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Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 12:21
Nominations for the FMTTM awards of 2010

[8)]

Categories are:

Poster of the Year: Claire Smith, PinkPonce, Yogi Bear(film), Turnbulls Cans, red_shamrock, viv_andersons_nana, Plazmuh, Bernie_is_banned

Cu*t of the year: Jimmy_boobface/PauloScouting, Borolad259, Sea_Harrier, Critical Bill, Southgatesotherelbow

Funniest poster: Flar, Claire Smith, Piggy, Speckyget,Mad Mick, NedKat

Thickest poster: Jimmy_boobface/PauloScouting, Ray192, Jeremy_Clarkson, boroboy1970, LisbonLegend, Atkingson, Pogatetz Ate My Hamster, The Dude/Karl Hungus

Best newcomer: jimmywilly, Torino, Claire Smith, Jannizart

Negative poster of the year: Sasboro1, Karl Hungus, MarcFeld, flyermetothemoon

Most repetative poster of the year: Karl_Hungus, borobadge, plazmuh, boksic, Evil, Ray192, Bernie Was Right/Banned, Coraigh_The_Cat

Most boring poster: Borobadge, Karl_Hungus, Petedreadnought, MarlonD, LisbonLegend, Evil, Bororedaz, Jeremy Clarkson, Boksic

Thread of the year: "Girlfriend might be pregnant", "Jonathan Woodgate Retires", "Fao Ray192", "LisbonFraudster is Admin"

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: MadMick, Rids, Capio, Bandy, CoB splitties

Services to charity award: Pink_Ponce, Janizart, LisbonLegend and the rest who took part in the charity game, Blondie DFC, FMTTM'ers

Most annoying poster: Randy Grandad, Rob_FMTTM, Buttermyarse, Pinkponce

Worst Username: Tarmo_Wants_A_Parmo, PinkPonce, Bernie Is Banned, ****_magnet, FlarPhoneWarehouse

Green eyed monster award: Lisbon Legend, Critical Bill

Pointless No Mark: boroboy1970

Most pointless law case against rob: MadMicks

Finally, the lifetime achievement award for contribution to the board will this year go to Maxi Levey.

Leave your nominations next to the award you are nominating them for and I will put you're nomination on the opening post. The winners will be announced after Christmas. [^][8)]

****The nominations on the opening post are not the nominations of the opening poster****[8)]

joehuck Posted on 17/12/2010 12:24
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what do the winners get if they win?
money[:D]
a trophy[:D]
or the glory[sad]

B-MAN Posted on 17/12/2010 12:26
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c*nt of the year has to be jimmy_boobface hasnt it?

red_rebel Posted on 17/12/2010 12:28
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At least two of those categories will be over-subscribed.

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 12:29
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I think Jimmy would be in for thickest as well

speckyget Posted on 17/12/2010 12:32
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In a year of tragic departures perhaps a 'most hilarious dummyspitting' category should be added.

Sea_Harrier Posted on 17/12/2010 12:32
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Funniest poster, as always, has got to be Flar.[^]

Miklaadt Posted on 17/12/2010 12:34
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Is it possible to fit Rids and MadMick in the same category?

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 12:35
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Speckyget, it's added [:D]

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 13:05
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Hoof, to let everybody get their nominations in [8)]

Roy_Batty Posted on 17/12/2010 13:25
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i choose to abstain from voting

mattyk50 Posted on 17/12/2010 13:29
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Best newcomer: - viv andersons nana

or has he been around a while??

squarewheelbike Posted on 17/12/2010 13:30
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Fluffy, yoghurt knitting, wishy washy, liberal socialworkers of the year.

Tough one to call, either;

Bernie is banned.
Pogatetzatemyhamster.
Southgatesotherelbow.

You decide!

captain5 Posted on 17/12/2010 13:31
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The Maxi Poster of the Year award goes to his son, Pink_Ponce.

mr_maz Posted on 17/12/2010 13:32
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Paki supporter of the year! Mr_Maz

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 17/12/2010 13:32
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Most Boring Poster?

has to be borobadge

Sea_Harrier Posted on 17/12/2010 13:34
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Mr Maz, you can't type that word ........











...................... can you? Isn't it banned?

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 17/12/2010 14:07
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I'm flattered to be nominated, thanks matty. [^]

Best thread: 'Jonathan Woodgate Retires'


Link: The end for Woodgate?

buttermyarse Posted on 17/12/2010 14:11
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Poster of the Year:Clare Smith
Most boring poster: Petedreadnought

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 17/12/2010 15:30
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Thread of the year: Jonathan Woodgate Retires.

Fantastic thread.

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 16:04
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sas For most negative [^]

xxlshirts_fit_all Posted on 17/12/2010 16:16
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is there a most repetative poster : - if so i nominate either borobadge, plazmuh or boksic

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 16:24
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Karl also in that category xxl [^]

jimmy_boobface Posted on 17/12/2010 17:33
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Two nominations for me under my current username. Impressive.

I'm certainly not thick, mind.

jimmywilly Posted on 17/12/2010 17:56
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Poster of the Year: Yogi Bear (film)
Cu*t of the year: Sea_Harrier, Bernie_is_banned/Bernie_was_right
Funniest poster: Piggy
Thickest poster: boroboy1970, ray192, Jeremy_Clarkson
Best newcomer: jimmywilly
Negative poster of the year: Marc_Feld
Most repetitive poster of the year: Evil, Bernie_is_banned/Bernie_was_right
Most boring poster: MarlonD, Evil, bororeddaz
Thread of the year: "Fao ray192" by LisbonLegend
Most hilarious dummy-spitting: Bandy
Services to charity award: Pink_Ponce

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 18:30
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I'm nominating myself as well then willy for best newcomer [8)]

borolad259 Posted on 17/12/2010 18:32
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Can I just point out that the poster "Borolad" is being unfairly maligned here.

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 18:41
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After the World Cup Powertripgate scandal, I don't think he has been [;)]

borolad259 Posted on 17/12/2010 19:02
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Whooosh for Torino.

Torino Posted on 17/12/2010 19:03
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[cr]

God_Almighty Posted on 17/12/2010 19:06
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Funniest Poster, I think speckyget has to be in there, although I always got the feeling he was Claire/Clive Smith as well [:O]

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 00:08
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Hoof[8)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 18/12/2010 00:13
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I must have missed the votes I got for thickest and most boring poster.[:o)]

Johnson Posted on 18/12/2010 00:15
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At least it was a draw LL. I'd have put you head and shoulders above [:D]


Lisbonlegend Posted on 18/12/2010 00:19
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Oh well, 2 awards are better than none.[ref]

billdoor Posted on 18/12/2010 00:25
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I'd like to nominate myself for Newcomer of the Year. Quite frankly I'm funny, intelligent and have the rare ability to be open-minded.

I also outed Jimmy Boobhead as being the latest incarnation of Paulo etc, so would like a prize for seeing through his sh1te to identify him[ref]

Johnson Posted on 18/12/2010 00:27
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At least you're not an utter XXXXXX like that BillDoor fella, LL [8]

billdoor Posted on 18/12/2010 00:30
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OH aye, that reminds me - can you have an award for 'Poster whose name is slang for man-meat'?

I nominate Johnson.[^]

Johnson Posted on 18/12/2010 00:32
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I get an award??? [^][^]

Nice one [8D]

billdoor Posted on 18/12/2010 00:34
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It's a date with Pink Ponce. Congratulations[:X]

Johnson Posted on 18/12/2010 01:10
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Sounds OK to me, but I think you need to have a word with the Ponce before you start promising stuff

Anyway, if he's not available can I swap for Victoria Coren?

billdoor Posted on 18/12/2010 01:14
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Good point, I presumed he wouldn't object, which was wrong of me.

Unfortunately the back-up prize is a date with Jimmy-Boobhead. I haven't asked him either but I think he'd be willing.

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 02:15
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Do not worry Lisbon, the competition in your two categories are to strong, so chances are you will not win an award [sad]

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 11:02
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There will now be a most annoying poster category, with Randy Grandad been the first nomination from it [^]

borolad259 Posted on 18/12/2010 11:04
Nominations for the FMTTM awards of 2010

The Berk with the Most Usernames...nominees Flar, Buttermyarse

Sea_Harrier Posted on 18/12/2010 11:08
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Jimmywilly posted,

"Cu*t of the year: Sea_Harrier, Bernie_is_banned/Bernie_was_right



I'm over the moon. I've never been nominated for anything in my life, except prefect and Head Boy at school, so as they say, "Any publicity is good publicity". [^][:D]

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 11:49
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[:D][^]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 18/12/2010 12:43
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Still not sure who voted for me like.[?]

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 12:45
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Me[:D] It was only to fill gaps in mind [:X][8)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 18/12/2010 12:53
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Cheers mate.[:X]

grantus Posted on 18/12/2010 13:36
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flar? funny?

Dont be stupid.

Marc_Feld Posted on 18/12/2010 13:40
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Negative poster of the year?
Me?

Are you having a grin?
Or couldn't you think of anyone else?

Oh I see...jimmywilly put me in because he doesn't like members of the armed forces

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 18/12/2010 13:41
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sas will take some beating for 'negative poster of the year', surely?

borolad259 Posted on 18/12/2010 13:45
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Dude would be up there I suppose. Sas blotted his copy book by predicting a win against Cardiff.

Fell at the final fence.

Marc_Feld Posted on 18/12/2010 13:54
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I've only been back on here regularly for the last month or so.

Can't think what I've posted thats been so negative [?]

Maybe it was about Kevin Mooneys comments about the Rock Garden...

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 14:32
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After a formal complaint, Marc Feld has been taken off the shortlist for most Negative poster of the year. He has now been replaced by The Dude/Karl Hungus[^]

grantus Posted on 18/12/2010 14:59
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This message board is just not as good as it used to be.

borobadge Posted on 18/12/2010 15:38
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i'll take my bore of the year award...[^][:D]

you keep reading them, responding and nominating...

"i'd like to thank the public schools for providing me with so much material, b@$t@rdised chinless wonders from the tory party for giving me a laugh and cans to aim at, arseholes with changing names who have no bottle, backbone or pride and hide behind new names, thatcher for being still being alive incontinent and senile- long may she reign, my chums gideon (another name changer!) and dave for being the bestest, clegg for being a toady and bliar for looking after himself. You dont know what it means to me to collect this award , i know its not fair to take the glory, theres a full team behind me, my clothes horse, cobbler, valise liner, stoal clipper and nasal cleaner, with out you all it would have looked so shallow....my split-link, cuff turner, belt tightner, shoe horn and last but not least my tried trusted and loyal monocle. I wish i could be with you tonight celebrating but i have already been booked for a ukuncut tax demo it promises to be quite a weekend, what with the slush, blizzards and underfoot conditions. finally a large shout to those who have been a back-drop during these most provocative of times, providing much needed mirth, scene-setting, tone and substance, the decemberists, the clash, captain ska, the king blues, toots and the maytals, lenny cohen, arcade fire, bobby dylan and an oldie but a greatie woody guthrie thanks for the tunes ...to those looking in on the flymetodamoon message board enjoy your homage to jesus christ as you celebrate his arrival into your world for he is the saviour of the world"

MawTheMerrier Posted on 18/12/2010 16:07
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Mr Maz [^]
------

Categories are:

Poster of the Year: Viv,

Cu*t of the year: Maxi

Funniest poster: Claire Smith

Thickest poster: Dunga [pa], 2nd Turtles head for his "any (road building) jobs offshore post"

Best newcomer: no idea who is new

Negative poster of the year: Sasboro1, [pa]

Most repetative poster of the year: boksic,

Most boring poster: Borobadge,

Thread of the year: Free tickets

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: Archienoeyes / Archie can fly - the druggy one [:D]
Services to charity award: Outmac

Most annoying poster: The Dude

Finally, the lifetime achievement award for contribution to the board will this year go to: Sea Harrier


squarewheelbike Posted on 18/12/2010 16:12
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Most cheated on boyfriend: Todger?

jimmywilly Posted on 18/12/2010 16:46
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No Marc, it was because you're a genuinely negative chunt, just as Sea_Harrier is a proper chunt, but at least he;s tried to hide his annoyance by pretending he's embraced his nomination even though you can see straight through it [^]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 18/12/2010 16:49
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Maw, I'm filling up here, mate.[smi]

You seem to be a good egg yourself.[^]

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 18/12/2010 16:50
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Maw - Thanks very much for your nomination. [^]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 18/12/2010 16:51
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Jimmywilly, errr can I have a word, son? I'll meet you in the car park in 10.[ref]

Marc_Feld Posted on 18/12/2010 16:52
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jimmy - show me when and where

jimmywilly Posted on 18/12/2010 16:52
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Torino you need to update your list. You;ve not included all of my nominations and I feel it to be very unfair. [:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 18/12/2010 16:58
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If there's a nomination for:-

"The poster whom you should avoid and dislike, but find him funny and endearing"

Then my nomination would be Roy Batty because of his witty one liners and sharp tongue. It would be in the same category as maxi_levy.

Torino Posted on 18/12/2010 21:51
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What needs updateing jimmy ? [:O]

redhead1 Posted on 18/12/2010 22:09
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Most inappropriate postings must be linked with, MSS football team.

Who gives a damn?

borobadge Posted on 19/12/2010 01:02
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[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

pishhhh up and brewery....[:D][:D][:D]

jimmywilly Posted on 19/12/2010 01:24
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Torino you need to add Sea_harrier to 'Cu*t of the year', MarcFeld to 'Negative poster of the year', Evil and bororeddaz to 'Most boring poster of the year', "Fao ray192" to Thread of the year and finally Yogi bear (film) to 'Poster of the year'

[^]

petedreadnought Posted on 19/12/2010 06:25
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You should do a collective one for "Most hilarious dummy-spitting" and give it to all the whiney headcases that went over to ComeOnBoro, bitched for months about being banned and forced everyone else there to leave.

Also, how about a "Most mentally deranged poster"? [:D]

Jonny_Rondos_Disco_pants Posted on 19/12/2010 08:06
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Who is being inducted into the clique hall of fame?

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 19/12/2010 08:21
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Me [:D][^]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/12/2010 08:25
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A nomination for anything should be reward in itself.[^][smi]

By the way, Mrs S_H agrees with my "c*nt of the year" nomination.[:D]

borobadge Posted on 19/12/2010 10:40
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Oi! jimmywilly.....

ive WON bore of the year...
nominations are closed...[:D][:D][^][;)]

ive done acceptance speeches and evry-fink...

Torino Posted on 19/12/2010 11:01
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Also, how about a "Most mentally deranged poster"?
----

MadMick would XXXXXX that [:D]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/12/2010 11:19
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Ah!, Madmick. RIP.

I thought he was a deranged character until he started all this nonsense with Borolad259, which then removed all doubt.

borolad259 Posted on 19/12/2010 11:34
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For the Hilarious Dummy Spitting....Capio, when he claimed only to have used his mate's username once, and that only admin could have known about it...only for someone to Catflap several pages of Capio rants under said username....cue Capio's ultimate toys out of the pram meltdown. Funny as hell.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/12/2010 11:36
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"Most inappropriate postings must be linked with, MSS football team.

Who gives a damn?"

I sense the green eyed monster lurking.[8)]

FartingGnome Posted on 19/12/2010 11:49
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I think I must be missing something here.

No mention at all of Critical Bill / Vinny Garstroke.

He MUST win an award for one of these categories, not even a word.

Shurely shome mishtake.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/12/2010 11:50
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Who?

atkingson Posted on 19/12/2010 11:52
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The way you've nominated suggests you've only been posting on here for about 2 months [V]

yozzer_hughes Posted on 19/12/2010 11:52
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Feck all for me again [sad]

Torino Posted on 19/12/2010 11:57
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I'm not the one nominating atkingson you boring cu*t[^]

FartingGnome Posted on 19/12/2010 11:58
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I thought Bill should get a nomination at least in one of the following categories.....

Poster of the Year
Cu*t of the year
Funniest poster
Thickest poster
Negative poster of the year
Most repetative poster of the year
Most boring poster
Most hilarious dummy-spitting
Services to charity award
Most annoying poster

borolad259 Posted on 19/12/2010 11:58
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I suppose Bill could have the "Consumed by Jealousy" award all to himself.

plazmuh Posted on 19/12/2010 14:19
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Thank you very much for the nomination..
In these times of austerity its nice to be a repetative thicko..
Billdoor is one of many that amuses me..
And King Of The Tribe..
I love this site and all its posters..
Regards
Plazmuh
[:D][:D][^]

subbuteo_171 Posted on 19/12/2010 16:14
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Poster of the Year - Jointly shared by TurnbullsCans and red_shamrock
Cu*t of the year - PauloScouting
Funniest poster - MadMick
Thickest poster - PaoloScouting
Negative poster of the year - Too many to list
Most repetitive poster of the year - Who's the gadgie who goes on about managers not impacting performance? He's the winner.
Most boring poster - The blokes from 'ull and Bolton
Most hilarious dummy-spitting - Capio
Services to charity award - mmmm....I sense there are 2 candidates here.
Most annoying poster - HolgateCorner


Torino Posted on 19/12/2010 19:40
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There will now be an award for worst username of the year, the first nomination will be for "Tarmo_Wants_A_Parmo"

PinkPonce Posted on 19/12/2010 19:42
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I love these end of year award threads [:D][^]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 19/12/2010 21:35
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[^]

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 19/12/2010 21:36
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Torino, I don't wish to be pedantic but I was nominated for 'Poster of the Year' by Maw. I don't see my name on the OP...

[^]

billdoor Posted on 19/12/2010 21:37
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"Billdoor is one of many that amuses me.."

My mate Plazmuh, his appearance always makes me smile[:D]

I'd like to nominate him for FMTTM Services to Enlightment.

borolad259 Posted on 19/12/2010 21:37
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Vivs [:D]

Torino Posted on 19/12/2010 21:59
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Viv, your on it now [^][:I]

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 12:43
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NEW AWARD

Green eyed monster award: Lisbon Legend, Critical Bill

borolad259 Posted on 20/12/2010 12:43
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Lisbon and Bill could share that award.

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 12:46
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Good call Borolad259[^]

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 20/12/2010 12:48
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Negative poster, add flyermetothemoon

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 12:51
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And thats the ton [ref]

MarlonD Posted on 20/12/2010 12:51
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Most boring poster: Borobadge, Karl_Hungus, Petedreadnought, MarlonD, LisbonLegend, Evil, Bororedaz

Just because we blackballed you from the clique. [DFS]

borolad259 Posted on 20/12/2010 12:53
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Or perhaps because he thinks you are boring.

I don't, I think you are very entertaining.

Bandy Posted on 20/12/2010 12:54
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I cannot recall on any occassion spitting a dummy out. Happy to be reminded tho

Brick_Tamland Posted on 20/12/2010 12:55
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Posters you miss: Critical Bill and Zoec

Evil Posted on 20/12/2010 12:56
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You're all bent anyway

bororeddaz Posted on 20/12/2010 12:57
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Need to hide behing new username award.....

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 12:58
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Need to hide behing new username award.....
----

Leon!

bororeddaz Posted on 20/12/2010 13:00
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or jimmywilly

borolad259 Posted on 20/12/2010 14:17
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Capio [:D]

HarryVegas Posted on 20/12/2010 14:39
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Buttermyarse/ChampagneTony [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 20/12/2010 14:47
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Parmoandstalla/Todger

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 20/12/2010 15:14
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Ooooh 2 nominations in the thickest poster of the year [ref]

Well chuffed [:D]










scuttles off to buy dress for awards bash while scribbling acceptance speech on empty fag box....[^]

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 15:51
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[^]

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 20/12/2010 15:54
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Torino - [^]

'Double Award Nominee viv_andersons_nana' has a much nicer ring to it.

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 15:58
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Any suggestions for wind-up of the year ?[8)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12/2010 16:03
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Torino, just out of interest, who the fcuk are you like?[^]

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 16:05
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If I told you that Lisbon, I would have to kill you [8)]

borolad259 Posted on 20/12/2010 16:22
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According to Capio, who always knows these things, Torino is me.

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 16:27
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What you on about Borolad, I am you [;)]

Woodgate Posted on 20/12/2010 16:30
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Poster of the Year: viv_andersons_nana

Cu*t of the year: Jimmy_boobface/PauloScouting,

Funniest poster: Piggy

Thickest poster: Jimmy_boobface/PauloScouting,

Best newcomer: viv_andersons_nana,

Negative poster of the year: Sasboro1
Most repetative poster of the year: Bernie_is_banned/Bernie_was_right

Most boring poster: Karl_Hungus,

Thread of the year: " "Fao Ray192"

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: MadMick,

Services to charity award: Pink_Ponce

Most annoying poster: Randy Grandad

Worst Username: Tarmo_Wants_A_Parmo

Green eyed monster award: Critical Bill

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 16:53
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Miserable bast*rd award: Bandy[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/12/2010 17:01
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Poster of the Year: PinkPonce [:D]

Cu*t of the year: Jimmy_boobface/PauloScouting

Funniest poster: Maxi

Thickest poster: Onthemap

Best newcomer: viv_andersons_nana,

Negative poster of the year: Sasboro1

Most repetative poster of the year: Boksic

Most boring poster: PinkPonce

Thread of the year: "LisbonFraudster is Admin"

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: NedKat

Services to charity award: PinkPonce [:D]

Most annoying poster: PinkPonce

Worst Username: PinkPonce

Green eyed monster award: LisbonLegend

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12/2010 17:08
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Poster of the Year: EmmersonsBrazilianDong

Cu*t of the year: Jimmy_boobface/PauloScouting

Funniest poster: Lefty
Thickest poster: Atkingson

Best newcomer: viv_andersons_nana,

Negative poster of the year: MarlonD

Most repetative poster of the year: sasboro

Most boring poster: TheSameasbefore

Thread of the year: "Can I borrow Your Masonry Drill"

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: MarlonD

Services to charity award: janizart

Most annoying poster: RobFMTTM

Worst Username: PinkPonce

Green eyed monster award: LisbonLegend


Cecil_J_Mctumshie Posted on 20/12/2010 17:29
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Poster of the Year: Lisbon

Cu*t of the year: Sickas(AKA Liddle)

Funniest poster: Uncle Harry

Thickest poster: Atkingson

Best newcomer: dunno

Negative poster of the year: Sas

Most repetative poster of the year: Ray(always on about cricket)

Most boring poster: PinkPonce

Thread of the year-Jimmythequiz's taxi exploit

Services to charity award: all who played the football maych

Most annoying poster: RobFMTTM

Worst Username: PinkPonce

Green eyed monster award: mickbrown(wishes he was a Boro fan)



Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 19:32
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How could I forget Atkingson for thickest poster ?[:I] Thanks for the reminder cecil[ref]

jgreggs Posted on 20/12/2010 19:34
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Comeback of the Year? ME

NickClegg Posted on 20/12/2010 19:45
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Thread of the year is surely

"LisbonFraudster is Admin"
[^][:D]

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 20:04
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[:D][^]

PinkPonce Posted on 20/12/2010 20:06
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As I said above ... I had a read of it recently [:D]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 20/12/2010 21:50
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I've just read it [:D][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 20/12/2010 22:53
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Priceless. Thank heavens for Catflap. [:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12/2010 23:19
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What was all that about like?

kazza Posted on 20/12/2010 23:26
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i liked where lisbons mam posted, was good

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12/2010 23:30
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[8)]

kazza Posted on 20/12/2010 23:32
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would look for it on catflap but cant even remenber what it was about[smi]

borolad259 Posted on 21/12/2010 10:35
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That was indeed very funny, but was it this year?

Quality Posted on 21/12/2010 12:12
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Capio, Rids and Madmick not too happy about being called dummy spitters over on CoB by one of the old CoB board regulars. Apparently those 3 had been calling the CoBers rattle throwers and dummy spitters after they had jumped ship with the arrival of the banned FMTTMers. Funny as. [smi]

gravyboat Posted on 21/12/2010 12:20
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Lisbon,

For someone who is on this board as much as you are, you don't half miss a lot!

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 21/12/2010 12:58
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Sports team to be most period of: MSS football team

Sorts team to be most embarrassed of: Close call between Boro and MSS pool team.

Potential to murder ex partner and self: Evil

Most persecuted poster: mmmmmmm

Most ignored poster: Roofie

Taking money out of the pockets of the club on the back of a new appointment award: Rob fmttm~ Mogga T shirts



[:D]

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 13:02
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Got a link to that quality ?[:D]

Evil Posted on 21/12/2010 13:06
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EBD - [^]

Im alright, my ex is the cnt!


Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 21/12/2010 13:11
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Evil[:D]

jannizart Posted on 21/12/2010 13:17
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Ooooh I made the list but am not worthy. How about Blondie DFC for the charity award?

Sea_Harrier Posted on 21/12/2010 13:18
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Great idea for a nomination, Jan. How could Carmen's efforts of this year be forgotten so quickly?

jannizart Posted on 21/12/2010 13:23
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Whatever the award Harrier she deserves something

Piggy Posted on 21/12/2010 13:29
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Funniest poster?

I'm flattered, if a little surprised. Maybe back in the day of the rib-tickling 'Football at Goals' posts I could have understood it.

I can only assume that the nomination was for this classic...


Link: Warning - You might spit your coffee on the screen

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 15:31
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Hoof, for the lurking rodders [:D]

1st_time_caller Posted on 21/12/2010 15:34
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i think Carmen deserves (and i would hazard a guess all she hopes for) is to have a healthy 2011, and i, i'm sure, along with many others on here sincerly hope she does, as well as a happy and prosperous one [^]

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 15:40
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Agreed 1st_time_caller [^]

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 15:41
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I'm glad I've been put on there regardless of the reason why!

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 17:15
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At Least you did not spit you're dummy out like a certain someone atkingson[^][8)]

rob_fmttm Posted on 21/12/2010 17:20
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Yes I will third that nomination for Carmen Blondie - looking forward to seeing you at the Riverside for the Boro v Derby game. I know you have made your reservations already. Best wishes to you Carmen.

borolad259 Posted on 21/12/2010 17:41
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Here are the votes from the Halifax jury:

Poster of the Year: Pink Ponce

Cu*t of the year: Borolad259

Funniest poster: Speckyget/ClaireSmith tied together

Thickest poster: Pogatetz Ate My Hamster

Best newcomer: Jannizart

Negative poster of the year: Karl

Most repetative poster of the year: Ray192

Most boring poster: Jeremy Clarkson

Thread of the year: "LisbonFraudster is Admin"

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: MadMick (I'll get the law on yer, I will, just you wait, you know what I'm capable of Rob etc etc)

Services to charity award: Blondie DFC

Most annoying poster: Buttermyusernames

Worst Username: Bernie is Banned

Green eyed monster award: Critical Bill

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 17:46
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How is Micks case against you going rob ? [:D]

sasboro1 Posted on 21/12/2010 17:49
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who gets supporter of the year and bi-polar poster of the year

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 17:54
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Admin can't vote,sorry!

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 17:56
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You're just going to get the same old board bigots voting for one another and then you get the 'yes men' jumping on the bandwagon .

borolad259 Posted on 21/12/2010 18:07
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You need to go and write your letter to Father Christmas, and then run about a bit....get rid of some of that teen angst.

bororeddaz Posted on 21/12/2010 18:09
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Thickest poster: Atkingson

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 18:11
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[:D] Daz, short but to the point Lol ...

PP ... x

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 18:22
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Judging by the sudden abuse ,I feel I've touched a nerve with certain people.

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 18:24
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You poor,poor babies, can't handle the truth [^]

Evil Posted on 21/12/2010 18:24
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Its probably because you're a bit thick mate.

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 18:25
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Even a thick person can't draw this much attention

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 18:26
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Daz calling me thick [:D][:D]

Evil Posted on 21/12/2010 18:30
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daz might be a cnt, but he certainly isnt thick.

Still a cnt though.

speckyget Posted on 21/12/2010 18:36
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'Speckyget/ClaireSmith tied together'

Great. Like I can't generate sufficient nightmares from my own cheesboard.


Evil Posted on 21/12/2010 18:37
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Would that make it a Smorgasboard of nightmares Specky?

speckyget Posted on 21/12/2010 18:38
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It'll be another fine meze.

borolad259 Posted on 21/12/2010 18:47
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[:D] you'd love it really....Specky and CLaire, sitting in a tree...

speckyget Posted on 21/12/2010 18:49
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According to some (ill informed) posts that unholy union would invoke the great Onan.

boroboy1970 Posted on 21/12/2010 18:54
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Borolad, your nominations are spot on, first time I've ever agreed with you.
Good man.

[:D]

ClaireSmith Posted on 21/12/2010 19:03
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It's like a modern nativity.

And it came unto pass that Claire and Specky arrived in Bethlehem. Claire was very fat and tired and needed a place to stay. She was even fatter due to being in the family way due to Specky's insatiable lust for her. When she wasn't being riden like a mule she took comfort in looking at a message board, and due to her disability she wore a head-wand and tapped away like a woodpecker to communicate with the outside world, as respite against the rapacious demands of Specky. It wasn't so much a disability as just laziness. Her hands were fine. She could use a knife and fork like Edward F**king Scissor Hands, the fat cow. Anyway, lo and it came to pass etc etc at each Inn the story was the same - there was no room, not even at that knocking shop on the A66.

Eventually they found an Inn Keeper who kindly said they could use anold manger. Specky lost the key and couldn't get in, but eventually after a lot more typing, editting and crow-barring of puns we get to the bit where he kicks her back doors in and they all live happily ever after with the little baby Jesus H Christ on a bike, who truth be told was a right dull little pedant.

And so endeth the story of Buddy. Let us pray...

speckyget Posted on 21/12/2010 19:04
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Bloody hell.

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 19:05
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[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Claire Smith - next Jo Brand[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][ref][ref][ref][ref][ref][ref][:D][:D][:D]




[:P]

HarryVegas Posted on 21/12/2010 19:06
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Claire [:D][^]

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 19:07
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Claire, I think you have funniest poster in the bag[:D][:D][:D][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 21/12/2010 19:47
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Specky as straight man, who'd a thunk? [:D]

kazza Posted on 21/12/2010 20:22
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[:D][:D]

gravyboat Posted on 21/12/2010 20:28
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Off it.

gravyboat Posted on 21/12/2010 20:48
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Here yer are, then. Hard to argue with many of BL259's.

Poster of the Year: PinkPonce

Cu*t of the year: southgatesotherelbow

Funniest poster: ClaireSmith. Capy and Specky grab silver and bronze.

Thickest poster: Pogatetz Ate My Hamster

Best newcomer: Viv, with shouts for squarewheelbike, billdoor and jannizart.

Negative poster of the year: Karl

Negative poster of the century: Sas

Most repetative poster of the year: Bernie_was_wrong.

Most boring poster: Jeremy Clarkson

Thread of the year: "LisbonFraudster is Admin"

Most hilarious dummy-spitting: The entire membership of Come on Boro.

Services to charity award: Blondie DFC

Most annoying poster: Roofie

Worst Username: Any incorporating Teesside's local delicacy. Can't you try just a BIT harder?

Green eyed monster award: Lisbon_Legend

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 20:51
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Gravyboat & 259 [:I]

PP ... x

gravyboat Posted on 21/12/2010 20:54
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You annoy the sh1t out of me half the time, but I can't ignore your impact! [smi]

atkingson Posted on 21/12/2010 20:55
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FFS. After the abuse I've received today,how dare you not vote me for thickest board memeber!

speckyget Posted on 21/12/2010 20:55
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Straight man? I'm going gay, that's all there is to it.

You can do it by Deed Poll, right?

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 20:56
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[:D][B)]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 20:58
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How do you think I fell atkingson ? Nobody has nominated me for an award at all apart from myself [|)]

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 21:36
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Poster of the Year: Plazmuh, Ponce

Cu*t of the year:

Funniest poster: ClaireSmith

Thickest poster: Jimmy_Boobhead/Paulo

Negative poster of the year: Sas

Most repetitive poster of the year: Karl Hungus/The Dude, Boksic

Most boring poster: Boksic

Best Newcomer: Viv

Thread of the year: LisbonFraudster is admin

Services to charity award: Pink_Ponce

Most annoying poster: Brother Southgatesotherelbow

Worst Username: XXXXXX_Magnet

Pointless No Mark: Maxi_levey

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 21:45
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"Services to charity award: Pink_Ponce"

What for like, I thought I had that one sewn up FFS![ref]

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 21:53
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I wasn't around for your so-called charity match but I witnessed Ponce's magnificent charitable efforts when Mowbray came home[ref][;)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 22:03
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So-called?[:O]


Link: Charity match

kazza Posted on 21/12/2010 22:07
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brilliant[^][^]

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 21/12/2010 22:08
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Is that you with Sir Bob and Rob?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 22:10
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Yes, I was knackered like as I'd only had about 3 hours kip and forgot to brush my hair.[:O]

sasboro1 Posted on 21/12/2010 22:11
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who gets the vote for narcissist of the year? Quite a tough one so many in the running.

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 21/12/2010 22:19
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TBH I only went for PP in the charity department as he's the only one I'm aware of who'd done any charitable deed on here

Obviously you don't publicise your charitable deeds aswell as he does [;)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 22:26
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I actually partly agree with where you're coming from sas. However, if 30 odd people pay money to charity to play in a match and nearly 1,000 people donate and turn up to watch and raise over 13,000 to help fight cancer in the region all organised via FMTTM (and Facebook) and people on here don't know then I think they should. There was a lot of work went in to it, not just from myself but from janizart, face painters, mascots, players, match officials, live band, Hayley McQueen, photographers, Mr Nicholls, etc and it's my feeling that it shouldn't be forgotten. It means more to me that people didn't know about it than winning a made up award on the Internet.

I'm not narcissistic, I'm just very proud of how the whole thing turned out. Just like I'm proud of the MSS football team being top of the league and in the cup quarter final.[;)]


Link: Teams on the day...

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 22:27
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[8)]

I must have narcissist of the year nailed?

PP ... x

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 22:28
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"So-called?[:O]"

It's a great effort, but it seems you had help from Rob_Fmttm and Rhys Williams (why aren't you in the photo?).

Ponce did it all single-handedly. Did he play in the charity match too?


parmoandstella Posted on 21/12/2010 22:29
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Lisbon i never seen that article on the website [^]

any plans for next year [?]

kazza Posted on 21/12/2010 22:30
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It means more to me that people didn't know about it than winning a made up award on the Internet.

you all done us proud, big well done[^]xx

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 22:32
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I did indeed Billdoor - and also stepped in at the last minute to save the evenings entertainment when the band required a lead singer before the whole evening was destroyed - ever the helper, I stepped up and sang a few tunes [:D]

PP ... x

sasboro1 Posted on 21/12/2010 22:36
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actually i never thought of putting lisbonlegend up for it but then has he assumed he was nominated so he must be the front runner now.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 22:39
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Parmo I hadn't seen that article either, not sure how it slipped through the net. To be honest I got no real feedback from Steve Gibson when I briefly met him, I think the club have a few things planned for the Foundation so not sure if the pitch deal will be on. Ive also not had much feedback from the charity so it isn't looking likely at this minute. My life stopped for 2 months and not sure I have the energy to do it next year.

Billdoor, not a clue what you're on about to be honest. Help from Rhys Williams? Robs role was as an ambassador for the charity and it was through him that we ended up doing it for Sir Bobby Robson Foundation as it started off raising money for the Uk wide cancer research. He does a lot of fantastic work for the charity but the charity match was mainly organised by me, janizart ran the auction, teesside Seasider and friends did the mascots and kids penalty competition, downings father investigates ran the band, etc.

Oh and Ponce 'played' in both games and was a top
man and great post match entertainment.[^]Runs like a girl though.[cr]

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 22:42
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[:D] Lisbon ...

PP ... x

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 22:43
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"I did indeed Billdoor - and also stepped in at the last minute to save the evenings entertainment when the band required a lead singer before the whole evening was destroyed - ever the helper, I stepped up and sang a few tunes [:D]"

See, the charity never ends with Ponce[:D]

I do think the your effort was remarkable Lisbon but I'm too stubborn to change my mind now[ref]

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 22:45
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Fancy all arguing over a made up award [:D]

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 21/12/2010 22:45
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You also have shyte on your lips Bill [;)]

PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 22:48
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Torino [:D]

I almost started another thread - I hope people aren't actually expecting an actual award [cr]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 22:49
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Oi billdoor, where did you get Rhys Williams from???

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 22:50
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Lisbon - my apologies for inferring that you look like Rhys Williams.

Emersons_Dong - you may have noticed that I left 'Cu*t of the Year' blank. I'm looking for someone suitable[;)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 22:51
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I look like Rhys Williams, well I suppose it's better than looking like David Wheater![ref]

Torino Posted on 21/12/2010 22:52
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Look on the brightside lads, this is the most posts I have had on a thread so far [ref]

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 21/12/2010 22:53
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PP - What do you mean by that?

I'm 'double-award nominee' viv_andersons_nana, if I win at least one of them then I expect something in the way of silverware.

Come on, surely you can pull some strings with that darts trophy shop in the town?

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 21/12/2010 22:54
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Bill [:D]

Could be an opening for cok sucker of the year too.

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 22:55
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"I look like Rhys Williams, well I suppose it's better than looking like David Wheater![ref]"

Wheater has a proper Redcar face, as do I[cr]


PinkPonce Posted on 21/12/2010 22:56
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Viv [:D]

Perhaps I can ask for donations to buy some trophies [^]

PP ... x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 21/12/2010 23:03
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As long as I get my Green Eyed Monster trophy I'll be happy.[:o)] Anyway, I'm off to spew my guts up now with a dry debilitating cough.[xx(]

billdoor Posted on 21/12/2010 23:08
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"Bill [:D]

Could be an opening for cok sucker of the year too."

[:D]

It's not as if there's anything to be gained by stroking Ponce's ego. It's hardly going to get bigger is it?[^]

Only_Me Posted on 21/12/2010 23:12
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* Is waiting to be nominated as being 'Political Pundit of The Year '.
* sigh * [sad]

I think I'll just give myself the award, it'll save waiting round. [rle][|)]

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 21/12/2010 23:27
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There's about 3 left over from the 'Jaffa Cake Challenge' fund. It's a start, I suppose.

I'll try and organise a meat raffle in the Beechwood on Sunday. Any proceeds go towards trophies.

[^]

Torino Posted on 22/12/2010 00:48
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Viv[^]

petedreadnought Posted on 22/12/2010 01:33
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* Is waiting to be nominated as being 'Political Pundit of The Year '.
---
Surely a more fitting accolade would be the "Jan Moir Special Achievement Award" for services to daft sensationalism and hysterical over-reactions?

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 22/12/2010 08:33
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Another 2 nominations over night

I'm moved I really am [:D]

Torino Posted on 22/12/2010 12:33
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Well done Jeremy [:D][^]

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 22/12/2010 18:24
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Notice my nominations keep getting deleted

No doubt it's borolad259 again spitting his dummy out that he's in my nominations

Sad [rle]

zzzzz Posted on 22/12/2010 18:26
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[:D]
Poor Bill, Mick, Rick, Capio etc. Can't let go.
Bless em.
[:D]



Link: Sine Die

borolad259 Posted on 22/12/2010 18:26
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I'm in quite a few people's nominations, including my own.

PinkPonce Posted on 22/12/2010 18:35
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[:D]

I love the way Im firmly fixed in their thoughts over there ... The only one I've ever met is Capio (Troll) and he's actually a good lad despite his views on here and the fact he attracted some 'haters' but as for Fat Rick and Bill LoL [V]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 22/12/2010 18:46
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I don't know what I find more funnier, the way that they are all acting over on that board because of been banned off here. Or the fact that some of them are taking this award thing seriously [:D]

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 22/12/2010 22:50
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Poster of the Year: Bernie_is_Banned

Funniest poster: NedKat

Thickest poster: The Dude/Karl Hungus

Best newcomer: viv_andersons_nana,

Negative poster of the year: The Dude/Karl Hungus

Most repetative poster of the year: Coraigh_The_Cat

Most boring poster: Borobadge

Thread of the year: "Girlfriend might be pregnant",

Services to charity award: LisbonLegend

Most annoying poster: PinkPonce

Worst Username: FlarPhoneWarehouse

PinkPonce Posted on 22/12/2010 22:52
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4th different award nomination - I'm honoured [:I]

PP ... x

Torino Posted on 22/12/2010 23:04
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BREAKING NEWS [8)]

Viv Andersons Nana has been removed from the best newcomer award, as it turns out, he is not actually a newcomer[:(]


Link: Tut Tut Viv

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 22/12/2010 23:08
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Haha your not that annoying PP I'm just trying to help you get a clean sweep

billdoor Posted on 22/12/2010 23:18
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"Viv Andersons Nana has been removed from the best newcomer award, as it turns out, he is not actually a newcomer[:(]"

SCANDAL ALERT!!

This is worse than that model who lied about being under 25.

Regards

Billdoor
FMTTM Poster since 2010 and not before

Torino Posted on 22/12/2010 23:21
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It is indeed bill. It comes close to the Postergate scandal [V]

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 22/12/2010 23:24
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[:O] I suspected viv had been here awhile but as everyone was going along with it thought I was mistaken

I need to think of a newcomer now, anychance you can update the nominations [rle]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/12/2010 23:24
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"Services to charity award: LisbonLegend"[^][:D]

billdoor Posted on 22/12/2010 23:24
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I hope Viv has a good explanation for this. Like many, I feel betrayed.

Torino Posted on 22/12/2010 23:48
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You're nominations have been added to the list Pogatetz [^]

Eddie_Catflap Posted on 23/12/2010 02:37
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Advert of the year

"Bad Request (Request Header Too Long)"

swordtrombonefish Posted on 23/12/2010 02:40
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Catflap [^][^][^]

DCFC_blondie Posted on 23/12/2010 08:41
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I would like to make one nomination please and it's for the Services to Charity award:


It should go to FMTTMers for their very generous & fantastic contributions in helping raise over 10k for Cancer Research UK earlier this year.

For anyone that missed it, when I was diagnosed as having terminal secondary breast cancer, my mate Cath decided to shave her hair off to raise funds. And I'm extremely proud to say my FMTTM friends stepped up to the plate and raised a phenominal amount!

blondie.dcfc
X

Emmersons_BrazillianDong Posted on 23/12/2010 09:18
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Best *cough* new *cough* come what?

Torino Posted on 23/12/2010 12:55
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Viv - can you explain you're actions ?[:(]

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 23/12/2010 17:32
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Cheers Torino [^]

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 23/12/2010 21:55
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What's all this, then?

There's a simple explanation to all of this. I'll start at the beginning. I've been registered on here for a good two or three years now but I posted only very rarely. The last year or so, since Strachan came in, actually, i've become a bit more prolific and engaged a bit more. That's all there is to it.

There is no scandal, no Barrymore-sized stain on my character, no double-page spread in the News of the World on Boxing Day.

To strip me of my nomination on Christmas Eve Eve? Well, that's one Christmas ruined. Probably the next few years, too, as i'll always look back on 'Black Christmas Eve Eve' through an angry haze of gin-soaked sadness.

I ask you all, in nothing but good faith, to reconsider your verdicts.

billdoor Posted on 23/12/2010 21:58
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I say we burn him.

Pogatetz_Ate_My_Hamster_ Posted on 23/12/2010 22:29
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If he wasn't a lefty I'd say forgive him

borolad259 Posted on 23/12/2010 22:32
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Vivs [:D]

Torino Posted on 23/12/2010 23:35
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Don't worry viv, you are still in for poster of the year [^]

Only_Me Posted on 23/12/2010 23:45
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* makes sure that no-one is watching, stuffs Political Pundit trophy in handbag and legs it quicksticks *
[8)]

Torino Posted on 24/12/2010 15:36
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[:D]

borolad259 Posted on 24/12/2010 16:04
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It's the only way you'd ever get such an award OM.

viv_andersons_nana Posted on 24/12/2010 17:48
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'Burn The Lefty'

Is that what it's come to? Something that sounds like a Billy Bragg(feat.Johann Hari on percussion) protest single. It's a good job i'm so far left that i'm not even remotely offended by any of this.

Will I be burnt in Captain Cook Square so the locals can 'have a warm' and toast marshmallows and that?

Torino Posted on 24/12/2010 22:33
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I think burning you is a little to harsh viv. A night in the stocks will do [^]

Only_Me Posted on 25/12/2010 01:39
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" It's the only way you'd ever get such an award OM. "


Perfect response 259, absolutely perfect, coming from you, that means I must be on the right track. [8)]

ray192 Posted on 25/12/2010 05:26
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Brother of the year - Jezza [^][smi]

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 25/12/2010 12:02
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What about an award for the most conservative poster?



(Can you see what I've done there?)

Torino Posted on 25/12/2010 18:28
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[?]

petedreadnought Posted on 26/12/2010 01:51
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When are the winners announced?

VonBrock Posted on 26/12/2010 03:13
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Not that i'm bothered but its obvious that Torino is an alt. Can you just say it how it is

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 26/12/2010 09:55
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Thanks Ray [ref]

Though I would like to nominate you for that award [^]

and also online cafe of the year [:D]

ray192 Posted on 26/12/2010 10:27
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Cheers Jeeza [^]

It means so much to me especially coming from you brother [:D]

Torino Posted on 26/12/2010 13:58
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The 28th Pete [^]

Torino Posted on 26/12/2010 20:44
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Borobadge might have just won most boring poster after all his sh*te on the first page now[rle]

Torino Posted on 27/12/2010 17:44
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Nominations are now finished [;)][^]

Torino Posted on 28/12/2010 02:57
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The results will be revealed later today . . . . [^]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 28/12/2010 09:44
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It's a definite fix as I was nominated for poster of the year yet only got put in the thickest, boring and green eyed monster categories, oh and only briefly mentioned in the charity category. I claim these awards as a complete and utter shambles.[xx(]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 28/12/2010 12:37
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I bought a dress for the awards ceremony as well [^]

borolad259 Posted on 28/12/2010 12:41
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I have a space already reserved in my extensive silverware cabinet.

Torino Posted on 28/12/2010 20:21
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Hoof, so people can see the nominations before the awards begin [;)]

Torino Posted on 18/01/2011 18:58
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Here are the results if anybody happened to miss them [^]


Link: Link

Rodney_The_Racist Posted on 18/01/2011 19:01
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Maybe Troll/Capio/GhenghisKhan can win the dummy spitting award this year for his rant on CoB.com today.

HarryVegas Posted on 18/01/2011 19:02
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I nominate Hungus for most repetitive, angry and boring poster, as well as being as close runner up in the dummy spitting stakes [:D]

Torino Posted on 18/01/2011 19:09
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Maybe Troll/Capio/GhenghisKhan can win the dummy spitting award this year for his rant on CoB.com today
----

What rant would this be ?[:D]

Rodney_The_Racist Posted on 18/01/2011 19:12
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I feel sorry for his brother on here.


Link: rant

zapper Posted on 18/01/2011 19:16
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As usual the pitiful, whingeing Critical Pill gets his oar in.

[:o)][:D]

Torino Posted on 18/01/2011 19:23
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Some people really do take football message boards so seriously. It's becoming embarrassing now [rle]