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BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 10:51
Classic lines from the movies...

"you talkin to me? taxi driver
"i'm the monsters mother" alien resurrection

Evil Posted on 03/03/2011 10:53
Classic lines from the movies...

'I am going to make you in to a Human Centipede'

Bandy Posted on 03/03/2011 10:55
Classic lines from the movies...

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

andybarca Posted on 03/03/2011 11:01
Classic lines from the movies...

I'll be back

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 11:02
Classic lines from the movies...

"you think im funny?" goodfellas

borolad01642 Posted on 03/03/2011 11:05
Classic lines from the movies...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Lefty Posted on 03/03/2011 11:08
Classic lines from the movies...

You know it's a classic line when you can finish it off.

'Frankly my dear, I don't ...'

'He's not the messiah, he's...'

Midosparmo Posted on 03/03/2011 11:10
Classic lines from the movies...

"infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me"
Carry on Cleo

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 11:10
Classic lines from the movies...

Grandfather: It's your nose, you know. Fans are funny that way, they take a dislike to things. They'll pick on a nose.

Ringo: Aw, you pick on your own.

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 11:12
Classic lines from the movies...

dont know that one steve t?

Obsolete_of_Charm Posted on 03/03/2011 11:13
Classic lines from the movies...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The alien as it emerges from John Hurts stomach!

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 11:14
Classic lines from the movies...

BOROMAN28 ... from A Hard Day's Night. [:D]

DowningAlbion Posted on 03/03/2011 11:24
Classic lines from the movies...

'Here endeth the lesson'

Sean Connery in The Untouchables. Pretty much everything he says in that film is quotable

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 11:29
Classic lines from the movies...

"im gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"
The quintessential classic!!!

sean_boro Posted on 03/03/2011 11:33
Classic lines from the movies...

Hell, I like you. you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister!

Moon_Face Posted on 03/03/2011 11:50
Classic lines from the movies...

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain [cr]
Blade Runner

bryan_munich Posted on 03/03/2011 11:54
Classic lines from the movies...

'Monty! You terrible c*nt!'

ted_dn38416 Posted on 03/03/2011 11:55
Classic lines from the movies...

"you, all of you.. you're part egg plant"

dennis hopper - true romance

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 11:59
Classic lines from the movies...

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

mr_maz Posted on 03/03/2011 12:02
Classic lines from the movies...

"I don't know what's worse! losing a nuclear missile, or doing it so often you have a name for it!"

"She's a witch!"

Midosparmo Posted on 03/03/2011 12:02
Classic lines from the movies...

Star trek V1 am I right Stevie?

speckyget Posted on 03/03/2011 12:03
Classic lines from the movies...

Another from True Romance:

"I've always wanted to see what TV in other countries looks like"

Cecil_J_Mctumshie Posted on 03/03/2011 12:06
Classic lines from the movies...

amazed this has not been mentioned yet

"You were only supposed to blow the bleedin doors off"

THEBOROBOSS Posted on 03/03/2011 12:08
Classic lines from the movies...

Boroman28 not to be pedantic but it's "Im gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

as said by both Brando and Pachino

bill_door Posted on 03/03/2011 12:13
Classic lines from the movies...

'Are you the farmer?'
'Stop saying that! Of course he's the fuçking farmer!'

'Nice shooting son. What's your name?'
'Murphy.'


squarewheelbike Posted on 03/03/2011 12:13
Classic lines from the movies...

Zuzu's petals!

Evil Posted on 03/03/2011 12:15
Classic lines from the movies...

'Oh oh, thats it, thats it baby, now put it in my ass'.

Moon_Face Posted on 03/03/2011 12:15
Classic lines from the movies...

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
- Scarface

Sign says 'All asses Must Be Shown' on the entrance to what Sid and Bernie think is a nudist camp site.
Sid asks the groundsman where the owner is and the groundsman replies
"gone for a P"
- Carry on Camping.


miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/03/2011 12:16
Classic lines from the movies...

We've gone on holiday by mistake

ted_dn38416 Posted on 03/03/2011 12:17
Classic lines from the movies...

"you're gonna clean that spot until you get that nice shiny clean"

John voight - Runaway Train

speckyget Posted on 03/03/2011 12:20
Classic lines from the movies...

What we got here is... failure to communicate.

RenzoRosso Posted on 03/03/2011 12:21
Classic lines from the movies...

"you got a real perdy mouth boy"

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/03/2011 12:22
Classic lines from the movies...

Open the pod bay doors Hal you cnut!

boro74 Posted on 03/03/2011 12:26
Classic lines from the movies...

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves. ..."

squarewheelbike Posted on 03/03/2011 12:28
Classic lines from the movies...

Terry to Bob.

"I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six!"

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 12:32
Classic lines from the movies...

squarewheelbike [:D] classic line but a not so good film.

'You'll get your money, Bob.'

Billy_Ashcrofts_Pants Posted on 03/03/2011 12:35
Classic lines from the movies...

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory...

japsterboro Posted on 03/03/2011 12:39
Classic lines from the movies...

"They're only noodles Michael" - Lost Boys

"I wasn't gonna just ram it home, you know. I was gonna lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman" - Me, Myself & Irene


squarewheelbike Posted on 03/03/2011 12:39
Classic lines from the movies...

All of those 70's sitcom to films were a let down, but Terry had some cracking one liners in it.

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 12:47
Classic lines from the movies...

Yes squarewheelbike, they were all usually a let down.

Still. Onwards. [:D]

Goldfinger: 'No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!'

king_hellfire Posted on 03/03/2011 12:56
Classic lines from the movies...

'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

'I hope I give you the shîts' - dog soldiers

allied_assault Posted on 03/03/2011 12:58
Classic lines from the movies...

'They're beginning to to get on my nerves'

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 13:07
Classic lines from the movies...

'Give me a squadron of Spitfires.'

sambaDTR Posted on 03/03/2011 13:07
Classic lines from the movies...

Goddammit, I'd XXXXXX on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!


squarewheelbike Posted on 03/03/2011 13:08
Classic lines from the movies...

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room!

dicky2006 Posted on 03/03/2011 13:10
Classic lines from the movies...

dude wheres my car?

Miklaadt Posted on 03/03/2011 13:11
Classic lines from the movies...

Uh huh, Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh - Beavis and Butthead do America

kermit Posted on 03/03/2011 13:12
Classic lines from the movies...

"Hahaha, you think this is the real Quaid?!"

"IT IS!!!!!!!!"

rkangel Posted on 03/03/2011 13:15
Classic lines from the movies...

Fill your hands yousonofabitch!

Haven't seen the Coens' remake yet, but they're big boots to step into.

By the way SWB I was working with RB at the weekend who regaled me with tales of playing footy with you at Redcar when he came down for Mogga's testimonial. I promised I'd say hello.

StevieT Posted on 03/03/2011 13:16
Classic lines from the movies...

kermit [:D]

From the same film:

"Consider-da-dis a divorce.'



1st_time_caller Posted on 03/03/2011 13:19
Classic lines from the movies...

"I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fcuked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!"

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight"

every line in that film is a quotable classic [^][^][^]

sitheman Posted on 03/03/2011 13:20
Classic lines from the movies...

"Their must be a con like me in every prison in Amercia..."

Miklaadt Posted on 03/03/2011 13:22
Classic lines from the movies...

Thats no moon...

ted_dn38416 Posted on 03/03/2011 13:23
Classic lines from the movies...

i wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one, sent it up to me like room service

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 13:24
Classic lines from the movies...

"call that a knife? this is a knife"

squarewheelbike Posted on 03/03/2011 13:29
Classic lines from the movies...

RK, you know I saved RB's life about ten times that weekend! Remember the relief when he and the others drank themselves to a standstill and fell asleep in the Stockton, before staggering back to their B&B. Relief didn't last long mind, an hour later they reappeared at the Deck, refreshed and ready for more!

bill_door Posted on 03/03/2011 13:30
Classic lines from the movies...

1st TC - this whole thread could easily just be from that film. [:D][^]

'I've been watching you. Especially you, prancing like a tit. You want working on boy.'

And from another film...

'I want to play a game...'


BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 13:34
Classic lines from the movies...

"i could of been a contender,i could of been someone"

Benny_Blanco Posted on 03/03/2011 13:35
Classic lines from the movies...

"yippee-ki-yay, motherfukker"

End of thread!

rkangel Posted on 03/03/2011 13:36
Classic lines from the movies...

SWB - I knew it wouldn't be long before our paths crossed on the dusty plains of mutual acquaintance, tho I'm pretty sure we'venever met. I'm off up see the fine Scot between shows today so I'll tell him his reputation is enshrined in the North.

squarewheelbike Posted on 03/03/2011 13:38
Classic lines from the movies...

Give him my regards, and hopefully be up soon at some point to do it personally!

rkangel Posted on 03/03/2011 13:40
Classic lines from the movies...

Consider them given.

bill_door Posted on 03/03/2011 13:43
Classic lines from the movies...

'Those aren't pillows!'

Holgater Posted on 03/03/2011 13:45
Classic lines from the movies...

Johnny: Who is it?

Snakes: It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep, and get the hell outta here.

Snakes: All right, Johnny. But what about my money?

Johnny: What money?

Snakes: Acey said ya had some dough for me.

Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya?

Snakes: Acey said 10%.

Johnny: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

Snakes: Whattaya mean?

Johnny: He's upstairs, takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey! I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. [pulls out his Tommy Gun] I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of' lead!

Snakes: All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm goin'!

Johnny: 1... 2... 10!

Johnny: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.


kermit Posted on 03/03/2011 13:48
Classic lines from the movies...

Home Alone!

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 19:42
Classic lines from the movies...

"i'm giving you all she's got captain"star trek

rosscollin23 Posted on 03/03/2011 19:43
Classic lines from the movies...

I Know Kung Fu - The Matrix

transitarmy Posted on 03/03/2011 19:50
Classic lines from the movies...

Top of the world Ma!
James Cagney White Heat

ahwell Posted on 03/03/2011 20:06
Classic lines from the movies...

There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullXXXXXX word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a XXXXXX.

HarryVegas Posted on 03/03/2011 20:27
Classic lines from the movies...

Now I know what you're thinking - did he fire 6 shots or only 5? Well in all this excitement I forgot myself. But seeing as this is a 45 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question - Do I feel lucky today? Well do ya....punk?

HarryVegas Posted on 03/03/2011 20:29
Classic lines from the movies...

Find your neutral space, man!

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 20:29
Classic lines from the movies...

"im the king of the world" titanic

Dibzzz Posted on 03/03/2011 20:32
Classic lines from the movies...

'Now put it in my other hole'

Kate Winslet to Leonardo DiCaprio in a deleted scene from Titanic.


BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 20:33
Classic lines from the movies...

"heres Johnny"[:D]

HarryVegas Posted on 03/03/2011 20:35
Classic lines from the movies...

Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour.

HarryVegas Posted on 03/03/2011 20:38
Classic lines from the movies...

I demand to have some booze!! [:D]

klboroboy Posted on 03/03/2011 20:40
Classic lines from the movies...

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don’t want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!” [Jack Nicholson, as Colonel Jessup]


Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): “You want answers?”

Tom Cruise (Kaffee): “I think I’m entitled.”

Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): “You want answers?”

Tom Cruise (Kaffee): “I want the truth!”

Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): “You can’t handle the truth!”


Dibzzz Posted on 03/03/2011 20:41
Classic lines from the movies...

Tits ladies and gentlemen....spunk !

Chubby Arse on The Fat Slags Blue Honeymoon DVD. [:D]

borolad87 Posted on 03/03/2011 20:52
Classic lines from the movies...

'I eat green berets for breakfast -- and right now I am very hungry'

BOROMAN28 Posted on 03/03/2011 20:52
Classic lines from the movies...

"i'm your father Luke"
"the force is strong in this one"

BoroAl Posted on 03/03/2011 20:59
Classic lines from the movies...

Fill yore hand you sonofabitch.
John Wayne "True Grit"

Anubis Posted on 03/03/2011 22:29
Classic lines from the movies...

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

StanisStan Posted on 03/03/2011 23:04
Classic lines from the movies...

Your going to need a bigger boat

WillMunny Posted on 03/03/2011 23:32
Classic lines from the movies...

You've got another one wrong Boroman, the line is

"No, I am your father"

ron_manager Posted on 03/03/2011 23:38
Classic lines from the movies...

"As a child I used to weep in butchers shops"


"Splitter"

Dibzzz Posted on 03/03/2011 23:38
Classic lines from the movies...

ET go home

Dibzzz Posted on 03/03/2011 23:42
Classic lines from the movies...

"All the gold I could eat"

Or basically the whole script from The Life of Brian[^][:D]

bill_door Posted on 03/03/2011 23:45
Classic lines from the movies...

'I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.'

'These aren't accidents! They're THROWING themselves into the road gladly! THROWING themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven't got a chance! '

tees_tripper Posted on 04/03/2011 03:02
Classic lines from the movies...

'Doc u better back up. We havn't got enough road to get to 88'

'Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads'

you_lookin_at_liburd Posted on 04/03/2011 07:54
Classic lines from the movies...

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum - They Live

buttermyarse Posted on 04/03/2011 07:54
Classic lines from the movies...

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified. [:D]

buttermyarse Posted on 04/03/2011 08:21
Classic lines from the movies...

I’m your worst f***ing nightmare, man! A XXXXXX with a badge.

jimmythewondercat Posted on 04/03/2011 08:40
Classic lines from the movies...

It's 103 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. HIT IT!

(actually the mileage may be wrong but I can't be bothered to check - that film has more quotable lines than I can ever remember!) [:o)]

Angelmatty Posted on 04/03/2011 08:48
Classic lines from the movies...

where`s your tool

what focking tool

this focking tool

lol scum

number9 Posted on 04/03/2011 08:48
Classic lines from the movies...

"Ugh" - 2001

BigCasino Posted on 04/03/2011 08:58
Classic lines from the movies...

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 04/03/2011 09:01
Classic lines from the movies...

Begbie: Did you bring the cads?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cads, the last thing I told you was to mind the cads!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fecking boring after a while without the cads.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fecking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't you bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FECKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS C'NT!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.

Jimmy_the_Saint Posted on 04/03/2011 11:28
Classic lines from the movies...

Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

CaramelHobNob Posted on 04/03/2011 11:44
Classic lines from the movies...

'You are one ugly motherXXXXXXer'

Mr_Wobbly_Hands Posted on 04/03/2011 11:54
Classic lines from the movies...

Frying tonight!!!

Carry on Screaming [^]

BigCasino Posted on 04/03/2011 12:32
Classic lines from the movies...

Thug: (holding up a bowling ball) "Wot the fcuks this"?

The Dude: You're not a golfer then?

HolgateSp1kes Posted on 04/03/2011 12:40
Classic lines from the movies...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?


beerwulf Posted on 04/03/2011 12:41
Classic lines from the movies...

Must have a little Groucho and co. on this thread,

Fiorello: Hey, wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?
Driftwood: Oh, that? Oh, that's the usual clause that's in every contract. That just says, uh, it says, uh, if any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.
Fiorello: Well, I don't know...
Driftwood: It's all right. That's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a sanity clause.
Fiorello: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

ted_dn38416 Posted on 04/03/2011 12:44
Classic lines from the movies...

"put that coffee down.. coffee's for closers..

Alec Baldwin - Glengarry GlenRoss

BOROMAN28 Posted on 04/03/2011 21:05
Classic lines from the movies...

"I am Beowulf...FEAR ME!"

Marc_Feld Posted on 04/03/2011 21:51
Classic lines from the movies...

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

Poorarca Posted on 04/03/2011 21:54
Classic lines from the movies...

Maverick: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

Viper: In case some of you are wondering who the best is, they are up here on this plaque.
[turns to Maverick]
Viper: Do you think your name will be on that plaque?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Viper: That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Viper: I like that in a pilot.


YouDoyle! Posted on 04/03/2011 21:58
Classic lines from the movies...

Marc_Feld princess bride very underated film

Poorarca Posted on 04/03/2011 21:59
Classic lines from the movies...

George W. Duke: In the ring, in the ring. Tommy Gunn only fights in the ring.
Rocky Balboa: My ring's outside.


Marc_Feld Posted on 04/03/2011 22:11
Classic lines from the movies...

Jerry: Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: It doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Pulls of wig]
Jerry: I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!

fylde_coast_pies Posted on 05/03/2011 03:36
Classic lines from the movies...

"I'm desperate Father"

"It's OK my son, Call me Dan"

"I'm desperate Dan"


Can't remember the film but oh how I laughed.

fylde_coast_pies Posted on 05/03/2011 03:39
Classic lines from the movies...

By the way, There's not one quote here from Rita, Sue and Bob too, A film crammed with classic lines.

"Make your own fcuking tea"

coluka Posted on 05/03/2011 03:50
Classic lines from the movies...

Dr Frankenstein: Whose brain did you use?
Igor: Abby… somebody.
Dr Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby-normal.

kimbo61 Posted on 05/03/2011 05:25
Classic lines from the movies...

An Officer and a Gentleman.....
"where do you come from boy?"
"Texas Sir!"
"only two things come out of Texas.. steers and queers, which one are you boy?.. Coz I dont see no horns"

HarryVegas Posted on 05/03/2011 06:53
Classic lines from the movies...

Clint in Unforgiven, after killing Little Bill and half the bar crowd!

"I'm coming out now. Any of you boys takes a shot at me, I'm gonna come back and kill you, kill your wives and children and burn your damn houses down!"


(Unheard response "FFS Clint we get the message!!")

al1948uk Posted on 05/03/2011 09:42
Classic lines from the movies...

I'm desparate Dan from Yosser Hughes in Boys from the Blackstuff.

My favs...What's up with him, got a turd in his pocket? McCabe and Mrs Miller.

or

And makes sure when you come out of the toilet you haven't got your d**k in your hand. Godfather

SuperBok Posted on 05/03/2011 10:00
Classic lines from the movies...

"on my command, unleash hell"

(or is it on my signal, cant remember)

surely snatch has the best one liners in any film like.


Rayman Posted on 05/03/2011 10:09
Classic lines from the movies...

Our favourite is by the Wolf in Pulp Fiction. "Let's not start ******* each others ***** just yet!" We use it everyday when it appears something has gone too well. I suppose you would have to be there.

barrelchestedscotsman Posted on 05/03/2011 10:35
Classic lines from the movies...

...The Druids....no one knew who they where...or what the were doing....

SKEELO Posted on 05/03/2011 10:46
Classic lines from the movies...

"A thought a were great"


ibiza_74 Posted on 05/03/2011 12:26
Classic lines from the movies...

Clarence Worley: If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. (True Romance)

1st_time_caller Posted on 05/03/2011 12:31
Classic lines from the movies...

cheesiest line ever has to be:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I am all out of bubblegum"

squarewheelbike Posted on 05/03/2011 12:45
Classic lines from the movies...

Always loved Paul Calf's mis-quote of Chuck Norris' "You've got 5hit on your shoes, and I'm the shoe-shine boy"! Into, "You've got 5hit on your shoes, you 5hitty shoed ba5tard"!

parmo_pete Posted on 05/03/2011 13:03
Classic lines from the movies...

Not easily quotable, but very funny:

Yes, hello; this is R.S.T. Video calling. Customer number four-three-five-zero-two-nine. I'd like to place an order...Okay...

I need one each of the following tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-XXXXXXing, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim- Jobbers, My XXXXXX and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and XXXXXX, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave XXXXXX, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Oh, and...
(to MOTHER)
What was the name of that movie?

MOTHER (nearly dazed) Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.

RANDAL (on phone)
And a copy of Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup...Okay, thanks.
(hangs up; to MOTHER)
Sixteen forty-nine. It'll be here Monday.


charlie_amer_fanclub Posted on 05/03/2011 23:14
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nice beaver

clag01 Posted on 05/03/2011 23:35
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She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

johnaldinho Posted on 06/03/2011 08:36
Classic lines from the movies...

Keep the change ya filthy animal (home alone)

erm,i dont like my job.......and i dont think i'm gonna go anymore (office space)

big badda boom,badda boom (5th element)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning,smells like victory (apocalypse now)

If i was the man i was five years ago i'd take a flamethrower to this place (scent of a woman)

Sell crazy some place else,we're all stocked up here (as good as it gets)

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin',thats goddam right (shawshank)

Nothing like a bit of girl on girl (hot fuzz)

oh,and the whole "Martin luther the king" bit from Coming to America

kimbo61 Posted on 06/03/2011 14:00
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Clint as Dirty Harry...
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the XXXXXX. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

squarewheelbike Posted on 06/03/2011 14:24
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Axel_Foley Posted on 06/03/2011 14:39
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Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss?

Who do you think I am, huh?

Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No XXXXXXs Allowed in There!"

[:D]

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 06/03/2011 16:40
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“Back off, man. I’m a scientist”,

And

Hal ya XXXXXX open the pod bay doors or I'm gonna knack yer

MrsTiggywinkle Posted on 06/03/2011 17:42
Classic lines from the movies...

'Go ahead, make my day'

marsked_magician Posted on 06/03/2011 18:21
Classic lines from the movies...

"...and I bet you take it up the fvckin ass, bitch" Law Abiding Citizen

"You wanna go to jail or do you wanna go home?" Training Day

"Brother, if they're rabbits, where are its ears?" "I know. Fvcking rabbits with no ears" "They're chickens" Four Lions