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PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 10:43
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"20-something successful, good-looking, fashionable jet-set construction magnate with huge IKEA-furnished pad and a VW Golf looking for anything with a pulse. OK, anything."

He now joins MarlonD, Swayze / Bacon, Critical_Bill, Onthemap, Bororeddazz and many others who are obsessed with the ponce.

Who's next?

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 10:43
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You are a tool sunshine.

bororeddaz Posted on 22/05/2008 10:44
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wow have I been allowed to join a club? when will I get my badge?

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 10:45
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Thanks very much Marlon, thats one of the nicest things you've said to me.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 10:45
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Daz - THere's an autographed picture heading your way - and don't worry its laminated [;)]

Critical_Bill Posted on 22/05/2008 10:45
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daz, you get a C****-ring rather than a badge.

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 10:45
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Anytime you are being laughed at not with, F***ing spanner.

bororeddaz Posted on 22/05/2008 10:46
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I nominate you chairman Vincent. Now, whens the AGM?

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 10:47
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Marlon, that doesn't make the slightest bit of sense, Kidda.

YOu lot wouldn't know what to do without me.

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 10:49
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You are being laughed AT not along with.

You are the Krusty the Klown of this board.

bororeddaz Posted on 22/05/2008 10:52
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hmmmmm


Link: here

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 10:55
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I am something of a comedian, I'll admit it.

Funny, cos i imagine you and Bill as Carl and lenny.

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 10:56
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PP, you do your self no favours with constant harping of your spending power etc.

When your not bigging yourself up you seem a nice lad.

There are some blokes post on here I know (me NOT included) who earn more in a year then I could wish for, lottery win included.

Money has never made the man mate.

You have done well for yourself in getting a career and staying off drugs etc but it does it make you a better man than someone on minimum wage providing for those he loves and teaching his kids manners, respect and decency?

Any way, I am not obsessed just find it amusing!

bororeddaz Posted on 22/05/2008 10:56
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They'll always be waldorf and statler ponce.

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 10:57
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Deary me. You're taking this (and yourself) a bit seriously, aren't you?

bororeddaz Posted on 22/05/2008 10:59
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Wise man say:
When making your own ladder always wear a helmet

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:02
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Saudi Ian:

I never harp on about my spending powers. People don't like me for what I post but that is their opinion. They should realise that its a messageboard.

I do not proclaim to be the boards highest earner - I said this yesterday. If anyone truly believes that then they need to give their heads a shake.

I, like many others want more money etc etc and I know there'll be blokes on here earn far in excess of what I earn. I'll repeat myself from yesterday and state that fair play and good luck. I am only concerned about myself.

Simple fact of the matter is that people had it in for me before i even posted on here because of how i look - They created a beast and i have fun.


Little Jimmy:

Not at all my friend. You're now part of a rather exclusive club.

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 11:04
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Ponce I earn enough to keep me happy, get to the football, save a few quid and get out at the weekend.

I've described my earnings in one sentence. You should try it.


littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 11:04
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Oh goody. Do I get a pink fluffy badge?

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:07
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PP, it's when you say things like "I loose more than that running for the ice cream van" and "I pay more for a poppy" etc.

What you look like should and probably does have nothing to do with it. I couldn't care what you look like, as I say you seem a good bloke when your not bigging (is that a word?) yourself up.

Your doing well for yourself and good on you, wish more people did but play down the what you spend part and you will go a long way.

And by the way, you MUST tell your employers mate, similar thing happened to me and your legally bound to repay!

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:14
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Marlon:

"I've described my earnings in one sentence. You should try it."

Well I earn enough to keep me happy, to pay the bills, to get to the football, to save up, to have a good weekend, and to treat myself to the odd materialistic item which I probably don't need.

There you go kidda.

Saudi Ian:

I have told them, don't worry I was just after some advice on the subject. Like i said, last year I only paid 50% and over 6 months. And it was a fair chunk of cash that was written off.

With regarsd to the Poopy and Ice cream van statements - you should take them with a pinch of salt. They get the desired reactions and hence, keep me amused for a couple of hours when I have the same repetative battles with Marlon and Bill.


Jimmy:

No, you get a laminated photo for the long, difficult months away from the Mrs.


MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 11:16
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See it was easy not to exagerrate wasn't it.


saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:18
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Did I really say Poopy?
And where is my pic then! I spend longer away lol!

You do the right thing by telling them, even though it's not your fault in the eyes of "the law" it's still their money.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:20
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But Marlon, I NEVER exaggerate it though do i?

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 11:21
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I'm coming back tonight. Can you drop it off in person?

PP, I'll be honest here - I pretty much agree with what my fellow sand-dweller Ian says, but would add that you do come across as a bit of a desperate attention-seeker at times.

Critical_Bill Posted on 22/05/2008 11:22
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jimmy, and a tit too.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:23
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Ian:

Haha - No you said Poppy - I was overly keen in my resposne.

Co-incidentally Poepie (same pronounciation as poopy) is a term of affection in holland. Dutch girl regularly called me "poepie".

Its the english equivilant of Hun, Snufflenose, Muffin Pie, Angel [:D]

More language tips this time tomorrow [:D]

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 11:25
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Ponce , their was the time you implied you owned a townhouse in London when in fact you share with Vivian, Neil & Mike.

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:26
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Alright LJ?
Fellow Sand -Dweller, I like that!
How's things with you? Did all those emails I sent do any good? They are sending me to Angola in 2 weeks so am a bit gutted! But I'm only there for 3 months then back to the lovely deserts (and the wifes coming across next week to make it more bearable!!)

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:27
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Jimmy - I actually don't have a problem with you.

We had a few discussions on the old board under my old username - you probably didn't realise it was me.

As for the desperate attention seeker - its a message board mate. This is not real life.

before I revealed who I was on here this imaginary pink ponce took some shocking stick on here. SO if i can't come on here and post things that clearly wind people up (despite them being ligitimate) then what else can I do...

Should I just sit back whilst people call me a bender or should I have a bit of fun with it?

I know which one I would choose and i'd be lying if I said i thought you'd disagree.

Critical_Bill Posted on 22/05/2008 11:27
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Marlon, is he really called Rick with a silent P?

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 11:29
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Probably Bill. He also has an unhealthy obsession with Sir Cliff.

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:29
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Is Sweetcheeks and tightmott also a term of endearment? If so you could tell my wife it's a good thing not a pervey line I use on her lol

And when she calls me smalllimpy is that a term of endearment of just a statement of fact?

HelmutSchmutz Posted on 22/05/2008 11:29
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Why does everyone take pink_ponce so seriously? He is playing up to a message board persona to pass any free time he might have at work. He chooses to do this by boasting about anything and everything good in his life and it seems to wind people up everytime, which is why he does it. Doesn't make him a tool, unless of course this is all his craic is in real life which I seriously doubt.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:31
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"Ponce , their was the time you implied you owned a townhouse in London when in fact you share with Vivian, Neil & Mike."

Marlon - I never once stated that I owned this property. I said it is my home. And my home it is.

The fact that I get a lodging allowance means nothing in the scheme of things, in the same was as my car is my own, despite receiving a car allowance.

I rent the property - Not a room. We pay council tax, rent, TV licience, all bills. It is my home.

and still get our bins collected once a week [;)]

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 11:31
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It's been quiet after the first rush of e-mails, Ian. I'm sure there'll be a few voicemails on the UK phone when I turn it on in the morning. I might chase a few leads up then. Still, things are improving a bit here. I had a chat to the boss last night and am considering staying on the site camp with the odd R&R break to Doha every couple of weeks. It has to be better than driving up here and back every day, but it's sad when you start thinking of Doha as an R&R venue!

Ah well, in 23 hours or so I'll be at home nagging the missus for some nookie.

Critical_Bill Posted on 22/05/2008 11:31
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Helmut, he now claims that he's merely a board persona and he deliberately seeks bites. A bit of a retrospective claim to be honest.

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 11:34
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PP, it was just an observation, petal. You seem to enjoy the banter and actively encourage it. I'm sure you're a jolly decent chap in real life.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:37
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Ian:

I'd stick to sweet cheeks if i were you - she'll never know [:)]

Bill:

"Helmut, he now claims that he's merely a board persona and he deliberately seeks bites. A bit of a retrospective claim to be honest."

Where would it be retrospective? What Helmut has said is very true:

"He chooses to do this by boasting about anything and everything good in his life and it seems to wind people up everytime, which is why he does it. Doesn't make him a tool, unless of course this is all his craic is in real life which I seriously doubt."

The fact that helmut knew off me through mutual friends and I sold him a ticket for the match means he has some first hand knowledge of me - but that shouldn't cloud his opininon.

THis is a message board and the things i post wind a lot of you up for some reason. Of course I don't spend my days with friends / family spouting off. You get wound up by it - they wouldn't That said, everything I post is true - I wouldn't purposely lie on here. Its just upped a few notches to have the desired effect.

Judging by this thread it seems to have worked, again.

Jimmy:

I'm sure the same applies. I love a bit of banter.

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:37
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23 hours you lucky get!
I'm bringing the wife out in 168hrs and I will still have to beg lol! Still she's worth it, just like Boro, I'm puching well above my weight!
Well I hope it all comes off mate, it is sad looking at Doha as an R&R but the drive there and back every day is a killer!
Have a great time at home and make the most of it mate!

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 11:41
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Will do.
I thought I was bad starting the hour countdown at 60-odd.

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:41
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PP I will stick woth sweetcheeks then!
OOOOOH my wifes arse! Can't wait tosee her, but I prefer front doors before everyone asks lol

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:44
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LJ, It's been 5 LONG weeks so as soon as the tickets were booked I started the coutdown, she's only here 4 nights too, damn it!
Never had a honeymoon so this is the first of many(ish) lol
Have a good one mate!

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:45
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Just as long as you don't call her a mucky spunk trench [:D]

How long has it been since you were home Saudi?

The_same_as_before Posted on 22/05/2008 11:47
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PP, I am very poor, the front wheel of my Robin needs renewing, if you can help it would be very much appreciated.

saudi_ian Posted on 22/05/2008 11:48
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Been 5 weeks PP, it's as hard as hell (being away!), I get home every 11 weeks but stretching it to 14 this time as we have bought a house and I'm not coming back until we are moved in (sounds horrible but Bridie didn't wannt me to have to waste time moving in, I think that's a good thing? lol)
I think even she would catch onto that name! Still, it could be true pml
So I hear you have an ex Super Model as a beau, lucky get!

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 11:49
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TSAB:

Unfortunately I am not a charity. However, I offer free advice so perhaps take the bus and advertise the car in the gazette for spares and repairs.

scare_glow Posted on 22/05/2008 11:57
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PP are you also a member of the PP obsessed group?

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 12:06
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Scare_Glow:

I am the president of the group.

red_rebel Posted on 22/05/2008 12:22
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Ponce, no one is obsessed. It is just a cyber-jousting game for us too you know. We all know you are just a dull and ordinary office boy playing Billy Big Bollox to brighten your dreary day.

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 12:25
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You're right rebel. QSing is duller than a dullard on a dull day in Dultwich.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 12:26
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Little Jimmy:

I agree certain aspects are dull, but the project controls side of things is quite interesting I think.

Its great to see that the men we've been paying 2,500 quid a week have been working at 67% production on some jobs [:D]

MarlonD Posted on 22/05/2008 12:29
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Ponce do you understand the difference between margin & markup yet ?

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 12:30
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Is that supposed to be interesting? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ. [;)]

I'm branching into Contract Management these days. Bit more of the grey matter involved, not to say more lucrative. I'll get me that Saab one day instead of the clapped out Picasso I've got now.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 12:33
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I've not got the mentaility to go into project management really - I'm not keen at shouting at loads of hairy arsed men when they aren't doing enough...

Don't mind beating the subbies up though.

Marlon don't get me started!

littlejimmy Posted on 22/05/2008 12:34
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I said CONTRACT mangement - claims/arbitration and the like.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/05/2008 12:37
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Oh Sorry Jimmy!

One of my best mates mainly did claims for Crown House on a couple of hospital projects before he came to T5. He is looking to get back into it I think, simply because of the potential involved if he goes contracting.

Still a bit too young to venture into that side of things but later in life its where I want to be. I wanna do a degree solely in contract law at some point in the future.