?

Kayl Posted on 11/06/2008 15:41
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Isn't that you guys who have one less rib? Yes, I think Eve was made from Adam's rib. And what did the bitch do to show her gratitude? Ate a forbidden apple and changed everything, that's what.......ungrateful cow.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 15:41
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Libbins, i'm finding it hard to be honest.

slipshod Posted on 11/06/2008 15:42
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1. I can drink a pint of lager in 2.7 seconds
2. Once got a section 5 public order at the match for talking to my mate
3. I have an average size penis [:D]

loislane5 Posted on 11/06/2008 15:42
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1)Roy Evans persuaded my dad to buy me some shoes I wanted as a kid on a visit to Liverpool.
2)I'm allergic to Strawberrys.
3)I eat things (crackers, crisps etc) in 5s-no idea why!

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 15:43
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1. I havent brought the bin in since the binmen emptied it last week.

2. I might not bring it in until they empty it again next week.

3. I might just leave it on the footpath until the neighbours complain.

littlejimmy Posted on 11/06/2008 15:47
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1) My uncle went to school with Trevor Steven.
2) I once auditioned for Stars In Their Eyes.
3) I have never seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
4) I lived in Berlin before the wall came down.
5) I smell of caramelised parsnips.

Caatje Posted on 11/06/2008 15:55
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Where you moving to then??
I hope I can visit Boro this season but I want to go to a home game. But maybe I go back to spain been there already twice this year. I hope I can live there in about 2 years...

BigCasino Posted on 11/06/2008 16:01
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I shattered my ankle at Mallory Park hairpin
I borrowed a pen off Sonny Barger to fill in an immigration form before landing at Minneappolis
I'm still bangin my (considerably richer) ex wife

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 16:02
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Hoi Caajte,

Mijn Engils es goed.

Hoe was jee weekend?

Prettige Kerstdagen en een voorspoedig Nieuw Jaar poepie!!

Doei Doei Schatje x

Maidenhead-RED Posted on 11/06/2008 16:02
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1. I don't live in maidenhead
2. I once played a game of football, with Chris Coleman, Terry Cooke, mark crossley, Danny S***u and that small T*** paul dickov all in my team.
3. My G/F has big tits
4. I got made redundant yesterday

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 16:03
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"I'm still bangin my (considerably richer) ex wife"

Hahaha [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 16:15
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Maidenhead-red, don't worry about 4, when you have 3 to fall back on.

Maidenhead-RED Posted on 11/06/2008 16:16
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Its OK ponce, already have something to fall back on, as well as 3

mfcsam Posted on 11/06/2008 16:43
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i play cricket for the Spanish national cricket team & my Grandma wrote Jonny Briggs

Kayl Posted on 11/06/2008 16:45
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mfcsam, where do you live?

mfcsam Posted on 11/06/2008 16:47
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im living in York at the moment but i spent 5 years in Spain and before that i lived near Whitby.

Kayl Posted on 11/06/2008 16:51
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Ah, where were you living?

mfcsam Posted on 11/06/2008 16:52
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Mijas costa on the Costa del sol.

do you know the area?

LemmyKilmister Posted on 11/06/2008 16:56
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I do...I live in Gib.

mfcsam Posted on 11/06/2008 16:58
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my dad used to work in Gib and i go there alot to play cricket at the victoria stadium because theres no more cricket league on the costa.

grantus Posted on 11/06/2008 16:58
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1) I eat my food left handed
2) My right ear rings
3) I've had enough of this country and am going as soon as I can

Kayl Posted on 11/06/2008 17:02
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I know where it is but haven't been. I live in Madrid but they are always advertising for people to play in the Spanish National Cricket league in the ex-pat magazines, so just wondered if you were out here too.

NedKat Posted on 11/06/2008 17:03
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1. I lived in Singapore for 2 years.
2. I once got knocked out by a flying chunky pint glass in a club in Edinburgh, and woke up in a hospital with the bloke who threw the glass, in the next bed.
3. I detest iced tea and sweet potatoes.
4. I have danced naked on the stage at the Inn Cognito.

Rocky10 Posted on 11/06/2008 17:06
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Grantus - so do I it feels just wrong to do it the "proper" way.

Leg_End Posted on 11/06/2008 17:06
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1) Took mushrooms on a flight to Germany.

2) Nicky Mohan stood on my foot in a game of 5 a side.

3) Once found 50 euros hanging out a cash machine

4) Was threatened by some black bloke with a normal knife (regular knife and fork knife) for stealing his 50p from a telephone box.

10hickton Posted on 11/06/2008 18:40
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I saw the Beatles in 1963 in Stockton

Lethal_Alvizzle Posted on 11/06/2008 18:53
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1. I starred in the film Sun Child alongside Twiggy and James Fox in 1988 (I was a shepherd in the nativity scene).

2. I'm the first ever BDC (Billingham Darts Champion).

3. I'm literally only 2 3rd's the person I was 5 years ago.

4. I keep seeing Derek White driving a Range Rover (it's happened twice in 3 weeks, I think he's following me).

bororat Posted on 11/06/2008 19:07
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1. I did a heinz baked beanz advert when I was 5
2. I got spat on by guy the gorrilla at london zoo
3. I have very wide feet

PE22_9NP Posted on 11/06/2008 19:26
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I have a mole on my ball-sack.

bblf Posted on 11/06/2008 19:32
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PE22_9NP Posted on 11/06/2008 19:26
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have a mole on my ball-sack






Did it bite you and you can't get it off.

pollock Posted on 11/06/2008 19:36
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'1) Took mushrooms on a flight to Germany.'

Sounds like a bad move.

NedKat Posted on 11/06/2008 19:58
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I think he meant ...

He flew mushrooms to a German took.

richysmrs Posted on 11/06/2008 20:03
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1, a boro player was born in my house
2, i always tell people fatter than me that i'm on a diet.
3, my favourite programme is 'murder she wrote'

allied_assault Posted on 11/06/2008 20:07
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I'm sitting in a hotel in Dublin - free wireless mind.
Typing this pointless fact.
Watching Turkey v Switzerland.

Iv'e slept with someone famous.

Esekiel1517 Posted on 11/06/2008 20:13
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1.I fell asleep whilst shagging

2.I detest cucumber and gherkins

3.I love girls who flick the bean.

Warwick_Hunt Posted on 11/06/2008 20:23
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1. My sister goes out with a footballer
2. I know Elisha Cuthbert and have stayed at her home in LA
3. My favourite beer is Hambleton Ales Nightmare.

thehuth Posted on 11/06/2008 20:26
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1) I have lived in America
2) I have played football at a good level
3) I have swam close with sharks

Tom_Fun Posted on 11/06/2008 20:42
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1. I have been barred from two pubs without ever raising my fists
2. My favourite colour sweet from any brand is green
3. I once fractured a rib just by coughing

Myers Posted on 11/06/2008 21:04
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1. iv fed crocodiles steve irwin style
2. i was once deaf for over a day and my left ear bled
3. anytime iv seen a fight in the past few years iv shouted MORTAL KOMBAT

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 21:20
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Tom fun i once did my ribs inmy sneezing

borokaza Posted on 11/06/2008 21:48
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1. I was christened on HMS Triumph

2. I lived in Singapore for 2 years

3. I once had a drink with Bill Fellows, (the voice of Frank's Factory Flooring)

stevie_t Posted on 11/06/2008 21:56
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1. I have never been christened.
2. I share the same birthday as my sister but she is 3 years older than me.
3. I have a fear of frogs.

newholgate Posted on 11/06/2008 22:08
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1. I am allergic to bananas.
2. I am right handed but can only throw things with my left hand.
3. When my hair is short, I prefer it long and when my hair is long, I prefer it short.

BigCasino Posted on 11/06/2008 22:19
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Borokaza and Ned. That's 3 of us have lived in Singapore for two years.

I was 77-78 how about youse ?

borokaza Posted on 11/06/2008 22:53
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70 - 72 for me. My dad was stationed there when he was in the Navy. Unfortunately don't remember any of it.

stewboss Posted on 11/06/2008 23:03
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My pb for the Rubik cube is 57 seconds!

chorleygeorge Posted on 11/06/2008 23:36
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1. I have entered two beauty contests dressed as a woman.
2. I won both contests.
3. I had a moustache on both occasions.

rick4974 Posted on 12/06/2008 00:18
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i have paul gascoinges phone number

i shared a drinking session with corey taylor, mick thompson, jim root and sid wilson of slipknot after a gig in glasgow

i have corey's and jim's email addresses and msn addy's

i once touched the breasts of the gladiators jet. my mate graeme dowson's cousin[:)]

i'm distantly related to this guy


Link: tom

FocherWilf Posted on 12/06/2008 03:50
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I've never owned a motor bike.
I can't speak french.
I'm not turned on by Lesbians.

zaphod Posted on 12/06/2008 04:42
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My beard is 36 years old
I'm allergic to cucumber
Yesterday I got so confused in a bilingual meeting that I used the wrong language to a guy so he couldn't understand what I'd said. (Everyone thought it was hilarious).

skymasterson Posted on 12/06/2008 05:16
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1. For some reason this "2. My auntie drew the 'Milka' cow logo on the chocolate package. (Although technically, thats not about myself)" really impresses me!!!

2. I have lived in Guisborough, Middlesbrough, Barrow-in-Furness, Leeds, London, Gibraltar, Birmingham and Antigua in my life.

3. I really like shellfish

marktheborofan Posted on 12/06/2008 07:01
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1 - I once called my wife by my exes name during sex.

2 - I have been to almost every town in England and Scotland.

3 - I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies.

4 - My wife is 21 years older than me.

5 - I am a member of the Real Fathers For Justice and so is my wife.

6 - I recently had a car crash on the M6.

7 - I am not a goal keeper.

8 - My uncle is or used to be the manager of Thornaby FC.

parmoandstella Posted on 12/06/2008 10:18
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i was sat 2 spaces from frank skinner at the fa cup final in 97

i am not ginger, i am strwaberry blonde :-)

i have just bought a realy fast car

when i was a little nipper, i flushed out baby kitten down the bog, only my mam grabbing it by the ear stopped it from going right down and never ever being seen again.

i once tipped my potty over the dog..apparently but i cant remember i was too young!

i have had a wank on an oil rig.


parmoandstella Posted on 12/06/2008 10:20
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if a door sign says pull, i'll push, however if it says push, i'll pull it !

barneyblair Posted on 12/06/2008 10:51
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Damn warwick elisha cuthbert is HOT

carlton_banker Posted on 12/06/2008 10:55
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I have had sex with a 'famous' Middlesbrough DJ's sister.

I was once imprisoned for a crime i didnt commit...really.

I have had genital warts.

lakeoffire Posted on 12/06/2008 11:00
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i missed a penalty at the riverside


ps i scored 3 tho

Wheaters_Stunt_Double Posted on 12/06/2008 11:10
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1) I have abseiled off the Transporter Bridge twice (despite being scared of heights)

2) Earlier this year I was asked to star in a low budget German sci-fi film

3) I speak no German

4) I am a Star Wars geek

littlejimmy Posted on 12/06/2008 11:11
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Parmoandstella - isn't W****** compulsory on oil rigs? [;)]

DybuksChampion Posted on 12/06/2008 11:14
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I was sat 2 meters away when the worlds first text message was sent

Cecil_J_Mctumshie Posted on 12/06/2008 11:53
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1) been on the guestlist for Proclaimers concert and had a beer with them backstage
2)got a tin of spaghetti hoops for taking penalties at anglo-italian cup game
3)Stewart Ripley tried to thump me in Inn of the Park cos I told him I'd shagged his ex-girlfriend
4)took a hattrick at cricket whilst keeping wicket-2 catches and a stumping

nippy85 Posted on 12/06/2008 12:02
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1) Ive played tennis with Frank Quedrue, Brad Jones, Nemeth and Luke Wilkshire

2) I was meant to be on Big Brothers Little Brother in 2005 as a look-a-like for Anthony Hutton but it was the weekend of the London bombings and was advised by BB not to travel.

3) Ive served Steve Cram a round of drinks in The Fairfield

4) Brian Dowling told me I have beautiful lips

5) Im colour blind

6) Apparently im 'metrosexual'

Libbins Posted on 12/06/2008 12:05
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Warwick; how the f*cking hell do you know Elisha Cuthbert?

nippy85 Posted on 12/06/2008 12:07
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WOW! Im soooo jealous! As if you know Kim Bauer! :P
She is very very nicceeeee!!!

mozz Posted on 12/06/2008 12:12
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1. I play guitar but never learned how to play house of the rising sun

2. I am partially colour blind - i have trouble with reds, greens and browns

3. I won a competition at ayresome park at half time by naming the 4considered names for the riverside

4. I dont like kronanberg lager

5. IMO the most refreshing drink in the world is double southern comfort, lime and ginger ale

6. I saw Oasis on my 19th birthday in finsbury park

parmoandstella Posted on 12/06/2008 13:05
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emanual pogatetz lost his virginity before his dad did.

Warwick_Hunt Posted on 12/06/2008 20:51
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Long story.......

My uncle moved to the US in 1978, and met and married an American lady. They lived in Buffalo, which is in NY State, had 4 kids, with Susan the eldest born in 1980, but unfortunately split up in 1988. He moved back over here.

I lost contact with them for a number of years, but about 3 years ago managed to find them (helped a bit by buffaloboro by the way). My aunt had married a Canadian and moved to Montreal with new hubby and the kids.

After speaking to them by phone, and emails etc, we found out that Susan was living in LA working as an accountant with her friend, and as we were on holiday in California last year my wife, son and I decided to meet up with her. She invited us to stay for 3 nights, as the 'friend' she lived with wouldn't mind.

We met at LA Airport following our flight, and she drove us to her house, which I was rather surprised to find was rather big. During the tour of the house I was even more surprised to find numerous pictures of Elisha, so when I asked the admittedly rather daft question "Why have you got pictures of Kim Bauer all over the house?" the answer was obvious.

We were having a drink outside by the pool a couple of hours later when she showed up, and despite my having to hide the tentpole in my shorts when saying hello, we got on really well with her (no I didn't see her in a bikini before you ask).

Anyway, to cut a long story short, we had a great time with Susan in LA, and Elisha welcomed us into her house with open arms, played games with our son, and we got on really well with her. We got a Xmas card from her, and have spoken a couple of times since when ringing for Susan on her birthday etc.

Turns out my cousin was best friends with her from the age of 12 when she moved to Montreal, and spent every summer holiday with her from the age of 14, including when she moved to LA.

So there you have it. Long story and rather boring.

PS She is very beautiful, but very small and smokes like a chimney!

billyashcroft Posted on 12/06/2008 21:46
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1. I live next door to a person
2. I wrote a column for a woman's magazine for 2 years
3. My ambition is to build the 7th biggest beefburger.

guisBOROugh Posted on 12/06/2008 22:00
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1) I'm related to Hilary Clinton
2) My nickname is Jesus
3) Had my end away in a police meat wagon

PinkPonce Posted on 12/06/2008 22:14
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1) my favourite city abroad is Eindhoven
2) my favourite city in england is Manchester
3) my favourite flavour of ben and jerrys is Cherry Garcia

PinkPonce Posted on 12/06/2008 22:14
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1) my favourite city abroad is Eindhoven
2) my favourite city in england is Manchester
3) my favourite flavour of ben and jerrys is Cherry Garcia

martypin80 Posted on 12/06/2008 22:19
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me and steven gerrard were born on the same day

Dibzzz Posted on 12/06/2008 22:35
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I have another blokes heart beating in my body.

Tom_Fun Posted on 12/06/2008 22:38
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"I have another blokes heart beating in my body"

Wow. I think that's the best one yet. I hope you don't mind me asking dibzzz, but what was wrong with your heart?

Dibzzz Posted on 12/06/2008 22:41
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Heart transplant 6 years ago mate.

My old one had several things wrong with it from birth, it eventually more or less packed up with heart faliure.

outoftowned Posted on 12/06/2008 23:20
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1)I once scored 10 goals in a season ; all with my head
2)my left foot is substantially bigger than my right
3)I was once sucked off at work by a female collegue

smoggystu86 Posted on 12/06/2008 23:22
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1. I lost my virginity to a women double my age
2. I played the inn keeper at my school play

PinkPonce Posted on 12/06/2008 23:34
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I kept my socks on when i lost my virginity
The oldest woman I slept with was 21 years older than me at the time
Jimmy Nail, aint no doubt was the first record I bought.

smoggystu86 Posted on 12/06/2008 23:36
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Was she a good shag? I tend to think the older the better within reason obv

Transporter Posted on 12/06/2008 23:42
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1. For a reason which defies logic, I enrolled in, and went to a French university even though I only had a French 'O'level
2. I am left handed but right footed.
3. In the first year of the lottery, my wife bought a ticket and all the numbers came up, but the silly c*w lost it
4. (Number 3, though true, is technically about her rather than me)

darlonorth Posted on 12/06/2008 23:50
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1. I am going a bit thin on top
2. When someone is boring me I find myself counting the syllables in their sentences
3. I went to the premier of The Simpsons Movie
4. Its time for me to climb the wooden hill

Brick_Tamland Posted on 12/06/2008 23:51
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1. I look like the actor Steve McQueen
2. I once received a marriage proposal from somebody in the Customer Comments book in a supermarket where I used to work.
3. I was Checkout Employee of the Year for Somerfield Stores plc in 1999*
4. I have reached 2nd Dan in Shotokan Karate

* With hindsight, the ballot may well have been weighted in my favour if my slightly crazy admirer voted for me more than once in the poll.



billyashcroft Posted on 13/06/2008 00:07
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transporter how much would you have won?

have you got over it?

DomGH Posted on 13/06/2008 00:31
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1) i was once ran over and broke my leg in 4 places.
2) last time i was in new york, i was looking at a white merc on 5th avenue. out stepped sean and yoko.
3) a girl once added me on msn and started talking dirty to me, before realising this wasn't the accountant 'dom payne' from down south she was engaged to.
4) i can play an instrument called a cumbus.

SuperSpurs Posted on 13/06/2008 03:27
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My Dad commited suicide when I was 14
I had sex with a 21 year old when I was 15
I have 2 freckles on my C****
I have 27 tattoos
I've been a SPURS fan for 30 years
I have a strange and unexplainable soft spot for the Boro
I can't think of owt else

elnino1 Posted on 13/06/2008 08:31
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1. I've got size 16 feet.
2. I've written off a Ferrari 360 spider.
3. My dogs have their own bedrooms.