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LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 15:44
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KUBOTA LT 345 DT - 34 HORSE POWER. 4 WHEEL DRIVE WITH DIFF LOCK, POWER STEERING , 4 CYLINDER DIESEL,THREE POINT LINKAGE WITH PTO.HAS A MASSEY 35 BONNET AND NEW REAR WINGS.RECENT PROFESSIONAL WITH RECIEPTS £2300 SPENT ON REBUILD, INC NEW TYRES , CLUTCH , BRAKES , BEARINGS AND SEELS ALL ROUND, REWIRED AND GENERALLY SORTED - STARTS , RUNS AND STOPS AS IT SHOULD ALL THOUGH IT SHOULD BE POINTED OUT THERE IS NO HANDBRAKE,TRANSPORT BOX AND TOP LINK IS AVAILABLE AT + £200.

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 15:47
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has it got airbags?

natarli1 Posted on 05/02/2011 15:48
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Have you got one in green?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 15:50
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IT IS A PRE_AIRBAG MODEL AND I CAN PAINT IT GREEN IF UR INTERESTED NATARLI FOR AN EXTRA 15 QUID

natarli1 Posted on 05/02/2011 15:52
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Don't think it will blend in well in Acklam! [:D]

subbuteo_171 Posted on 05/02/2011 15:52
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

What mpg do you get out of it? And what's 0-60 mph stats?

ClaireSmith Posted on 05/02/2011 15:52
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

How many seats ?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 15:53
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IM SURE IT WOULD BE FINE, GOOD ON FUEL AND CAN PARK IT ANYWHERE ILL FILL THE TANK UP BEFORE YOU PICK IT UP

aa365 Posted on 05/02/2011 15:55
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I used to love tractors me...but not anymore




...in fact I'm now an extractor fan[:D]

NedKat Posted on 05/02/2011 15:57
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Throw in a free plough ?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 15:57
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MPG IS IRRELEVANT A T 0.40 PER LITRE IT WONT DO 60 MPH, 2 SEATS

ClaireSmith Posted on 05/02/2011 15:57
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

Maybe the famous 'Red Traction' would be interested ?

Herr_Mingemuncher Posted on 05/02/2011 15:58
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

how many sheep can you get in the cab?

ron_manager Posted on 05/02/2011 15:58
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

Does it talk...my son would love it if I did and I'd be sorely tempted to buy it if it did.[:D]

Stellify Posted on 05/02/2011 15:58
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What size wheels? Is it unlocked?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 15:59
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I WILL SELL TO ANYONE EVEN D1CKHEADS THAT FLAG FIGHT

MOST SHEEP IVE HAD IN THE CAB IS 2 BUT I RECKON I COULD GET 5 IN

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:01
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STFU UP RON ITS NOT A MG MAESTRO

Herr_Mingemuncher Posted on 05/02/2011 16:02
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hmm interesting, would either the fifth or the second sheep be on the 'gear stick' ?

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 16:02
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0.40 PER LITRE, that's gone down by 8p in a week! can i have 50 gal

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:03
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STELLIFFY 2 GIGGUNS 2 SMALLUNS AND LOOK AT THE THREAD TITLE YOU WAZZOCK

subbuteo_171 Posted on 05/02/2011 16:03
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How many previous owners?
What's the stereo like?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:04
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NO HERR XXXXXX THEY CANT DRIVE SITREP THATS THE PRICE I BUY IT IN AT ITS NOT WHAT I SELL AT WHICH IS CURRENTLY 0.49

Stellify Posted on 05/02/2011 16:04
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Thanks for clearing that up. How big's the exhaust? What size battery?

Could be a good un' this.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:05
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ONLY 7 PREVIOUS OWNERS AND THE STEREO GOT NICKED WHEN I HAD CAUSE TO STOP IN LIVERTON MINES FOR A FEW MINUTES

billdoor Posted on 05/02/2011 16:06
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Do the seats recline?

And does it have air conditioning?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:07
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ILL NEED TO MEASURE THE BATTERY, DONT THINK ITS GOT AN EXHAUST

YEP ITS FULLY A/C

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:08
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at what stage does a big lawnmower become a small tractor?

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 16:08
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LIVERTON MINES

Is Billy Dunning still alive?

NedKat Posted on 05/02/2011 16:10
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Good chippy in Liverton Mines ...

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:12
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BATTERY IS ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF BY A FOOT BY 3 QUARTERS OF A FOOT

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:13
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NO IDEA BILL NO IDEA SIT NOT ANYMORE NED

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:14
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what is the "Cold Cranking Amps" rating of the battery?

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 16:14
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What’s that in metric stuff?

NedKat Posted on 05/02/2011 16:14
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Really ? That chip shop closed down ? It was a wonderful fish and chippy !! Always seemed to be busy ...

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 16:16
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what is the "Cold Cranking Amps" rating of the battery?


wish I'd asked that[:D]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:16
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WTF THE WATT BILLY ???

METRIC ???????


Stellify Posted on 05/02/2011 16:16
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Does it have reverse?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:17
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SOMETIMES STELL IT DEPENDS ON THE TEMPERATURE

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 16:18
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METRIC ???????

A FOOT AND A HALF BY A FOOT BY 3 QUARTERS OF A FOOT

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:18
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the amount of current inside the battery

Stellify Posted on 05/02/2011 16:24
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What temperatures are we talking about? I need to to work in reverse in really cold temperatures.

NedKat Posted on 05/02/2011 16:26
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it's the capability of the battery to produce a certain amount of Amps at start-up. This is because a motor, when it first starts, draws five times the normal working current ...

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:26
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its usually the amps available at -18 Deg C

red_shamrock Posted on 05/02/2011 16:26
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[:D]Good thread this[^]

Sitrep Posted on 05/02/2011 16:28
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billy you're just showing off now[|)]

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:28
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sorry.

I am a bit of a tractor/engine geek.

and by a "bit" I mean "massive"

Stellify Posted on 05/02/2011 16:31
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How much weight can it pull at an incline of 45%?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:39
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JUST WENT TO GET SOME MORE INFO TREAD ON BACK TIRES IS HALF A FOOT OR SO, FRONTS ARE DOWN TO THE CARCASSES SO I MIGHT KNOCK A BIT OFF

DUNNO ABOUT THIS ELECTRICAL STUFF LIKE SO YOULL HAVE TO BEAR WITH ME

PULLS ANYTHING STELL UP ANYTHING BETTER AT PULLING THAN YOU AND UR CAWK SEZ IT ALL [^]

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:40
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does it have a PTO?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:42
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ME UNCLE BARNEY WILL BE ROUND IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND HE KNOWS TECHNICAL STUFF HE WOKED AT THE ICI LABS AND DIDNT WASTE HIS TIME THERE

HE CAN DO OWT WITH LIQUIDS, SPESH DIESEL COLOURANTS WINKWINK

PRETTY GOOD WITH ELRCTRICS TOO AS HES FITTED ME A DOORBELL WITH A CAMERA ON IT

ILL ASK HIM ABOUT CRANKING UP AMPS WHEN HES HERE

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:43
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YES BILLY AS WE DO A LOT OF FENCING SO ITS A MUST

Billy69_uk Posted on 05/02/2011 16:49
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"HE KNOWS TECHNICAL STUFF HE WOKED AT THE ICI LABS AND DIDNT WASTE HIS TIME THERE"

I like the sound of Uncle Barney.

ClaireSmith Posted on 05/02/2011 16:52
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"HES FITTED ME A DOORBELL WITH A CAMERA ON IT".

Erm, has this special Uncle Barney also fitted a bathroom towel-heater with a camera on it and a bedside lamp with a camera on it ?


LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 16:56
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BILLY UNCLE B IS A TOP BANANA

NO CLAIRE JUST THE DOORBELL DUNNO WHY YOUD WANT ONE ANYWHERE ELSE

ron_manager Posted on 05/02/2011 16:58
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Calm down Lingdale calm down...remember this forum is not the Ad-Mag...

Als o may I ask is it true you divorced your wife and she stayed your sister.[:X]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 17:06
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AH I SEE ANOTHER FUNNY MAN IMPLYING PEOPLE THAT DONT LIVE IN BIG BUILT SHEETHOLES LIKE MIDDLESBROUGH MUST BE INCESTUAL WELL THATS WHERE YOURE WRONG BUDDY AND IT SHOWS YOU UP HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU A KIDDYFIDDLING TOWNIE ???????

ron_manager Posted on 05/02/2011 17:11
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You don't need to shout Ling, just turn the engine off the tractor.[:D]

I wouldn't care if you implied that I was a "kiddie fiddling townie", I'd know it was humour and take it as such.

And lets be honest Ling you started this with your "stfu" comment.

Naw git bak 'T' barn tha piggies ne tha milkkkin.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 17:18
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SO YOU FIND PAEDOS AND INCEST HUMOROUS ? TOP BLOKE YOU ARE LIKE [^]

NOW GTF OFF MY THREAD YOU FREAK AND IF YOU LOOK BACK YOULL SEE I TOLD YOU TO STFU COS YOU WERE TALKING BOLLOX


ron_manager Posted on 05/02/2011 17:27
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hahahaha still shouting I see, is it because you have a st...st...st....st....stutter...they say shouting does help to allieviate the problem.

I simply made my first comment because my son asked me when I said someone had a tractor for sale. Its quite arrogant of you to say "Get off my thread"...you are after all on a football forum and as i said before not in the Ad-Mag....

Noow aye ere tha sheepie bahin, yas bist get bak 'T' thim as thil nee a gud rogerin[:D]

Tortured_Mind Posted on 05/02/2011 17:46
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How much is postage?

Red_Matter Posted on 05/02/2011 17:54
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That's the spec of my snow blower! Ha ha ha! [;)]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 18:01
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CAN DELIVER WITHIN A 3 MILE RADIUS OF GUISBRO TORTURED MIND

steelred Posted on 05/02/2011 19:49
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lingdalelegend, if you manage to sell that big chunk of metal shiite are you going to spend the money on getting your caps-lock fixed?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 23:46
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THERS FACK ALL WRONG WITH THEM YOU WAZZOCK THEY WORKIN FINE [:o)]

Stellify Posted on 05/02/2011 23:48
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About the tractor, does the seat bounce? I like the look of the ones where the people in them look like there sat on a trampoline.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 05/02/2011 23:50
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OF COS YOULL LOOK LIKE A THUNDERBIRD STAR LIKE SCOTT OR VIRGIN

steelred Posted on 06/02/2011 00:01
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LLEGEND=cock

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 06/02/2011 00:02
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Would you accept £2900..??

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 00:14
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2900 ???

ITS PRICED TO SELL TBH

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 06/02/2011 00:16
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Fine...I'll look elsewhere..!!

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 00:17
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YOU WONT FIND A BETTER EXAMPLE I TELL THEE

Stellify Posted on 06/02/2011 00:18
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I was thinking £2950 due to it been unlocked but never mind I'm out.


bblf Posted on 06/02/2011 00:19
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Does it have Bluetooth conectivity for me I pod.

redhead1 Posted on 06/02/2011 00:24
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Lingdale? You don't really live there. You are not a true 'Wooly'.

Give it a rest.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 00:24
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WILL YOU TECHY GEEKS XXXXXX OFF SO I CAN SELL THIS THANKS

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 00:29
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XXXXXX OFF YOU GINNER COONT

redhead1 Posted on 06/02/2011 00:31
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As I said, you don't live there really.

And,,,, that is no way to speak to a lady!

Stellify Posted on 06/02/2011 00:41
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What specification is the wiring circuit?Does it conform to any BS standards and such like?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 00:42
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EXPLAIN THE OFFSIDE RULE TO ME GINGAXXXXXX [:P]

redhead1 Posted on 06/02/2011 00:54
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A Lingdale lad wouldn't use the word 'Wassack'.

A true Lingle lad would say "Woolack"!

Bless you.

monkeyman Posted on 06/02/2011 06:51
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Does it lock? What colour is it? What's yer mam like?

OPEO Posted on 06/02/2011 08:15
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LINGDALE, can you stop shouting! My heads bangin.

Tortured_Mind Posted on 06/02/2011 10:04
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You couldn't throw a bale of straw in with it for good measure could you?


Link: #

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:06
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Does it lock? [8)]

What colour is it? [8)]

What's yer mam like? - BIG CAWKS AND VODKA

OK OPEO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 10:07
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He's still shouting like, must be that all the farm noises have damaged his ear drums or that he can only write in BIG LETTERS.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:07
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THATS GOONA PUT 20 NOTES ON THE PRICE TORTURED

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:08
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FACK OFF RON YOU INTOLERANT BIGOTED CNUT

monkeyman Posted on 06/02/2011 10:11
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Lingale man! You're a good sport, putting this crap up here for everyone's delectation. I think I love you!!! [LOVE][:X]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 06/02/2011 10:15
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you should post this on the Ipswich board [:D]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:17
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THANK YOU MONKEYMAN HOWS THINGS IN ARTLEPOOL ???


I GOT FAMILY IN STOWMARKET JUST UP FROM IPSWICH CITY JEZZA NOW FACK OFF N GO CUDDLE A MEXICAN

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 10:51
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Oh I'm not bigoted or intolerant you just seem to becoming across as an angry shoutey man.

I take back all my humouress comments as it seems to have genuinally offended you[:D]

coluka Posted on 06/02/2011 10:51
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1. Is it any good in the snow?

2. Does it have a turbo?

3. Has it got a sunroof?

Cheers in advance [^]

ClaireSmith Posted on 06/02/2011 10:53
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Does it have a Chalwyn valve ?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:54
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THANKS RON APOLOGY ACCEPTED NOW GO AND WRITE SOMETHING ON YOUR CLIPBOARD WITH YOUR BIC

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:55
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1. Is it any good in the snow? [^][^][^]

2. Does it have a turbo?[V]

3. Has it got a sunroof?[8)]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 10:57
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CLAIRE ARE YOU SOME KIND OF BUTCH DUNGAREE WEARING TYPE OF A WOMAN ?????

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 10:57
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Why would I have a clip board Ling[:D]

MawTheMerrier Posted on 06/02/2011 11:01
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I've always fancied a tractor to drive home from the pub with - off road like, not on the road. (I would never drink and drive on the road.)


LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:03
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COS THATS WHAT MANAGERS HAVE WALKING AROUND TUT TUTTING AND SCRIBLING AWAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOURE IMPORTANT

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:05
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DO YOU LIVE IN A FIELD MAW OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT STRUGGLE ON THAT IDEA

skelboro Posted on 06/02/2011 11:07
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Because you come across as a boring XXXXXX to be honest Ron

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 11:09
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You have no idea who ron_manager is do you...check it out very very funny[:D]


I really couldn't be further from the clipboard type.



Link: ron manager

Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 06/02/2011 11:11
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LL,

can you give us all advance notice of when you'll deliver, so that we can make alternative plans to avoid all the slow moving traffic behind you. Oh and the inevitable head on collision when some pillock tries to overtake you on a blind bend.

skelboro Posted on 06/02/2011 11:12
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Nop still come across as a boring XXXXXX.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:13
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THATS FUNNY [?]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 06/02/2011 11:13
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"I GOT FAMILY IN STOWMARKET JUST UP FROM IPSWICH CITY JEZZA NOW FACK OFF N GO CUDDLE A MEXICAN"

Excellent sales technique sir [:D]







I love mexico me,
could you paint it the colour of the mexican flag? [^]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:15
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CLEVELEYS MY FAVOURITE HOBBY IS TAKING BIG RED OUT FOR A DRIVE ALONG THE MOORS ROAD TO WHITBY OF A LATE SATURDAY/SUNDAY MORNING

I HAD A 3 MILER BEHIND ME ONCE ACCORDING TO THE WIRELESS

Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 06/02/2011 11:16
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Baastard

[:D]

zzzzz Posted on 06/02/2011 11:16
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How many gears on the PTO?

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 11:18
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You may find this better T.V Ling...I certainly found it riveting[:D]


Link: The way forward for T.V

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:19
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ZZZZZZZZZZZ ARE YOU OBSESSED KIDDER WITH THE HOLE DIGGER

IT MAKES YOU SOUND BORING

GET IT ????

HA HA HAAAAAAAAA

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:20
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GOT THE BOX SET RON [^]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 06/02/2011 11:20
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"I HAD A 3 MILER BEHIND ME ONCE ACCORDING TO THE WIRELESS"

Thats one hell of a turd you should have squeezed and nipped at about a 1/3 of a mile [:D]

skelboro Posted on 06/02/2011 11:21
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:21
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DOES THE MEXICANS FLAG HAVE GREEN AND RED IN IT ????

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 11:21
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I've heard its a cracking watch, you may also like this...[:D]


Link: The greatest comedy ever

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:23
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"Thats one hell of a turd you should have squeezed and nipped at about a 1/3 of a mile"


BEST DESCRIPION OF A QUEUE OF TOWNIES IVE EVER HEARD [^]

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 11:25
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Now now ling practice what you preach...that statment sounds a tad intolerant of people from an urban environment.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:26
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YES RON BUT IN THIS CASE ITS FACTUAL SO ITS OK NOW STFU [^]

zzzzz Posted on 06/02/2011 11:26
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It was a genuine question.

I need a one with a low speed PTO for my rotorvator and a higher gear for the paddock mower. The old Yanmar I've got is on it's last legs.

So fk off. [^]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 06/02/2011 11:27
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Red Green and white viva Mexico ariba ariba honderay....[^]

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 11:29
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Oh Mr.Ding you do have a temper, is it the frustration of living in dying world, the fear of encroaching technology and the discovery of what you get up to in the barn.[:D]

marsked_magician Posted on 06/02/2011 11:31
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bloody hell is this tractor geezer a genuine grown man? Blimey. On with the questions...

1) Sat-nav?

2) Do the seats give massages?

3) Can you overtake a Fiat Scicento on the A19?

4) Do you have a pig that can communicate with sheep and ask them nicely to move?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:32
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APOLOGY ACCEPTED ZZZZZZZZZ

I THORT YOU WERE TAKING THE PI$$

ITS GOT 2 GEARS WELL ORDINARY SPEED AND A STEP UP SPEED

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:36
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JEZZA I CAN ONLY DO THAT IF YOU GET ME THE WHITE PAINT ILL DO THE GREEN BITS WITH ME GREEN PAINT AND LEAVE THE RED BITS RED

ITLL LOOK DEAD SMART AND SHOULD STAND OUT IN A CROWD AND GET YOU NOTICED

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:38
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

1) Sat-nav? [^]

2) Do the seats give massages? [V]

3) Can you overtake a Fiat Scicento on the A19? [V][V]

4) Do you have a pig that can communicate with sheep and ask them nicely to move? [^][^]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 11:51
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00


SALE IS NOW ON HOLD AS I HAVE AN INTERESTED PARTY FROM THE ESKDALE DISTRICT YOUNG FARMERS FORUM

YOU MIGHT OF ALL MISSED OUT ON A BARGAIN [V]

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 11:56
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AWWWW SHCUKS DINGLALE I'M DEVO'D[V]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 12:13
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00


ITS A YOUNG LADY THATS CALLING ROUND TO SEE IT I BEST HAVE A BATH

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 12:15
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

JEEZ DINGLALE IS THAT WISE, ITS VERY EARLY IN THE YEAR FOR SUCH LUXURIES AS BATHING[:D]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 12:20
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00


I HAVE A BATH DURING THE FIRST WEEK OF EVERY MONTH WHETHER I NEED ONE OR NOT


ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 12:22
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YOU KNOW WHAT DINLALE YOU ARE MY KIND OF GUY. I'M A PUSSY TOWNIE, I BATH ONCE A WEEK AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO WEAR AFTERSHAVE.
SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE EFFORT IN THE TOWN, ITS A PAIN TO BE HONEST BUT IN MY MIND IF A FELLA CAN'T CHANGE HIS UNDIES TWICE A WEEK HE'S A LAZY FECKER.

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 14:05
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00


WISH ME LUCK I THINK SHES JUST PULLED UP MY SHES A HANDSOME WELL BUILT WOMAN

ron_manager Posted on 06/02/2011 14:22
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

[^]Go get her ling, and remember only because she says no doesnt mean she means it[^]

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 14:43
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SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD

RON I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS THE LADY IS CALLED MARIE AND SHE IS FROM CASTLETON AND WE HAVE A DATE [^]

ClaireSmith Posted on 06/02/2011 14:48
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

Does this 'date' involve your cellar and her appearance in the Gazette, and picture on the side of milk cartons ?

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 14:53
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NO CLAIR WE ARE GOING TO THE JOLLY SAILORS

I THINK YOURE JUST A BIT JEALOUS YOU MISSED OUT ON ME LOL

Dustbin_Man Posted on 06/02/2011 15:03
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00

I know someone who bought a mini digger just cos he wanted to mess about on it moving earth around in his back garden. He is a bit of a dick so, there you go!

LingdaleLegend Posted on 06/02/2011 15:27
TRACTOR FOR SALE RED DOESNT LOCK £3000.00


DUSTBIN MATE I HOPE ITS NOY MY UNCLE BARNEY YOURE TALKING ABOUT THERE MATE COS HES NO DICK BUT HAS GOT A MINI ESCAVATOR HE DIDNT SPEND ALL THEM YEARS IN THE WILTON LABS TO BE CALLED A DICK OFF YOU MATE