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TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 07:40
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

When walking home from the baths, your rolled up towel would always unfurl and trail behind you while you demolished a bag of crisps......[:D]

Steel-City_Smoggy Posted on 01/02/2011 07:46
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Whoever was picked last at footy had to go in goal for that team.

If the ball rolled straight over the jumper it was a penalty.

1st_time_caller Posted on 01/02/2011 07:47
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

when your shoes were as clean as a whistle, you remembered to take them off at the back door, it was only when they were caked in mud you forgot and traipsed it through the house

LingdaleLegend Posted on 01/02/2011 07:48
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....


you had to have a mate with a permanent runny nose

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 07:50
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Everone had to know a scruffy family...

jannizart Posted on 01/02/2011 07:51
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

If anything happened to your sister so long as you were within a mile of the incident then it was your fault becuase you were supposed to be looking after her !! [:O]

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 01/02/2011 08:01
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You had to get slaps when ever you had your hair cut during term time.



Steel-City_Smoggy Posted on 01/02/2011 08:03
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You had to stand on anything that others dropped e.g. footy stickers, pogs etc

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 01/02/2011 08:15
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last one to finish on the biscuit had to eat it [:O]





























or was that just me [:D]

HarryVegas Posted on 01/02/2011 08:18
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You weren't properly going out with a lass til you snogged her open mouthed [LOVE]

Marc_Feld Posted on 01/02/2011 08:19
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

If the ball goes in someone's garden, it's six and out.

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 08:51
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

It was the law on your birthday to "allow" anyone in the playground to kick the f--k out of you under the guise of "The Bumps" on your birthday....

...even the srawniest, weediest kids would join in without fear of retribution......[:D]

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 08:53
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

When you had new clothes bought by your mam and dad you had to wear them straight away and spend the next week in them just to show off. Although what there was to show off about in a crombie i am not sure.

The_same_as_before Posted on 01/02/2011 08:57
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

lie that you had been to church the day before.

Yorksmog Posted on 01/02/2011 09:05
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Lie that you hadn't been to church the day before

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 09:06
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Oh yea going to church and having to put your Sunday best on. I spent many an hour in our shed rather than go to church. Not sure why i found that so much more appealing now though!

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 09:16
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Wearing your school tie in the most unconventional way possible.

BigCasino Posted on 01/02/2011 09:20
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Every team you played for, or against, had a kid called Macca in it.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 09:22
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Sneaking evo-stick in to class in your anorak hood.

speckyget Posted on 01/02/2011 09:24
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It was illegal not to own a snake belt.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 09:29
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Every 'proper' lad had a penknife.

Wedgies not resulting in skids didn't count.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 09:32
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Blobbers were worth 5 alleys.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 09:32
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

there was a weekly requirement to play 'All Pile On' a game where everyone seemed eager to play it but infact no one wanted to be too eager and end up bottom.

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 09:34
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Building sites were like a magnet and trying to 'get the dumper truck started'before getting chased by the watchman which every site seemed to have.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 09:41
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

We enjoyed kicking the foundations in on the building site near us and getting chased off the 'woggie'.

And tales of him catching you and whipping you with a bike chain, which never happened of course. [:D]

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 09:43
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we had to go play on the school playing field that had a sign saying 'no unauthorised access' as we knew that the man who chased us needed the exercise.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 09:44
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See what height you could reach with your p1ss in the school urinal.

Knock summat daft off from your local shop or you were a sh1thouse.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 09:46
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it was ok in any given environment to use the word 'hellish' as it wasnt a swear word.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 09:48
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Or something that was good was 'pippish'.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 09:49
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Make sure you inhaled when you puffed on a ciggy and hope desperately not to cough. Laugh at those who did. Watch like a hawk in case anyone else was just holding the smoke in their gob without inhaling properly.

Grrreds Posted on 01/02/2011 09:49
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Removing garden gates and demolishing fences in the week leading up to bommy night was acceptable.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 09:51
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

18 cert movies had to be the only movies watched, PGs were for puffs, which meant that RoboCop was better than anything that Speilberg fella did

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 09:52
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never take up the offer of having your lights knocked out

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 09:54
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Become 'blood brothers' with your best mate.

Cut yourself (ow ya bastad) and let your blood mingle with his.

speckyget Posted on 01/02/2011 09:54
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Bike performance could be enhanced by the insertion of a lolly stick in the spokes.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 09:56
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

riding a bike whilst wearing a helmet is gay.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 09:56
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Scouts was for puffs.

gravyboat Posted on 01/02/2011 09:57
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Raz [^]

BertieWooster Posted on 01/02/2011 10:00
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

if you saw an ambulance everyone had to touch their collar till they saw a four legged animal.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:01
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Jumping off a tarzie at it's highest point and landing on your feet was deemed a heroic act.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:01
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when camping with mates, if a pair of boxer shorts are found and they look like yours and have skid marks in them deny they are yours, If they also have your name wrote in them still deny they are yours.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:01
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You weren't a man until you had segs in your shoes.

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 10:02
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Go to the local youth club and try to act cool despite only having crisps and a can of Cresta to impress!!
Be seen around the local Coffee bar like those in Hardwick and Roseworth wasting many hours on the Pinball machines.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:03
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Pull faces when yer Ma used to clean your face or lugs with a wet hanky.

Pretend yer Ma didnt belong to you when you went down town.

Punch yer kid sister when noone was looking.

ClaireSmith Posted on 01/02/2011 10:03
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

"Or something that was good was 'pippish'."

Presumably just between you and Gussie Fink-Nottle after Jeeves had pulled you out the soup. What ho !

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 10:05
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You were going to 'Knack' someone.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:05
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You had to at least PRETEND you were trying to loop the loop when you were on the swings, ESPECIALLY when there were girls around.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:06
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

when the local nutter fouls you when playing footie if you feel a reaction is required make sure you know where your nearest and best exit is.

uncle_rico Posted on 01/02/2011 10:07
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You only got respect once you had seen the gray lady.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:08
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Snowball Fights

Unwritten Rule :

throw snowballs was just level 1, level 2 was running after someone and scrubbing them

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:09
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Level 3 was rolling the snowball around a rock.

uncle_rico Posted on 01/02/2011 10:09
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

When there was no Boro match you would spend all day in Middlesbrough despite only having enough money to get you there and back.

Bandy Posted on 01/02/2011 10:09
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

if you stood on a crack on the pavement you had to marry the ugliest girl in the school

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:09
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Wear your haversack on one shoulder only.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:10
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

having all the top 40 on one tape without any chat from the dj and no adverts was cool.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:12
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Get on good terms with the hardest lad in school.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:14
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

it was funny to fart

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:15
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You were a nobody unless you got to the back of the bus on school trips.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:17
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Back to the haversack, drawing the perfect Madness logo on it in black biro.


Link: logo

Bandy Posted on 01/02/2011 10:17
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make sure you are good at football and you can walk on water

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:18
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Spit well, often.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:18
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

dont use Al Fresco pink wallpaper to cover your work books.

Miklaadt Posted on 01/02/2011 10:19
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

If you dropped some cash you had to leave your 1p and 2p coins on the floor otherwise you were a jew.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:21
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Every term, one geek who discovered his dad's porno mag stash was briefly the most popular lad at school.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:21
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

lunch money had to be spent after school, at the newsagents, on penny sweets

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:22
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Firing chewed up bits of paper onto the ceiling using your ruler without the teacher seeing, this was bog standard stealth mischief.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:25
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

It was absolutely obligatory to splatter the lab coats of Chem, Biol and Phys teachers with Quink while said teachers weren't facing the class.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:25
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Trees were made to be climbed

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:25
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Scottish panini stickers were'nt worth the paper they were printed on.

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 10:28
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Everybody had made a swing on a tree somewhere.

speckyget Posted on 01/02/2011 10:28
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

The boys' urinal was there only as a suggested target.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:30
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Sprinting in corridors.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:30
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

For the oldies.

Pay to go in the Boys End at Ayresome then clamber over the wall into the Bob End.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:31
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Trashing the den of the local hardknocks HAD to be done at some point even though the very notion of pulling such a stroke was nearly enough to make you sh1t your grundies.

Bandy Posted on 01/02/2011 10:31
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

be first out the shower and then turn them onto COLD

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:32
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

never refer to the kid with diabetes as 'the kid with diabetes' but as 'the kid who had a fit and pished himself in PE'

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:34
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

you had to inform all new starters that Mrs Blair had a wooden tit

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:34
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

It was tacitly accepted that you were going jizz your kex if you slid down the rope too quickly in gym.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:36
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Secretly making ninja stars in metalwork.

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 10:38
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Had to have money on you at school to play Pitch and Toss although if the teachers caught you it was stick across the hand.

Miklaadt Posted on 01/02/2011 10:39
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

It was ok for your mate's kid sister to play army with with you but she had to be a nurse and got to carry the crappest gun.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:40
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Provided you refrained from weeping and calling for your mother, a caning was a badge of honour.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:40
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Having a gobstopper in your mouth,,,all day.

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 10:43
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Always carry a stick when out with your mates...esp if in the woods, fields or around the beck

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:46
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

you had to pray for the lad in class 5 called John-Paul whenever you went to Church, but was never sure why.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:47
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Pretend to close your eyes in prayer at assembly and not really say The Lord's Prayer.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:48
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Pulling a mooney to the car behind whilst you were on the bus.

scuzzmonster1 Posted on 01/02/2011 10:49
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Unless it was to the bus driver if you were trying to get a half, the landlord if you were trying to get served, or your parents if you were telling them where you were off, lying was plain wrong.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:51
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

at play time the lad who often sat in the muddy crater area was He-Man (so he said) and would have a weekly update on what he had been doing the weekend just gone.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 10:53
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

when going into a pub it was considered acceptable to just ask for a pint.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 10:53
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Tell them at The ABC Saturday Morning Pictures it was your birthday every week. That way you got up on stage and got a free entry ticket for the following week.

Boo the Indians, Cheer the cowboys. When it came to THE END, all say THE END. [smi]

CrazyL Posted on 01/02/2011 10:57
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

'Signing' for Stockton West End (even though you were actually just 'joining' them) and being 27th reserve (playing a total of 5 minutes in a season) made you a better player than anyone playing a full season for one of the lesser lights.

Bandy Posted on 01/02/2011 10:57
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Never look in the slop bin when cleaning your plate cos you would bork

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 10:57
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Going to Lesley Browns and having a go on the crappy machine that was like a treasure cave and getting a shyte plastic skull or smurf keyring out of it for 20p.

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 11:00
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Going to Leslie Browns and actually liking all the model tanks and planes but never admitting it to your mates!

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 11:01
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Get into long trousers ASAP.

Kids at school aged 14 in short trousers weren't too convincing.[8)]

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 11:01
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

lol,,

What a brilliant place that was, Toys r Us just doesn't have the magic.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 11:02
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

if you were going through woolworths to get to another shop it was ok to dip your hand in the pic n mix and take a couple of sweets for free.

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 11:03
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

'Know' someone personally who played for the Boro.

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 11:05
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Opting not to flush the chain or wash your hands.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 11:07
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

whenyou had to take a book home to read it was fine to read the back of the book and take it back and say you had read the book

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 11:08
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

to be able to spit and then suck it all back up again was classed as a talent

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 11:09
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

You had to go in Dormans Museum when you had been to Albert Park.

If only to see if the lion had finished eating the zebra.

bigjayce Posted on 01/02/2011 11:09
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Going into Leslie Browns and spending all saturday afternoon picking a new Subbuteo team was acceptable

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 11:11
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Watching your Dad enjoying himself more than you in Leslie Browns. [:D]

atkingson Posted on 01/02/2011 11:11
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Whoever come last in the 100m sprint in P.E had to stay back in the P.E teacherís office and give him a massage ...So I've been told [:I].

Dibzzz Posted on 01/02/2011 11:13
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Not telling your mates how genuinely shocked you were at the out come of your first vvank.

The_same_as_before Posted on 01/02/2011 11:14
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Stand beside the Elec man as he emptied the 6pences.

Kevlar Posted on 01/02/2011 11:16
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

If you have the day off school sick, you are not allowed to play out on the night.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 11:18
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

getting a lift off the back of the milk float and then getting off walking and over taking the float.

borobuddah Posted on 01/02/2011 11:20
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Always keep well in with the dinnerladies

zapper Posted on 01/02/2011 11:21
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Trying to look like you were enjoying the waltzers at the fair, even when you were about to puke.

MonyTowbray Posted on 01/02/2011 11:22
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The coolest kid at John Street Pool Club was the one who had his own cue [:D]

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 11:23
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you were no one until you had completed all 100 levels of bubble bobble

London_Boro Posted on 01/02/2011 12:42
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One kid had a set of skyways, and some mushroom grips on his BMX while the rest of us slummed it with spokes and rubber grips!

We could always stick a lolly stick in our spokes though and pretend we were on motorbikes... he couldn't!

[^]

London_Boro Posted on 01/02/2011 12:43
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You always had to run off as soon as you put on your new trainers because they made you run faster!

Not as fast as you could run in your slippers though!

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 01/02/2011 12:47
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it was ok to tombstone someone on a mates bed, however the kids dad would later disagree.

HarryVegas Posted on 01/02/2011 12:49
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Telling your little brother or sister that when they start at your 'big school' they'll get their heads flushed down the bogs, in an initiation ceremony invariable carried out by someone who was 'rock' or 'nails'. [:D]

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 13:42
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You always remember the kids who wore gegs and/or braces (on thier teeth - not their duds [:D])

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 17:44
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Everyone knew someone called Jinner....for obvious reasons.....

enigma17 Posted on 01/02/2011 17:57
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Any argument in football whether near the 'box' or not:

"Orite then penner on it!"

Sea_Harrier Posted on 01/02/2011 17:58
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Never cheek your elders.[^]

red_shamrock Posted on 01/02/2011 18:04
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Beck jumping was good when you got a shoeful[^]

perryboy Posted on 01/02/2011 19:05
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Rolling up your sleeve to show off your new indian ink dot tattoo ! Or openin your shirt collar wide to show off a lovebite ! How many gave themselves one ?

MKBORO Posted on 01/02/2011 19:11
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Always get your left ear pierced cos if it was your right ear it meant you were gay.

And hiding your Indian ink tattoos from your Dad for years!!!!1

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 22:44
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When your older bro knocks ten cams of crap out of you, vow that he's gonna get it when your dad gets home......

....then get over it and be best mates an hour later......[B)]

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 23:20
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You always knew a bloke with a limp.....

Only_Me Posted on 01/02/2011 23:27
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Under no circumstances whatsoever, was it socially acceptable to wipe the mouth of the bottle of the lemonade before you had your turn. Not even if it was the snotty nosed kid that had the last go. [sad]

painfullyboro Posted on 01/02/2011 23:34
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British bulldog [B)]

TeessideSeasider Posted on 01/02/2011 23:35
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XG.......no nips or Punchhcar (VW Beetle)

Joe_Laidlaw Posted on 02/02/2011 00:02
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Trying to beat the Spencers from Teesville at pick and stick and split the kipper.

Brand new pair of a baseball boots and a pair of Wranglers at the start of the 6 weeks holidays.

Spending the last week with a hole in the soles of your you basey's.

Plastic sandles in South Bank that always had dog XXXXXXe in the cracks.

Think we must have been the sruffy family. [;)]


TeessideSeasider Posted on 02/02/2011 07:46
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There must always be an old bloke in your road who would keep the ball if it landed in his garden......[sad]

borolad259 Posted on 02/02/2011 08:28
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If you found a wasp's nest, it was illegal not to shove a big log into it.

When stung, it was ok to say "ayas ye bastad", but not to cry.

HardwickGeorge Posted on 02/02/2011 08:37
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Colouring the stitching on your docs (Ox blood or cherry red optional) with crayons (usually red and white)

Picking lines in your school tie (Pulling the thread to create a new line)


Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 02/02/2011 08:49
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Whoever smelt it......DEALT IT..!!

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 02/02/2011 09:03
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If you turned up at school with new shoes - others could claim "stamps" and stamp all over them.

Also it was the law to watch black adder and spitting image so you could talk about them the next day at school.

StevieT Posted on 02/02/2011 10:34
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The line always said on the walk to school about last night's telly watching. (Pre video days.)

'Did you see that bit ...' etc., etc.


TeessideSeasider Posted on 02/02/2011 10:45
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On the way home from school - Parka's were always worn just by the hood so the rest of your body was free to swing your havasack at younger kids or girls...[:D]

Dibzzz Posted on 03/02/2011 00:24
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Defacing textbooks was also the law.

r00fie Posted on 03/02/2011 00:27
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Always be racist and laugh along when the biggest bully made a sick joke.

Dustbin_Man Posted on 03/02/2011 00:37
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Always ignored the 'maximum number of kids allowed in the corner shop at any one time' rule and tried to get stuck head first in the freezer, trying to get the Mr Freeze ice pop out, on purpose.

Dibzzz Posted on 03/02/2011 14:05
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Not admitting that you didn't have a clue what the rules where in 'kick the can'.

(like everyone else)

Shoarma Posted on 03/02/2011 16:28
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Getting 1 bath a week on a Sunday.

And having your hair washed with washing up liquid.[^]

perryboy Posted on 03/02/2011 16:53
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bubble bath !! what was that ? half a box of persil in the bath is what we had !

marsked_magician Posted on 03/02/2011 17:18
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Remembering that what goes on between you and granddad is "our little secret"

TeessideSeasider Posted on 03/02/2011 23:34
Unwritten Rules When You Were A Kid....

Even tho you hated The Osmonds or The Rollers you knew every word of every song.......[:I]

The_Redcar_Rock Posted on 04/02/2011 00:39
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Always wore white or luminous coloured socks but covered em up with grey ones til out of yer mam's sight