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SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 12:24 | |

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pointless heres one for you... how do they get the jam in doughnuts? thats a real question no one knows the answer too! | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 12:34 | |

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Anyone who has worked in a bakery knows the answer to that one. | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 12:35 | |

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what is it? do they mould the dough around the jam then cook em or what??????????? | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 12:35 | |

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No. | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 12:37 | |

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keeping it a secret eh? you sneaky get. also, why dont dwarfs get extra legs made and just wear trousers so they appear as the same size as everyone else? | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 12:38 | |

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Its not a secret, just a bit difficult to explain the process. | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 12:39 | |

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hmmm good dodge guess i will never know! | |

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 15/04/2011 12:39 | |

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I've always wondered how they get the eggs into Scotch eggs. | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 12:45 | |

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O.K. here we go. The doughnuts are fried, then left to cool. A bowl is filled with Jam. This bowl has a contraption fixed on to the bowl. This consists of, a frame to attach to the bowl, 2 tubes, cut at an angle at the top to form a spike,2 plates through which the spiked tubes go through, and 2 handles. These tubes go into the Jam at the bottom of the bowl. A doughnut is put on the top of the spikes, the handles are pushed down, the jam is injected into the doughnut. The confection is then rolled in sugar, packed, and that's how you put jam in jam doughnuts. easy. | |

DowningAlbion Posted on 15/04/2011 13:06 | |

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'the jam is injected into the doughnut' would have sufficed | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 13:19 | |

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Well I got carried away | |

Hurworth Posted on 15/04/2011 13:21 | |

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How do you fill tarts with cream then, clever dick? | |

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 15/04/2011 13:22 | |

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Forty Horse would know the answer to that one! | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 13:34 | |

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what sort of tarts? | |

T_N_T Posted on 15/04/2011 13:37 | |

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"how do you fill a tart with cream?" First you need half a dozen bacardi breezers | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 13:39 | |

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Only half a dozen? she's obviously not from round here. | |

Hurworth Posted on 15/04/2011 13:40 | |

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Manfriday Posted on 15/04/2011 13:54 | |

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Never mind how they get the eggs into scotch eggs, how do they get the egg into that big meat pie thing that your old man gets every christmas? Hunters pie or something its called | |

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 15/04/2011 13:55 | |

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Good question, Manfriday! | |

beerwulf Posted on 15/04/2011 13:58 | |

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Try getting hold of a copy of this book...... it should be a best seller. (hope the link works) | |

Link: here it is | |

Jonah Posted on 15/04/2011 16:20 | |

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How come the chocolate chips don't melt when in muffins and cookies when cooked?? | |

Sergio_Pizzorno Posted on 15/04/2011 16:26 | |

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I cant get my head around baked Alaska | |

junkyard_angel Posted on 15/04/2011 16:33 | |

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"also, why dont dwarfs get extra legs made and just wear trousers so they appear as the same size as everyone else?" Because can you imagine a normal sized bloke with a big head tottering toward you in the street? You'd think you had slept through a nuclear war. | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:15 | |

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how do girl chickens get the eggs out of their f4nnies without breaking them? | |

bill_door Posted on 15/04/2011 20:18 | |

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How do they get the garlic sauce inside a chicken kiev? | |

HolgateSp1kes Posted on 15/04/2011 20:18 | |

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FFS | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 20:19 | |

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The eggs or their f4nnies? | |

KellyLouise Posted on 15/04/2011 20:21 | |

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Dosnt hurt a bit - I beat ma boyf at table tennis last week | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:22 | |

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both i suppose bet boy chikens tales dont even touch the sides of the girls chickens f4nnies after theyve laid an egg or two must have massive wide ons | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 20:23 | |

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Mine would still touch the sides | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:26 | |

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yer course it would, your not a boy chicken are you if you tried to get an egg in proportionate size out of a normal girls tuppence you wouldnt touch the side in that like if you tried to have sex with a girl chicken you would obviously cos its a chicken but the boy chickens tales are proportionally smaller obviously dont you get it dumbo? | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 20:27 | |

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i see now | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:29 | |

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maybe you could try it with a girl ostrich? probably about the same? | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 20:32 | |

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I'd have to borrow the dwarfs false legs to reach though and where would I find one of them in Africa? | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:34 | |

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go to zaire or summat and get some false ones of someone who had em chopped off and that. be loads knockin about. | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 20:36 | |

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My you know a lot about dwarves, do you know anything about gas cookers? | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:41 | |

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no only electric unfortunately | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 20:49 | |

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Oh well I'll have to sort it out myself, now about those ostriches..... | |

SuperBok Posted on 15/04/2011 20:57 | |

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just creep up on one with its head buried in the sand that looks a bit slaggy and smash its back doors in rod hull has been fisting one for years they must like it up em the dirty gets | |

oldsmoggie Posted on 15/04/2011 21:22 | |

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Been looking for the last half hour but cant find one, might have to go over the river to yorkshire | |