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PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 13:13
Who's jealous of my new car

Critical Bill
Marlon D

Add as you wish.

Critical_Bill Posted on 09/06/2008 13:14
Who's jealous of my new car

Yes, i really wish I had a bird's car.

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 13:14
Who's jealous of my new car

Sigh.............My last 3 cars have been better [:)]

darlonorth Posted on 09/06/2008 13:15
Who's jealous of my new car

Who's jealous of my new car

How can someone/anyone be jealous of an object?

Has your new car got a big penis ?

onthemap Posted on 09/06/2008 13:15
Who's jealous of my new car

I don't know, should I be? I drive an XK8 What do you drive?

MarlonD Posted on 09/06/2008 13:15
Who's jealous of my new car

'Living in a material world'

See my thread about being able to differentiate between here and out there.


SundayMonday-HabibBeye Posted on 09/06/2008 13:16
Who's jealous of my new car

An attention seeking post by the ponce. Never.

speckyget Posted on 09/06/2008 13:17
Who's jealous of my new car

'Has your new car got a big penis ? '

Check the driver's seat.

bororeddaz Posted on 09/06/2008 13:17
Who's jealous of my new car

I feel sorry for you ponce

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 13:17
Who's jealous of my new car

What car have you got, ponce?

zoec Posted on 09/06/2008 13:17
Who's jealous of my new car

I'm sorry, Ponce, but I don't like it. Not jealousy, I just don't like it.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 13:18
Who's jealous of my new car

I like the XK8's - Very nice indeed.

I drive a Z4 coupe.

Bill, what do you drive? In all the discussions on here you never tell us, but you still slagged my golf off.

Do you get the 24 or the 14 to town?

Marlon, this isn't the real world - Don't get me confused with Bill. If this was the real world i'd have shagged all the birds who post on here.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 13:19
Who's jealous of my new car

Zoec - No problem at all petal.

Reddaz - don't bother kidda - start with yourself first...

"'Has your new car got a big penis ? '

Check the driver's seat."

Well, i'm not usually one to beast Specky (Blush face)

super_nanny Posted on 09/06/2008 13:19
Who's jealous of my new car

have seen your photo no you bloody wouldnt have!

RimJob Posted on 09/06/2008 13:20
Who's jealous of my new car

I'd like to have a Z4 especially the hard top coupe, style and pinache! I'll stick to my Porker 928for now

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 09/06/2008 13:20
Who's jealous of my new car

"Well, i'm not usually one to beast Specky"

Who usually beasts him then

Jimmy_McNullty Posted on 09/06/2008 13:21
Who's jealous of my new car

"Well, i'm not usually one to beast Specky"

The PinkNonce more like...

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 13:21
Who's jealous of my new car

Ponce, anyone can get a car on credit, just some of us choose not to waste our money on things that aren't that important.

zoec Posted on 09/06/2008 13:22
Who's jealous of my new car

[:D] Ratty.

In fact, [:D] [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 13:25
Who's jealous of my new car

rubber_soles.

Why are you, and others, presuming that I obtained a car on credit. Tut tut tut...

You don't know my financial situation do you?

Rimjob - Thats exactly the car i've just bought.

speckyget Posted on 09/06/2008 13:25
Who's jealous of my new car

I have my beastings delivered by a lissom young air hostess dressed as an old dinner lady. I'm fastidious about these things.

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 13:26
Who's jealous of my new car

I love the way you would even presume people are jealous........since when is a Z4 something to be jealous of?

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 13:27
Who's jealous of my new car

I'm guessing you haven't reached Nicky Clarke's level in your career yet so you must have got it on the tick.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 13:28
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Pauluka - on a thread about a week and a half ago a few posters commented on how jealous people appeared to be...

Don't ask me - ask them lot. I would never get jealous of anyone else...as long as number one is doing ok.

mickbrown Posted on 09/06/2008 13:28
Who's jealous of my new car

I'd say it was a pretty safe assumption you have some form of credit for the car.


downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 13:29
Who's jealous of my new car

Is it parked up in marton? might go have a look later.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 09/06/2008 13:29
Who's jealous of my new car

Z4's are crap like. Why didn't you get a decent cart with the money.

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 13:30
Who's jealous of my new car

Well you're right it is nothing to be jealous of

zoec Posted on 09/06/2008 13:31
Who's jealous of my new car

A decent horse and cart, or just the cart?

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 13:32
Who's jealous of my new car

It's normally blokes who aren't that good looking who splash out silly money on flash cars because thats the only way they can get a woman.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 09/06/2008 13:34
Who's jealous of my new car

For that money zoe it'll just be the cart, he'll have to save up for the horse.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 13:34
Who's jealous of my new car

soles - normally, maybe. i already have a good lady thank you.

Adi_Dem Posted on 09/06/2008 13:36
Who's jealous of my new car

darlonorth - the simple point you were trying to make has, sadly, been missed. Appalling use if the English language Ponce.

As for the question you were trying to ask, no I am not jealous that you have a Z4 Coupe. It really isn't something to be THAT proud of.

rivals_oldschool Posted on 09/06/2008 13:38
Who's jealous of my new car

Depends, how much did you pay?

London_Boro Posted on 09/06/2008 13:56
Who's jealous of my new car

"'Has your new car got a big penis ? '

Check the driver's seat."


Sounds like there is a massive one sat there whilst said vehicle is in motion!

hewielewie Posted on 09/06/2008 14:06
Who's jealous of my new car

Not me

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 14:19
Who's jealous of my new car

Rivals: A lot.

downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 14:21
Who's jealous of my new car

have you been dogging in it yet

hewielewie Posted on 09/06/2008 14:22
Who's jealous of my new car

If you saw the car I drive you would see I am not into materialistic possessions. I rely on my good looks and charm to get me along in this world

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 14:23
Who's jealous of my new car

haha downingman - no not yet.

hewielewie, you must be F***ed then kidda.

hewielewie Posted on 09/06/2008 14:28
Who's jealous of my new car

I probably am mate, but not laid on my front biting a pillow like you

Tom_Fun Posted on 09/06/2008 14:37
Who's jealous of my new car

Firstly, why on earth would anyone be jealous of a car?

Secondly, unless you're about 60-odd, the use of the word 'kidda' is frankly embarrassing.

downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 14:37
Who's jealous of my new car

25,000 credit on a car isn't that much really. I mean a new mondeo can cost the same. Do people get as excited when they spend that on a mondeo or nissan Murano

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 14:41
Who's jealous of my new car

"25,000 credit"

You are SO wrong mate.

rivals_oldschool Posted on 09/06/2008 14:41
Who's jealous of my new car

Unless the price is revealed I won't be impressed.

Of which, after a quick google search, I could buy one outright tomorrow anyway. No, not impressed.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 14:42
Who's jealous of my new car

rivals:

32k new upto 42k for the "Z4 M" new, which is o.3 seconds quicker to 62 with the same top speed, different alloys, different seats.

MarlonD Posted on 09/06/2008 14:42
Who's jealous of my new car

rivals that is as bad as Ponce.

'I could buy one outright tomorrow'

Are you waiting for an accy to come up tonight on the football ?

Bernie_was_right Posted on 09/06/2008 14:54
Who's jealous of my new car

"It's normally blokes who aren't that good looking who splash out silly money on flash cars because thats the only way they can get a woman."

Having seen his picture (Braille face) i`d say that`s "Spot" on !

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 14:59
Who's jealous of my new car

Can it beat 0-60 in 3.9 seconds?

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 15:02
Who's jealous of my new car

Has he posted a picture up of himself on here?

Anyone still got it?

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 15:03
Who's jealous of my new car

Bernie_was_right = kevin bacon butties....

Bernie_was_right Posted on 09/06/2008 15:15
Who's jealous of my new car

Wrong again Poncey.

Been using this name on here since long before you appeared.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 15:16
Who's jealous of my new car

So F***

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 15:22
Who's jealous of my new car

"So F***"

That was a crocodile bite

downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 15:26
Who's jealous of my new car

You know what, all this bragging about a z4 and it is on the cards that come the winter it ends up wrapped round a tree.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 15:28
Who's jealous of my new car

Paul, no it wasn't. Justr making reference to the fact that I don't care who has posted on here for how long.

Downin - There's this new thing out, called insurance?

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 15:31
Who's jealous of my new car

Trees dont have insurance.

downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 15:32
Who's jealous of my new car

Ofcourse you care otherwise you wouldnt reply to everything

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 15:33
Who's jealous of my new car

you can insure anything you want RS

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 15:35
Who's jealous of my new car

downin - FFS.... I don't care who has been posting on here for X amount of years...

Fletch Posted on 09/06/2008 15:38
Who's jealous of my new car

Me, I am very jealous, have you seen the scrapper I have to drive around, I'm ashamed of it, plus the monthly repayments are enough to send you around the bend!

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 15:38
Who's jealous of my new car

PinkPonce, there are things you can't insure

rick4974 Posted on 09/06/2008 15:41
Who's jealous of my new car

Come on then, lets have a look at it. I'm on my hols and have checked here everyday but not seen this. Somebody post a link. Its been a extremely hot day, i could do with a laugh to kill off the pain of extreme sun burn.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:08
Who's jealous of my new car

Rick - I haven't posted a picture of me in it yet as you requested but I have a phone full of pics...

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 16:09
Who's jealous of my new car

You wont be posting a picture of you in it because you're probably lying.

downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 16:10
Who's jealous of my new car

Can you get someone to show you how to upload them onto the internet, but leave out the ones of you in your speedos sat on the bonnet.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:10
Who's jealous of my new car

[:D] Why would I Lie about this!

Marlon has seen me in it apparantly.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:11
Who's jealous of my new car

I know how to upload the pictures to the internet.

Rick wanted me to take a photo of me sat in the car - I have got photos of the car on my phone, which I could upload when I get them onto my PC...

Not that I need to prove myself. I find it hilarious that some think I'm lying.

downinman Posted on 09/06/2008 16:13
Who's jealous of my new car

Leave out the money shots with your kegs around you ankles [;)]

Were they all impressed at work with it?

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:15
Who's jealous of my new car

I want to keep the money shots in [:D]

Yeah, work mates loved it. Althought they thought i'd have killed myself over the weekend in it [:D]

MarlonD Posted on 09/06/2008 16:16
Who's jealous of my new car

I haven't seen you in it you doyle.

I was merely casting out and caught a whopper.


rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 16:16
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"Why would I Lie about this!"

Because your hobby is to get as many ton threads as you can. You live in a fantasy world. Serial killer waiting to happen.

Post a pic of you in it then we might believe you.



PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:16
Who's jealous of my new car

"Marlon has seen me in it apparantly."

Note the use of the word "apparantly"

YOur reference to spoilers meant I knew you were full of S*** as per usual.

johnrambo Posted on 09/06/2008 16:17
Who's jealous of my new car

This guy is good at what he does. He gets bites all day and i for one will bite. You make me sick, people like you give the male population a bad name.

MarlonD Posted on 09/06/2008 16:18
Who's jealous of my new car

He spends all day biting.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:21
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rubber soles - I have bought this car. I get ton threads because people don't like me. I never lie though. If you want a picture of me in the car i will put one up at the weekend.

3 people who post on here have been taken for a spin in it. They may come on and verify, although I don't know.

Johnrambo, thanks a lot mate...

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:25
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hahahha i've just noticed this "Serial killer waiting to happen."

hahaha

have a F***ing word with yourself mate. [:D]

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 16:28
Who's jealous of my new car

Get one posted tomorrow. Why do you need four days to get one?

Simple, have it posted on here by tomorrow or no-one will believe you. How hard can it be to get a photo of yourself in your own car?

My verdict: Full of shyte.

RedSectorA Posted on 09/06/2008 16:29
Who's jealous of my new car

* yawn *

cliffy Posted on 09/06/2008 16:30
Who's jealous of my new car

What has your car done to make me jealous, PP? [:P]

ts8boro Posted on 09/06/2008 16:35
Who's jealous of my new car

fook me its only a BMW not a fookin supercar ...lol

rubber_soles Posted on 09/06/2008 16:38
Who's jealous of my new car

Is this you, ponce?


Link: link

woodymfc Posted on 09/06/2008 16:38
Who's jealous of my new car

Nice wheels PP
Ah i read you bought this from your own funds and lost a fortune as soon as you pulled off the forecourt, sorry not jealous at all

ridsdale Posted on 09/06/2008 16:41
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Can I come for a spin in the new car mate?

elnino1 Posted on 09/06/2008 17:08
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HAHA, like a Z4 is something to be jealous of!

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 17:09
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elninho, EXACTLY!!

Birds car of the highest order

ridsdale Posted on 09/06/2008 17:09
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A Z4 is not exactly common as muck though is it?


Not my cup of tea, but a great car for a young man.

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 17:10
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ridsdale, you mean young woman?

ridsdale Posted on 09/06/2008 17:12
Who's jealous of my new car

Indeed, young man or young woman.



Though I can see something that nice causing jealousy from those who can't afford one.

Pauluka Posted on 09/06/2008 17:14
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Why would someone be jealous of someone has a certain type of car?

No sense, if you are going to be jealous then at least be jealous of something that you could never afford in your wildest dreams

ridsdale Posted on 09/06/2008 17:16
Who's jealous of my new car

I had a brand new car scratched once. It was only a bleeding Astra!

BigAlves Posted on 09/06/2008 17:22
Who's jealous of my new car

come back when its an alpina

Teabagtits Posted on 09/06/2008 20:46
Who's jealous of my new car

for that money would of bought a Porsche Cayman

AfonsoAlvesAnonymous Posted on 09/06/2008 20:52
Who's jealous of my new car

I am jealous of your car PP. But as a skint student who cannot afford any car I'd be jealous even if it was a clapped out Robin Reliant

The_Dude Posted on 09/06/2008 21:37
Who's jealous of my new car

if i won 100 gillion and bought the most expensive car in the world, my penis would still be to large for me to post it on a footballing message post

mr_maz Posted on 09/06/2008 21:40
Who's jealous of my new car

i'd still put money on me out driving you in my 407 hire car [;)]

whats behind the wheel is as important as whats under the bonnet[:p]

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 21:51
Who's jealous of my new car

rubber soles, you're a joke kid... as if i have to prove myself to you...

I have photo's on this laptop of the car - could easily upload them but if you want to think im full of shyte then fair enough... makes it more worthwhile to watch you tell urself that rather than go to the effort to prove myself...

Mr Maz - i would beg to differ there mate.... its VERY fast and faster than anything i've driven before... still, am not up for the challenge though, i'm too scared haha

teabagtits - the porsche does less mpg, is a higher tax group and would cost around 3-4k more. its slower to 62mph, and only goes 7mph faster than the z4 coupe (which is limited to 155mph)

Don't be sucked in my a name. Do an FAO me the next time you are buying a motor [;)]

Ridsdale of course you can.

woodymfc - never buy a brand new car - always go for a demo or few months old - i'm a QS kidda, i'm tight - you think id be that daft!

mr_maz Posted on 09/06/2008 21:53
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great an automatic win... that's a tenner you owe me [:D]

mr_maz Posted on 09/06/2008 21:56
Who's jealous of my new car

i would love the 335d coupe now, but work will only give me a 320d :( for now and we are not allowed coupes at all

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 21:59
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[:D]

335d coupe, nice car. I was looking at some other BM's in the dealers on Thursday whilst waiting and they have some gorgeous motors...

AllaboutAlves Posted on 09/06/2008 22:05
Who's jealous of my new car

Not me,this is my next car.


Link: linky thing

apl1970 Posted on 09/06/2008 22:06
Who's jealous of my new car

Not really jealous of a Z4. I`d rather have an S2000 as a 2 seater. Couldn`t you find a nice RS4 for that type of money, or an S4 even? Or get what Pauluka has/had, an EVO.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 22:09
Who's jealous of my new car

looked at the s2000 and not keen on the shape nor the looks of it. Not just about performance for me, but also on how it looks.

Wouldn't want an EVO as they are a very ugly car, again despite performance. RS4 - could get a 2006 for mid 30's but not sure on the mileage etc and again as good a car it is, it just didn't appeal to me.

Stabilo_Boss Posted on 09/06/2008 22:12
Who's jealous of my new car

Ponce, why not just start a single thread reading:

"I'm a cliched braggart obsessed with gawdy demonstrations of wealth"

and save yourself an awful lot of typing.

It's all very well enjoying your money but having to detail how every last penny is spent is a bit desperate and devoid of class.

apl1970 Posted on 09/06/2008 22:17
Who's jealous of my new car

My reason for not liking the Z4 is that I think it`s ugly. They sorted the crap looking back end that was on the Z3 then messed up when they gave it a huge bonnet.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 22:17
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stabilo, i tried that but the subject box wasn't long enough....

i don't detail how every last penny is spent - just the first few.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 09/06/2008 22:18
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I don't think RS4s aren't feminine enough for you, Pinky.

PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 22:19
Who's jealous of my new car

ap - I don't like the Z4 roadster. I do like the huge front end, but the new hard top and sleek lines on the coupe won me over. Its amazing. The best looking car in its class without doubt (in my opinion which is the one that counts in this instance)

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 09/06/2008 22:39
Who's jealous of my new car

But then you think skinny jeans are good so it shows that you know eff all!

TWoS Posted on 09/06/2008 23:02
Who's jealous of my new car

Do you mean jealous of your car, or envious of you for owning your car? If the former, no, I have no desire to be a home-to-salon transport solution; if the latter, yes, a bit, because I'd be able to sell an unwanted fugpile and buy a big pile of drugs instead.

Hope this helps.

BigAlves Posted on 09/06/2008 23:11
Who's jealous of my new car

you could of bought yourself a second hand FQ400 Evo 8 for half as much, am sure it would bum your little Z4 into submission with its 3.5second 0-60 time and 175mph top speed

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 08:57
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BigAlves - 1st point, is the Evo doesn't look anywhere near as good, and - among others...

MPG:

Evo = 19 Combined
Z4 Coupe = 32 Combined

Insurance Group

Evo = 20
Z4 = 18

Tax Group

Evo = G
Z4 = F

Also it has the turning circle similar to that of the number 63 Bus yet my "little Z4" turns on a sixpence.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 10/06/2008 11:14
Who's jealous of my new car

Evos are far better cars than Z4s.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 10/06/2008 11:15
Who's jealous of my new car

evo's are far far far better than Z4s

rubber_soles Posted on 10/06/2008 11:18
Who's jealous of my new car

Have you got the pictures, then? You claim to have loads on your phone so why dont you put them up on here so we can all believe you?

You spend enough time talking about this car so why dont you just show us the evidence that you're telling the truth, then you can start as many threads about it as you wish? I'll be the first to apologise to you for calling you a liar, but i'm 99.9% sure that you're lying.

You're just trying to buy yourself time but i'm not convinced. I'm actually feeling proud of myself for catching you out.

What a bellwiff!


hewielewie Posted on 10/06/2008 11:19
Who's jealous of my new car

Yawn, this is like being at a youthclub full of 17 year olds

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 11:26
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Rubbersoles - So there is an incling of doubt in your mind then... You think I am lying but you are only 99.99% certain.

Would you start a thread specially to apologise to me?

I repeat, Why would I come on here and lie about something like this.

Yes i have the pictures on my phone, but I can't get them onto this PC as i don't have the cable and this PC doesn't have bluetooth. I have the pictures though, and I'll have the reg on it next week and I am content in the fact that YOU are getting worked up about it.

Get ready to apologise mate. If you think that I haven't got the car, then that must mean you rate it.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 11:27
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what am I trying to buy some time for?? I either own the car or I don't?

Will you swallow your pride when you apologise.

rubber_soles Posted on 10/06/2008 11:34
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Ponce, nobody and nothing could get me worked up in cyber space, it's not real life. Why dont you put the pictures on a real camera? Surely if you can afford such an expensive car you can afford a camera. Also, you can buy cables for any phone for a couple of quid nowadays, just incase you cant afford a proper camera.

I'd be more than happy start a special thread to apologise to you, no bother at all. But as i said earlier, you're putting it off to buy yourself time, maybe you know someone who has a Z4, maybe you're planning on taking one on a test drive so you can have your picture taken in one.

Get a photo on here within 24 hours. If you dont then it's safe to say it's been one big lie all along. In that case i would seek help.

SmoggyOnTheSolent Posted on 10/06/2008 11:36
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Sorry it has taken 120 posts to say this.........

WHAT A SAD T**T. Who gives a F*** if you bought a new car.....

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 11:37
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[:D]

FFS.

I work in london, I have a cable connection for my phone which is in Middlesbrough. Works PC's also block the access for external devices so its not possible to get it on here.

You are seriously thinking about this too much. If you don't want to believe me then thats your call.

How about i do the next best thing. I'll take you out for a spin in it at the weekend? When MY registration is on it and the pink furry dice are inside.

This is funny - I can't believe you would think I would lie about something like this! What a fool.

So where and when? Saturday will be best for me.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 11:38
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Smoggy - You clearly don't care do you... going to all that effort over it.

If you don't care, don't read it.

rubber_soles Posted on 10/06/2008 11:53
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I'm at a wedding on saturday and was hoping you could do me a short back and sides for the occasion.

I'll meet you sunday, go to the top of sutton bank and you'll see a steep drop, i live just at the bottom it. If you stuggle to find it i'll direct you as i'm flying over in my glider.

Surely you can find a computer in a city the size of London, try a library or cyber cafe. Plenty of cheap cables for sale in oxford street, it's not rocket science.

24 hours. The clocks ticking.

Gibson_Wheres_My_P45 Posted on 10/06/2008 12:27
Who's jealous of my new car

A teenage boy unsure of his sexuality living with his mam with a little prick and a spotty clock springs to mind.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 12:40
Who's jealous of my new car

I'm nowhere near oxford street or central london at the moment, and having just shelled out the best part of 30k don't want to me rushing to spend a fiver on another cable.

24 hours - has your watch stopped, you said that an hour ago...

I don't need to prove to you with pictures. I will come and pick you up on Sunday if saturday isn't good.

That is a genuine offer. I will come to see you, with the log book, and the registration certificate along with my recepit from the BMW dealership.

How does that sound. Proof enough?

Pauluka Posted on 10/06/2008 12:41
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EVO FQ400, that's what i'm talking about!!

Went to court though, I took the p1ss on a few occassions [:)]

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 12:44
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haha did you get caught being a naughty boy?
Banned?

Pauluka Posted on 10/06/2008 12:46
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Caught doing 110.8 mph on a dual carriage way (I was only in 3rd gear [;)]

Pleaded on my job amonst over things, my solicitor was very good

Result = 550 fine and 6 points

Already had 3 points previous which took me to 9. Thse 3 have now gone so i'm back at 6 again

ChrisTheRed Posted on 10/06/2008 12:51
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Why dont you send the pictures from your phone to an e mail address and then tranfer them to a hosting site and then put them on here...thats pretty simple stuff really!

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 12:56
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Chris the red - I'll extend my offer of a drive out in the car, complete with full viewing of the vehicle log book, registration certificate and receipt from BMW Dealershipo to yourgoodself.

I don't have a blackberry or a phone that sends emails.

Pauluka - well done, good outcome. I got scared on Friday at how easy it is to get upto speed in 3rd gear.

Was used to bits of bumper flying off my golf if I put my foot down before [:D]

ChrisTheRed Posted on 10/06/2008 13:23
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Im not the least bit interested in a drive out, my mate has one so i know what one is. Not my type of car but that doesnt mean it isnt nice.

I was just pointing out that you could do it that way if you wanted to show people.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 13:24
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No bother mate

Would still rather take rubber soles out in the car and get a personal apology, rather than one over this board.

axel1974 Posted on 10/06/2008 14:57
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Why would anyone be at all jealous about someone else's vanity?

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:01
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thats why i asked the question Axel.

mickbrown Posted on 10/06/2008 15:02
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Still don't believe for a minute you've shelled out nigh on 30k cash.

woodymfc Posted on 10/06/2008 15:06
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woodymfc - never buy a brand new car - always go for a demo or few months old - i'm a QS kidda, i'm tight - you think id be that daft!

Erm yes now you ask a serious question, if its new, demmo or second hand
Its a blonde girls image car and like i said not jealous at all, any clued up QS would have a company buy his toys for the road

Keep using pencils

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:09
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woodymfc:

"any clued up QS would have a company buy his toys for the road"

Yes and then pay a considerable amount in Tax on your mileage and have to drive down here every week.

Any clued up PERSON would take a car allowance at the drop of a hat. And i'm clued up mate.

If you want me to explain - They pay me money - a fairly decent chunk of money - every month which I can do what I want with.

No additional tax charges, and no driving down here every week. THey pay my flights. My car isn't getting hit with a load of mileage whilst i'm here. Win Win.

Thats clued up.

woodymfc Posted on 10/06/2008 15:12
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car allowance i mean

how much was the motor ??
what year ??

Im on 6 K car allowance next month [:D]

Quite Sensational!!!

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:15
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I get a car allowance. See above.

Got a really good deal to be honest, screwed them down every time they thought i'd agreed. Don't want to reveal exact numbers on here as i'll only be accused of bragging.

woodymfc Posted on 10/06/2008 15:17
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It wouldnt be the first time though would it Mr Ego Image

Incidently, why does a company pay you lots of money to write on a football message board

mickbrown Posted on 10/06/2008 15:17
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So you saying you've just shelled out nearly 30k was a load of bollox then?

Quelle surprise.

woodymfc Posted on 10/06/2008 15:19
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Queer Sod

You can get a Z4 for 10k

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:21
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Mick, no not at all mate.

mailinator Posted on 10/06/2008 15:23
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Pinkponce, have you leased this car? Straight answer?

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:24
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Mallinator,

No i haven't leased it. But being honest i put my car, and a big chunky cash deposit on it.

mickbrown Posted on 10/06/2008 15:29
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So why all the bollox about not having credit and saying you've shelled out 30k? No shame in having credit for a car.


mailinator Posted on 10/06/2008 15:34
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Fair enough. I don't understand why people are claiming you could not afford it though. I think peeps are confusing "being able to pay for it" with "wanting to pay for it". Most could find the cash but are probably spending it on slightly more boring things.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:36
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Mick I know there's no shame at all...

I just like to fish a little bit. People got wound up about me saying I had the car. So i just tried to push them a little further.

I know you said you liked the look of them- well let me just say that they are amazing! I highly recommend you go and at least test drive one.

mickbrown Posted on 10/06/2008 15:37
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I do like the look of them but a 2 seat car would be nigh on fecking useless for me.

downinman Posted on 10/06/2008 15:38
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Spending loads on a 25,000+ is no big deal these days. Have you seen all the x5s in toy town or the expensive cars in Yarm high street. I dont think people are jealous i just think the way you come across as being an arse does it for people. I'm sure in normal life you are not a bad lad

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:42
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downingman, the penny finally drops. Its a message board.

Nowhere have i said that i've got the best car in the town or anything like that. I just know i';ve got a really nice car and am very happy with it. There are far better cars, and more expensive cars in Middlesbrough - no denying.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:44
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Mick - the boots big enough for a little one.

downinman Posted on 10/06/2008 15:45
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why do people back track by saying it's only a message board in the end.

you think people are jealous, people are not jealous as there are plenty of similar priced cars floating around the areas of middlesbrough, stockton and yarm. Infact i bet a few people on here have cars worth more money. Or maybe they have a bigger more expensive house instead or better holidays than you.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 15:53
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FFS.

Downin - I have not said anywhere that my car cost more than someones... that is not the point,.

There will be people on here with better looking birds - actually no. People on here with bigger, more expensives house, cars, families holidays and that is great and fair play to them. I've not said anything against that. I look after number one. YOu shouldn't worry about others.

The board created a monster.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 10/06/2008 15:57
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Oooooooo! Braille face is getting upset!

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 16:00
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you need to cut down on the drugs bacon.

downinman Posted on 10/06/2008 16:01
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So why bang on so much about people being jealous of your car if people have better and more expensive cars. Why do you care what people think if you look after number one?

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 16:02
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FFS.

Does someone want to explain? I'm tired.

rubber_soles Posted on 10/06/2008 17:58
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Ponce, i will apologise to you, i have no problem doing that when i'm in the wrong. It's got nothing to do with jealousy, anyone can get a car on the tick even though you claim to have bought cash???? If that's what you like and it makes you happy then fair enough, material things dont do anything for me.

Thanks for the offer of a drive out, but i'm not fussed enough to meet some nerd from the internet who comes across as a bit of a chutney ferret from time to time, just so he can prove to me that he's got a nice car.

Why dont you text the pictures to a friend who can email them back to you so you can post it on here? Easy as that really.

I'll only believe you if you post a picture of it on here before you take one for a test drive at the weekend. Still 99.9% confident that i'm right and you're lying.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:26
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Rubber, firstly i have offered you first hand, a ride in the car as proof enough. You could review the log books and receipts from the dealer. YOu have refused that. That is no problem. The offer still stands.

Anyway, I've played you along long enough now. Well inside the 24 hour deadline, i now attach 2 pictures of the car uploaded through imageshack.

The first - attached here, is at the dealer where the vehicle was purchased - taken last thursday at approximately 1pm.

The second, on another post is when i got the car home to a relatives. I have others but each show the vehicle registration, which I am not willing to show on here. If someone can tell me how to edit pictures on a macbook, i'll happily hide the reg and upload more when I get chance.

Hope this suffices and I await your apology.

regards,

PP.

NB: that little 0.1% has come back to bite you.


Link: 1st at dealers

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:28
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Apologies as this pic is upside down because of the way I took the photo on my phone. I had edited the picture but it automatically reverted back when uploaded.


Link: home

Halle_Burton Posted on 10/06/2008 22:28
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did you buy it in australia,

Beat me to it, it looks a rather hairdressery type little number but each to their own so do enjoy, would you recommend me posting pictures of my austin allegro.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:29
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Haha

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:35
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Didn't see your nifty edit Halle...

By all means upload pictures. you have to if you want to prove it. Apparantly

Halle_Burton Posted on 10/06/2008 22:36
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Dont poke fun at my allegro, i had you down as ok but changed my mind now. The london branch will be on your case now, sort the photos out or face the wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit yes i did but i type as fast as my allegro accelerates.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 10/06/2008 22:38
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Wow! The gerbil-faced midget gets easily annoyed doesn't he? Probably short-man syndrome.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:43
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Haha.

you offshore workers make some serious cash, but surely not enough for an austin allegro. Get the pictures up or else!

Rubber Soles: I would like the apology to be made on a new thread, entitled "Pink Ponce, An Apology" please.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:49
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Short man syndrome? I'm 6ft 2 in m heels bacon!

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 10/06/2008 22:51
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Yeah, eight-inch heels, you angry blooming midget.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 22:59
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can't walk in the 8inch ones... they're just for show. Its the 2.5 inch ones that are my choice.

I'm taller than you aren't I kevin... you're constant banging on about being a midget is just a front to deflect attention from the fact that you're only 4ft something.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 10/06/2008 23:02
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No, you just accept that you're a midget with short-man syndrome, Pinky darling. Don't be angry at the world becuase you're a short-arse, be thankful that you haven't got 12 inches of forehead like Drago, then you would look freaky.

PinkPonce Posted on 10/06/2008 23:09
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Dear me.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 10/06/2008 23:17
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Dear you indeed, Pinky.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 08:39
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Swayze, do you have a tourettes?

The amount of times you repeatedly spout bullS*** would lead me to believe so.

Little punt from the back for R.S

Pizza_Chinese_Karaoke Posted on 11/06/2008 09:46
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great pictures PP, i have no doubt that you have taken those photo's but that car is sat on a garage forecourt not in your drive, not with you sat in it, not with you Anywhere near it in an owning capacity.
I think today i will bullsht my way in to claiming i own an aston martin db9 then go take photo's of it and CLAIM its mine.

a little advice, if you're trying to be the big balls on here, get back to the garage and ask if you can have a test drive, then get the salesman to take a photo of you driving the car.............the CLAIM its yours, it'll be more convincing!

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 09:55
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Do you even know what Tourette Syndrome is, Pinky? I mean, I know you're a bit thick but you should really look in to it shorty and then come back and tell he exactly how it manifests itself on the Internet.

Run along now, Chadwick.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 10:03
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Pizza - You claim you're not jealous? Take a look at yourself.

one of the pictures is at the dealers, the second is on my front (the upside down one)...

The reason I put 2 photographs of the car up are to show the car on the forecourt and then the car when I got it home. There was 3 hours between the photo's. Had I only posted the one of it at home, it would have been made out that I took a photo of a random car on the street. The Dealer photo shows that exact car before I purchased it, and then there is the "after" shot.

I will extend my offer of a drive in the vehicle, and during the drive you can have full access to the vehicle log books, registration documents and certificates, invoice and receipt from the BMW dealers and my vehicle insurance documents, thus avoiding all doubt that the vehicle is in fact owned by me.

Swayze - I'm referring to your repeated spontanious outbursts of obsceneties.

ridsdale Posted on 11/06/2008 10:38
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Super looking car, congratulations!

boro_millwall Posted on 11/06/2008 10:47
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nice motor mate

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 10:48
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Cheers Rids and Millwall.

Pizza? Rubber Soles? No response you doyles?

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 10:49
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Maybe they have grown tired of you and this thread.

MarlonD Posted on 11/06/2008 10:51
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I think you've pulled Ridsdale Ponce.

Just don't mention it to his bit of slack, Drago.

Scubahood Posted on 11/06/2008 10:53
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I like the front end Poncey and the wheels, just not sure about the squat back end, that puts me off.

ridsdale Posted on 11/06/2008 10:53
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Marlon, shouldn't you be concentrating on selling that hovel you own before its value reaches zilch.

Ape.

MarlonD Posted on 11/06/2008 10:54
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ridsdale, can I have my hook back please.

And once again you'll be upsetting your beau Drago, by pinching his overused insults.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 10:58
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Come on lads. You're not focusing on Pinky, you know he gets suicidal when he doesn't get the attention he craves to keep his pitiful existence meaningful.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 10:59
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"Maybe they have grown tired of you and this thread."

Rubber Soles may well have grown tired of it, but on checking his previous 4 or 5 posts you will see that he promised to apologise for making a stupid judgement that I was lying.

I am happy to take my apology and let this thread drift into cyber obscurity in the knowledge that i've P***ed a lot - including you - off.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 10:59
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Marlon, ridsdale has been courting Ponce for a few months.

It's like watching an old man letching over a young girl (or a spotty fairy in this case).

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 10:59
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Swayze - i get more than enough attention off you thanks very much. They can talk about what they want x

Fancy a spin big boy?

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:01
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Thats the 4th time you've used that one now Bill. Thats poor, even for you.

I would've offered you a spin but unfortuantely you wouldn't be able to get that arse of yours in those bucket sports seats.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 11:13
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Well, I do my part for the community and those in need. I certainly don't some non-entity like you to end up topping themselves because they weren't getting the attention their miserable lives desperately require, Pinky.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 11:14
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Some labels are valid and have longevity.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:14
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So that makes you a better person than me does it?

Would you like me to list the amount of charity fund raising for lukeimia which I've done in the last couple of years?

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:16
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I suppose you're right, cos you're always going to be a bit proky aren't you.

I bet your mother told you it was only "a bit of puppy fat and you'll grow out of it" when you were a teenager didn't she.

Tip of the day.

Cut down on cheesy based snacks.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 11:16
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Oh dear, he's also a charity braggart.

Does he have any semblance of modesty in him?

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:19
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Bill, will you please read the corresponding posts before jumping to conclusions:

Kevin: "Well, I do my part for the community and those in need"

A statement which was totally irrellivant on this thread.

Ponce: "Would you like me to list the amount of charity fund raising for lukeimia which I've done in the last couple of years"

Responding to Kevins pointless post in which he tries to make himself out to be above me because of his "community work"

hewielewie Posted on 11/06/2008 11:20
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While I never doubted that he owned the car I cannot see the overall interest in it

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:21
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hewie, you'll get used to it.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 11:22
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Ponce, you said you had loads of pictures of you in the car. These pictures prove nothing, anyone can take a picture of a car. I'm even less convinced.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 11:22
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If you are going to big yourself up as a charity crusader, at least learn how to spell the one you've chosen.

hewielewie Posted on 11/06/2008 11:24
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Now if you had a 1970 Triumph Stag V8 3 litre then I would be jealous

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 11:25
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"Responding to Kevins pointless post in which he tries to make himself out to be above me because of his "community work""

You really are a thick C*** aren't you Braille face? I can't even be bothered to try and explain my comments because you'll struggle to understand regardless.

I know I'm better than you, it goes without saying.

Bernie_was_right Posted on 11/06/2008 11:27
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To quote Shania Twain:

"Ok, so you`ve got a car....

THAT DON`T IMPRESS ME MUCH!"

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:30
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*Raises bat to acknowledge the rasping applause.

Rubber - I don't know how you could be even less convinced when you now have clear evidence.

My work here is done. I await your apology thread.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 11:32
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Celebrating a double ton is quite hollow when you contributed probably half of the total posts.

Whatever makes you happy I suppose, Double-Six face.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:35
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No problem at all fat boy.

MarlonD Posted on 11/06/2008 11:36
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I feel honoured, Bill has recycled one of my insults.

slipshod Posted on 11/06/2008 11:39
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I have just been reading through some of this thread and you said that you are 6ft2", christ in a car that small you will look like Karate off the batfink cartoons.


Link: Karate

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 11:43
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slipshod, he said he was 5ft10 a while back, then just shy of 6ft, then just over 6ft3 then back down to 6ft and now 6ft2.

He's a midget in reality, a Dennis Wise for fmttm; an angry, unintelligent individual with a complex and short man-syndrome. I don't know if he has wobbly eyes though, but they do bulge out a bit like someone with a thyroid problem.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 11:46
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PinkPonce Posted on 09/06/2008 16:21 Email this Message | Reply
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rubber soles - I have bought this car. I get ton threads because people don't like me. I never lie though. If you want a picture of me in the car i will put one up at the weekend.

3 people who post on here have been taken for a spin in it. They may come on and verify, although I don't know.

Johnrambo, thanks a lot mate... "

Still waiting

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 11:50
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Marlon, it happens quite often. I'm sure you've noticed.

Slipshod, I'm not 6ft2 - i'm 5ft11 and theres a surprising amount of room in the car.

Rubber - yes, if you want a picture of me in THAT car you will have to wait until the weekend. I fly to London, i'm sure you know that. hence why I said i'll put one up at the weekend.

Them pictures are proof enough.

Again, my offer of a review of all the vehicle documentation stands. Why you keep rejecting it, I don't know but it will provide you with much more evidence than any number of pictures will.

I, still, await my apology.

ridsdale Posted on 11/06/2008 11:55
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I bet Kevin is sat at his computer on his booster seat.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 12:00
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If it's love you want ridsdale then ask Pinky.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 12:03
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300 here we come.

SO, who wants a spin?

ridsdale Posted on 11/06/2008 12:05
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Me.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 12:05
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Marlon, I was referring to spots rather than blobs of jizz though.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 12:08
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Do you need some diet and weight loss tips bill?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 12:16
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Ponce, i set you a deadline and you failed to deliver. The truth is you come on here to create a fantasy world to make yourself look good, which means in the real world your life must be desperate. You spend your working day on here fishing for 'bites' because your job is so boring. You are not intelligent enough to be consistent with your lies, thats why you've been caught out.

Seek help before you go on a killing rampage.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 12:24
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rubber_soles, I think you better delete before he reads it. He's a boy on the edge, close to suicide and unless we continue to give purpose to his pathetic life he'll throw himself off an overpass.

I don't want to read on Gazette's website about the miracle that is a greater-spotted human gerbil getting creamed by one of Bulkhaul's lorries.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 12:28
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[:D] Rubber.

A very good effort at trying to wind me up but once again, I offer you full viewing of the documents.

Your request was simply impossible given that I would have to wait until the weekend to get such photo's.

Its a shame that the highlight of your week has been telling yourself that I am lying when in fact you are terribly wrong.

If it makes you feel better though, you keep believing son.

AG_1971 Posted on 11/06/2008 12:39
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Has PP told you all of the red leather interior.... very nice.

I have seen the said car and saw it pull up in the rudds car park saturday and the PP get out so it is indeed his own car.

Having known the lad for several years, i too thought the car thing was a windup...... considering he was a YT or similar at my place of work, preparing O & M's, out of Whinney Bronx, with only one tie (with a stain) and a very very dodgy schoolboy hair do.

The lad has done well for himself.
If some of you cant appreciate that then fair enough.
If you are jealous of someone you dont actually know or have met,.........oh dear.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 12:46
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[:D] [:D]

I had 2 ties you doyle - admittedly both with stains.

Confirmation, as if it was needed.

Oh dear indeed AG.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 12:50
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Kevin, it will be the smackheads he picks up at Kings Cross that will be his victims.

He'll have a manbag full of arms, legs and heads in no time.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 12:52
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Rubber - As your assessment was made on the fact the you thought i was lying, surely you would change your opinion based on the above post by AG?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 12:57
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Another Jeffrey Dahmer in the making.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 12:58
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Shakespear, stop trying to appear knowledgable.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 13:04
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I dont care what anyone says, you failed to deliver so thats all i need to know. With or without the car you make Peter Andre look masculine.


Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 13:06
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rubber_soles, PinkPonce and "failed to deliver" go hand-in-hand, probably why he's so close to topping himself.

Bernie_was_right Posted on 11/06/2008 13:08
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Just been on the phone to a mate of mine who works at the BMW dealers.

Apprently they recently sold a Z4 to a bloke described as looking like someone who had just failed an audtion for a Busted tribute act on account of his age & complexion.
Anyway, he brought it back next day asking if they had any cleaner that could remove vaseline from the seats.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 13:10
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To be fair, i bet he's delivered plenty with his boyfriend.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:11
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"I dont care what anyone says, you failed to deliver so thats all i need to know. With or without the car you make Peter Andre look masculine."

So you are admitting that you were wrong and I do in fact own the car?

Can you please therefore issue me with the apology that you said you would.

If not you are not a man.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 13:17
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I apologise for catching you out.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 13:19
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[:D] Bernie.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:22
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Rubber, you are joking right?

"Has PP told you all of the red leather interior.... very nice.

I have seen the said car and saw it pull up in the rudds car park saturday and the PP get out so it is indeed his own car."

for the 20th time. A free ride and perusal of the documents. How much longer can you continue to ignore this? You can keep it up as long as you want because its only P***ing others off more and more to see my name and this thread up there still.

triple century before long.

Remember, all the documents....

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 13:25
Who's jealous of my new car

I apologise for catching you out.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:27
Who's jealous of my new car

Don't be jealous.

the_throcking_man Posted on 11/06/2008 13:27
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A photo of Pink ponce


Link: is this him?

AG_1971 Posted on 11/06/2008 13:28
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Rubber.
I dont actually know nor have met you (to my knowledge)but i have to say you do come across quite Jealous.

if you start at the top of the thread and scroll down reading your comments only..... you do seem rather jealous which develops into a verbal assault on PP because you are getting the slight realisation that you are perhaps wrong.

Considering you beleive

Tony_Drago Posted on 11/06/2008 13:31
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I can't be bothered reading the thread but look who he is arguing with.

Rubber Solers who claimed to be an ex pro footballer, he can deny it as much as he likes now, he did.

Kevin bacon - poor mans boroboy, pond life, he's like critical bill without the charm or wit.

AG_1971 Posted on 11/06/2008 13:32
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considering you beleive

stevie-g888 Posted on 11/06/2008 13:32
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fantastic looking car - very classy. i've just bought a new Hyundai Coupe, but it's not a patch on that Black Beauty! No wonder you wanted to tell everyone. look after it and drive carefully!

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:33
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AG - I have just done the same thing...

Original comments like "It's normally blokes who aren't that good looking who splash out silly money on flash cars because thats the only way they can get a woman."

Don't know how that fits in with me though, as I'm gorgeous and my girlfriend is lush - and she was with me before i got the car [:D]

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/06/2008 13:33
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I don't think rubber_soles motivation for posting on this thread is his jealousy.

I think he's merely amusing himself by watching some tail trying to justify his existence and own importance on a messageboard to a bunch of people who really couldn't care less.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 13:33
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AG, like i said earlier, i could get any car i wanted on credit. I dont need a nice car to make myself look good as i'm confident enough with the person i am.

Tony

*yawn*

NedKat Posted on 11/06/2008 13:34
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Is this thread still going on ?

Bloody hell ! Some people must have some time on their hands ...

He's got a car ... end of !!

Tony_Drago Posted on 11/06/2008 13:35
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I might run a sweep on which x pro R_Soles is, my money is on Mark Brennan, may I trouble you for an autograph r_soles?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 13:36
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Well said, Bill, you've hit the nail on the head there.

AG, find me a quote where i come across as jealous.

AG_1971 Posted on 11/06/2008 13:37
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Well said StevieG.
You are to applauded, a very sensible post

Take note PP.... its a Jungle out there.

AG_1971 Posted on 11/06/2008 13:37
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Well said StevieG.
You are to applauded, a very sensible post

Take note PP.... its a Jungle out there.

the_throcking_man Posted on 11/06/2008 13:37
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'my girlfriend is lush'

how old are you?

to be honest most people will say their girlfirned is good looking otherwise you wouldn't be going out with them

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:42
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StevieG - Cheers and I will don't worry.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:43
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LOL Ned [:D]

R_S - have a look through all of your posts on this. As jealous as they come mate.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 13:46
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Drago is still not over the forehead comment. Deary me.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 13:50
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"I can't be bothered reading the thread but look who he is arguing with.

Rubber Solers who claimed to be an ex pro footballer, he can deny it as much as he likes now, he did.

Kevin bacon - poor mans boroboy, pond life, he's like critical bill without the charm or wit. "

[:D] [:D] [:D]

R_S - if you went and got that car on credit you would be talking about payments of probably 800 pounds per month - minimum - over 3 years. Could you handle that comfortably? I couldn't. Hence the reason i haven't got the car on "Credit".

I can save money very easily. I'm a saver not a spender.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 14:02
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Ponce, you dont know what i do for a living, but i can tell you that i could comfortably afford 800 a month if i wanted to but it would be like throwing money down the toilet in my opinion.

Now please stop biting.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:03
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No biting at all mate. There's been 250+ cases on this thread thanks to yours and others input.

If you can comfortable afford 800 pounds a month then i would suggest that you wouldn't need credit in any case. Why would you automatically presume different with me?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 14:07
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Is your mum massaging your shoulders in an attempt to calm you down?

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:09
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No, i'm just looking at pictures of my car for the same effect.

Safe in the knowledge that you're bothered.

You can keep your apology. I've dealt with bigger and better people than you.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 14:10
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Is she dabbing your face with a cold towel?

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:12
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Nope, try again.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 14:13
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His mummy is probably on the blower to admin 'cos he's getting picked on.

Bernie_was_right Posted on 11/06/2008 14:14
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Ponce "I can save money very easily. I'm a saver not a spender."

Yet on other threads you`ve boasted of spending several hundred pounds purely on a shirt, (because it had a certian label sewn in)

So which is it?.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:16
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Bernie - I can spend money on things, but also have the ability to save a decent percentage of my salary.

I am a saver in that sense, as friends of mine spend everything they earn. I suppose it comes with the job I do though.

pollock Posted on 11/06/2008 14:17
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Typical spice boy.

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 14:18
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Ponce, to be a good liar you need to be clever and consistant. You fail at both i'm afraid. Back down now because we've all caught you out.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:18
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"Yet on other threads you`ve boasted of spending several hundred pounds purely on a shirt, (because it had a certian label sewn in)"

I've never boasted about spending money on clothes. Everyone knows i'm the boards best dressed man though.

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:19
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Rubber, I am still waiting for the evidence that you have caught me out. Will be here for a few more hours if you need some time.

Once again: Log books, registrations, insurance certificates.

Ready and waiting my friend.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 14:21
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The gerbil-faced midget has been had. Look at him dig!

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:24
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I am merely offering someone the chance to

A) Firm up his statements
or
B) review all the relevant documents, thus proving his opinion wrong.

So far, RubberSoles has avoided both. If that means I've been had, then lock me up and throw away the key.

What time does the job centre close Kevin? Isn't wednesday signing on day?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/06/2008 14:35
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What you want is for us to meet up because you respect me.

Not a chance!

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 11/06/2008 14:38
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Be careful rubber_soles, you may end up in a casserole

PinkPonce Posted on 11/06/2008 14:38
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I respect everyone - you've got to earn it and everyone deserves a chance.

Plus, i like the way you claim i wouldn't own a car like that but have been proven wrong, despite being 99.9% certain.

But i'd much rather not meet up with you - it would get in the way of veeting my ball sack on saturday morning.