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PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:08
Why are a lot of you Jealous of Me?

On the Birthday Thread and many others before.

Critical Bill (yet again)
Rubber Soles
You Drive Me Swayze

?

I really do feel for you. You should never envy anyone, but be happy with what you are and have yourself. Sad little men.

XXX

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 12:12
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2 b fair ponce, I know that u r little and very slight, but a decent lad deep down , its jus ur singing 2 women and horrendous sense of dress that make me vomit

littlejimmy Posted on 07/04/2008 12:13
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You are the new capio, but without the slightly unhinged charm.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:14
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Slickwana!

Hmmmm let me have a think [:D]

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 12:14
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Because you are handsome, popular, witty and loaded.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:15
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[:)]

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 12:16
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Given that I only know of you due to your highly amusing online persona, to say that anyone could possibly be jealous of you is a fooking joke, but then this type of thread and it's topic is the exact reason why you're throughly mocked on here.

You're like a plaything for some on here; a worthless nobody who some can release a bit of frustration at by winding you up and taking the P***. Don't be upset by this, it's your role in life Pinky darling.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 12:18
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Has the Ponce bummed your boyfriend Swayze?


Chill.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:22
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Swayze - please allow me to direct you to Mat Evans' post on the "P***ed Off" thread.

"mat_evans Posted on 06/04/2008 20:35 Email this Message | Reply
P***ed Off
He's not mocked that's the thing though Swayze, he's just one of many different personalities on this board. It seems to me a lot of people are just jealous of the lifestyle he says he lives. Now any chance of debating a few football topics, we've just drawn a cracking game with united you know?"

I think this explains a lot - and your failure to respond does speak volumes. If I may comment further to your post above - thank you for stating that I am highly amusing. As ridsdale stated, my witty nature is one of the very reasons that I attract envious glances from many on the board.

You are pretty new to the board swayze - given time you will see that people don't wind me up. The constant pinkponce-athons which appear in here are just their, and your, way of having a little contact with the board celebrity. We all have fifteen minutes of fame - It just so happens that mine has lasted 4 years!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:23
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[:D] Ridsdale:

I can do the Cha Cha and the Mamba better, thats all rids.

"Oooh Loverboyyyy"

zaphod Posted on 07/04/2008 12:23
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Self-absorption is not an attractive trait, even in this weird on-line fantasy world.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:26
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Zaph:

Its hard to be pre-occupied with myself in the midst of all the attention I receive in here.

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 12:28
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Its definately more than wot u get in the town

Pizza_Chinese_Karaoke Posted on 07/04/2008 12:35
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pp your arrogance knows no bounds does it. The board celebrity? 4 years of board fame? What F***ing planet are you on? I read your self opinionated threads and they are stink of a personal love in for yourself. You may think you as the man coz you look after yourself but on here you are no better than anybody else. Personally i think you a full of bullS*** who thrusts his over inflated ego on a message board. Remember, a message board is not real life, its just somewhere idiots like you can build up an image to hide away the real fact that you dont actually have such a wonderfull life. Maybe it time, people will realise you're just a very lonely man. Maybe people will just go along with you to save your feelings. I on the other hand, think you are a cross dressing weirdo. That'll be all ladyboy

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 12:36
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"Has the Ponce bummed your boyfriend Swayze?


Chill."

Like I said; Pinky is nothing more than a plaything on here for me and others. He's not taken seriously, he's simply a parody, a joke, a no-mark that has people pointing and laughing at. His "celebrity" or whatever you want to call it is purely self-inflicted given his desire for attention, which is ultimately quite sad as I imagine he's quite a lonesome nobody outside of FMTTM.

People like him exist in all walks, in every corner of the Internet. It's easy to create some persona to give some purpose to your sad existence even if it is some fabricated shell of a life. Some people feel like they are actually someone on the Internet given that they're no one in the real world; Pinky is one of those people and I have no quarrels adding to his "celebrity" if it makes a sad, lonely, loveless individual like Pinky feel wanted.

We love you PinkPonce.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 12:38
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And what inspired your 'persona'?

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 12:39
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Bob Mortimer.

red_rebel Posted on 07/04/2008 12:43
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"people are just jealous of the lifestyle he says he leads"

He is a chartered surveyor who spends most of his disposable income on male grroming products FFS. Oooh, dangerous.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:49
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Pizza Chinese Karaoke!!

That was such a moving speach.

Swayze

I don't need your attention. When you go, there'll be someone else come along to continue the love in.

Both:

I didn't create this persona. It was created for me. If you had been around long enough you would have realised this. Instead you jump on the bandwagon, and make judgements because I am liked on here. Deep down you are hoping that I am a lonely young man. What you, and I both KNOW is that I am quite the opposite. I don't need to explain that on here anyway. I'm not in here to make friends. for me, this place is where I have some fun, where I attract bites from you and revel in the fact that you are being P***ed off by someone whom you long to be just like.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 12:49
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what is there too be jealous about seriously? what has he really go going for him more than anyone else? Would you really want to be that vain, self centred, materialistic and groomed?

Why would i want to spend about 1 hour per day looking in the mirror getting ready? life is too short for that.

you are in your mid 20s, but he time you hit your mid 30s you wil have grown out of all this image stuff jsut to keep popular. You will probably feel more comfortable with yourself and not fussed about dressing to impress and being materialistic. I mean do you still act the same as when you were 16? peopel just grow up later than others

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:50
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Red Rebel.

You would assume that wouldn't you. But then you would have to have some knowledge into my salary and benefits, and as you don't your claim holds no substance.

littlejimmy Posted on 07/04/2008 12:51
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I'd be surprised if he was chartered yet.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 12:51
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Yea, wait 'till your looks go Ponce.

GGGG Posted on 07/04/2008 12:53
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i think PP is a decent character never comes across as arrogant and always has witty threads, if he comes across arrogant at times maybe its because people start on hi for no reason and if he hi didnt retaliate to these jibes then he would be a ponce

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 12:55
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A chartered surveyor???

F***ing Hell! I thought even using your rather limited imagination you could at least lie and give yourself a more exciting job.

What a fooking joke you are!

rubber_soles Posted on 07/04/2008 12:55
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I'd love to be like you but i imagine it hurts so i'm gonna give it a miss.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 12:56
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Yeah, Jimmy -Not chartered!

SAS:

I can safely say that when I'm 30, 40 or even 50 I will stick take pride in myself and dress how I want. Its not a phase that you grow out off. Its a bit of pride in appearence.

Don't give me the B******* about feeling comfortable with myself etc etc. I am totally comfortable with how i am. Just cos i whack a bit of moisterisor on my cheeks and some stuff in my hair doesn't mean that I'm not comfortable. Its the norm basically.

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/04/2008 12:57
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I don't think it's anything to do with jealousy.
People just find it easy to 'prod' the narcissistic tosspot as they know he will bite.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:00
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GGGG Good man.

Swayze - Apart from the salsa, what do you do?

See thats the thing isn't it - why would you come on here claiming to be something you are not. I am a Quantity Surveyor. Why would I say anything else.

What is funny is that for the amount of unemployment and the low average wage for people on teesside is that this board seems to be frequented by many property developers etc etc. I don't know where they all are when the governments works its figures out.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:01
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Ah Bill - can always rely on you to make an appearance! Don't be mistaken by a) a bite or b) a witty put down.

You've been on the end of them a few times kid.

littlejimmy Posted on 07/04/2008 13:01
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I'm not chartered either and it hasn't done me any harm.

red_rebel Posted on 07/04/2008 13:02
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Sorry ponce, you are right, I failed to take account of your salery and package.

"He is a just a non-chartered surveyor with a reasonable package of perks - y'know, BUPA, luncheon vouchers, gym membership, car park pass for Terminal 5 - and who spends most of his disposable income on male grooming products FFS. Oooh, dangerous."



PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:02
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Yeah - well its good to know. Thats for later in life I think, if at all.

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/04/2008 13:03
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You seem to struggle yourself to differentiate.

Admin are probably expecting an e-mail from your Mam soon.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 13:04
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Rebel, no differrent to you spending money on new leather elbow pads and cardigans.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 13:04
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"Don't give me the B******* about feeling comfortable with myself etc etc. I am totally comfortable with how i am."

but you arnt, otherwise you wouldnt be so image orientated and spend so much on haircuts,sunbeds..etc if you were comfortable with yourself you wouldnt need to do all that shyte just to leave the house.

Maybe somewhere down the line you might wake up one day and think what is all the point in doing all that prep work just to pop down to spar for some cans of beer. life is just too short to be fannying about all day.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:05
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Red Rebel

I'll help you out mate:

He is a just a non-chartered quantity surveyor with a reasonable package of perks - y'know, Salary, Car Allowance, Weekly Flights, Tax Free Lodging Allowance, BUPA, Final Salary Pension Scheme, etc etc etc - and who spends a small amount of his disposable income on male grooming products FFS. Oooh, dangerous

mickbrown Posted on 07/04/2008 13:07
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Living the dream lad, living the dream.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:08
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Haha SAS, listen mate.

What makes you so sure I fanny about all day getting ready. Just cos i have a daft haircut doesn't mean it takes me hours to get ready.

How long do you think it takes to get out of the shower and put some moisturisor on?

How much do you think i spend on sunbeds? Do you think i get dolled up to go and buy some cans from the shop?

Assume.

It makes an ASS out of U and ME

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 13:09
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I bet Rebel's state pension as a college lecturer is the best on this board.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:09
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Mick [:D]

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 13:13
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It is obvious deep down you are insecure. you use image to hide it. I dont expect you will admit it as then people will spot a chink in your armour. I'm guess how you were brought up might have contributed to your insecurity. perhaps you parents split up at a young age and you lived with your mum.

People who preen so much are always insecure. Because they need it for the confidence.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 13:13
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"I don't think it's anything to do with jealousy.
People just find it easy to 'prod' the narcissistic tosspot as they know he will bite."

Smackdown!!!

My thoughts exactly Critical_Bill, he's such a catch though.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:19
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HAHAH!

Whilst i don't appreciate your insights into my personal upbringing, I will still respond to your post.

Please substantiate your reply with a link to the post in which i claim to take hours to get ready and preen myself.

You, along with others, have formed an image of me in your mind. You think that i spend all day every day preening myself, shaving my balls etc etc etc.

That doesn't make me insecure in the slightest. I can not understand how you would come to that conclusion.

I have a shave and I put some moisturisor on. This makes me insecure? Maybe it just means that I don't want to have dry skin and want to protect it.

Brilliant though, Just brilliant.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 13:25
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Frankly I couldn't give a flying F*** if you put moisteriser on simply because I've done it myself at times, it's the W***** you are on here that makes me laugh and as Critical_Bill said; you're simply someone to prod and get a bite.

Pizza_Chinese_Karaoke Posted on 07/04/2008 13:25
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what about the envy thread? The lass you "claimed" you knew the girl in question(very well too) but the envy thread turned out to be a hoax as it wasn't about the boro envy store.
Just another fine example of you being full of it.

now no doubt you will claim, you were winding in a few people but you seemed all most certain you "knew" this girl extremely well!

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 13:26
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"I can not understand how you would come to that conclusion."

That is just how you come across on here. So it is upto you if you want people to think differently.

It is not jsut the moituriser. it is how you come across on here generally. it is like you always keep wanting to reassure yourself. Very image orientated and checking to see how people perceive you. Private number plate amongst many things..etc

Back to the title of the thread, so what have you exceeded in life to make me or anyone jealous?

you remind me of a z list celebrity that starts off on big brother and once they drop their guard they are insecure.

mat_evans Posted on 07/04/2008 13:33
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Caught some whoppers today Ponce

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/04/2008 13:34
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Where?
His initial post is one of the biggest bites this board has seen.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:39
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I know mat!! [;)]

Bill, that is NOT a bite. Know the difference please! And you are one of the worst for it kidda x

Envy thread - I never ONCE claimed to know that girl. I suggest you find the thread and read through all of my posts. You will be very disappointed.

All i said was "I could be responsible for breaking your heart:" to Steve or whoever it was. Does that mean I know her? Survey Says. NO. [:)]

Sas - I like your logic mate. Everyone who owns a private registration is insecure huh. Who'd have thought it!


red_rebel Posted on 07/04/2008 13:40
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"He is a just a non-chartered quantity surveyor with a reasonable package of perks - y'know, Salary, Car Allowance, Weekly Flights, Tax Free Lodging Allowance, BUPA, Final Salary Pension Scheme, etc etc etc - and who spends a small amount of his disposable income on male grooming products FFS. Oooh, dangerous."

Blimey, what a package. You are very well rewarded in your dull job. Well done. Feel free to spend, spend spend on eyebrow tweasers and highlights in your righteous battle against ageing and appearing plain. Because you are worth it.

Rids: Don't blow the whistle on my sinecure's generous leather patch and cardie allowance,

rubber_soles Posted on 07/04/2008 13:40
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You're spending your birthday craving for attention on a messageboard.

NedKat Posted on 07/04/2008 13:41
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Err, can I just say, I am not jealous of you one tiny little bit.

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/04/2008 13:41
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"I really do feel for you. You should never envy anyone, but be happy with what you are and have yourself. Sad little men."

Chomptastic.
I bet you puffed out your concave chest when you typed that.

heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 07/04/2008 13:41
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PinkPonce on Big Brother......interesting idea.

I don't think the board could take it, TBH [:)]

ALPHA_MALE Posted on 07/04/2008 13:42
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who the fook do you think you are FFS

not get enough attention when you where little?

Jeezus you have a bit of wedge in your back pocket and you think everyone looks upto you....guess what lots of other people have more wedge...just that we are a bit more classy than to bleat about it on here

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:43
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RS: Correction: I am spending the morning after an all day sesh yesterday for the match winding you mugs up on a messageboard.

I am just waiting for the girlfriend to come round then i'm off out for lunch and a bit of shopping to treat myself. I deserve it. And plus, as red rebel so rightly states. BECAUSE IM WORTH IT.

XXX PP


rubber_soles Posted on 07/04/2008 13:43
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I thought he'd be out trying to get his hole paxo'd.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 13:44
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Pinky is getting proper scalped on here! Ha!

Must be sad when the best part of your life is the negative attention you receive on a fooking forum! What a waste of life!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:45
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HAHAHA this is getting better.

Well done alpha male.... The biggest bite of them all right there!!

This is getting easy.

Heaton - They might not be able to take it when I win X Factor this year.

offside-again Posted on 07/04/2008 13:46
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...


Link: Pinkponce

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 13:46
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Swayze, hun care to explain where the scalping happened??

Come on Spagetti Arms!

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 13:47
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It's that old Teesside thing, local lad does good, best drag him down.

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/04/2008 13:48
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Starting this particular thread is a bite that cannot be surpassed.

Stabilo_Boss Posted on 07/04/2008 13:49
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I have absolutely no problem with men using moisturiser, being effeminate when they're straight, being effeminate when they gay, whatever. Live and let live... just don't feel obliged to tell everyone about it. It comes across as mildly tragic. You don't seem to realise how unbecoming listing out your company benefits online is.

Oh no, I forgot, you cleverly reinforce this caricature of yourself to garner some attention and show how intelligent and uninhibited you are - except it does exactly the opposite. Your posts lack any of the wit or humility that makes other board 'characters' likable.


rick4974 Posted on 07/04/2008 13:50
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FFS i've heard it all now.

i don't think anybody on here is jealous of you PP, the opposite i would say. At the end of the day, you can talk about buying high priced clothing, private number plates and yourself but we all have something in common, we all are typing from the same thing........a computer. Whether its a mac, pc or mobile(like myself) we are all as equal as you.
You can have all the money, facial products and hair products you want, it still doesn't make you a better person than anybody on here.
Can you explain how you are the so called "board celebrity"? Have you been on tv, in a movie or even radio? are you a failed sportsman? have you been in the gazette?

ALPHA_MALE Posted on 07/04/2008 13:50
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ah ok double bluff n all that...yeah you got me......sure you did what about all the other materialistic sh!te you spout

Ohhh what should I treat myself with?

What luxuries do you own?

They are just some Ive seen and Im not on that often

FFS lad giver yer head a shake

rick4974 Posted on 07/04/2008 13:53
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rids, is pink your idol or something, all you've done on this thread is stick your tongue so far up his arse, you're tickling his tonsils

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/04/2008 13:55
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rick, I think he's just one of those older gentleman who try to acquire male friends who are half their age.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 13:56
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Yes. I want a son like him.

rubber_soles Posted on 07/04/2008 13:56
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His birthday wish was to get a ton thread.

Dont give him it.

rick4974 Posted on 07/04/2008 13:59
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don't tell me soles, thats his present to himself. being a QS does bring good birthday presents then.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 14:00
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Bill! lol.


I'll get you back for that. Wait and see.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 14:00
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"I have absolutely no problem with men using moisturiser, being effeminate when they're straight, being effeminate when they gay, whatever. Live and let live... just don't feel obliged to tell everyone about it. It comes across as mildly tragic. You don't seem to realise how unbecoming listing out your company benefits online is.

Oh no, I forgot, you cleverly reinforce this caricature of yourself to garner some attention and show how intelligent and uninhibited you are - except it does exactly the opposite. Your posts lack any of the wit or humility that makes other board 'characters' likable."

Spot on mate!

Digressing his deluded sense of self-importance is all fair and well on a forum, but try a stunt like that in the regular walks of life and people like Pinky find themselves in a bloody pulp on the ground.

Perhaps Pinky should just retire now, the moron.

As for ridsdale; you're such a shameless, undignified sycophant it's like watching Blair finger-F*** Dubya Bush. Prat.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 14:03
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You don't know what prat means Swayze.

Even if you find Ponce over the top, is it not sad that you boil your P*** every time he posts.

It's a messageboard FFS.

P.S. "find themselves in a bloody pulp on the ground." That is the saddest and lowest point in this thread.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 14:04
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It is obvious that someone who starts a thread telling everyone it is their birthday and then starts abother one asking if people are jealous, is insecure and looking for attention and reassuring.. still dont know what peopel are supposed to be jealous of.

kermit Posted on 07/04/2008 14:05
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Is this real?

MarlonD Posted on 07/04/2008 14:09
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Can,t be arsed to read the whole thread but is the gist of it the following -

Baldy knackers, attention seeking.

rick4974 Posted on 07/04/2008 14:11
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happy birthday to ME

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 14:16
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My knick knack paddy whacks are trimmed too.

Thankyou and good night.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 14:18
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"You don't know what prat means Swayze.

Even if you find Ponce over the top, is it not sad that you boil your P*** every time he posts.

It's a messageboard FFS."

Well I know that you're a prat just because Graham-F***ing-Norton boy starts copy-and-pasting quotes from an online dictionary to claim I know it means arse, I know it means fool, plonker, prick, tosser, W***** and so forth too. As such is the beauty of the English language when words form numerous meaning like "wicked" or "gay" for example. Do you understand, PRAT!


"P.S. "find themselves in a bloody pulp on the ground." That is the saddest and lowest point in this thread.""

Are you denying that such occurrences do not happen, you blinkered idiot? The amount of times some Neanderthal has planted some gobby, self-important, arrogant, pretentious tosspot like PinkPonce because they've irked such a person is uncountable, not that I condone such behaviour, but some berks think with their fists and don't suffer T***s like PinkPonce gladly.


Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 14:19
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Dr_Evil thinks that there are a lot of strange people on here.

Dr_Evil also thinks that speaking in the third person is cool.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 14:20
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Ah well, as long as you are only obnoxious behind a keyboard that's OK.

Lefty Posted on 07/04/2008 14:26
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Perhaps the reason is that a lot of men would secretly like to be a woman for a day.

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 14:40
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2 b fair, most of u's r wrong about the ponce. Im one of his mates and whilst he is shallow, vain and a cheesy cheesy cheesy man who sings in girls ears whilst in bars and pubs etc, he is a really gud lad. He's not rich, i dnt know y ev1 thinks he is! But like i said he is a gr8 lad and he has blatenly jus put this thread on 2 wind ev1 up and ev1 who has replied negatively, then he has succeeded! I can guarantee he will be shoppin 4 ridicularly bad clothes, laffing wit his girlfriend (who is mint btw) about how he's jus wasted ev1s morning by putting this thread on here. Much Luv Ponce, Altho ur cracks S@it, I luv it.

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 14:42
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Ponce, I thought you were 26? I didnt realise you hung out with teenagers?

Tut tut, I defend you normally.

[:)]

rick4974 Posted on 07/04/2008 14:46
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slick r u 13 yr old m8 or r u jus retarded

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 14:48
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y hav I got 2 b 13 or retarded?

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 14:57
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"2 b fair, most of u's r wrong about the ponce. Im one of his mates and whilst he is shallow, vain and a cheesy cheesy cheesy man who sings in girls ears whilst in bars and pubs etc, he is a really gud lad. He's not rich, i dnt know y ev1 thinks he is! But like i said he is a gr8 lad and he has blatenly jus put this thread on 2 wind ev1 up and ev1 who has replied negatively, then he has succeeded! I can guarantee he will be shoppin 4 ridicularly bad clothes, laffing wit his girlfriend (who is mint btw) about how he's jus wasted ev1s morning by putting this thread on here. Much Luv Ponce, Altho ur cracks S@it, I luv it."

Are you a retard or something? If you honestly expect people to bother reading and appreciating your comments then you'd be doing yourself a massive favour if you started posting them in English instead of this chavvy, text-speak for F***-wits, you imbecile!

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 15:00
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'Are you a retard or something?'

How articulate, Swayze. You are making yourself look like a c*nt again.

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 07/04/2008 15:02
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I'm not jealous of you

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 15:11
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y is that chavvy 2 write in shortened words, im not looking 4 an A in gcse i got it and probly not like u, i hav a job 2 do so i write like this 2 save time. Is it ur ambition 2 jus b a dik and try 2 upset evry 1 who writes sumthing? Do u still live wit ur mam and claim dole, u sad prick!

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 15:17
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Sorry SlickW***** I don't really understand what it is you're trying to say, I understand English and a little German, not retard, which I'm guessing that you excel at given your moronic excuse of a post written in chavvy gibberish. Either go to school and learn English, learn some Internet etiquette or just don't bother.

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 15:19
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'learn some Internet etiquette or just don't bother.'

Hypocritical thing to say Swayze, if you carry on saying things like retard etc, I would imagine you'll have plenty of time to reflect on the things you post.

Tool.

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 07/04/2008 15:20
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I don't understand how people writing that way think its quicker and easier- its pointless and looks stupid - it doesn't take any longer to write in normal English as opposed to text message speak - plus, providing you can read, it is easier to read.

Snoop_Smog Posted on 07/04/2008 15:24
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It takes me twice as long to read that shyte to be honest. Chav or not, writing like that gives people the impression you're thick.

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 15:26
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It is annoying to read like.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 15:27
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"'learn some Internet etiquette or just don't bother.'

Hypocritical thing to say Swayze, if you carry on saying things like retard etc, I would imagine you'll have plenty of time to reflect on the things you post.

Tool."

What and calling people a "tool" is. Hypocrisy indeed. Go back to boring people with your watermelons and S***ty tales about how much you can bench press, you clown.

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 15:29
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Im going to bench 100 kilos tonight Swayze!

littlejimmy Posted on 07/04/2008 15:31
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Bloody Nora. PP, you're a genius. You've got everyone kicking lumps out of each other.

lee_ding_geek Posted on 07/04/2008 15:33
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are people in exceptionally bad moods? perhaps it's the weather. low pressure.

ridsdale Posted on 07/04/2008 15:36
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FFS, it reads 1002 millibars on my barometer. How is that low?

It's at least in the top half of the pressure table you fookin moron!!!


You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 15:36
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That's kickass Dr_Evil!!!

lee_ding_geek Posted on 07/04/2008 15:38
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alright! keep your hair on. i was just speculating!

Dr_Evil Posted on 07/04/2008 15:48
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Yeah Whooooooo. Whoo yeah.

Whoopass.

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 16:01
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One is regrettful for ones bad use of grammar. One will try to use proper English from now on and although one does not understand what the problem is one can see that literature written in this way may look childish. One will talk in the proer English vernacular.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 16:03
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See, it wasn't that hard was it?

scare_glow Posted on 07/04/2008 16:04
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are you all women on this thread?

onthemap Posted on 07/04/2008 16:05
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This is why I stick to factually correct footballing threads only.

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 16:12
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to be honest i didnt even realise that i was even doin it, many apologies although swayze there was no need to be such a tw@t about it

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 16:21
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is he back formt he hairdressers and tanning booth yet? maybe he got a free wax chucked in?

Ivan_Drago Posted on 07/04/2008 16:54
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"Rebel, no differrent to you spending money on new leather elbow pads and cardigans."

[:D]

As for PP his vain stuff doesn't bother me but boasting of his salary when I know many people on here that (at least double his salary) is tiresome. We all know what qs' earn, they do ok, they drive golfs and live in 3 bedroom houses in the suburbs.

Wonderful.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 17:39
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My My My - Check you lot out!

There is a lot of stuff on here which I can't read - Firstly cos I haven't got time and secondly because its all B*******.

But I will just say one thing in response to swayze's coment about lying in a bloody pulp on the floor.

That is possibly the most ridiculous thing i have ever read on here. There is 1 difference between me and everyone else on this Board.

That difference is that you all hide behind a username! I don't. Everyone knows who I am, where I sit, wher I drink, Where I work (shall I go on).

At the end of the day, I care not for what you think about me. Yo7u have all wasted most of your day on here getting wound up and aggitated by me - this person who you supposedly don't care about.

let me give you a small example here. I don't have a problem with onthemap. BUT i vrey rarely post on his football related posts. I'll post on the others though. You tell me that you don't all love me, but you have spent the best part of 6 hours discussing me in vast detail.

I pity some of you (swayze) but I do have a lot of time (messageboard time) for others because they have a good input to the board (Dr Evil etc..critical bill this does include you believe it or not).

Anyway, i've been out, done a bit of shopping, spent the afternoon with the lovely girlfriend and now i'm gonna shave my bits and get ready to go out this evening. Not sure where, but if i can log on later from my ipod touch i'll update you all so you can continue talking about me.

Its been an absolute pleasure ladies and gents, so keep up the good work.

Everyone loves the ponce. YOu either wanna be him, or you wanna be IN him.

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 17:41
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Ledge!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 17:44
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PS:

Does anyone else find that veet for men stings like a bastid!

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 17:45
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"That difference is that you all hide behind a username! I don't. Everyone knows who I am, where I sit, wher I drink, Where I work (shall I go on). "

Not true, i like many probably know more people in real life than you.

"At the end of the day, I care not for what you think about me. Yo7u have all wasted most of your day on here getting wound up and aggitated by me - this person who you supposedly don't care about."

if you are not that bothered then why keep starting threads wanting to know what people think about you? and you have been thinking about this thread most of the day and so now your boss has gone home you wil lhave a quick read before going home, then possibly have another look tonight or first thing in the morning

"Everyone loves the ponce. YOu either wanna be him, or you wanna be IN him."

Nah, still waiting for you to tell us what you have that would make me or anyone else jealous.

Seriosuly though are you really 26? you sound about 17

I've been on this board a lot longer than you have and so got a better idea of how things work on here. Generally the ones I have met in the real world dont take this board seriously and dont care about other people on here. the ones that take things personally and serious are the ones who write on here they dont care what people think but then keep popping back to see what people wrote. maybe you havent met many people from here in the real workd so havent realised that yet.

so i guess it is school holidays then?

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 17:46
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I do m8, but i only use it on my bumhole, and I use the womens one, me n our lass go halves!

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 17:47
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I found it smells like P*** probably due to it's urea content.

I have to say that your rant was just comedy gold one of the very reason why you're such a F***ing joke on here! I suppose it's refreshing to have a half-wit chav like Slickwnaker as you're poodle too.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 17:51
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SAS:

Are you still giving me attention?

Why can't you and all of the rest see it - You are intrigued by me. Hence why you continue to talk about me. (116 posts at the last count)

Some of you hate me. Some of you like me. Bothered? Not in the slightest. Like I said, i'm not here to make friends.

"Not true, i like many probably know more people in real life than you."

Sas i couldn't care less how many people you know - its whether they all like you that counts. Away from here i have a great circle of friends, a great family and thats all that matters to me.

You can continue to have you love ins on here with your pretend friends (pauluka, lisbon, Scoea etc etc etc) on here.

I don't want to know what you all think about me mate. I couldnt care less whether you liked me or not. I started this thread and it has proved a point.

Some of the abuse is absolutely brilliant. The sheer anger and hatred in some of the posts is just laughable. Some of you need to let off some steam one thinks.

All i know is I am making rob and steve very rich.

Finally:

"Nah, still waiting for you to tell us what you have that would make me or anyone else jealous."

That was probably the whole reason for this thread SAS. IF you can't even look at the title (Why are a lot of you Jealous of Me?) then there is no chance of seeing thats exactly what I was asking myself.

Lefty Posted on 07/04/2008 17:52
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I don't hide behind a username.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 17:52
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Swayze - I thought my rant was comedy gold as well.

Especially the part about logging on my ipod touch later on. I bet that really got you going. I can see you now shotting your potato waffles at the monitor in a state of sheer rage!!!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 17:53
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exclude lefty from the above statement.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 17:57
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Not really Pinky. Your girlfriend must be a F***ing munter if you'd rather log-in and get laughed at on here than spend time with her, I bet the conversation must be riveting when her slack-jaw is dropping in the soup.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 17:58
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I'm not intrigued by you at all, you are needy and want people to respond and it is an internet message baord. I've seen how this baord works with many people come and go. From experiene on here you are coming across as the person who claims they dont give a shyte but really they do. you say you dont give a shyte but then you keep coming back to see what is written about.

Too be honest, people are just passing time at work and talking crap. in the real world most people will tell you that. people are soon forgotten if they stop posting.

I know you claim you arnt takign this thread seriously, but just dont take it seriously. no one gives a shyte about you or anyone else. youa re just another username on here who is passing through.

Towell Posted on 07/04/2008 17:58
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Why don't you have a fight?

Think it would be funny.

Slickwana Posted on 07/04/2008 18:01
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Shes a cracker to be fair, and one of the nicest girls ul ever meet. Swayze ul never meet one cos itl involve oyu goin outside, which will mean youl will have to take your dressing gown off and put your teeth in!

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 07/04/2008 18:01
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i could just imagine sas and ponce having a fight


screams of "don't hit the face" every 5 seconds from the ponce

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 18:03
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its a message board FFS, who wants to fight over a message baord.

I've had run ins with plenty of people on here(PP is nothing ), in the real world it is different and got on with them no problems.

Towell Posted on 07/04/2008 18:04
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I was on about Swayze.

I think your analysis is correct Sas.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 18:06
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Have you seen Swayze in action in Road House? PinkPonce would have his arse handed to him on a plate and then shag his girlfriend as a trophy.

Trotters_Independent_Traders Posted on 07/04/2008 18:07
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it'll be an unfair fight, a puff versus a karaoke expert, did you ever see patrick in point break[;)]

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 18:09
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I think PP is going to turn into a lord_david or fat geordie who lsot the plot on here. Sounds like PP needs to give his head a shake and get a reality check and see that this is not the reeal world FFS and stop trying to win bets with himself

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:20
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oh dear.

Sas, all i ever talk about is how this board shouldnt be taken seriously! Its not the real world. I have made many suggestions for posters to go and make real friends in the real world. And i don't just mean the posse of here that meat in "stage door waterloo" on a saturday!

Without wanting to bring my GF into things on here, she is absolutely delightful, and thinks this is amusing. Swayze, just for the record we do have our own space you know. As in this morning, when i was posting, and did you notice how i went missing for a good few hours whilst i was with her? Hmmmm.

Don't flatter yourself - just cos you look good in a vest.

Oooh loverboyyyyyy(and if he still doesn't answer, i simply say) BABBBBY, OOOHO BABY, MY SWEET BABBBY, YOURE THE ONE....

All together now

BABYYYYY

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 18:23
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*PP, must try harder in his next reply to not look like it is starting to get to him*

i expect him to reply later on when he has another look tonight

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 18:26
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How does your poodle SlickW***** feel about your relationship given that his tongue his up your arse on a regular basis?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:28
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What do you mean SAS?

I'll probs have a look tonight but you won't be getting any more than what you've got so far.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 18:29
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hey up he is back again! I thought you dont take this seriously and not arsed about what people have to say about you?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:30
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Are you jealous like swayze?

This is my thread SAS, i'll view it until it disappears.



Then i'll hoof it again just to P*** you all off xxxxxxx

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 18:32
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Awwww the baby is getting upset now. It's your birthday Pinky surely you have better things to do than get laughed at on a forum.

Senor_Chester Posted on 07/04/2008 18:33
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At the end of the day Ponce your just like every other wanabee. Your not stylish and you just jump on the bandwagon of the current trends. I'm stylish and style never goes out of fashion like trends do.

Wouldn't surprise me if you've audition for Big Brother or some other similar dog S*** in the past.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 18:35
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right its getting boring now.

speak to a few fmttmers in real life and you will realise no one really gives a shyte to be honest.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:36
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Senor - Never auditioned for BB. Doubt my past haircuts which gave me this name where the "in Trend".

SAS - I will repeat, im not here to make friends, so won't need to speak to a few FMTTM'ers!!

Swayze, fancy a dance?

sasboro1 Posted on 07/04/2008 18:38
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"SAS - I will repeat, im not here to make friends, so won't need to speak to a few FMTTM'ers!!"

I am not saying make friends with people, i am telling you that in the real world no one gives a shyte really. and because you probably hardly spoke to anyone off here in real life then you may not realise that.

You_Drive_Me_Swayze Posted on 07/04/2008 18:39
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But you dance like a drunken dad at a wedding.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:39
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My friends who post on here think its hilarious. But i take everythig on here wit a pinch of salt anyway. Unlike some.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:41
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We can try the lift swayze?

baldycat Posted on 07/04/2008 18:42
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happy birthday pink !mine tommorow mate 24 or is it 42 lol

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:43
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Cheers Baldycat!

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

baldycat Posted on 07/04/2008 18:54
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which at this moment in time makes me 0 [:D]

baldycat Posted on 07/04/2008 18:54
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which at this moment in time makes me 0 [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 18:55
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[:D]



Ivan_Drago Posted on 07/04/2008 19:28
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PP you need to understand that Sas is a boring miserable miser hence he spends his time talking about you instead of himself.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/04/2008 19:57
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Haha [:D]

HelmutSchmutz Posted on 07/04/2008 21:01
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What songs do you sing in girls ears? I recomend Hungry Eyes.

PinkPonce Posted on 08/04/2008 00:37
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anything and everything.

I once sang wham to curly!

That was the olden days that though. Haven't done it for years!

zzzzz Posted on 08/04/2008 07:28
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"I once sang wham to curly"

Woooow.

You'll look back on this confused period of your life son, and honestly, you WILL cringe.

Jealousy? No.

Pity? Oh yes.

zaphod Posted on 08/04/2008 09:39
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I confess I'm jealous................................of your age. I'd love to be in my 20s again, as long as it didn't have to involve waxing my privates.

sasboro1 Posted on 08/04/2008 09:54
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I'm still waiting for him to tell us something he has done with his life to warrant us getting jealous.

Good to see he isnt that bothered about what people think but popped back after midnight to check [:D]

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/04/2008 09:57
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Some of you are so far up your OWN ars*s its untrue.

Criticising everyone else, its pathetic.

ALPHA_MALE Posted on 08/04/2008 10:07
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"That difference is that you all hide behind a username! I don't. Everyone knows who I am, where I sit, wher I drink, Where I work (shall I go on)."

Sorry to shatter you celebrity status but I dont have a fooking clue who you are where you sit, where you work, what you look like etc........and TBH I could not care less your a gobsh!te 26 year old and when you grow up you will release what a tw@t you where during this period

PinkPonce Posted on 08/04/2008 18:07
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Sas: I have also checked again becausei know you lot cannot resist talking about me. Finally, you may have missed my post earlier on the thread regarding mentioning why you are embarrassed - read the title of the thread again. I am asking why you are jealous, not telling you that you are. I dont need to provide a reason mate.

Alpha Male: this isnt something i will look back on with embarrassment. Why should i be embarrassed about you lot getting wound up and P***ed off by me?

Sorry to keep you all waiting, have had a very busy day.


sasboro1 Posted on 08/04/2008 18:16
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but no one is jealous or bothered about you.

this thread was last hoofed at 10:07 this morning and it just got left to drop down the all day without anyone bothering with it despite 9-5 being the busiest on here. but now you hoof it back up to get some attention.

Unless you can tell us what you have done to make us all jealous then pointless continuing with this thread. most of the replies have been by you to keep it up at the top.

I've only replied because I am starting to feel sorry for you wanting the attention so much.

PinkPonce Posted on 08/04/2008 18:25
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If there is nothing to respond to sas then I won't respond. If i was on at 10:07 this morning i would have responded then, and let the thread go. However, if people respond and ask questions then I will reply.

So: things obviously aren't sinking in to your brain - probably because of the keane-athon thats going on. If you can understand this very simple reply to your statement / previous questions, then please respond

"Unless you can tell us what you have done to make us all jealous then pointless continuing with this thread"

I have asked people why they are jealous. Why they find the need to get so angry just when I post. Why I really cause rage inside them. Its hilarious - look at some of the replies on here. Absolute rage from some people. Don't you think its a little sad that someone can get so angry with a "username" when none of you know me in the person.