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PinkPonce Posted on 01/09/2011 16:20
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I watched one on Film 4 at the weekend called Primal - Australian horror film from 2010 ... It was absolutely terrible ...

[xx(]

PP ... x

squarewheelbike Posted on 01/09/2011 16:22
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Ferris Buellers Day Off!

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/09/2011 16:23
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

the Godfather Part 3... are real let down. Garcia isnt very good in it at all.

Lee_Miller_Fan_Club Posted on 01/09/2011 16:25
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Cloverfield [V]

wildchildjim Posted on 01/09/2011 16:25
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Any of the Fast and the Furious outings
utter SXXX

wiggler Posted on 01/09/2011 16:26
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Watched Hope Floats with the mrs, she is no longer the mrs... says it all

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 16:26
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Krull.........or Krud as I call it.....[:D]

borogold Posted on 01/09/2011 16:27
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

the spirit

ONE-EYED-ALBINO Posted on 01/09/2011 16:28
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I thought that one where everything was just a dream was a waste of time - Inception or something? ...overrated nonsense.

wowee_zowee Posted on 01/09/2011 16:28
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I vaguely remember seeing "Constantine" and that it was soooo bad, Keanu Reeves being in it wasn't the worst part of it.

squarewheelbike Posted on 01/09/2011 16:29
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

What stinks out Godfather 3 was the fact Winona Ryder was replaced by Sofia Coppela. Wonder how she got the gig? Tell you what, you wouldn't find Nicolas Cage involved in such nepotism... oh, hold on!

petrio Posted on 01/09/2011 16:29
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is one of the worst that I have sat all of the way through.

Burn after Reading is one of very few that I have watched about half an hour of before switching it off. Should have been called Burn before Watching.

EpiphanyProudfoot Posted on 01/09/2011 16:31
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Sin Eater, DreamCatcher.

goanmad Posted on 01/09/2011 16:32
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

a lad put a dvd on lastweek while offshore, called Ironclad,absoulute garbage [V]

wildchildjim Posted on 01/09/2011 16:32
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Inception is a quality movie [:D]
No way should it be on a Worst film thread.
Did you not understand it One-Eye?

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/09/2011 16:32
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

dreamcatcher was awful [^]

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 16:34
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Predator vs Alien, a mate of mine took a girl on a first date to see it. I saw him a few days later & he raved about it......that girl finished with him 2 days after.........figures.... [8)]

wowee_zowee Posted on 01/09/2011 16:34
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

"Serendipity" a dog turd rom-com that my ex loved. Normally you can rely on John Cusack films but this stank from the first frame to the last. Avoid [:O]

Marvanelli Posted on 01/09/2011 16:34
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

eternal sunshine of spotless minds - or something along the lines of that.

Oh and Open Waters[|)]

wowee_zowee Posted on 01/09/2011 16:38
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Eternal sunshine...?!?! No chance, it's brilliant.

Species 2 however, I remember counting the ceiling tiles in the cinema cause I was soooo bored.

ONE-EYED-ALBINO Posted on 01/09/2011 16:40
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I lost interest wildchild when discovering everything's a dream. Normally that would be the easy way out of an ending for a film - it just being a dream, then everyone packs up and gets on with it - that alone is enough to wind anyone up - but here it was all a dream from the get-go. What's that all about? And if that wasn't insulting enough to my inteligence, to cover another 'twist' in the story, further down the line - they went with 'oh, it's a dream WITHIN another dream now' - I'm getting wound up just thinking about it now, I was well peeved at the time when I watched it. I never made it to the end. Every other man and their dog thinks it's a classic but it went over my head, I'm not having all that dreaming nonsense - I may as well of been asleep myself.

Rayman Posted on 01/09/2011 16:41
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Crocodile Dundee.
Red Scorpion.

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 16:43
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The Day the Earth Stood Still..........the new one with Keanu in it.........Sh*%...

the old ones better & the special effects in that you can do at home with a 20watt light bulb, a fairy liquid bottle & some sticky back plastic!!!

wildchildjim Posted on 01/09/2011 16:43
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The whole movie was not a dream One eye. Where did you get that from?
[:D]

TeessideBranca86 Posted on 01/09/2011 16:43
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

[?]
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is excellent

Bewitched with Will Ferrel and Nicole Kidman, absolutely chronic, only film I've ever walked out of.

Angelmatty Posted on 01/09/2011 16:44
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

the fact that godfather 3 is closer to the truth that either 1 or 2 is funny

shame it is seen in such a bad light

Marvanelli Posted on 01/09/2011 16:46
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Teesside Branca[:D]

Everytime i mention that when people ask me which films don't i like everyone always pops up and says 'YOU WHAT?!!![:O]'

Must just be me[:D]

ONE-EYED-ALBINO Posted on 01/09/2011 16:47
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Did the majority of the plot not play out within a dream within a dream where anything can happen and just drag on like a bad hangover? I felt it did but I'm not about to go re-watch it to make certain. Can't believe its from the same person that gave us the Dark Knight - now that's a film and some.

bangoutoforder Posted on 01/09/2011 16:50
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

white chicks...more like XXXXXXe chicks

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 16:52
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Any Eddie Murphy film post 1992

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 01/09/2011 16:55
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Black Swan [V]

StupidPunk Posted on 01/09/2011 17:12
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Paranormal activity 2
War of the worlds latest 1

Sea_Harrier Posted on 01/09/2011 17:17
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Wimbledon with Kirsten Dunst and from the same production team as Notting Hill et al. That's two hours of my life that I'll never get back.[:(!]

lennymodo Posted on 01/09/2011 17:21
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Life of brian[V]
[V]

GGGG Posted on 01/09/2011 17:21
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Donkeypunch [V]

wowee_zowee Posted on 01/09/2011 17:23
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

That reminds me... "Love actually"

Most over rated sack of sh!te I've ever seen.

offside-again Posted on 01/09/2011 17:43
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

That new planet of the apes pish. F uck knows what people see in that film, awful.

ste_north_stand Posted on 01/09/2011 17:46
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Jaws 2
Jaws 3
Jaws 4

japsterboro Posted on 01/09/2011 17:51
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I've seen my share of awful films, some of which have been erased from memory.

Generally anything starring Will Smith, Nicholas Cage or when 'America' steps in to save the world from:

Aliens
Meteors
Russians
Japs etc etc

Possibly one of the worst I recall is called 'The Nines' starring Ryan Reynolds. 90 minutes I'll never recover ... a twisted story which is so obscure it made me want to put my foot through the TV screen.[V][V][V]

atkingson Posted on 01/09/2011 17:53
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

taken

sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 01/09/2011 17:54
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Distant voices still lives. One of those northern kitchen sink films where men beat their wives with shoes and there are awkward silences in sitting rooms. Awful.

Anubis Posted on 01/09/2011 17:55
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Too many to mention, the last awful film though that I watched was a Swedish Vampire film called Let the right one in. [V]

japsterboro Posted on 01/09/2011 17:55
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

extra G - Is that the one will Liam Neeson? Agreed, absolute dogcrap.

Quaban_Rings_The_Legends Posted on 01/09/2011 17:58
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Dead or Alive. Stars Holly Valance and Michael Madsen and based on the game. It is God defeatingly awful.

And I'll back up whoever said Burn After Reading was crap. For some reason loads of film buffs seem to think the Coen brothers can do no wrong. They cannot have watched this atrocity.

Chris_From_Pitchside Posted on 01/09/2011 18:01
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Went with my girlfriend to see Lovely Bones as she loved the book.

Absolutely appalling. [V]

johnsmithsno2 Posted on 01/09/2011 18:10
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Pool Girl.

dooderooni Posted on 01/09/2011 18:11
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I'm surprised no one has said the Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Usual Suspects, Citizen Kane, The Third Man or The Shawshank Redemption on this thread given some of the replies already posted [;)]

I watched Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind for the umpteenth time and the weekend and it's still an amazing movie.

For proper turd I'd have to say Quarantine or The Assassin (both like lead-painted Chinese knock-offs bought from Doggy Market in comparison to the originals on which they were based).

Tom_Fun Posted on 01/09/2011 18:14
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

From just reading the synopsis, A Serbian Film wins this category hands down. God knows why anyone would want to watch it.

Grrreds Posted on 01/09/2011 18:21
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

A.I. - Artificial Inteligence

not Mr. Spielberg's finest hour.

Andy_The_Touch Posted on 01/09/2011 18:30
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

A.I for me aswell. was painfull watching. Proven by the fact me and my friends were the only people left in the cinema at the end pretty much. Never seen so many people leave mid way through a film.

japsterboro Posted on 01/09/2011 18:30
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

A.I. ... one that had slipped my mind. Agreed, utter gash. [^]

red_shamrock Posted on 01/09/2011 18:32
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Lord of the rings,Star wars,Harry Potter.

swordtrombonefish Posted on 01/09/2011 18:38
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I watch a LOT of movies (usually 4-6 a week) and most have some redeeming features, but there are a few I have tried to watch knowing they were terrible by reputation. The worst of these is Myra Breckinridge, which is singularly b0110x from start to finish.

Bill_Leather Posted on 01/09/2011 18:46
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Anubis - you've got to be kidding haven't yer? 'Let the Right One In' (the original Swedish version, at least) is great. Not just me saying so, but widely regarded as excellent.

finchie Posted on 01/09/2011 18:51
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The Swarm - Michael Caine

foggysfplandiet2 Posted on 01/09/2011 18:51
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Chicago

Mamma Mia

Thoroghly Modern Millie


Three piles of dog5hit

hez-boro Posted on 01/09/2011 18:53
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Scot Pilgrim vs the world, proper crxx.


foggysfplandiet2 Posted on 01/09/2011 18:56
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I must also mention:


Jaws 3D

Jaws 4

I Robot




Anubis Posted on 01/09/2011 19:07
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

No I'm not Bill I found it disjointed and splattered with bad acting.

Hate to say it but the American version (Let me in) was much better.

japsterboro Posted on 01/09/2011 19:09
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

'The Cell'[V]


saaam121 Posted on 01/09/2011 19:10
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

battlefield earth, john travolta playing an alien....wow garbage

Bill_Leather Posted on 01/09/2011 19:19
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Anubis - We'll have to agree to (strongly) disagree. Think you are being very harsh. For me, the main actress's performance was really very strong as was the boy's . Disjointed? Is that a reference to the arm that flops off in the swimming pool...which by any one's yardstick is surely a stunning scene. I heard the US version was also good, but then also that it followed the original pretty much scene for scene. Wonder why?

ItsMe Posted on 01/09/2011 19:20
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Maybe a bit controversial but "Rising Sun"

Thought the book was absolutely brilliant, one of Micheal Chrichton's finest efforts but when I tried to watch the film I ended up turning it off - twice!
Such a let down after the book [sad]

icarus1965 Posted on 01/09/2011 19:22
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

jackass the movie (i was going to walk out of this but then it finished)

the village (complete garbage)

monsters (rubbish and just ended)

skyline (was ok but the ending is rubbish, another turkey)

wrong turn 2 (loads of gore no story complete b0llocks)

any film with vin diesel in (can,t act)


DowningAlbion Posted on 01/09/2011 19:25
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Alexander by Oliver Stone starring Angelina Jolie & Colin Farrell.

It is the worst film of all time

ThumbSprain Posted on 01/09/2011 19:28
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Wild Wild West. They practically broke the mould for dogsh*t movies after that. [|)]
Everyone associated with it should have been put on the sex offenders register.

ThumbSprain Posted on 01/09/2011 19:30
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I would agree with you DowningA if it were'nt for Rosario Dawson. Almost made the comical Irish macedonians bearable. Almost.

Boromart Posted on 01/09/2011 19:31
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Inception, eternal sunshine of spotless mind, Black Swan, Life of Brian, Lord of the rings,Star wars,Harry Potter.

I know it's subjective, but anyone who put any of these is just plainly wrong....unless you have only ever watched one movie, then fair enough.

For me it has to be Runaway Bride, the silver lining was that my wife agreed to let me choose the movies we would watch from that point onwards.

Borocelt Posted on 01/09/2011 19:33
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I thought I-Robot was positively watchable.

I can't believe all of these replies, and no one has said Pearl Harbour yet.

Awful, awful, awful on every single level. It is long as well. THREE hours i'll never get back.

SGATE_NOSE_BEST Posted on 01/09/2011 19:33
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

you all forgot about 'Domino' that garbage film with kiera knightley. 'alexander' good shout that terrible film.

turnoffsaysthestar Posted on 01/09/2011 19:36
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

planet of the apes 'tim burton' all that banging of the drums gave me a head ache i sat through most of it with my fingers in my ears

Mazu Posted on 01/09/2011 19:37
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Buried
Skyline
The Dilemma

All shocking films. I disagree with Taken though, it's a cracking film! [^]

EpiphanyProudfoot Posted on 01/09/2011 19:38
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I cannot, repeat CANNOT believe, that 'Let the right one in' 'The Black Swan' and 'The Village' have been mentioned in this thread.

Total masterpieces!!! duh!

My reasons for Dreamcatcher was that it is a Stephen King story and had an heavyweight cast (Morgan Freeman etc) and it totally stunk.The director has no excuse.


Arthur_Pringle Posted on 01/09/2011 19:41
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Mary Potter and the Philosophers Bone. Not what I expected at all

Borocelt Posted on 01/09/2011 19:47
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I thought the Village was pretty poor as well.

EpiphanyProudfoot Posted on 01/09/2011 19:52
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I thought The Village was spellbinding.

Really strong cast, genious director, and a beautifully haunting score by Hilary Hahn.

The twist at the end was nearly as good as 'Usual Suspects'

KingOfTheTribes Posted on 01/09/2011 19:55
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

A couple of shockers I've seen recently:

The Human Centipede
Skyline
Mama Mia

[pa][V]

tees_tripper Posted on 01/09/2011 20:01
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Be Kind Re-wind with Jack Black is one I saw recently which was pretty dire.

Escape from L.A. is comically bad

I quite liked Godfather 3, I think Godfather 2 is a little bit boring and way over rated

markw_21 Posted on 01/09/2011 20:03
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Dirty Dancing has to be up there PP...

outmac Posted on 01/09/2011 20:12
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Ed. Wood's 'Plan 9 from outer space.'
It's so bad , it's good !

Archie_Stephens Posted on 01/09/2011 20:17
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The Terminal

Another shout for 'Wild Wild West'

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - although I think that was actually meant to be bad [:D]

Again - anything with Van Diesal or whatever hes called and anything with Jason Statham.

Anubis Posted on 01/09/2011 20:58
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Bill after seeing some of the films mentioned on here that I've seen (Mega Shark v Giant Octopus for example) I feel ashamed to have mentioned LTROI.

I watched Let me in first (and it's not a shot by shot remake btw) and was excited to see LTROI as it was the original. I only watched it a couple of days ago and I just felt a bit let down with it. Still fresh in my mind thats why it got a mention.


American_Mary Posted on 01/09/2011 21:11
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Horrid Henry, I know it's a kids movie but even they were embarrassed by it, how it ever got a general release is beyond me, made Mama Mia feel like Apocalypse Now. Not just the two hours of my life I'll never get back but the sleepless nights caused by the sheer awfulness of Dik and Dom's cameo role.....thanks for reminding me, where's the Nytol !!!!!

foggysfplandiet2 Posted on 01/09/2011 21:18
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

plan 9 From Outer Space is the most absurdly bad movie ever made but it is quite hilarious so I cam' t label it the worst.

Anything with Patrick Swayze in definitely qualifies as one of the worst films ever made, automatically

JonSina Posted on 01/09/2011 21:18
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Valhalla Rising, can't believe I managed to watch it all the way through, but it was so boring I had to leave it on just to see if it got any better... to sum up, nope!

and like someone else said
Scot Pilgrim vs the world
another one that I had to keep watching just to see how bad it was

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 21:39
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Finchie your kidding arent ya.....

one of the best Michael Caine lines ever

`Stop stinging my bloody face`

(said the same way as `your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off`


Link:

Bill_Leather Posted on 01/09/2011 21:40
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Anubis - Mega Shark v Giant Octopus...go hang your head in shame...[:D]

Maybe you just watched them in the wrong order. One of the (many) things i liked about LTROI was that it was a very simple but original take on the vampire genre (actually for me more a romance than a horror story). Presumably that innovative aspect of it might have been lost for sitting through the re-make first. Lots of great scenes though, the self-combustion, the cats, the hospital wall/window, the first attack scene. (Can you tell i really like it...?!!)

Northwestboro Posted on 01/09/2011 21:42
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Jon Sina [^] Nice to see you on here [;)]

bill_door Posted on 01/09/2011 21:43
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Eternal Sunshine is all a dream[?][:D]

Blair Witch 2, an absolute disgrace of a follow-up to a great film.

The Last Broadcast.

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 21:55
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

whats that one with Robin Williams where hes a Robot but becomes human.............Millenium man or something......utter utter shyte........

was on a plane heading to New York when that came on........watched it all to see if it got better..........trapped on plane watching that s*&t.......

oooooo Posted on 01/09/2011 22:00
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

'Let the right one in'

I accept a lot of things on here are subjective but LTROI is a brilliant film. [:D]

Bill_Leather Posted on 01/09/2011 22:09
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

oooooo - but please can we have that objectively confirmed by posting a You tube link to it for Atkincockson to watch, then sit back and wait for his insightful observations to flow forth 'f''cking XXXXXXe, that'.

JonSina Posted on 01/09/2011 22:12
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Northwestboro nice to see your on here too, I have no idea who you are though!

grumpyoldgit Posted on 01/09/2011 22:20
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I see someone has mentioned Blair Witch 2, but the original one almost sent me to sleep. Vastly overrated.

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 22:24
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

yeah remember mates saying theyd seen the Blair Witch when it first came out & saying it was scary / jumpy etc..........got on video a few months later..........sat there thinking `what the XXXXXX is this` !!!!!!!

so agree with you there grumpy......(i didnt even know there was a second one)...

JonSina Posted on 01/09/2011 22:26
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Balls of Fury

bill_door Posted on 01/09/2011 22:26
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

That was me - I loved the Blair Witch Project, still do, although I appreciate that not everyone likes it. I also enjoyed the 'mystery' surrounding it at the time, the accompanying 'factual' book about it etc.

Anyway, Blair Witch 2 is absolutely nothing to do with the original though, that's why it's a disgrace. Completely different makers, different feel, different production. It's a normal B movie with very tenuous links to the original and no continuation of the storyline. [V]


Link: Shite

Obsolete_of_Charm Posted on 01/09/2011 22:44
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Skyline
A.I.
Battlefield Earth
Thin Red Line

All utter gash, esp Skyline [V]

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 22:53
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

bill_door the hype was indeed better than the film, i remember watching the documentary on `cable` back in 98 & thinking scary sh&t, even though it was on the Sci-fi channel......ha ha.....

But just like Paranormal activity, its the hype that sells the film because the cost of making these films was only so many thousand of dollars, but obviously theyve both made millions.......

stevestrange Posted on 01/09/2011 22:55
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

escape to victory

the big lebowski is sh1te

bill_door Posted on 01/09/2011 23:04
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The low cost and lower-quality equipment used makes it work so well, even when all the hype and knowing exactly what's going on is old, old news now. I've watched it in the dark wearing headphones and it's creepy as hell.

I thought Paranormal Activity was pretty poor though, again it had the hype and the low budget but was far too slow and repetitive for me. Maybe because it took so much of it's marketing ploy from the Blair Witch.

plazmuh Posted on 01/09/2011 23:18
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Fao Saaam121
Sorry fella but that film Battlefield Earth was great..
Regards
Plazmuh
[:D][:D][^]

Bororeturn1 Posted on 01/09/2011 23:22
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

is that the one with John Travolta???? if it is then totally agree with Saaam121...........shyte upon shyte upon shyte.................with a bit more shyte on top........

JonJon Posted on 01/09/2011 23:39
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Sorry, but can I put in another nomination for Let the Right One In? My wife is Swedish and we rented it really expecting to like it but we both found it really boring.

glover_elbow Posted on 01/09/2011 23:58
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Watched killing bono on plane recently an absolute turkey

Tuncay_Sanli Posted on 02/09/2011 00:11
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

cant believe this thread has got over a ton its been done to death before

dogeggs Posted on 02/09/2011 07:25
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Badland, if you ever get tempted by this film think again. 2.40 hours of utter turdnness

Kevlar Posted on 02/09/2011 07:57
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say 90% of all film is utter cack, made for idiots and females.

I'll narrow down my search further, and say anything with Adam Sandler or Nic Cage.

And to pick from their terrible portfolio of gashness, I will go with 'Don't Mess With The Zohan'.

Spectacularly bad. Who is giving the green light to films like this, or the 90% in general?

Oh, and to add to this, someone made a real piece of sh1t lately...Blitz.

They managed to get Paddy Considine, who is in my opinion, one of the finest actors around. Then, they decided to give him an interesting character, with no dialogue(except for one scene, which he is magnificent), and instead, I'm watching Jason Statham playing the most cliched American style, British CID officer my senses will ever be tarnished by again. There is also a sub-plot which is almost as if it was spliced in from another film.

Idiots.[V]

MarlonD Posted on 02/09/2011 08:16
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

"Burn after Reading is one of very few that I have watched about half an hour of before switching it off. Should have been called Burn before Watching."

You are joking !?!? Fantastic film, not far behind Fargo imo.

Also whoever has said Inception obviously couldn't fathom it. Leonardo DiCaprio is fast becoming the best actor out there and this film was stunning.


axel1974 Posted on 02/09/2011 08:38
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Take your pick of these....

Sky Captain....... absolute turd of a film. Great look but just so boring.

Solaris......... I can't believe I managed to sit through all of that without nodding off at the cinema.

Jaws: the revenge.... embarrassing.

Batman and Robin........ enough said!

BigCasino Posted on 02/09/2011 08:49
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Was gonna say "any Will Ferrell movie" but can't really as I've never managed to watch a whole one, he just aint funny.

THEBOROBOSS Posted on 02/09/2011 08:54
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The worst film is Broken Flowers it is utter,utter,utter,dog shi te.

Manfriday Posted on 02/09/2011 08:58
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I really like most of the mentioned films on here. The worst one that I can think of at the minute is Alexander, total guff

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 02/09/2011 09:06
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

anything with Ben Stiller in is utter kak (something about mary and original focker movie aside)

jono_feds Posted on 02/09/2011 09:11
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The recent film 'Battle of Los Angeles' (Not the one you all saw the trailers for a few months ago!) I would put against any one of those films. Seriously! It is just terrible.

Anyone who puts a film that most people have heard of and knows other people might like on here are just trying to be clever. The really bad films are those with 6 budgets and a cast dragged out the local hospital.

borosatsuma Posted on 02/09/2011 09:14
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

SHARKTOPUS.... [|)]

Bororeturn1 Posted on 02/09/2011 09:18
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Meet the fockers.......funny, but what they did was take the funny bits out of the first film & then milk them to XXXXXXing death.......theres only so many times you can say focker & its funny.....stan bordman did it years ago & it was hilarious.....but the producers just see dollar signs.......its like the police academy films 1-15 (& counting) & the American Pie rip offs (band camp, the chinese lad & the other one got a film out of it for gods sake) many shyte films out there........I could do better with a camcorder & a balloon!!!!

Lee_Miller_Fan_Club Posted on 02/09/2011 09:21
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

How has Cloverfield only been mentioned once? [:O]

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 02/09/2011 09:22
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

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markw_21 Posted on 02/09/2011 09:26
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Seconded, Battle for Los Angeles!!!

Muttley Posted on 02/09/2011 09:30
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

What, this many replies and no-one NO-ONe has mentioned Star Wars Episode 1?

Does Jar-Jar Binks ring any bells?

Hello?

EpiphanyProudfoot Posted on 02/09/2011 09:36
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Bill Door???

The Last Broadcast is a great indie flick, total surprise ending and well acted throughout.

Some_Strange_Gadgie Posted on 02/09/2011 09:38
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The Neverending Story sequels are an insult to the brilliant original.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/09/2011 09:39
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Speaking of films I've walked out of at the pictures - There's just the one for me:

The Grudge ...

Absolutely abysmal ...

PP ... x

Lee_Miller_Fan_Club Posted on 02/09/2011 09:41
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Shrooms

[cr]

RenzoRosso Posted on 02/09/2011 09:52
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Sex lives of the potatoe men, watched it with a friend who's wife was in it, terrible experience for both of us but worse for him.

Bororeturn1 Posted on 02/09/2011 09:59
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

oh yeah forgot that little chestnut....S.L.o.t.P.M. with Gareth from the office in it & Johnny Vegas.....yeah total sh*t......yeah can understand your mate being embarrased............he should have give his mrs a slap for considering being in it!!!! [:D]

RenzoRosso Posted on 02/09/2011 10:13
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

yeah but at the time those 2 were massive so no one would turn the job down. Turned out to be a pretty bad career move.

Humpty Posted on 02/09/2011 10:14
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

This thread should be re-titled "name a movie"

Skyline is the worst film i've ever seen.

Smiggy Posted on 02/09/2011 10:27
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

'The life of Brian', really??? [?][?]

A classic in my book, and not just because it dared take the p1ss at the time!

The Other Guys: turned it off after 20 mins.
Godfather 3: Gotta agree, loved the first 2.
Alice in Wonderland: WTF was that all about?
The Pink Panther(Steve Martin): Destroyed a classic.
Battlefield Earth: Nuff said on that one!


half_a_bar_on Posted on 02/09/2011 10:27
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

The Hangover, absolute garbage ! What was the fuss about ???

Bororeturn1 Posted on 02/09/2011 10:28
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Renzo - sorry I feel guilty now for saying your mate should have slapped the mrs.....obviously just kidding....

I see your point if someone says (at the time) the film is going to feature.....then you will naturally jump at the chance....

is she anyone weve heard of??? or was it really `career over`??

+ never seen it, but apparently `the Fat Slags` movie is supposed to be absolutely suicidally awful......anyone seen it & agree?

SYDNEYSIDER Posted on 02/09/2011 10:29
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Armagedon

outmac Posted on 02/09/2011 10:56
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Exorcist-The Beginning (2004).
Awful .

sasboro1 Posted on 02/09/2011 10:59
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

freddie got fingered.

bill_door Posted on 02/09/2011 11:38
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

"The Last Broadcast is a great indie flick, total surprise ending and well acted throughout"

Well I imagine that your film knowledge and expertise is far superior to mine, so fair enough.[^]

Personally I was embarrassed to be watching it.

TeessideSeasider Posted on 02/09/2011 11:44
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Eraserhead [V]

slavens_holgate_fence Posted on 02/09/2011 11:48
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

thats probably because you shat yourself ponce!

for me anything with Adam Sandler in, the unfunniest man in movies

also nicolas cage is a movie spoiler too

blindschool Posted on 02/09/2011 11:48
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

I think this thread just proves that one man's meat is another man's poison. Also that some people are just too thick to understand anything more intellectually demanding than a crash bang wallop blockbuster movie.

EpiphanyProudfoot Posted on 02/09/2011 11:56
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Pink Ponce = The Grudge?? no way, good film, story, strong cast and plenty of jumps.

Bill Door, these things are essentially opinion based, TLB is not everyone's cup of tea but I thought it was gripping.

I can normally (and I do not mean to be cocky) spot twists coming a mile off but that film's ending was shocking.

BarryHercules Posted on 02/09/2011 12:03
The WORST FILMS you have SEEN?

Cable Guy. Was it a comedy or a thriller? I guess I'll never know