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Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:26
Lisbon Legend vs Pink Ponce

Leg-end vs Leg-end
Clarkey vs Appleton
fatty versus fatty
the panda v the gaylord
flash get v flash XXXXXX

draw your battle lines boys...which side do the rest of the fmttm posters fall on...

WHO IS THE BEST?

There's only one way to find out...

Buzza Posted on 19/07/2011 16:26
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Neither big Maxi_levy is the board king [:D][^]

Pauluka Posted on 19/07/2011 16:28
Lisbon Legend vs Pink Ponce

Neither, both complete cooonts by all accounts

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:29
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Both are cracking good lads to meet with, away from FMTTM.

Remember that the FMTTM message board is not real life, repeat NOT REAL LIFE!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:30
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I concur, Ponce is a coooont.

Pauluka Posted on 19/07/2011 16:30
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Sea harrier, I've met Lisbon, he's a cooont alright

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:31
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Paul, he's your best mate down in Ealing, ya lying coooont.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:32
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I had a lot of time for him until 2 weeks ago, when by all accounts he's seemingly lost the plot over a motor vehicle ...

The private twitter messages, abusive text messages, facebook comments and threads he's posted on here are evidence ...

I couldn't give a phuck about how much his watch cost, and I'd say good luck to him - unfortunately it appears that the same doesn't apply [cr]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:32
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Pauluka is carrying my child.[^]

John67 Posted on 19/07/2011 16:32
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I reckon Lisbon is a bit funnier and needs this board a lot less than that dullard Ponce [:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:32
Lisbon Legend vs Pink Ponce

[:D]

Pauluka Posted on 19/07/2011 16:33
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Lisbon [:D]

maxi_levey Posted on 19/07/2011 16:33
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He's a cnut alright..[^]..A big daft cnut .....[|)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:33
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John67 has it spot on.[;)]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:34
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Even Critical_Bill has been commenting on it on the dark side ...

Mind you, he still hasn't stooped as low as he did over the ticket thing ...

[|)]

PP ... x

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:34
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I love these threads me, like.[^]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/07/2011 16:35
Lisbon Legend vs Pink Ponce

Oooh the claws are out [:D]


Link: Grabs beer sits back and waits

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:38
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As an addition ... The opinions of 'Board Whinnets' are not valid ... Hence John67's opinion (As my 5th Whinnet in command) is redundant ...

Ditto for SmogontheRhine, Midosparmo, TheBadGuy and Mario_Marconi ...

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:39
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Sea_harrier the internetz is srz bisness [:(]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:39
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Look at Ponce making stuff up to try and discredit me, how serious does he take this messageboard lark.[^][:D]

McLovin Posted on 19/07/2011 16:40
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Only met ponce and he seems like a propper decent lad to be honest!

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:40
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Lisbon, I'm not making anything up ... You've shown your true colours and you've let yourself get wound up because I've bought a new car [:D]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:41
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Have you bought a new car, you never mentioned it.[:o)]

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:41
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I hear from a little birdy that there's an illegal bare knuckle brawl organised in the big smoke between the two sometime this week.

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:41
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I know I didn't ... Superbok did ... I don't feel the need to emblazen my life over a messageboard like some [8)]

PP ... x

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 16:41
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It reminds me of the Haye fight - all bluster beforehand by Lisbon - I hear he even got some t shirts done with ponce's david gest head ripped from it's shoulders, and then BANG, ponce delivers the final knockout by showing off his brand new heavyweight car and lisbon is left reeling on the canvas. There is defo chemistry there and it's obvious that they are competing for supremacy which i have said all along.

Attention deficit disorder i think they call it. All a bit pie thetic.[^]

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:42
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this is like an episode of Jezza Kyle.

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:43
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Bandy - you've pretty much nailed it there like ...

Aside from the 'competing for supremacy' bit - He couldn't veet my gooch ...

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:43
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Eh, you went on about it for a full 48 hours about how you fell in love with the car and you wanted to toss Bandy off over the creamy custard bonnet.[:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:44
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I love this thread me, like. I hope it continues well into the evening.[^]

itsthere Posted on 19/07/2011 16:45
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Lisbon appears to be insecure and Poncey a wind up merchant, could be wrong mind

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 16:45
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Lisbo has defo been rumbled. Envy has entered the building. Ponce is now having his wild oats and Lisbon is clambouring around looking for his next bout of inspiration. Posts about prams and sh ite like that are just desperation tactics

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:47
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Sea_Harrier you seem to firmly rooted on the Ponce's side of the wall. Discuss...

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:47
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[:D]

Go on Bandy Lad ...

[^]

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:48
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aawway lads...lisbon did a cracking job with the charity match. Give him a break [^]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/07/2011 16:48
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[:D]

Grabs a snack [^]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:49
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'Lisbon appears to be insecure and Poncey a wind up merchant, could be wrong mind'

You're not wrong ...

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:49
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Bandy, you turncoat, no charity match DVD for you.[:D]

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 16:49
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yes, I need to add that bit. Lisbon did an amazing gig with the charity match and i will always be grateful for that once in a lifetime opportunity so for that he is a top man but at the moment some of his craic on ere is garbage to say the least[^]

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 16:50
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We can see where bandys loyalties lie [8)]

John67 Posted on 19/07/2011 16:50
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Calling me names PP is about your level ya dullard. Dullard is a description of how I find you on here by the way.

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:51
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Humpty, I'm a neutral in this and I think both are coooonts.[:D]

Lisbon did a sterling job with all the charity fund raising, aided and abetted by the Ponce who, in my humble opinion, suffered from not getting nearly enough praise and kudos.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:51
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Lisbon did indeed do a good job with the charity match, and should be commended for it ... However, he showed his true Billingham Mackem colours after the event when he took payment from me for a fanzine (1) but failed to bring me my change and spent it on the Raffle tickets for the coloured book he only sold to his families table ...

Not very charitable that, is it now, Lisbum.

[:O][:D]

PP ... x

Jonny_Rondos_Disco_pants Posted on 19/07/2011 16:51
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Team Lisbon [ref]

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 16:52
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I have met both ponce and lisbo now and they are both good lads. great craic and not really how they appear on here. I hane no axe to grind with any of them and when we played the charity match there was none of this verbal jousting, just good natured banter and a will to make the game a success - which it was. [^]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:53
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That's correct Ponce. Our table didn't get a sniff of those winning tickets that came from the "family" book. The barstard.

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:53
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'Calling me names PP is about your level ya dullard. Dullard is a description of how I find you on here by the way'

John67, if you want some ponceshine just keep stalking my twitter (@thepinkponce) because I'm talking to the big boys at the moment kidda ...

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:53
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Get in there Jonny, Fuk you Ponce![ref]

Evil Posted on 19/07/2011 16:54
Lisbon Legend vs Pink Ponce

They're both fat chunts, the difference is, one tries to hide it with expensive gadgets, face creams and cars, the other one with expensive holidays and boasting about how much he earns.

Scores at the end of round 12.

A chuntastic 120-120.

Draw.

Chunt along.

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 16:55
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i heard (not from bandy) that pinkponce did a sterling job as captain.

Boromart Posted on 19/07/2011 16:55
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Has Lisbon got a man-crush on Poncey? Flar will be jealous.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:55
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Bandy, stop backtracking, your charity match DVD has already been binned![^][:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 16:57
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[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 16:57
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'i heard (not from bandy) that pinkponce did a sterling job as captain'

To be serious for a moment ... If you did hear that, Sas, then I'd be over the moon because I actually sacrificed my own enjoyment of the match itself to ensure that everyone else got a good run out ... It was hard work keeping people happy because we had 20 players (of questionable abilities) to swap and change ...

I didn't complain mind.

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 16:59
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He did such a sterling job captaining his team that included Bernie Slaven, Craig Hignett, Colin Cooper and Nicky Mohan that they got beat by a load of plebs from FlyMe plus Marlon Beresford.[:D][cr]

Evil Posted on 19/07/2011 17:01
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'To be serious for a moment ... If you did hear that, Sas, then I'd be over the moon because I actually sacrificed my own enjoyment of the match itself to ensure that everyone else got a good run out ... It was hard work keeping people happy because we had 20 players (of questionable abilities) to swap and change ..'


Fck off PP! If that is a serious comment I feel physically sick you creeping t1t!

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:01
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[^] No backtracking from this lad. Just observing what has been going on on here lately[:D]

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 17:01
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can everyone please take stock and calm down....this is just a message board [smi]

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:02
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ponce, yeah was genuine. he did say you focused on keeping everyone happy so much that you couldnt get into your own game.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:03
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I only put the baby threads up in response to the rumours people had been spreading about me getting married and having a child, including sasboro going on to CoB in very poor disguise and slagging me off.[^][:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 17:05
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Lisbon you had better be getting wed, and with a baby on the way as Janice has bought "it" a present.[sad]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:05
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What about the 'LOOK at ME' thread, or the 'Just bought 2 new cars; thread or the countless other threads, or the abuse via text ...

You might be able to pull the wool over some of these fools eyes, but it appears that Bandy is no fool [^]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:05
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Don't be silly, I'm 35, I've got years to go before all that sets in. Magaluf next month.[ref]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:07
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I was simply stating a fact that I had bought two new cars that week, you just assumed as chief board narcissist that it was in response to you. What a charver.[:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 17:08
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You'd better get in touch with Jan, then.

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:09
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[:D]

You've been found out ...

PP ... x

jimmy_james Posted on 19/07/2011 17:09
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I thought for a time they were one split but similar personality!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:10
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Ponce, you made it in London yet or still trying to be a big fish in a little pond.[:D]

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:11
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i havent been on comeoneboro for years cant even remember my password. dont even read it.

i'm just passing on what i was told on pinkponce. you did a great job for the charity but why cant pinkponce get some credit too? people like him also paid a lot into the charity

havent you got more important things going on in your life to pish about on here trying to match pinkponce?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:14
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It was Ponce that outed you, not me. Ponce also said to me, look at sas sucking up to me to try and wind you up. I didn't believe it meself.[8)]

Why does PinkPonce deserve more credit than any of the other players that paid to take part in the game. Most of them didn't cry their eyes out about the teams either.[:D]

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:19
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I am confused now. Is lisbon going to be a dad and is he getting married or is he off to magaluf on a two week bender?

Evil Posted on 19/07/2011 17:19
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'bender'

How appropriate.

Oh no wait, he has a girlfriend now. [8)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:19
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If I was trying to match PinkPonce I'd have to drop down several levels, why would I waste my time doing that.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:20
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Poor LISBON ...

You must admit that you have been taking this whole thing a bit too seriously haven't you - Allowing to let yourself get wound up over a car etc ...

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:20
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I'm only off to Magaluf for 5 days as I am off to New York the following week.[;)]

Evil Posted on 19/07/2011 17:21
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When are you two just going to bum and get it over with?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:21
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Ponce, you just keep repeating yourself kidda, if I wanted a car like yours I'd have bought one by now and not on tick either.[^][:D]

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:22
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new yorks great place? been before?

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 17:22
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I'm off home now.....who has the most expensive watch?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:23
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Did I say New York, I meant York. Can't beat the smell of the Viking Centre.[:D]

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:23
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I've been to new York. Brilliant place. Then the kids arrived and the city breaks dried up[^]

hewielewie Posted on 19/07/2011 17:23
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I have met them both and they both seem pretty decent blokes

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 19/07/2011 17:23
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In a serious note Ponce was a brilliant captain on the night. Put himself out for others and only played minimal football because of it.

That said we were lucky because he runs like a flydd [:D] [^]

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:24
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the missus will enjoy new york. bit warmer this time i expect [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:24
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'Ponce, you just keep repeating yourself kidda, if I wanted a car like yours I'd have bought one by now and not on tick either'

It gets better ... If it was a boxing match it'd have been stopped long ago ...

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:25
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He only did he subs cos he was too unfit to run![:o)]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/07/2011 17:27
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LL and PP, I have to go home now so could please do another of these threads tomorrow as it really passes the time?

Long live LL and PP.[^][:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:27
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Ponce, it's a kids car, you'd think you were driving a Ferrari the way you're going on.[:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:28
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Sas, she said New York was sh!t last time she went.[^][:D]

Evil Posted on 19/07/2011 17:28
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Why dont you all lose some weight and stop compensating for it in other ways. [^]

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:31
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"Sas, she said New York was sh!t last time she went.[^][:D]"

haha! ofcourse she did!thats why shes going back again

want any tips of places to go.

might be a bit hot for her in august. gets very humid and hot.

but seriously its a great city and i've been about 5 times.


Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:33
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No, seriously, I'm not going to New York, not so close to the birth of my first child as that would be stupid. I am going on a stag do to Magaluf though, should be cracking.[^][:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:34
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'Ponce, it's a kids car, you'd think you were driving a Ferrari the way you're going on'

Well I wouldn't ... But It would be the potential next step, wouldn't it ...

Kids car [:D][cr]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:35
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Course it is, if you're going to play the big man you don't get a BMW, no matter how sooped up. Trying too hard, young un.[:D]

oooooo Posted on 19/07/2011 17:35
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Guys, can I just thank you from the rest of the board for you all keeping yourself occupied with this circle-jerk thread?

[^]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/07/2011 17:36
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I'm off to LA soon does that trump New York? [;)]

Its like Clash of the titans without sound or pictures [^]


Nibbles anyone?


Oh I have rang Don King he said....






























No [:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:37
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Next holiday is New Zealand and Australia to see the family after Magaluf, once the young un is old enough to fly.[^][:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:37
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I'm not playing 'the big man' - I just bought a car that *I* love ... and it's not 'sooped up'- It's just got a load of factory extras ... No after market kits, exhausts, wheels or modifications etc ...

It is the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' [:X]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:38
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You keep trying to persuade yourself Mr Kids Car. When you have a Bentley or Ferrari I'll take you seriously, not a chipped yellow BMW, ROLF![:D]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/07/2011 17:38
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Bananaman has spoken [rle][:D]

TheBadGuy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:39
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"I reckon Lisbon is a bit funnier and needs this board a lot less than that dullard Ponce"

Exactly this. You can call me childish names all you want ponce, the fact is your "character" on here is only a slightly exaggerated version of your real self, which is both scary and embarrassing.

Also, my car's better. [^]


Link: A link for Ponce if the board ever dies

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:39
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best of luck with a toddler on a 24hr flight

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:40
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I'll go on a cruise there Bandy.[;)]

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:42
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best of luck with a toddler on a cruise[^]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:42
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Two toddlers.[^]

TheBadGuy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:44
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Which writer decided to give Lisbon twins? Was his character getting too stale? [?]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 17:44
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Danny De Vito and Arnold Schwarzeneger.[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 17:45
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'Also, my car's better'

TheBadGuy ... I don't think you're grasping the whole 'I bought the car that I want' thing are you ...

As for you Lisbon, you're clutching at straws now ... Have you emailed the rest of the LCKC yet to tell them to come and support you (like you did before) [cr]

PP ... x

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:45
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went to magaluf 20 years ago. wonder if BCM is still there. full of dirty women. take evil with you! should have gone to hamburg for a stag do.

australia is good but done that to death now. moved on to south america and then to the world cup in brazil hopefully.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/07/2011 17:48
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That has to be a record for a ton + [:D]

sasboro1 Posted on 19/07/2011 17:50
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not as good as the old day when people said they werent taking it seriously but then post a massive long reply late at night

Bandy Posted on 19/07/2011 17:51
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of first thing in the morning when they got to work

offside-again Posted on 19/07/2011 18:17
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XXXXXXty thread asshole. [cr]

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 18:17
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Ponce has a new car?

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/07/2011 18:18
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No [8D]

TheGingerGeneral Posted on 19/07/2011 18:19
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The Cerosote Kid VS Kung Fu Panda

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 18:19
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[:D]

Got some lovely pictures of it as well ...

PP ... x

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 18:22
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I don't care for cars....not my thing. However I am the proverbial oil to this thread.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 18:23
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Big man about town. ROLF![:D]

TheBadGuy Posted on 19/07/2011 18:29
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Ponce, what colour is your car?

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 18:32
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Poor LISBON ... You need some new material kidda ... You're on the ropes and desperate for the bell [:X]

PP ... x

TheBadGuy Posted on 19/07/2011 18:34
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[:o)]


Link: #

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 18:39
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Is that your best comeback spaghetti legs [:D]

grantus Posted on 19/07/2011 18:53
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To be honest, I've never noticed either of these board 'characters', Ponce and Lisbon, until this thread.

Are they both flar?

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 19:11
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"Is that your best comeback spaghetti legs"

I might have known you'd bring food into it eventually.

You keep the insults up though, Lisbon ... People are seeing through you now.

PP ... x

degsyspesh Posted on 19/07/2011 20:35
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Ponce tries far far too hard and despite his protestations this board clearly means far too much to him.

Not sure about LL, seems to have lost the plot slightly in recent weeks.

FMTTM's very own Smashy and Nicey.


Link: Charidddy

slipshod Posted on 19/07/2011 20:38
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More like these 2


Link: .........

NedKat Posted on 19/07/2011 22:05
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In 20 years ....


Link: LL & PP

Humpty Posted on 19/07/2011 22:13
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so did we come to any kind of conclusion?

Marc_Feld Posted on 19/07/2011 22:20
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I conclude that it's all dog toffee of the highest order.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 22:24
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Yes, ponce is trying far too hard to impress on what is in fact a simple Internet message board, if he could take it any more seriously he'd be Rob Nicholls.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 22:29
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You're overusing the '[:D]' smiley Lisbon ... I'm not trying to impress BTW, as I've not posted anything of that ilk ... Unlike some [:X]

PP ... x

Tuncay_alves_ftw Posted on 19/07/2011 22:29
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[:D] "Bump"

subbuteo_171 Posted on 19/07/2011 22:30
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Ponce on the left.....


Link: ...and lisbon on the right....

Marc_Feld Posted on 19/07/2011 22:31
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It's like listening to Boy George and Pete Burns slagging each other off.


Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 22:32
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You've been overusing the red wine, Veet, Dirty Dancing and facials patter for years so I'm allowed to overuse the smileys.[^][:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 22:34
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Poor LISBUM.

It's only a car mate. Nothing to be envious of. Like you said, you could go and get one yourself if you wanted.

Might struggle to get the baby seat in the coupe mind [:X]

PP ... x

ClaireSmith Posted on 19/07/2011 22:36
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It's like Tweedledum and Tweedledee from Through the Looking-Glass.

Assuming that Lewis Carroll based the characters on Sam Dingle and Rain Man.


degsyspesh Posted on 19/07/2011 22:37
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PP - "... I'm not trying to impress BTW"

f'cking PMSL [:D][:D][:D]

There are times when you are clearly on a wind up, sadly this isn't one of them.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 22:39
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Now you're learning young un.[;)] When you're driving round Acklam in the custard mobile and revving up outside the Southern Cross with your 15 year old groupies I'll give you a shout out when I'm playing Rockliffe with Marlon, Higgy and Coops.[8D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 22:40
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Claire.[:D]

NedKat Posted on 19/07/2011 22:42
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"Noddy's Car" ....

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

degsyspesh Posted on 19/07/2011 22:43
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LL - "...when I'm playing Rockliffe with Marlon, Higgy and Coops"

You don't exactly help yourself do you..?

PinkPonce Posted on 19/07/2011 22:44
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"Now you're learning young un. When you're driving round Acklam in the custard mobile and revving up outside the Southern Cross with your 15 year old groupies I'll give you a shout out when I'm playing Rockliffe with Marlon, Higgy and Coops"

If you need a lift there give me a shout - turning up to a round of golf you bought with a 70 handicap will be bad enough so the least you can do is arrive in style [:X]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 22:47
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I'm not sure you're at a high enough social standing to be my chauffeur yet Ponce, give it a few years and I might let you clean my winkle pickers.[^][:D]

degsyspesh Posted on 19/07/2011 22:52
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ffs, shut the f'ck up you pair of f'cking hormonally challenged splitties......


Link: PP & LL

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 22:55
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GODL![ref]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/07/2011 23:00
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Where's my chauffeur gone, ROLF![:D]

NedKat Posted on 19/07/2011 23:06
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ROLF's gone ?

Again .... ?

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 19/07/2011 23:42
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"not as good as the old day when people said
they werent taking it seriously but then post a
massive long reply late at night"
[:D]

DoylePolice Posted on 19/07/2011 23:46
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Shakes head in disbelief at such complete fannies.

Get in the van.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 20/07/2011 00:01
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OMG Rolf is dead [cr]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 08:40
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Don't worry Clarky, I'm still here ...

Have you bought some golf clubs and shoes yet? Quite an expensive day really considering you only bought it because of your celebrity obsession [:X]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 08:45
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Course you are Ponce, youre at my beck and call.[;)]I've only borrowed some golf clubs but bought some shoes as I intend to play relatively often. No celebrity obsession here kidda, I bid for it to raise funds for a deserving charity and to get Higgy and Coops contact details to play in the charity match.[smi]. Oh and I'm not the one tweeting Rio Ferdinand![:D][:D][cr][cr][cr]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 08:52
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No but you've sat and tweeted just about every other relatively famous person on there haven't you [cr]

How's your new cars?

PP ... x

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/07/2011 08:56
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This is great. I'm ever so pleased that this has continued into day two. It passes the time wonderfully, although I may have some beans to count a little later in the day.[^]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 08:57
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Not at all, I only follow Boro related People and most of the famous ones I know. Joey Barton, Michelle Heaton and Titus Bramble, you sad chunt.[B)]

New cars are good, enjoying driving the Scirocco, get good mpg out of it and enjoy the cruise control on long motorway journeys. The Golf is an automatic so enjoying the laziness and uniqueness of it.[^]

degsyspesh Posted on 20/07/2011 09:01
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"Lisbon Legend vs Pink Ponce"

I would like to declare a draw, they are both equally and embarrassingly pathetic self-obsessed to55ers.

(no offence like)

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:02
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No offence taken.[:P]

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:03
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I remember when sea_harrier and bandy used to have a real problem with PinkPonce.

made Ned's obsession with him look sane. [:o)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:04
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Why am I self obsessed Degsy, I've made a career on being selfless.[;)]

MarlonD Posted on 20/07/2011 09:04
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Fcuking embarrassing. Bell ends.

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:06
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[:D] Paul ... Bless Ned ... As the song goes - I'm more than a number in Neds little red book ...

Keep the insults coming Lisbon ... You've been found out, and as Critical Bill stated on CoB - You're one time allies are slowly realising and turning against you ... [B)]

PP ... x

degsyspesh Posted on 20/07/2011 09:07
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I have to say LL that I'm slightly dissapointed in you - PP has always been like this but you seem to have descended to his level when it would have been incredibly easy to rise above it.

I think he's got you hook, line and sinker etc etc [:D][:D][:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:07
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Well Said Marlon [^]

And you too Degsy [^]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:08
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Morning Marlon, how's Newcastle this morning.[8)]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/07/2011 09:09
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paulmboro,

You especially shouldn't bring up the past, now should you? Have you no shame?

MarlonD Posted on 20/07/2011 09:11
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I wouldn't know Lisbon, I'm in Gateshead.

The impending fatherhood has changed you. I'm assuming you're having a phantom pregnancy in sympathy with the missus as you're going on like a hormonal splitarse.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:12
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When Ponce is bigging up Bill as an ally I know I've got him wriggling. Why don't you give R00fie a ring aswell.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:14
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Lisbon, you're losing it ...

Tell you what, why don't you log in as Jeremybeadleshand and give yourself some support because my god you need it right now ...

[B)]

PP ... x

Boromart Posted on 20/07/2011 09:15
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" The Golf is an automatic so enjoying the laziness and uniqueness of it.! - what exactly is unique about an automatic Golf, FFS? [rle]

I would love to bang your two massive craniums together to knock some sense into you, but your ego bubbles would deflect the blow so it wouldn't work.

This thread is like watching two dogs fighting to be leader of the pack, but however much they bark at each other we all know that they are still a pair of yappy little mongrels. No amount of look-at-me-cars and jet-set-wannabe watches will change that.

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:15
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it was funny how he easily wound you up though sea_harrier.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:18
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BoroMart, you appear lost without your tramp mate grantus, why don't you organise another dream team to take your mind off it.[sad]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:19
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Losing what Ponce?[:o)]

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:21
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"BoroMart, you appear lost without your tramp mate grant us, why don't you organise another dream team to take your mind off it."

[:D]

Maybe Borotart could tell us how fantastic he is despite just being a dim IT monkey? [:o)]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:23
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Your marbles Clarky ...

It's cringeworthy watching you get so wound up over a car ... It's like I'm pulling a ball off wool and you're trying to put your paw on it ...

PP ... x

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/07/2011 09:24
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Paulmboro,

Not half as embarrassing as when you were "outed" by Stood_On_The_Holgate. You have a pathetically short memory and I'd be ashamed to bring up the past if I were you, but perhaps you have no shame.

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:26
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You keep trying to deflect attention away from yourself sea_harrier [:o)]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/07/2011 09:29
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I think you should keep your lips firmly closed, something that allegedly your missus is incapable of.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:29
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Ponce, youre the one repeating the same thing over and over, a sure sign of desperation. [:D]

Quick, tell us that you're veeting your gooch or watching dirty dancing again to wind us up.[cr]

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:31
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You're struggling now sea_harrier. thrashing about when I brought up your jealous obsession with PinkPonce. [:o)]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/07/2011 09:32
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We know that this cat fight is all play acting but, have you two set a date for next years SBRF Charity event?

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:32
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Lisbon, have a read back over this thread ... It's phucking embarrassing and you're doing yourself no favours ...

PP ... x

Boromart Posted on 20/07/2011 09:35
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I ain't no 'IT monkey', I work in the strategic space, Management Consultant, Enterprises Architecture, Business Process Engineering and Programme Management....I ain't no code monkey.

Regarding Grant, at least I have never had a lovers tiff with him in the middle of a crack-den like some celebrity-stalkers around here.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:35
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Just read it back and all I saw was you offering to chauffeur me around and admitting you were so unfit you spent most of the charity match on the side line as the fourth official.[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:38
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FFS ...

You're nothing without Marlon, Pauluka, Daz and Flar backing you up ... This isn't 2008 anymore unfortunately ...

PP ... x

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 20/07/2011 09:39
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"I think you should keep your lips firmly closed, something that allegedly your missus is incapable of"

[:D]

Morning Paul [^]

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:39
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So Borotart is basically a dim IT monkey trying to make out he's better than that? [:o)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:41
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If it's not 2008 then why did you go and buy a custard yellow boy racers car.[?]

Dejan_Savicevic Posted on 20/07/2011 09:44
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Ponce congratulations on the new motor, and for the facials etc, you seem like a decent enough chap on here usually but it's cringeworthy all this M3 stuff, mate Plenty on here could of bought that an not needed to brag, it's a nice motor regardless of any insults you've had, not my cup of tea but everybodys choice is different. You seem obsessed with winding people up lately, don't know why lisbons bit but maybe he's sick of the same stuff.

Kiss and make up lads

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:45
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Oh look, another new Ponce username.[rle]

Boromart Posted on 20/07/2011 09:46
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paulm clearly strategy is all a bit too much for your tiny brain to comprehend, that's fine. Unlike these two tarts I don't need to prove I'm better than a message board 'nemisis', I already know I am.

sasboro1 Posted on 20/07/2011 09:47
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is this a thread like where someone has to have the last say and so they can say they won and the other person ran away from the messageboard to lick their wounds?

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 09:48
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whatever you say dim IT monkey.[:o)]

Dejan_Savicevic Posted on 20/07/2011 09:48
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Lisbon is that aimed at me? I was darko pancev but changed few months back

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:50
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Nope, its not one of those threads, ive got an important meeting now and had fun owning Ponce for awhile.[;)]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:50
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Dejan ... I've not posted mentioning that I bought a new car ... Other people posting it can't be classed as me boasting about it ...

Lisbon, you're trying too hard ... You're making a fool of yourself.

PP ... x

TheBadGuy Posted on 20/07/2011 09:50
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This is much like the heated Dale Winton vs Julian Clary debate in the 90s

Humpty Posted on 20/07/2011 09:52
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still going [:D]

GOLLL / GOPPL

Boromart Posted on 20/07/2011 09:52
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paulm, your craic is pre-pubescent, just like your girlfriends.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 09:52
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It's like arguing with an action man, who only has 3 comebacks. Anyhow, how did you get on in the charity match Ponce after I gave you all the ex Boro players cos you were crying?

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 20/07/2011 09:56
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"after I gave you all the ex Boro players cos you were crying?"

After your pro's dropped out is more accurate.

MarlonD Posted on 20/07/2011 09:57
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I wish the season would fcuking hurry up and start.

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 09:57
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This is potentially one of the greatest FMTTM breakdowns in History ...

> (1) Bliss
> (2) Stary
> (3) MadMick
^ (4) LisbonLegend
v (5) NedKat

PP ... x

Hurworth Posted on 20/07/2011 09:58
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I think that LL and PP are both "in season".

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 10:01
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Excellent put down from the dim IT monkey! [:o)]

sasboro1 Posted on 20/07/2011 10:03
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my life is just too important and busy to post on here all day...oh hang on..

degsyspesh Posted on 20/07/2011 10:04
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Have you two actually rehearsed this, it all seems very choreographed?

Boromart Posted on 20/07/2011 10:07
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is repeating 'dim IT monkey' the best you have got? It isn't even a put down when it comes from someone that mops floors in a carehome for a living.

Hurworth Posted on 20/07/2011 10:07
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degsy, of course it all rehearsed and choreographed.

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 10:08
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'degsy, of course it all rehearsed and choreographed'

Of course it's not ... He's losing the plot and it's desperate ...

PP ... x

Hurworth Posted on 20/07/2011 10:10
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Boromart,

Paulmboro is another username for that Kocek character, and countless others, so just ignore him and he'll go away. He is more to be pitied and thrives on "bites" from FMTTM members, but for what reason only the good Lord knows.

paulmboro Posted on 20/07/2011 10:13
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I'm not creative enough to come up with put downs inferring people are paedos or floor moppers Borotart.

Those are what I expect from dim IT monkeys. [:o)]

Fletch Posted on 20/07/2011 10:18
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They are both sound lads, but...

PP is far better looking and LL has the biggest cock [:D]

Boromart Posted on 20/07/2011 10:20
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Hi Hurworth, I figured that he was a repeat 'character'. I was just poking him with a stick to see if there was anything but bluster behind the facade....it seems there isn't.

I think PP and LL should have a charity boxing match to get this macho, 'a-dog battle' out of their systems. Plenty would pay to see that. But I see a few problems:-

- Lightweight vs. Heavyweight, it's a bit unfair.
- PP might break a nail putting gloves on
- LL would have to fight one handed as his watch is so heavy

Plus I suspect they would both prefer a bit of greco-roman wrestling, but I for one am not prepared to pay to watch those two hugging each other on a rubber mat, naked as the day they were born.

Bandy Posted on 20/07/2011 10:30
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You mop floors[^][:D]

Best laugh I've had in ages

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 11:03
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Fletch [:D]

I've corrected that for you:

"PP is far better looking and LL *IS* the biggest cock"

[:D]

PP ... x

sasboro1 Posted on 20/07/2011 11:13
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pity mr_lizards_jumper doesnt post on here anymore. perfect thread for him to get stuck into

Pauluka Posted on 20/07/2011 11:52
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FFS, have you lot really heard yourselves?


mattyk50 Posted on 20/07/2011 12:05
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what a let down this thread was!!

i was expecting something to compete with the genghis_kahn midnight meltdown [V][V]

Humpty Posted on 20/07/2011 12:22
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Poncey i heard lisbon called yer mam [?]

sasboro1 Posted on 20/07/2011 15:57
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hoof

PinkPonce Posted on 20/07/2011 16:03
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Sas [:D]

Do you not think he's made enough of a fool of himself on this thread already without encouraging him anymore?

PP ... x

sasboro1 Posted on 20/07/2011 16:08
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think he is trying too hard to get you to bite on those other threads

Humpty Posted on 20/07/2011 18:11
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Lisbon, just got a DM of Poncey. He reckons your watch is a knock off [|)]

miniboro Posted on 20/07/2011 18:28
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PP & LL help me out, I've forgotten, which one of you is Michael Broderick and which one is the United States military supercomputer

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/07/2011 18:33
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Do you mean Matthew Broderick.[8)]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 20/07/2011 18:35
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Would you like a game of Tic Tac Toe? [^]

miniboro Posted on 20/07/2011 18:43
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Lol I do indeed, its been a long day [:I]

duncanbannatyne Posted on 20/07/2011 18:53
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Take it from an outsider - they are both utterly boring.

miniboro Posted on 20/07/2011 19:19
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Which one were you Duncan? Matt Dillon, Tom Cruise, Patrick Swayze or Ralph Macchio?