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PinkPonce Posted on 18/11/2011 11:38
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Well it's that time of year again folks, when the FMTTM 2011 awards nominations are made ...

Nominations close on Saturday December 31st 2011, with the official awards ceremony following soon after, once the FMTTM official adjudicators have reviewed proceedings ...

I'll edit this thread with the Nominations as they come in.

The catagories are as follows:

•FMTTM Best Poster of 2011:
(1)ClaireSmith
(2)Viv_Andersons_Nana
(3)Boromart
(4)Plazmuh
(5)Ron_Manager
(6)Gravyboat

•FMTTM Worst Poster of 2011:
(1)PinkPonce
(2)PeterKay
(3)LisbonLegend
(4)EpihpanyProudFoot
(5)Le Conq
(6)R00fie
(7)Razmond_HWDR
(8)Jeremy_Clarkson

•FMTTM Funniest Poster of 2011:
(1)ClaireSmith
(2)The_Dude_Abides
(3)MarlonD
(4)Bororeddaz
(5)Forty_Horse
(6)Sossage

•FMTTM Thickest Poster of 2011:
(1)Atkingson - GenerallyThickAsPhuckGate
(2)FreePint - RedFactionGate
(3)Boro_Tyke - RedFactionGate
(4)Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster - MowbrayGate
(5)Razmond_HWDR
(6)Jeremy_Clarkson

•Most Hated Poster:
(1)PinkPonce
(2)LisbonLegend
(3)Flar
(4)Plazmuh
(5)Borolad259


•Best Newcomer:
(1)FortyHorse
(2)EpihpanyProudFoot
(3)Viv_Andersons_Nana
(4)MONKEY
(5)wildchildjim

•Thread of the year 2011:
(1)Atkingson - 'Guess Who I am' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2573428
(2)Viv_Andersons_Nana - 'Mowbrays Memoirs' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2520040
(3)T_N_T - 'Any Graphic Designers on Here' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2796363
(4)MonkeyMan - 'Spiders' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2823238
(5)Halcyon - 'A WORD WITH WILF' View Thread: http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=2950933
(6) Pogatetz_ate_my_hamster - 'Mowbray is not the man for the job' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2501541
(7) PinkPonce - 'FAO You KNOBS RE MFC' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2420691

•The 'Bigrichardthe3rd' Sponsored Tipster of the Year Award:
(1)BoroDavey (GeeGees)
(2)Backofthenet (GeeGees)
(3)Pauluka (GeeGees & Hounds)
(4)PinkPonce (Accumulators)
(5)Borolad259 (Natural Disasters)

•The 'IOWA_PETE' sponsored messageboard breakdown of the year award:
(1)LisbonLegend - CustardGate
(2)Jeremy_Clarkson - PonceGate
(3)Atkingson
(4)NedKat - PipSqueakGate
(5)

•Best Username:
(1)Poo_from_the_top_of_the_wardrobe
(2)Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster
(3)PinkPonce
(4)
(5)

•Worst Username:
(1)Fridaynighttipple
(2)Yozzer_Hughes
(3)PinkPonce
(4)Humpty
(5)

•The 'MADMICK' Sponsored Biggest Stupid Lefty Phucking Doyle of the year award:
(1)TheBoy007
(2)RivalsOldeSchool
(3)BoroBadge
(4)SpeckyGet
(5)NorfolknGood

•Green Eyed Monster Award:
(1)Dooderoni
(2)LisbonLegend
(3)Flar
(4)borotmt
(5)MKredleaderone

•The 'Look at Me' Biggest Attention Seeker Award:
(1)Buttermyarse
(2)PinkPonce
(3)LisbonLegend
(4)Flar
(5)

•The 'LisbonLegend' Sponsored Services to Charity Award:
(1)LisbonLegend
(2)PinkPonce
(3)Janizart
(4)Rob_FMTTM
(5)

•FMTTM's Most Missed Poster:
(1)Liddle_Towers
(2)Rodney_Trotter
(3)Critical_Bill
(4)Capio
(5)MADMICK

•FMTTM Dad of the Year:
(1)Borolad259
(2)Inoffthepost
(3)SeaHarrier
(4)fridaynighttipple
(5)ItsMe

•Armchair Supporter of the Year:
(1)LisbonLegend
(2)Razmond_HWDR
(3)r00fie
(4)Evil
(5)Nuge_MSS

•London CockKnocker of the Year:
(1)LisbonLegend
(2)Nuge_MSS
(3)Flarphone_Warehouse
(4)EmmersonsBrazilianDong
(5)Evil

•FMTTM most tedious subject 2011:
(1)Section27
(2)Best Indian / Parmo / Restaurant
(3)The world ending in 2012
(4)MSS FC
(5)Attendances

•The 'Rob_FMTTM' sponsored Lifetime achievement award:
(1)Maxi_Levey
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)

Good luck to all of you, and a little self nominating is allowed, although not too much [:D] ...If you have any specific new award requests please suggest ...

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 11:39
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Can we add a 'dad of the year' category [^]

bororeddaz Posted on 18/11/2011 11:40
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FMTTM Tipster of the Year:borodavey

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 18/11/2011 11:40
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"Services to Charity Award:"

Surely "TheLisbonLegend Charity award" ??

I also reckon he could be an outsider for The 'IOWA_PETE' sponsored messageboard breakdown of the year award??

Torino Posted on 18/11/2011 11:42
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Best thread - Extra G's 'Guess who I am' thread [^]

free_pint Posted on 18/11/2011 11:43
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The 'IOWA_PETE' sponsored messageboard breakdown of the year award: Obviously Clarkson!

gravyboat Posted on 18/11/2011 11:46
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Always good these, but isn't it a bit early?

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 11:46
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FMTTM Thickest Poster of 2011: Free_Pint

for his calamitous defence of the Red Faction.


captain5 Posted on 18/11/2011 11:47
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I think Atkingson is going to need a new trophy cabinet.

buttermyarse Posted on 18/11/2011 11:48
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•FMTTM Biggest attention seeker of 2011:[^]


Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 18/11/2011 11:49
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• FMTTM Best Poster of 2011: Claire Smith

• FMTTM Worst Poster of 2011:Pink Ponce

• FMTTM Funniest Poster of 2011:Claire Smith

• FMTTM Thickest Poster of 2011:Atkingson

•London CockKnocker of the Year:LisbonLegend

. Armchair supporter of the year:Nedkat (iknow he is in Florida)


• Best Newcomer:Fortyhorse

• Thread of the year 2011: No vote

• The 'Bigrichardthe3rd' Sponsored Tipster of the Year Award: Pauluka

• The 'IOWA_PETE' sponsored messageboard breakdown of the year award: Jeremy_Clarkson

• Best Username:Herr_M.ingemuncher

• Worst Username:PinkPonce

• The 'MADMICK' Sponsored Biggest Stupid Lefty Phucking Doyle of the year award:PinkPonce

• Green Eyed Monster Award:PinkPonce

• The Services to Charity Award:LisbonLegend

• FMTTM's Most Missed Poster: Rodney_Trotter

• FMTTM Dad of the Year:LisbonLegend

• The 'Rob_FMTTM' sponsored Lifetime achievement award: Maxi_Levey

. •The 'Look at Me' Biggest Attention Seeker Award:
Pink Ponce

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 18/11/2011 11:49
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"FMTTM Tipster of the Year:borodavey"

Borodavey would do well to tip himself for this one. Its fcuking nailed on and will increase his strike rate.

gravyboat Posted on 18/11/2011 11:49
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Buttermyarse,

I don't think it's really on to suggest a category just because you think you've got a good chance of winning it.

bororeddaz Posted on 18/11/2011 11:49
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Buttermyarse, Lisbon kept it after 7 years on the bounce

Space_Face Posted on 18/11/2011 11:50
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'Look At Me' Award.



Thread of the year, the one with oooooo's artwork on - I'll have to search for it's title.

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 11:51
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"• FMTTM Dad of the Year:Humpty"

The life just drained out of my face...what do you know? [xx(]

gravyboat Posted on 18/11/2011 11:51
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I think Jezza has just confirmed he's odd-on favourite for the IOWA_PETE gong.

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 11:54
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Best poster: Viv_Anderson's_Nana / BoroMart

PinkPonce Posted on 18/11/2011 11:56
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Stepper, I've found it and included it [^]

PP ... x

Space_Face Posted on 18/11/2011 11:56
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Best poster ClaireSmith

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 18/11/2011 11:57
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FMTTM Dad of the Year:Borolad259

Just to wind the posters on ComeonBoro up....

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 11:58
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•Best Newcomer: Flar

Space_Face Posted on 18/11/2011 11:59
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Best thread:

'Any graphic designers on here? I need drawing help!'

edit: PP [^][:D]

fridaynighttipple Posted on 18/11/2011 11:59
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missed poster....slipshod[cr]


worst username.......fridaynighttipple[cr]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 18/11/2011 12:08
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Sorry Humpty I just thought Mrs Humpty had dropped one [smi]

captain5 Posted on 18/11/2011 12:12
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No way you're having Slipshod as most missed.


fridaynighttipple Posted on 18/11/2011 12:12
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Can we add a 'dad of the year' category


and leave lisbon off it[:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 18/11/2011 12:18
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Knobead[:D]

free_pint Posted on 18/11/2011 12:19
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FMTTM Thickest Poster of 2011: Free_Pint

for his calamitous defence of the Red Faction.


FMTTM Stalker of 2011: Humpty. Follows me like a lost puppy of late..

Torino Posted on 18/11/2011 12:23
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Breakdown - Atkingson

captain5 Posted on 18/11/2011 12:27
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Not sure that the disaster that is Extra G could have a breakdown.

Torino Posted on 18/11/2011 12:27
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Also the proudfoot for best newcomer and worst poster [^]

mr_maz Posted on 18/11/2011 12:30
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You Racist tw4t!

Where are The Paki of the Year, and prestigous Muslim of the Year Awards?!!!!!


MarlonD Posted on 18/11/2011 12:31
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I think you want MOPO awards maz.

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 12:33
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I dunno like...i've heard Ponce is bookies favourite.

fridaynighttipple Posted on 18/11/2011 12:34
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ponce[:(!], get it back on[rle]

gravyboat Posted on 18/11/2011 12:34
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The 'MADMICK' Sponsored Biggest Stupid Lefty Phucking Doyle of the year award:

rivals_oldschool.

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 12:36
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Halcyon - 'A WORD WITH WILF' View Thread: http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=2950933


[^]

I'm sure there was a longer Mannion thread with similar sentiments though?

Space_Face Posted on 18/11/2011 12:40
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Worst poster - Le Conq

fridaynighttipple Posted on 18/11/2011 12:41
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worst poster is surely roofie

ponce you have left yourself off attention seeker[8)]

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 18/11/2011 12:41
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The 'MADMICK' Sponsored Biggest Stupid Lefty
Phucking Doyle of the year award:

The Boy 007

MarlonD Posted on 18/11/2011 12:43
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FMTTM Best Poster of 2011 - Evil

captain5 Posted on 18/11/2011 12:44
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1. You're still posting.

2. You're a XXXXXX.

[8D]

fridaynighttipple Posted on 18/11/2011 12:44
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dad of the year, me, i bought the 2 lads season tickets, mind you it could be seen as child cruelty[;)]

buttermyarse Posted on 18/11/2011 12:46
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The West Yorkshire Police biggest troublemaker of the year award[LOVE]

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 18/11/2011 12:47
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"worst poster is surely roofie"

Can I, plus the other couple of user names I've had, vote for this too !

MKBORO Posted on 18/11/2011 12:47
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For most hated/guaranteed to provoke the most vicious onslaught award,

1)Maggie Thatcher
2)Daily Mail
3)The Police
4)MK Dons
5)

Torino Posted on 18/11/2011 12:56
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Poster of The year - plaz[ref]

Naboo_The_Enigma Posted on 18/11/2011 13:02
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Worst Poster - R00fie
Best Name - Pogatez Ate My Hamster
Funniest - THE DUDE
Most Hated - PP

borodavey Posted on 18/11/2011 13:09
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I think I should be nominated for dad of the year award. I have a 3 year old, 18 month old and a 6 week old. Surely just coping with that deserves a nomination. [:D]

If not that, how about the strongest sperm award[:P]

On a serious note, PP add yourself to the charity short list. What you did for the people who couldn't go to the matches was spot on and deserves recognition

fridaynighttipple Posted on 18/11/2011 13:19
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strongest sperm award, my fourth is due next year[:P]


PP will be gutted everyone had forgotten about his charitable donation for the bristol game[:D]

doireboro Posted on 18/11/2011 13:31
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The 'Look at Me' Biggest Attention Seeker Award:

1. PinkPonce

This one isn't even close, they stopped taking bets on the 1st January 2011.

bill_door Posted on 18/11/2011 13:37
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Bristol City tickets was last year.

I nominate Viv for Newcomer of the Year. I know he's been around since 2008 but that didn't stop him last year.[:D][:(!]

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 18/11/2011 13:56
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"This one isn't even close, they stopped taking bets on the 1st January 2011"

Paddy Power have already paid out on this one

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 18/11/2011 13:58
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the most premature of the year

PinkPonce

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 14:01
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XXXXXX craic Raz [sad]

Lefty Posted on 18/11/2011 14:09
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'The 'MADMICK' Sponsored Biggest Stupid Lefty Phucking Doyle of the year award:'

Er, what's this about?

Humpty Posted on 18/11/2011 14:15
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[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 18/11/2011 14:20
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New catagories added - 'Armchair Supporter of the Year' and 'CockKnocker Of The Year [:D]

PP ... x

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 18/11/2011 14:21
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"I nominate Viv for Newcomer of the Year. I know he's been around since 2008 but that didn't stop him last year."

[:D]

Evil Posted on 18/11/2011 14:21
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[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 18/11/2011 14:22
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[:D]

PP ... x

MONKEY Posted on 18/11/2011 14:55
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my awards would be:

best craic: monkey/poncey
worst craic: lisbum/flarphone
arse craic: roofie
posh craic: specky
thick craic: atkingson

Torino Posted on 18/11/2011 17:58
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Monkey for worst poster

xBoro_Scallyx Posted on 18/11/2011 18:17
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Surely My Fingergate Post is up there [;)]

Miklaadt Posted on 18/11/2011 18:32
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The Barry S Doe award for services to public transport timetabling: Capybara

scally Posted on 18/11/2011 22:23
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Funniest thread - The Peugeot Van for sale

Torino Posted on 19/11/2011 02:28
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What about the most boring poster award ?[8)]

Johnson Posted on 19/11/2011 02:34
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What about the most boring poster award

PP ... x

fridaynighttipple Posted on 19/11/2011 11:49
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[?][rle]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/11/2011 11:54
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[rle]

Looks like we've got ourselves a contender for Wannabe of the year [:D]

PP ... x

fridaynighttipple Posted on 19/11/2011 11:56
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I was thinking it was you posting under another name[;)]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/11/2011 11:59
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[:D]

Decent effort by him though - gotta give him credit for that ...

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 22/11/2011 12:56
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was quite enjoying this thread [ref]

PinkPonce Posted on 22/11/2011 13:09
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Good Work Humpty.

We still need your votes, for the official final poll, when the shortlist will be finalised [^]

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 22/11/2011 13:12
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Worst/Thickest poster = Razmond


DowningAlbion Posted on 22/11/2011 13:56
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Most Insane Conspiracy Theorist Award.

Nominations: SGATE_NOSE_BEST, plazmuh, Atkingson, NE Invader

PinkPonce Posted on 22/11/2011 18:13
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[:D]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 22/11/2011 18:25
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Armchair supporter of the year has to be roofie ?[:O]

bill_door Posted on 22/11/2011 18:36
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"Armchair supporter of the year has to be roofie ?"

I particularly liked his thread slagging off the train companies because it was impossible to get back to Loughborough from Burnley after the match, then it was pointed out by a couple of people that actually, he could easily get back. [:D]

Free_Subbuteo_171 Posted on 22/11/2011 18:44
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Unwanted fan of a different club who hangs around FMTTM like a mummified winnet award.....

....goes to peterkay.

plazmuh Posted on 22/11/2011 19:20
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Best poster. - Ron Manager

Worst Poster. - no one I love you all..
Regards
Plazmuh
[:D][:D][^]

atkingson Posted on 22/11/2011 19:25
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Nominated for three different catergories ...

Don't even go on here that much anymore lol


plazmuh Posted on 22/11/2011 19:27
The Official

Of course you don't monkey..
Regards
Plazmuh
[:D][:D][^]

r00fie Posted on 22/11/2011 19:28
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Billdoor - thickest plank of the year award.[cr]

SGATE-NOSE-BEST Posted on 22/11/2011 19:29
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can we have the 'craziest poster of the year' i think i might have a shout in that one.[:D] although plaz would win it he gets all the recognition.

r00fie Posted on 22/11/2011 19:39
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I think Wally Falconer and Lee Miller Fanclub deserve a special award[^]

dooderooni Posted on 22/11/2011 19:43
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Poster not nominated in any other category because he's not a tw@t/spammer/attention seeker:

me, obviously!

bill_door Posted on 22/11/2011 19:44
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"Billdoor - thickest plank of the year award.[cr]"

[:D][^]


Link: You didn't answer the last question

r00fie Posted on 22/11/2011 19:48
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Google National Rail Enquiries and tell me how you get back after a night match at Burnley PLANK[cr]

gravyboat Posted on 22/11/2011 19:51
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It wasn't a night match.

yozzer_hughes Posted on 22/11/2011 19:56
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Not even a feckin mention.

Not even in the grumpiest,sarcastic git of the year group.

[|)]

Im wounded.

r00fie Posted on 22/11/2011 19:59
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Gravyboat - you can go down as Bill-doors spoon licker[:X][cr]

bill_door Posted on 22/11/2011 19:59
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"Google National Rail Enquiries and tell me how you get back after a night match at Burnley PLANK[cr]"

[:D]

Pretty much seals the nomination.[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 22/11/2011 20:00
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There you go Yozzer [:D]

PP ... x

gravyboat Posted on 22/11/2011 20:03
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No Roofie, I'm just pointing out that you're talking shyte.

yozzer_hughes Posted on 22/11/2011 20:04
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Worst feckin username [:(!]

Your avin a giraffe [:O]

Its an iconic name from 80s tv [:(]

Its a feckin fix this malarky [:D]

grantus Posted on 22/11/2011 20:07
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Keep me out of it please, I hate the attention [;)]

Although, sensible football poster of the year would be a category that I would obviously well suited.

gravyboat Posted on 22/11/2011 20:07
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Ponce [:D]

r00fie Posted on 22/11/2011 20:09
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100[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 22/11/2011 20:10
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[:D]

I'm going to nominate Gravyboat for best poster as well [^]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 22/11/2011 20:21
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Gutted Im not up for one[cr]

yozzer_hughes Posted on 22/11/2011 20:28
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Marlon in for funniest poster of the year??

What feckin board are you reading?

All he does is moan and insult peeps.

The last funny thing he said was a knock knock joke in the infants! [:(!]

ron_manager Posted on 22/11/2011 20:41
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I have just read this thread from top to bottom and it has made me laugh out loud and made me feel mightily warm inside.

This truley is the best forum on the internet. It can go from the heights of intelectualism and then plunge to the depths of the inane all in the roll of the mouse.

My wife is sick of me mentioning threads from here, but I don't care it's great and thanks for making me laugh.

some of my faves are and please I only leave people out due to my wife wanting me upstairs[;)]

Plaz, PP, LL, Dr.Proudfoot, Gravy, Dude, Extra G, SNB, Linardi, Jan, Claire, Billdoor, Ooooooo, Randy, Forty, Flar, Alberto del torro, Roofie, Mcgonagal, Maxi...I could go on.[:X]

PinkPonce Posted on 22/11/2011 20:41
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Yozzer - it's purely based on his hammering of Evil [:D]

Torino - still plenty of time for a vote to come in [cr]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 22/11/2011 20:47
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I might just go to come on boro, I might be more appreciated over there[cr][:D]

grantus Posted on 22/11/2011 20:58
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Shove it ron!

jannizart Posted on 22/11/2011 21:01
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Well, I have no chance in the best dad category and LL has the Charity one all sewn up and I don't have a strong sperm count so that counts me out of pretty much everything.
Can we have a helpful person category? I will nominate zzzzzz
oooooo for best artist [^]

ron_manager Posted on 22/11/2011 21:07
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Ooops I forgot Grantus and Torino[:X]

jannizart Posted on 22/11/2011 21:25
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I read your post out Ron and someone here nodded and sympathised with your wife [rle]

ron_manager Posted on 22/11/2011 21:26
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How very true Jan.[:D]


JimmyFloydPiggybank Posted on 22/11/2011 21:56
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ClairsSmith poster of year, new award, Claire Smith post of the year has to be the advice to Tom_mate after his girlfriend left him "quote"

Tom. I am the editor of a short agony aunt column in a national trailer-park-living periodical. It's called Dear Claire and appears in Gypo Monthly Magazine (�1.95 from Tarmacadam Press). Here are my top 10 ways on how to cope with your break up...

1) Do not accept it is the end - You must cling onto the hope that a miracle could happen and things will go back to normal. You should text her at least hourly, set up an Interflora account and bombard her with roses and if you know where she works (and why woudn't you if you've been through her handbag) then just turn-up unnannounced at reception, with a guitar and a heart full of songs. And some flowers. Text her when you get there too.

2) Blame yourself for the break-up. It's almost certainly not her fault, even though the heartless cow has smashed your hopes and dreams to pieces with a hammer then set fire to them with a cigarette lighter and watched the embers burn while laughing hysterically. Then pulling her pants down and p*ssing all over the ashes before smearing the dirty mess all over her ample, heaving breasts. Breasticles you will never, ever see again.

3) Pamper yourself for a while - it hurts when you live through a break up. If you still have access to her house, let yourself in while she is at work and go through her knicker drawer. Dress up as her and then make phone calls from her house phone to her friends pretending to be her. Perhaps visit her elderly parents while dressed as her and explain what you're going through. They may well have a sympathetic ear.

4) Connect with your own family - you will be surprised how wonderful the love of your family feels after or during a break up. Have you got a special cousin who likes to give long, lingering hugs ? Does he have a sister that could join in ? How long is it since you and mum had a bath together ?

5) Allow yourself to heal - do not throw yourself into new relationships immediately after a break up. In the first 24 hours following a break-up you will have been w*nking like a little chimp and been through one and a half toilet rolls. By the end of week one you will have a right hand like Herr Flick, a PC so ridden with virusses it takes 30 minutes to turn on and if you shone a UV light in your bedroom the walls would look like a Haunted House. This is normal. Whether you're in a relationship or not in many cases.

6) Go into revenge mode - seek revenge for being set aside for another person in an emotionally shattering rejection. In day 1 you should send her pizzas, parmos and chinese takeaways anonymosuly to her house and watch through the hedge as she sends them all away, or has to pay for them. In day 2 you should put sugar in her petrol tank and kidnap her dog. Day 3 will see you post the dogs collar through her letter box and burn her garden shed down. Day 5 is set aside for purchasing essential items. Day 6 sees you set up the snipers position in her back garden and train the cross-hairs on her bedroom window. Day 7 sees you 'Go Hungerford' and culminates in pulling a Gazette Face on the front of the paper of the same name as you are led away with a blanket on your head by coppers. Day 8 sees you released as it turned out to be a toy-gun, but then rearrested for animak cruelty as you forgot to feed the kidnapped Bichon Frise and it starved to death. Good work fella.

7) Take up a new hobby - you might find that time lies heavy on your hands. Use that time to become the World W*nking Champion. In any given 12 hour period you should be able to knock one out every hour by virtue of a saucy picture of Tim Healy's 84 year old harridan wife in TV Quick, a photo of your nan, a sexy encounter with an electrical toothbrush and/or any sort of physical intimacy with members of the public you sit next to on a bus. Ideally not a school-bus mind. There are limits.

8) Time is the best healer - if you're still feeling low by next weekend then perhaps it's time to 'Go Ponce'.

9) Go Ponce - apply for as many credit cards as is humanly possible to fill in forms for. On receipt of cards buy yourself any number of dreaful clothes, cars and trinkets and set yourself up on Twitter. You'll be up to your knuckles in clunge before you can say c*nt. And when I say knuckles in clunge, I do of course mean neck in debt.

10) Nothing rarely happens for the good - it is likely that external forces were at hand and you have been royally f*cked right over. A simple, but grown up, conversation with her about the rights and wrongs of the break-up are certainly in order. Women tend to prefer these conversations to happen at randon times, usually late at night when the man is in drink and ideally starting on the phone (or via a late-night Radio Phone In) and ultimately terminating in a fist-fight in the garden around 3am. You know what you have to do sonshine, so use this event as a learning measure for self growth and go get yourself a dressing gown, fishing rod, can of Eight Ace and a chicken portion and keep your pecker up.

Hope this helps.

Claire x

Torino Posted on 22/11/2011 22:11
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One word to describe that post from Claire, genius[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

HarryVegas Posted on 22/11/2011 22:29
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Claire [:D][:D][:D]

One other award...

Poster most hated by knuckle draggers who also say he should be called a hero - r00fie [^]

plazmuh Posted on 22/11/2011 22:34
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Yep top post Claire hats off fella..
Regards
Plazmuh
[:D][:D][^]

ItsMe Posted on 23/11/2011 07:08
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£16,000 to get access to my youngest daughter who now spends every weekend with me and never wants to go home at the end of it [^]
Getting back in touch with my eldest after almost 8 years and having her move in with me a few weeks ago making me a very happy poster, am I in with a shout for dad of the year?

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 23/11/2011 07:41
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Claire [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

redlips Posted on 23/11/2011 08:09
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ClaireSmith gold medal award for the relationship thread

PinkPonce Posted on 23/11/2011 08:56
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It'd be hard not to include you ItsMe [^]

PP ... x

ItsMe Posted on 23/11/2011 09:13
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Cheers Poncey [^]

Humpty Posted on 23/11/2011 09:20
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How is MSS at no.4 for most tedious subject!! It should be running away with that category. I'll modestly put myself forward for worst username [B)]

PinkPonce Posted on 23/11/2011 09:26
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It's not at number 4 technically - Once all nominations are in, it will be voted properly [:D]

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 23/11/2011 09:34
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new category : Most Condecending Poster

wildchildjim Posted on 23/11/2011 09:39
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Disgusted I'm not voted for best newcomer
my first thread about parent and child
parking Tesco hit over a ton
[cr][cr][cr][:(]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 23/11/2011 09:46
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"9) Go Ponce - apply for as many credit cards as is humanly possible to fill in forms for. On receipt of cards buy yourself any number of dreaful clothes, cars and trinkets and set yourself up on Twitter. You'll be up to your knuckles in clunge before you can say c*nt. And when I say knuckles in clunge, I do of course mean neck in debt."
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 23/11/2011 11:33
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Poor LISBUM [sad]

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 23/11/2011 11:43
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I'd vote LL dad of the year but he keeps a cat at home [V][:(]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 23/11/2011 13:05
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Poor Barry.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 28/11/2011 09:21
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I'm going to nominate Sossage for funniest poster. He's largely anonymous but pops up every now and then with a one liner. He's also of '8 Dart Finish' fame.

PP ... x

MarlonD Posted on 28/11/2011 09:24
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I'm going to nominate Ponce for the following award -

'Biggest knobhead who keeps Hoofing his own threads'

PinkPonce Posted on 28/11/2011 09:31
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[:D][^]

PP ... x

dooderooni Posted on 28/11/2011 10:18
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How the fu©k am I nominated first in the "Green-Eyed Monster" award category?

I fail to see how "Poster not nominated in any other category because he's not a tw@t/spammer/attention seeker" can be taken in any other way than with the humility and humbleness that was intended.

Anyway, suck on that LL and Flar, you is going down boyz, that award is mine I tells you!

Vote for dood!

Miklaadt Posted on 01/12/2011 18:44
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Admin of the Year: PP

bill_door Posted on 01/12/2011 18:49
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Can I add MSS to 'Armchair Supporter of the Year' please.

90 minutes from Bristol and they're going to be sat drinking and eating fake-Parmos in London.[V][;)]

PinkPonce Posted on 01/12/2011 18:50
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Miklaadt it would be an absolute honour to win the admin of the year award, especially given the stick we get from mainly those who don't appreciate just how tough it is.

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 01/12/2011 20:24
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I won't, I'll be at home watching it on TV.[ref]

PinkPonce Posted on 06/12/2011 10:21
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Still a few days to get your nominations in ... Before the final polling stations are opened ...

PP ... x

The_same_as_before Posted on 06/12/2011 10:33
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Most missed poster, jointly nominated Red Rebel and Critical Bill, and missed out by a short head Bernie.

wildchildjim Posted on 06/12/2011 10:45
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It's Just such an honour to be nominated
[cr][cr]

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 06/12/2011 10:46
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this post is a stain on my reputation, and not a nice stain either; maybe a mustard stain on a lilac top.

HarryVegas Posted on 06/12/2011 11:07
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Most missed poster - Maxi [cr]

PinkPonce Posted on 06/12/2011 12:05
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Maxi is a definite for the most missed. Does anyone know where he is?

Poor MAXI [sad]

PP ... x

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 06/12/2011 12:16
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3 nominations I am touched [:X]

Cecil_J_Mctumshie Posted on 06/12/2011 12:35
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The Most Ignored Poster award-must be me

bill_door Posted on 06/12/2011 13:27
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Why is the above post blank?

borobadge Posted on 06/12/2011 13:30
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shirley, there has to be a 'over-seas' poster of the year ?

nedkat ?

coggeur le conq ?

pierre ?

or any of the Aussie boys....

Humpty Posted on 08/12/2011 14:32
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The 'IOWA_PETE' sponsored messageboard breakdown of the year award:

Supermac (Speedgate)

xxlshirts_fit_all Posted on 08/12/2011 14:53
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no nominations? good or bad![?]

[:P]

newyddion Posted on 08/12/2011 14:56
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Player of the Year: Lisbonlegend
Young Player of the Year: r00fie

xxlshirts_fit_all Posted on 08/12/2011 14:59
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i could nominate my self for

"The longest time spent under water in one go" award?

unless anyone else has been under for longer than 100 days this year, its mine!

MsCurly Posted on 08/12/2011 15:01
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IOWA_pete.

[cr] [xx(]


jannizart Posted on 08/12/2011 15:13
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I have no chance in the charity section so if I can't be most informative/helpful then can I be an attention seeker please?

Torino Posted on 21/12/2011 12:50
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Hoof for Ponce in his absence[:O]

PinkPonce Posted on 23/01/2012 19:21
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Results:

•FMTTM Best Poster of 2011:
PinkPonce

•FMTTM Worst Poster of 2011:
Jeremy_Clarkson

•FMTTM Funniest Poster of 2011:
Sossage

•FMTTM Thickest Poster of 2011:
Atkingson - GenerallyThickAsPhuckGate

•Most Hated Poster:
Borolad259

•Best Newcomer:
Viv_Andersons_Nana

•Thread of the year 2011:
Viv_Andersons_Nana - 'Mowbrays Memoirs' View Thread: http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/2520040

•The 'Bigrichardthe3rd' Sponsored Tipster of the Year Award:
BoroDavey (GeeGees)

•The 'IOWA_PETE' sponsored messageboard breakdown of the year award:
LisbonLegend - CustardGate

•Best Username:
Poo_from_the_top_of_the_wardrobe

•Worst Username:
Fridaynighttipple

•The 'MADMICK' Sponsored Biggest Stupid Lefty Phucking Doyle of the year award:
SpeckyGet

•Green Eyed Monster Award:
LisbonLegend

•The 'Look at Me' Biggest Attention Seeker Award:
Flar

•The 'LisbonLegend' Sponsored Services to Charity Award:
LisbonLegend

•FMTTM's Most Missed Poster:
Critical_Bill

•FMTTM Dad of the Year:
Borolad259

•Armchair Supporter of the Year:
LisbonLegend

•London CockKnocker of the Year:
EmmersonsBrazilianDong

•FMTTM most tedious subject 2011:
MSS FC

•The 'Rob_FMTTM' sponsored Lifetime achievement award:
Maxi_Levey

Congratulations to the lucky winners [^]

PP ... x

fridaynighttipple Posted on 23/01/2012 19:22
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you cheeky coont[B)]

mr_maz Posted on 23/01/2012 19:24
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Where is positive discrimination when you need it!!!

I should have won Paki of the Year!!!

Bloody Jews!!![ref] (Joke)

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 23/01/2012 19:40
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[^]

Miklaadt Posted on 23/01/2012 19:43
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The admin of the year votes still being counted?

PinkPonce Posted on 23/01/2012 19:46
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•Admin of the Year
PinkPonce

[^]

PP ... x

bill_door Posted on 23/01/2012 19:55
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"•Best Newcomer:
Viv_Andersons_Nana"

UnbeXXXXXXinglievable.

[:D][B)]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 23/01/2012 20:02
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I would like to thank my mother for giving me the worst craic ever

I would also like to thank Pink Ponce for still looking like David Gest

Gush Gush (in a Kate Winslet style)

I would also like to thank everyone for being much better than me at posting

To everyone that nominated me (PP) kiss my bellend [^][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 23/01/2012 20:08
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I'd like to thank you all for this lovely award. I like to think that I am a father figure to all my lovely fans, both here and on the naughty step...I hope that my paternal excellence is something that you will take with you on your own journeys into fatherhood (those of you for which that is at least a remote possibility). You will, I hope, one day be setting a similarly exemplary example to a new generation. Thank you. [cr][cr][cr][^]

Pauluka Posted on 23/01/2012 20:12
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Clarkson, your patter is a fooooking disgrace, you boring tedius bellend

Carry on

yozzer_hughes Posted on 23/01/2012 20:14
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Shouldnt this be re-named the official Pink Ponce Awards ?
Hope he fecks off for another couple of months[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 23/01/2012 20:21
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[:D][cr]

PP ... x

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 23/01/2012 20:26
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I'd like to thank the FA, ITV, Sky Sports, Alan Hansen, MFC's Customer Services Department, Tony Blair, Mark Lawrenson, Clive Tyldesley, all the people that slag off Stoke City, the government, Martin Tyler, the people who can't see what Andrew Taylor brought to the team, Fabio Capello, the tabloid-press, Rupert Murdoch, Jamie Redknapp, Gareth Southgate, Alan Shearer, Sir Philip Green, the Royal Family, Tories, Melanie Phillips, Harry Redknapp, Richard Littlejohn, Jeremy Clarkson, the government, Ray Wilkins, Neil Warnock, Tories, Manchester United, Kenny Dalglish, 'spin doctors', Richard Keys, the vast majority of the broadsheet-press, Manchester Citeh's Petrodollars, lobbyists, Kevin Davies, Andy Townsend, TalkSport, Peter Drury, Tarmo Kink, the people who run the Daily Mail website, Julio Arca, Alan Green, the government, John Terry, Russell Howard, Simon Cowell, Tories, the Evening Gazette, Tuncay, Muse, racist people, the people who slag off Jason Steele, Alex Ferguson, the government, Neil Lennon, Robbie Savage... for giving me just about enough moaning material to win a coveted FMTTM Award with. Couldn't have done it without them.