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Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 10/03/2008 14:17
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Took a lass out on first date on saturday night, we went for a romantic drink together, nice quiet pub, candle lit... you can picture the scene.
Went well, we laughed, chatted S*** and the night flew by.
Dropped her home and she invited me in for coffee, 3 coffees later and its now the small hours of sunday morning i say i have to leave beacause its so late, we both stand up, theres that awkward moment when we almost bang heads and we kiss.....

Bingo you might think but thats a far as things go, howeve i have managed to bag a second date, tonite we are gonna watch a dvd together.

Is it wrong that i expect a bj at the very least???

What would be a good dvd to 'get us in the mood...'?

Should i behave like the gentleman i am and show her some respect before i bash her back doors in..?

Such a quandry!!

sasboro1 Posted on 10/03/2008 14:21
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"Is it wrong that i expect a bj at the very least???"

Just ask her, no harm in trying

JigSaw Posted on 10/03/2008 14:21
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Compliment her and then get her a drink


Link: of this.

rubber_soles Posted on 10/03/2008 14:23
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I would have at least kicked her back doors in by now.

japsterboro Posted on 10/03/2008 14:23
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A 'DVD' night = Gaurenteed sex

Watch Carlito's Way ... plenty of voilence to see ghow she reacts plus there is a romatic element to show her your caring side (i.e. how you'll wipe the spunk away from her lips before you kiss her).

Only behave like a gentlemen until she gives you the signs that she wants it hard, fast and dirty, Alley cat style, then kick her back doors in.

Who said romance was dead? [:D]


Critical_Bill Posted on 10/03/2008 14:26
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Japster, you kiss a bird after you've squirted your beans in her mouth? Eeeeurrghhh

japsterboro Posted on 10/03/2008 14:30
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Not until she's brushed, flossed and gargled (not with man-plasma though). I suspect our friend has a far less hygeienic approach to oral sex though.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 10/03/2008 14:32
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Good advice guys. She does seem like gf material so i am trying to ensure that she knows i respect her, the ladies love that sort of thing dont they.
Was difficult not to horse her on saturday night like but i kept myself under control.
Reckon she has suggested a dvd night cos she know she's gonna get a good length if we do that rather than go out somewhere.

Jap - Never even heard of carlito's way!

rubber_soles Posted on 10/03/2008 14:33
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She probably thinks your a right geek for not gutting her on the first date.

sexypies Posted on 10/03/2008 14:34
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why dont you print out this thread to show her then she can select which bit of advise is the best?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 10/03/2008 14:36
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I think she respects me for not being too easy rubber_soles, much better to practise self-restraint and leave her begging for it and surely her suggestion of a 'dvd night' means she really wants it!?

flar Posted on 10/03/2008 14:39
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Get a copy of "Donkeys do Dwarves" from Blockbusters, see what happens...

rubber_soles Posted on 10/03/2008 14:39
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Best mate material.

NedKat Posted on 10/03/2008 15:10
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"Bunghole Buster" ...

Perfect for a second date DVD night !!

Rod100 Posted on 10/03/2008 15:15
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"P***ing bumF***ers"

doesn't leave much to the imagination [:)]

"She probably thinks your a right geek for not gutting her on the first date." pmsl [:D]


Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 10/03/2008 15:27
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Was thinking along the lines of something a little more 'mainstream' lads!

baldycat Posted on 10/03/2008 15:39
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were she lives might give us a clue. hemmo gangsta film , marton chickflick. parkend dont go round lol

japsterboro Posted on 10/03/2008 15:41
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How about 'Anal Invaders Part IV'?

rubber_soles Posted on 10/03/2008 20:11
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Honestly though, you're on your second date and you've only kissed her and are planning on watching a dvd tonight.

I'd be planning on doing some 2 Girls 1 Cup action by now.

bblf Posted on 10/03/2008 20:16
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Stroke her hair a few times and tell her shes feckin lush.Say do you like Precious stones , when she inevitably says yes say get yer lips round this then pet its a feckin gem.
If that doesn't have her frothing at the Gash shes a Lezza.

Warwick_Hunt Posted on 10/03/2008 20:27
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Tuck your trackie bottoms in your socks, ensure you have sufficient spots, get a BOGOF offer on Diamond White (Diamond Blush for her mind), wear a fake Burberry baseball cap and make sure you have a crap Elizabeth Duke signet ring.

Make sure you watch Jeremy Kyle to get her warmed up first mind.

Bobs yer uncle. And probably your dad.

confidence_in_water Posted on 10/03/2008 20:32
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Do all the hard work then..
Take her from the back
Grab hold of her hair
Shout 'I've got aids'
Then hold on for as long as possible


PoetLaureate Posted on 10/03/2008 20:35
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Just tease her! simple. I doubt you will watch much of the dvd anyway no matter what you pick. Have fun mate.

DeLier1908 Posted on 10/03/2008 20:59
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It's about time you suggested a threesome. She is obviously game as a badger wanting to watch filth on your second date.

By the way lads, I'm proud of you all. Teesside lasses don't know how lucky they are to have us!!

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:29
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Well lads, last night went well. I went round her house with a nice bottle of red and bridget jones diary on dvd, we cuddled up on the sofa watched dvd, had a bit of a kiss and a grope and then i went home.
Balls like fooking watermelons, proper aching and that too!

However.... she has just txt me and i am getting a 3rd date, reckon all this pain and suffering will be worth it in the end, im sure she is as frustrated as me. When i finaally nail her i reckon she will be like an anaimaltastic!

Gains Posted on 11/03/2008 09:31
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She's currently on the phone to her mates saying "I think he might be gay".

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:33
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Nah, she wont be gains

Piggy Posted on 11/03/2008 09:34
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Bridget Jones on DVD [:D]

The poor girl will be planning her wedding.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:35
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You can say owt you like lads but i know how to give a girl a good time ;)

Gains Posted on 11/03/2008 09:37
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Just can't help thinking the spade work was done and it was there for the taking. An invite round to watch a DVD is translated as "I'm dripping like a George Foreman Lean, Mean , Grilling machine" in my book.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:37
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She's just txt me there says
'I had a lovely night too, thank you! Really enjoyed the film too, fancy watching the sequel tonight..? If your lucky you can have more than a kiss ;-)'

Reckon im in there lads or what!


woodymfc Posted on 11/03/2008 09:38
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why ask then

captain5 Posted on 11/03/2008 09:38
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Take round your copy of 4 Weddings and a Funeral for the third date.

zoec Posted on 11/03/2008 09:38
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You do realise she's with her mates, killing herself laughing that she got you to watch Bridget Jones' Diary, don't you? I wonder what her next move is. Poor Fabio.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:39
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Why zoe?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:40
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Captain - How do you know i have that film? haha Been peeking through the windows again?

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 09:41
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Fabio - don't listen to them.

From a girly point of view I think she is toying with you a bit to see if you will pounce first or if she has to.......I say, if you can stand it, tease her some more and hold out another day, it'll drive her crazy.

captain5 Posted on 11/03/2008 09:42
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"it'll drive her crazy"


Glenn Closetastic.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:43
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Pog thats exactly what im trying to achieve! Usually if i get sex on a first date i automatically lose interest anyway.

marktheborofan Posted on 11/03/2008 09:45
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Just can't help thinking the spade work was done and it was there for the taking. An invite round to watch a DVD is translated as "I'm dripping like a George Foreman Lean, Mean , Grilling machine" in my book.
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New monitor please. Mine is covered in lager. [:D]

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 09:45
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Thing is if you like her you gotta get to know more than just whats underneath her clothes.....keep going as you are you seem to have it sorted.

But as most women will tell you they love the chase.

zoec Posted on 11/03/2008 09:47
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"Why"? Because it's cruel. She'll be suggesting When Harry Met Sally next.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:48
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How does this sound for a reply to her txt?

'Good im glad! I am free tonight but dont really fancy another night of bridget jones tbh. I will bring a surprise, did you enjoy that wine last night or would you prefer white? Fancy having much more than a kiss tho if you do!'

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:49
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Good advice from you i think pog!

BobUpndown Posted on 11/03/2008 09:51
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tease her.. she'll be para'!!

she'll think there is something wrong with her.. or you..

women think we have only one thing on our minds.. so she already knows what you are thinking!! so prove to her, in a nice way, you're not angling after her brother!!

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:51
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Bob - whats 'para'??

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 09:54
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So what if she suggests When Harry Met Sally?

She's only testing him to see if he is willing to watch it with her. Hate to admit it but I did a similar thing with the guy who I am getting married to next year - I got him to watch 10 Things I Hate About You.

Good stock answer to the txt, don't get too obvious with it cos it makes the will it/won't it thing less fun

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 09:55
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Bob - she'll be thinking the same thing.

Making her wait as well as you will make it much better Fabio.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:56
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To be honest if i was only afta getting my rocks off i would of done it already, with a bit of a chase it makes things 10 times more fun, gonna tease her tonight till she's begging me for it like! haha

Bandy Posted on 11/03/2008 09:56
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Watch ET and then take advantage of her vulnerability when she is balling her eyes out. Works everytime guaranteed. Just a shame to have to wait about an hour into the film

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 09:57
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I'l give you an update when i hear from her!

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 11/03/2008 10:00
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the fact your asking advice about it on a footy message board says it all.

Give this lad a ring 07852161273 - Boateng_7 he'll be happy to give you a few tips

Bandy Posted on 11/03/2008 10:02
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"she has just txt me and i am getting a 3rd date"

no offence like but you really should be asking her

BoroThruNThru Posted on 11/03/2008 10:02
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Fabio - it was a good thing you didnt take any advice from these lot above otherwise that 2nd date wouldve been short lived.
Be patient, keep asking her questions about herself and taking an interest in her. Women love that.
DO NOT CRITIZE HER. Gentle teasing is acceptable...at this stage...
Keep thinking of things to do together aswell...Walks on the beach etc...

marktheborofan Posted on 11/03/2008 10:02
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What you should do when she is really in the mood is make an excuse to leave but rearrange another date. By then she will be all over you like a rash. That's what I did with our lass. Unfortunately, I F***** up and married her in the end. [:D]

BobUpndown Posted on 11/03/2008 10:06
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paranoid..


pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 10:08
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Thing is taking it to the point where you make her paranoid is not good, women lose interest when they start to think something is wrong and from the sounds of it Fabio really likes this girl.

Keep going as you are Fabio it will happen when it is supposed to.

Bandy Posted on 11/03/2008 10:10
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under no circumstances should you "pop onto the board" whilst on a date. Thats where most people go wrong on here and that is why they are always on here asking for advice on how to pull birds....and ultimately keep them.

Girls arent really interested in football messageboards to be fair

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 10:11
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You're right Bandy we're not. I'm only on here cos I'm off sick from work and I'm only posting cos I feel sorry for Fabio getting dud advice from some people.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:13
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Thanks for advice folks! Don't think i will be ringing adam for any advice though, i've read enough of his threads on here! haha

The thing is this is all a bit new to me, im like a fish out of water cos usually i would of horsed her on our first date then lost interest but im trying to mend my ways and behave more gentlemanly.

I dont want to go too far with all this though, her think there is something wrong like. But i reckon the more she has to wait the more she will think of me and want it. So it will be worth it in the end!

Bandy Posted on 11/03/2008 10:13
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you'd much prefer some sausage action wouldnt you

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 10:15
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It will be worth it and it will happen when it is meant to happen.

Just don't try and make here watch Commando tonight.

BobUpndown Posted on 11/03/2008 10:16
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there wil be a scientist somewhere that has a formula to show that:

time waiting * x + 'looked at me funny' = freak!!

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 10:25
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how old are you fabio? 14?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:31
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no flar a little younger than you though

why?

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 10:32
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how do you know how old i am?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:33
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I know that your a little older than me

rubber_soles Posted on 11/03/2008 10:34
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"with a nice bottle of red and bridget jones diary on dvd,"

"we cuddled up on the sofa watched dvd, had a bit of a kiss and a grope and then i went home."

Oh my god!

Fabio = Virgin

slipshod Posted on 11/03/2008 10:34
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So have you booted her back doors in yet then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:35
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no, not yet.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:36
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Soles - you missing pauluka already mate?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/03/2008 10:37
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I'm just trying to crave the attention while he's away.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:38
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Wannabe! haha

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:47
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She's just txt me back, talk about taking your time!

'Ok, no bridget jones! haha You can pick the dvd. Much more than a kiss hey...? What you got in mind? xx'

WTF She's playing me at my own games isnt she!

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 10:48
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sned her a photo of your C**** and say "this"

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 10:50
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Bit forward that flar isnt it? Has that worked for you?

rubber_soles Posted on 11/03/2008 10:54
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She's probably that sick of waiting for you to make the first move, she'll end up puting rohypnol in your drink.

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 10:54
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it can work but just make sure you dont send it to your mum by accident...

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 10:55
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I havent tried it Fabio because Im a little bit smoother than that...with a little bit more panache...

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:01
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Flar, care to let me into your secrets then, i could do with a mentor...

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 11:04
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Fabio, Im sorry but Im like a modern day Alain Delon, you cant teach this S*** Im afraid...

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:05
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Flar, surely some pointers though, some hints and tips?
You going to arsenal? Maybe we could share our manly wisdom over a few pints?

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 11:08
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okay, tip 1, dont be hanging on the end of every text message for her.

texts and email flirting is for people who are shy or dont have the charisma to charm someone face to face.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:10
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Good tip, are you saying try and stay aloof? I havent replied to the last txt she sent, im gonna give it an ur or so before i do. Whats the best reply to that though, cant just say 'i'm gonna bone you right out!' Can i?

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 11:10
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what did it say?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:14
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'Ok, no bridget jones! haha You can pick the dvd. Much more than a kiss hey...? What you got in mind? xx'

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 11:15
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"I'll show you later"

or

"Have you ever been to Butterfly World?"

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/03/2008 11:15
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flar's main area of expertise is how to conduct an illicit affair.

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 11:16
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Are you threatened by me Bill?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:16
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Vinny - spill.....

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 11:22
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Fabio - reply with something along the lines of "wait and see". You can guarantee she'll think about all the possibilities between now and tonight.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:24
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Done pog! Thats all i put 'Wait and see.....! ;-) xx'

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 11/03/2008 11:30
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Nice work......

Keeping her curious and guessing should work wonders.

Dr_Evil Posted on 11/03/2008 11:33
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Lets just hope your beans dont pop before you get anywhere.

zoec Posted on 11/03/2008 11:34
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And don't offer to show her your elephant impression.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:35
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Dr Evil - Yeah that is a downside!

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/03/2008 11:54
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Fabio, you should knock one out before you go on any date.
Like it was once said in a film, never go out with a loaded gun.

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 11:55
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can you be a bit premature Bill?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:56
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Always sound advice vinny! I intend to.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 11:57
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To be honest i expected a bit mre advice from flar, he seems like a man of the world. Also that bert from the legends, he seems like he has pleanty of experience.

Dr_Evil Posted on 11/03/2008 12:01
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I always take a viagra on the second date (or the first depending how lucky i get).

Just to make sure. And she will definitely want to go out with you then.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/03/2008 12:02
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Evil, the dawback to doing that, is that she'll be expecting porn-star like performances everytime.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 12:02
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Never used it beofre dr evil, does it just make ya hard or does it delay ejaculation?

slipshod Posted on 11/03/2008 12:25
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Should have just said 'i will cook you a meal' I HOPE YOU LIKE PORK.

Dr_Evil Posted on 11/03/2008 12:27
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Well yes Bill, there is that, however if you have a fit bird and you are nervous, then its a great way to help you.

Genuinely too. I still use it when me and the mrs have got a weekend to ourselves and its not going to be a quick 15 minute jobby.

Fabio. It just makes you hard, but the great thing is, that because you still will be nervous (and you will if you really like the girl), then at least you will be able to again, and again.....


supermfc Posted on 11/03/2008 14:53
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ask if she takes it in the brown!!!

mickbrown Posted on 11/03/2008 14:56
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Jesus - I feel soiled just reading this.

Critical_Bill Posted on 11/03/2008 14:57
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Why mick, have you shot your muck?

Tacker Posted on 11/03/2008 15:16
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"Have you ever been to Butterfly World?"

LMFAO...really, I'm in tears.

To be honest Fabio, it sounds asif you've had the green light, go forth and use the force. However I must say I woulnd't have dreamt taking round Bridget Jones DVD, that is trying waaaaaaay to hard for my liking. If I'm going to watch a DVD with a new girl then its going to reflect my personality, so something like The Goonies would be more apt [:)].

The honeymoon period of a relationship, I don't half F***ing miss it! [V]

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 15:17
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Its a winner Tony! Why are you laughing?

Tacker Posted on 11/03/2008 15:19
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My only thought was the HUAGE python sat waiting for you as you walk out of the butterfly area.

Unless you're into the more kinkier stuff that involves meerkats?

flar Posted on 11/03/2008 15:20
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I was thinking more of a Purple Emperor....

rubber_soles Posted on 11/03/2008 15:21
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"I always take a viagra on the second date"

That's where you went wrong fabio. Not taking viagra whilst watching Bridget Jones.

Tacker Posted on 11/03/2008 15:25
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[:D] Well, I'm not quite up to speed on my buttefly species, but I appreciate your effort.

I took viagra once and thought it was a dud as nothing happened for about 3 hours. I got hungry, had a walk down to the local chippy and as god is my witness stood there, ordered pattie and chips with a raving boner. I had to do the old trick of turning it up so it was resting on the waistline of me keks [:D].

Eeeeeeeeeeeey F***in' ell eh!

Al_Bundys_sock Posted on 11/03/2008 16:36
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Fabio make sure you "stir the tanks" before you go round, or it might lead to "Houston we have a problem" after 10 mins..[:D]










One of the funniest threads this year by far [:)]

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 11/03/2008 16:52
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Well wish me luck lads! I'l have a full report tomorra!

rubber_soles Posted on 11/03/2008 17:05
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Ask her for a peck on the lips tonight.

grantus Posted on 11/03/2008 17:09
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Does she cook? Does she clean? If she doesn't, shag her and tell her to bugger off. She's no good.

borobuddah Posted on 11/03/2008 19:29
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Maybe "She"s a man?

Al_Bundys_sock Posted on 12/03/2008 07:46
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Needed a "Back doors now kicked in" kinda hoof [:D]

Gargle Posted on 12/03/2008 08:32
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Well thats another 15 minutes of 'no work done this week' and i guess its boro related......funny as fekk though....MORE

London_Boro Posted on 12/03/2008 13:19
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Well???

Tacker Posted on 12/03/2008 13:23
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It must be bad news, if I'd got my hole last night and had been discussing it on a football messageboard, my only priority would be to let the male population of the board know that I had succeeded.

So my guess, he tried his best, she pulled out a Leatherman work knife and literally make short work of his colonel. He's currently laying in A&E wishing he'd taken round the sequel to Bridget Jones and not 'Squirting Secretaries II'.

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 13:26
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The least he should have got is a scampi finger.

MarlonD Posted on 12/03/2008 13:29
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It might have turned into a "Crying Game" moment.


wokingmassive Posted on 12/03/2008 13:29
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I always say:

Get your end in, get your friend in.

rubber_soles Posted on 12/03/2008 13:57
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She'll never get a council house at this rate.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:10
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Right lads!! Where to start....

Would love to tell ya that last night was all i had hoped for and that i got my end away, however....

All is clearly not well!

Perhaps she is playing me at my own game!

Im stumped lads dunno what my next move should be!

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 14:11
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Give her a week. She might be up on the blocks.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:13
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Vinny - You're a man of the world, as i have previously said im not used to waiting for it, how long should i wait before i just either lob my C**** out or ask her what the craic is?

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 14:22
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Fabio - you've just gotta play it cool mate. One sign of desperate and she'll be off like a flash.

Inuendo. Lots of it. You'll then know where you stand. Send a few photo's see what you get in return.

But inuendo is the key. Gotta build up the sexual chemistry first and foremost. No good just bursting in there with your bits on show.

Women like being in control. Likelyhood is she is full aware that you want to get amongst it. And thats why she is not giving in yet...

But let me just say - although its date 3, it still has only been 4 days or so. For many women its too soon.

Play it cool, get it out of your head and relax and enjoy the company. Just always be prepared.

slipshod Posted on 12/03/2008 14:22
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She is playing with you, i think you need to take the lead,so just lob it out and slap her in the face with it, that should break the awkwardness, either that or like vinny said it could well be rag week and Mr Blobby is in town.......................

pogthebountyhunter Posted on 12/03/2008 14:23
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Have patience Fabio. Good things come to those who wait.

And whatever you do don't listen to slipshod's last bit of advice.

rubber_soles Posted on 12/03/2008 14:29
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She maybe doesn't wasnt you in her knickers because she's scared you'll say "Even my c0ck is bigger than yours"

London_Boro Posted on 12/03/2008 14:32
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She's either a lezza or Boro are playing at home this week.....

Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 14:33
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"The least he should have got is a scampi finger."

[:D]

Did you get anything from her Fabio?

thehuth Posted on 12/03/2008 14:40
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If you have to ask for dating advice on a website you clearly need help.


Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 14:41
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No he doesnt.

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 14:42
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Only last week Pink Ponce was on here acting like a loved-up teenager telling all about the bit of skirt he's been sniffing around, and asking where to take her.
All of a sudden he's worldly wise and dishing out advice

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:43
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Just kisses Dr Evil, i suspect it is red week, i find it hard to accept that she could resist my charms. The thing is if it is red week she only has to say, that would'nt put me off slipping her one. Or as they say: 'When the river runs red..... take the dirt track'

Al_Bundys_sock Posted on 12/03/2008 14:44
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Yes a severe case of crabs to go with the scampi finger [:D]

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:45
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LMAO @ scampi finger!

Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 14:45
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Well mate, you should have rubbed your c*ck on her leg, that would have given her a hint.

Did you kiss her neck, and where the bra strap goes over her shoulder? That should have enticed her son.

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 14:45
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Bill you really are sad.

I posted asking people for any ideas for Saturday afternoon trip out! I never once posted for relationship advise.

You should try it kid - you know, this dating malarky. I bet your bed sheets are like Ryvita.

mickbrown Posted on 12/03/2008 14:46
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"Did you kiss her neck, and where the bra strap goes over her shoulder? That should have enticed her son."

Whoa, what do you want the son involved for? Animal!

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:48
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Yeh, i did all that, she seemed well up for it with the heavy breathing and that. Im very good (usually) at getting my end away on even a first date with those old chesnuts, works 99% of the time. Which is why im almost sure it must be red week.

TBH was considering just asking her outright, but as i have said before i do like her so am prepared to wait (a little while!)

Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 14:48
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Whats that Ponce? Hard and crisp?

*sN*****s*

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 14:49
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Exactly Evil.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:50
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Whats that ponce? Rough and Dry?

*sN*****s more*

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 14:51
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No, thats not its sheets its his bell end.

Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 14:51
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FFS Mick [:(]

Fabio what were you going to say?

"Can I bone you then or what love?"

Just entice her after a few dates, and now the suspense has built up, can i recommend you take my original advice!

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 14:52
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I wondered when his simple groupie would be along to gratify him.

Ponce, you made yourself look like a right soppy C***. 'She's older than me' 'I think she's special' 'She could be the one' etc, etc.

'Kid?'

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 14:52
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4 for a tenner if you need...

need some notice though so i can speak to the lad.

Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 14:54
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4 for 8 quid on the net, called kamagra, next day delivery son!

Im not a groupie Bill, just saw an opportunity, and I took it.

Im glad I did, as that was the best you could retort with.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:54
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4 what for a tenner ponce? eh?!

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 14:56
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I think the fact that you needed an explanation of his comment made you look even simpler.

VodkaByName Posted on 12/03/2008 14:56
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Hey PP its gone a bit quiet with your lass - you travelled up her marmite motorway?!?!

[:D]

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 14:58
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Vinny could you please explain his comment to me? i have absolutly no idea!

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 15:03
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I'm not a man to kiss and tell Vodka.

But things are going well so far.

Bill - I have the thread here - Linked.

I never once said that she was special etc. I said I felt strange, as it is unusual for me to meet someone who i generally get on with and have that connection with. AND "who could make me hang the boots up" One day you will understand... You are going along with your life and all of a sudden something stops you in your tracks. She is gorgeous!

So - Yes I said she was older - If that makes me Soppy the excuse me.

I never said I think she's the one. Its far to early to make such a statement. But she has totally turned my head. Understandable given the situation [:)]

I suggest you get the full understanding of what you are talking about before making wild accusations without substantiation.

I can sense a bit of sadness in your words - understandable given that your admiration of me makes me the closest thing you have felt to love.




Link: ...

VodkaByName Posted on 12/03/2008 15:05
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Good news - just thought it wasn't like you to have gone so quiet....[;)]

I'm in love with my partner by the way.....not you and your flip flops [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 15:07
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Haha - I've been quiet for a week or so really...

Don't worry I don't do blind dates anyway.

flar Posted on 12/03/2008 15:09
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Fabio - Just take the Flar two tier approach:

1. BANG! Invite her to butterfly World

2. BANG! Tell her hair flows like a Caribbean waterfall...

And Roberts your mothers brother!

GroggySlaggySmoggy Posted on 12/03/2008 15:16
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Fabio, yer must have knackers like a roof-tilers nail-bag by now.A game of hide the sausage is required ASAP.If she's that nice you can always gargle her period anyway. Ha ha

flar Posted on 12/03/2008 15:17
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groggy you old charmer

Dr_Evil Posted on 12/03/2008 15:17
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*pukes*

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 12/03/2008 15:19
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Flar - How about meeting up for a pint before the arsenal game and you can 'school' me?

flar Posted on 12/03/2008 15:27
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Nah you're okay mate.

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 15:40
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It's not admiration, flower.

I actually just find your narcissistic conceitedness a little bit cringeworthy.

ExSqueezeMe Posted on 12/03/2008 15:41
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And I h8 da way he luvs imself to!

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 16:43
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Of course you do Bill...

Hence why you never seem to respond to any of my threads or my contributions to others...

Is there a yawning face?

Critical_Bill Posted on 12/03/2008 16:45
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...not to mention your irksome comments about tradesmen.

PinkPonce Posted on 12/03/2008 16:50
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Haha you don't give up do you!!

What is it you want Bill??

Autograph? Photograph?

Algarve Posted on 13/03/2008 11:26
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Think the Villa draw interupted this, but we need to know, have you boned her yet ?

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/03/2008 11:27
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Not since sunday morning.

Oh sorry.

VodkaByName Posted on 13/03/2008 11:29
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Not since Sunday morning - poor show Dr Evil.....

[:D]