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Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:08
Updated 'Gay List'

In honour of Lisbonlegend, I feel the Gay List needs updating.

Here's a few from the original to get things started. Feel free to add/amend as necessary, it's been a good 5 years since the last update.

Football club: Queen of the South
Shoes: slip-ons of any variety
Food: scampi
Car: VW Beetle
Animal: flamingo

Bandy Posted on 03/09/2010 13:10
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white jeans

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:11
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lipstick

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 03/09/2010 13:11
Updated 'Gay List'

TV Programme Loose Women

Bandy Posted on 03/09/2010 13:12
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manbags

MarlonD Posted on 03/09/2010 13:13
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checked shirts buttoned right up

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:13
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bumbags (fannybags)

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 03/09/2010 13:14
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having sex with botters [:D]

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:14
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removal of body hair

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:15
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checked skirts

Bandy Posted on 03/09/2010 13:15
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ordering a white wine in a pub

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:16
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or a Shandy

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:16
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ordering any wine in a pub.

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:16
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getting shagged up the arse by a bloke [xx(]

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:17
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Ordering a white wine in a pub, in white jeans.

bobby_pastrami Posted on 03/09/2010 13:17
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Espedrils.

Bandy Posted on 03/09/2010 13:17
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Humpty - I think red is acceptable - just

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:17
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nah bobby every XXXXXX wears them. not just gays [V]

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:18
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having a squeaky voice

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 03/09/2010 13:18
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"Humpty - I think red is acceptable - just"

Is it hell, it's as bent as it comes.

Blokes drinking wine - ffs !

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:18
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only with a meal. If you're with your mates on the razz it's unacceptable.

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:19
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Using a cubicle for a wee.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:19
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i had a mulled wine once.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:20
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a ponytail

bobby_pastrami Posted on 03/09/2010 13:20
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3 haircuts in 1.

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:21
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fake tan/sun beds

charlie_amer_fanclub Posted on 03/09/2010 13:22
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Having a car with fluffy dice, and tony & reg on top of the windscreen.

flaps Posted on 03/09/2010 13:23
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clean fingernails

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:23
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Making Lists

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 13:24
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"Men" Tennis players, its a girls game.

Bandy Posted on 03/09/2010 13:27
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wearing shades on your head

MarlonD Posted on 03/09/2010 13:27
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Skinny jeans

subbuteo_171 Posted on 03/09/2010 13:28
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Watching location, location, location.

bobby_pastrami Posted on 03/09/2010 13:28
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Wearing flip flops to a football match.

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:28
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iPads in public

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:29
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scarfs in the summer unless you're at the match.

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:29
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WiiFit

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 13:30
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A man drinking anything in a pub that is not real ale.
Girls can drink any drink except real ale.

bobby_pastrami Posted on 03/09/2010 13:30
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Going to the gym.

bobby_pastrami Posted on 03/09/2010 13:31
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Cottaging.

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:32
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Reach-arounds

BobbyG Posted on 03/09/2010 13:33
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Crying [cr]

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:33
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saying 'ooooo get you' in response to anything and everything

bobby_pastrami Posted on 03/09/2010 13:34
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Hiya!

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:34
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Arsene Wenger's mouth

BobbyG Posted on 03/09/2010 13:34
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Calling another man "a bitch" [sad]

Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:34
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talking on the phone to another bloke for more than 30 seconds

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:39
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what about kissing another man?

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/09/2010 13:40
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ANY T.V show that has vampires, werewolves, or any supernatural cack in them.



Humpty Posted on 03/09/2010 13:41
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greeting another bloke in any other manner than either a firm handshake or slap on the back.

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:42
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wearing a pink shirt

BobbyG Posted on 03/09/2010 13:42
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Having the ability to go for a drink with a woman without thinking about boning her

Libbins Posted on 03/09/2010 13:43
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wearing vests on a night out

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 03/09/2010 13:44
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" wearing shades on your head"

Guilty.[|)]

There's only about 3 photos on Facebook where I haven't either got shades on, or got them on top of my head.

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 13:45
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Thinking Alan Carr is funny.

BobbyG Posted on 03/09/2010 13:45
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Having no interest in cars and/or sport

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:45
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being in a Spice Girls tribute band

_EVO_ Posted on 03/09/2010 13:47
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Having more friends that are women than men.

Or your best friend is a woman.

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 13:48
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Going to chick flicks with your lass. Just come out of the Closet and have done with it.

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:49
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Ed Milliband

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:50
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being known as William

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/09/2010 13:53
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Badminton.

Why dont you just put dresses on dolls - that would be more manly

Libbins Posted on 03/09/2010 13:54
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scarf/t-shirt combo

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:56
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Fashion Design

charlie_amer_fanclub Posted on 03/09/2010 13:58
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having empathy and being able to cook

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 13:58
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Skipping

Razmond_HWDR Posted on 03/09/2010 13:59
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comparing nobs

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 14:03
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Clapping to Pigbag

borolad259 Posted on 03/09/2010 14:05
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Starting message board threads such as this one, or about William Hague's current plight.

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 03/09/2010 14:06
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Oooooooh, cheeky!

Bummedyermam Posted on 03/09/2010 14:10
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Shaving anywhere apart from your face.
Just for the record, this was typed in a very manly fashion.
Honest Guv`nor.

GGGG Posted on 03/09/2010 14:10
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Ordering a white wine in a pub, in white jeans while wearinga white poppy

squarewheelbike Posted on 03/09/2010 14:11
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Wine wise, got to be Rose!
Watching Soaps and SATC
"OMG thats sooooooooo" etc
Geordies with no shirts, you big gay bears
Cliff Richard (your not fooling anyone)
Having a Mac laptop... uber gay!

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 14:13
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Bumming a woman with the light off. Be honest your thinking about a man while you are doing it.

mikehunt Posted on 03/09/2010 14:14
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yoga and meditation
skinny decafs
male skin care products
silly scarfs draped round necks and bandanas
coloured glasses in loud frames
All French films
Grooming eyebrows/noses/ears before the age of 50
Sushi
Very small bottles of obscure Lager
Jewelry other than wedding rings
Badminton
Hair teased in different directions, all of them gay in themselves
Totally white shoes
Colonic irrigation
Waxing any part of the male body
Bald balls (PP - good bloke, still working at H ?)
Collarless jackets
The Feeling (the band)
Drinking halves
Watching Friends on TV and other American boy/girl sitcom w ank
Thinking women are still unfairly treated at work.
Manicures, pedicures
Ice Dancing
Herbal tea/Peppermint tea
Fulham FC
Manbags (already done, but f uck me are they gay)
French literature
Audi TT
Blow drying hair
Nail varnish and make up
Being up to speed on the relative merits of different washing materials/powders and willing to talk about it.
Cava
Actimel
Opera, yes and Ballet
Gilbert & Sullivan
Gilbert O'Sullivan
Wearing t shirts as vests to keep your shirt clean (w ankers)
Power walking
Fashionably leaving a little bit on your plate even though you'd like to finish the f ucker off



Stabilo_Boss Posted on 03/09/2010 14:15
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Not slavishly conforming to macho stereotypes

japsterboro Posted on 03/09/2010 14:16
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Mido - [^][:D][:D]

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 14:16
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Making up a fantasy that you were a male scent model posing in your underpants.

FlarPhone_Warehouse Posted on 03/09/2010 14:17
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Having an obsession about another man in his underpants (albeit a classically handsome one) ^^^


Also:

Facebook

Twitter

In fact any site on the web where you randomly chat with other people [V]

japsterboro Posted on 03/09/2010 14:19
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Scatophagy[:O][V]

r00fie Posted on 03/09/2010 14:32
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drinking decaf coffee
drinking in the bluebell[:X]

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/09/2010 14:46
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Sitting down when you have a wee

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 03/09/2010 14:46
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Feltching [:O]

r00fie Posted on 03/09/2010 14:48
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Buying Attitude magazine because McFly Naked are on the front cover.

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/09/2010 14:49
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Using conditioner on your pubic hair

r00fie Posted on 03/09/2010 14:53
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Getting worked up over who plays left - back

Getye Posted on 03/09/2010 15:14
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MarlonD " Checked shirts buttoned right up"

Havent seen me anywhere recently have you [sad]

MarlonD Posted on 03/09/2010 15:35
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That was me not bandy and if I had I'd ahve shouted 'yer botter' across the road at you.

miltonkeynesaverage Posted on 03/09/2010 15:47
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Playing rugby

Red_tiff Posted on 03/09/2010 15:49
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Guyliner [:(!]

Getye Posted on 03/09/2010 15:59
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I think i manage to pull it off like,the shirt is that orrible it puts off lads aswell as birds[^]

japsterboro Posted on 03/09/2010 16:03
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"Bro-mance"[:D]

Midosparmo Posted on 03/09/2010 16:52
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Roasting a tart as an excuse to see your team mates cocks.

Bandy Posted on 03/09/2010 16:57
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three quarter length trousers

asking a mate to rub sun lotion on your back

ordering a half lager

getting a salad for a starter

drinking tea with your little finger in the air

tight fitting t shirts

earrings

watching anything starring hugh grant or rene zellweger

buying ingredients in the supermarket that you will never use

eating a peach

necklaces or bracelets or any sort

tattoos

crossing your legs whilst sat down

having your hair blow dryed

going on facebook

reading novels

using twitter

buying accessories for your car

flip flops


jimborored Posted on 03/09/2010 17:10
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OI! Mike u cheeky fecker, nowt the matter with grooming your nose hair under the age of 50. What u want me to do plait(sp) em? [:I] ffs

Ishmael Posted on 03/09/2010 17:14
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Typing

leroy Posted on 03/09/2010 17:16
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william hague[:O]

NortonExile Posted on 03/09/2010 17:22
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Wearing sparkly earstuds. Fake tans. Steroids - trying to impress other men oo-er

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 03/09/2010 17:29
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every blubbering fanny that has ever appeared on Deal or No deal

Nuff said [B)]

borolad259 Posted on 03/09/2010 17:30
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Managing a football team of grown up "lads".

neworder Posted on 03/09/2010 17:53
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Anyone who checked all of MikeHunts list a little to closely without cracking up.

Easy Posted on 03/09/2010 17:57
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Turned up Jeans!! [ref]


Link: Gay as fck

r00fie Posted on 03/09/2010 18:40
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Having piercings in painful places[:D][^][:X]

lizardnemeth Posted on 03/09/2010 18:57
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EASY -

every picture on that page meets the criteria for bumming,

but which are 'in' and which are 'out'

1,2,4,5,6 & 7 are out

the rest will get caught doin a 'george micheal"

r00fie Posted on 03/09/2010 18:59
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Always have a few johnny`s in ya back pocket[:X]

Easy Posted on 03/09/2010 19:08
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I'd agree with that, Lizard. Not sure what No.8 is playing at like... [ref]

His Mrs on wind up, surely! 'Yeah you look dead cool love' she said as he walked out the door...

TeessideCleveland Posted on 03/09/2010 23:55
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How is the LibDem Laws these days?

Rooster Posted on 03/09/2010 23:59
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small dicks

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 06/01/2011 12:45
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Poof!

IMUK Posted on 06/01/2011 13:03
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Oh dear, think I must be partially gay after reading all these! [|)]

ItsMe Posted on 06/01/2011 13:55
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Drinking spunk from someones knackers through a cock shaped straw [xx(]

sasboro1 Posted on 06/01/2011 14:23
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pink jumpers

Minge_Magnet Posted on 06/01/2011 14:24
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Umbrellas
Wellies
Flip flops AT ANY TIME
Sandals

Minge_Magnet Posted on 06/01/2011 14:25
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Wearing your watch on the inside of your wrist.

sasboro1 Posted on 06/01/2011 14:39
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bright coloured t-shirts

Bernie_is_banned Posted on 06/01/2011 14:40
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Shaving your balls then going on a messageboard to discuss it with other men.

Metroman Posted on 06/01/2011 14:41
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White Leather Settee's

Boromart Posted on 06/01/2011 14:44
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shat, I've done/worn/bought (edit 12, not 22, I mistyped) throughout my life, I must be a right puff.

Although to be if I don't groom my ear hair then it will hang down to my shoulders within about 4 months and my wife bought me the manbag.

Come on be honest how many have you done/bought/owned...

sasboro1 Posted on 06/01/2011 14:46
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tight tops despite having manboobs and nipple erection

Dan_Ashcroft Posted on 06/01/2011 15:03
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You've obviously got someone in mind there, sas?

oooooo Posted on 06/01/2011 15:05
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Having lists of gay items to hand.

Minge_Magnet Posted on 06/01/2011 15:09
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Anything to do with Glee

Woodgate Posted on 06/01/2011 15:14
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Jls Style tops(the ones that show of your chest), shopping in top man, wearing fake tan, straightening your hair, checked shirts buttoned all the way up, baggy hats worn with skinny jeans, skateboards that aren't used, plimsols.

Ian_Bairds_Ears Posted on 06/01/2011 15:53
Updated 'Gay List'

yoga and meditation
skinny decafs
male skin care products
silly scarfs draped round necks and bandanas
coloured glasses in loud frames
All French films
Grooming eyebrows/noses/ears before the age of 50
Sushi
Very small bottles of obscure Lager
Jewelry other than wedding rings
Badminton
Hair teased in different directions, all of them gay in themselves
Totally white shoes
Colonic irrigation
Waxing any part of the male body
Bald balls (PP - good bloke, still working at H ?)
Collarless jackets
The Feeling (the band)
Drinking halves
Watching Friends on TV and other American boy/girl sitcom w ank
Thinking women are still unfairly treated at work.
Manicures, pedicures
Ice Dancing
Herbal tea/Peppermint tea
Fulham FC
Manbags (already done, but f uck me are they gay)
French literature
Audi TT
Blow drying hair
Nail varnish and make up
Being up to speed on the relative merits of different washing materials/powders and willing to talk about it.
Cava
Actimel
Opera, yes and Ballet
Gilbert & Sullivan
Gilbert O'Sullivan
Wearing t shirts as vests to keep your shirt clean (w ankers)
Power walking
Fashionably leaving a little bit on your plate even though you'd like to finish the f ucker off


Jesus...Gilbert O Sullivan!!!!!!!!!! Ive been to see him....

[:O]

Im taking a long hard look at myself...

Naturally

[smi]

sasboro1 Posted on 06/01/2011 15:57
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sounds like Ian_Bairds_Ears has issues [:D]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 06/01/2011 15:59
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Brokeback Mountain

willy watching in public bogs

Louie Spence

in any order

[:D]

Ian_Bairds_Ears Posted on 06/01/2011 16:01
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sasboro1..... "why is it you must be so very cruel to me...in order to be kind"


[smi]


atomicloonybin Posted on 06/01/2011 16:03
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Snoods. Especially on footballers. Yes you, Jason.

BarnesBoroFC Posted on 06/01/2011 16:04
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Has anyone added Louis Spence.

Urban_Legend Posted on 31/03/2011 21:20
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Inflatable bananas.

TurnbullsCans Posted on 31/03/2011 21:32
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Espresso

boromike85 Posted on 31/03/2011 23:29
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Remembering peoples Brthdays and getting them a card

TurnbullsCans Posted on 31/03/2011 23:33
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Leather wristbands, probably bought from Diesel for 80

mikeyyyy Posted on 31/03/2011 23:36
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wearing tight leather trousers singing it's raining men