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Anonymous-Hero Posted on 20/03/2010 18:16
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

If I can, how do I do it ? Whenever he speaks it fu*king deafens me, he practically screams down the mic. [:(!]

willie_falconer Posted on 20/03/2010 18:18
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

I TOTALLY AGREE ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [^]

We should have a poll, should mark page go along with pigbag?

tom_mate Posted on 20/03/2010 18:18
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

His music collection is embarassing.

wowee_zowee Posted on 20/03/2010 18:26
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

interview questions...

1) have you got a load of crap records?
2) can you talk sh!te?
3) can you irritate the frig out of 20000 people all at the same time?

aye... when can i start?

Anonymous-Hero Posted on 20/03/2010 18:29
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

When can i, i asked 1st [sad]

Jon77 Posted on 20/03/2010 18:44
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

Me Mark Page should be the first out of the door (non playing side) as soon as the season is over.

Whilst he is doing his half time stuff during the last home game of the season someone should put all of his things in a cardboard box, take them out in to the car park and drive over them 20 times. Then go back in and lock the door to his office (if he has one) and change the lock then get security to 'remove' him from the stadium.

istinitboro Posted on 20/03/2010 19:44
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

Don't like the preek at all.Correct me if I am wrong,I think he had a phone in on the radio in the early eighties.If the same gadge,a total tool.

redisameancolour Posted on 20/03/2010 19:50
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

20,000 people ? we talking about 2 matches in a row ?

Anonymous-Hero Posted on 20/03/2010 19:58
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

Here he is, the man himself


Link: Mark

intheblood Posted on 20/03/2010 20:53
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

Funny you should ask that anon,I said at the game today i wonder what he does for a living.

Anonymous-Hero Posted on 20/03/2010 20:55
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

We are probably daft enough to give him enough to live off [cr]

Wilf Posted on 20/03/2010 21:49
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

Man's an R sole. Always has been.[V][V][V]

smoggynorm Posted on 20/03/2010 22:40
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We really must get rid of this man and find someone who will motivate our very poor crowd and try to lift us?? How about Chubby Brown?

degsyspesh Posted on 20/03/2010 22:50
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The strange thing is that he's been around for ever and yet everyone has always been unanimously agreed that he is a complete and utter pointless annoying tool.

I've never heard a single fan say a positive word about him.

Why is he still here?

neworder Posted on 20/03/2010 22:54
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

maybe it was a dream or perhaps i was hallucinating, but i swear i heard me mark page on mickey mouse radio lanarkshire when driving home to glasgow a few years ago, what a pro.

Anonymous-Hero Posted on 21/03/2010 01:12
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

I promise I would do a better job than him [;)]

MawTheMerrier Posted on 21/03/2010 10:17
Can I apply to have Mark Pages job ?

Thank God I'm not alone.

Why is he still here? Cant stand him.

I truely believe he is part of MFC's overall stratergy to annoy fans whenever possible.

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/03/2010 10:30
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His obsession with Pigbag is somewhat embarassing. Last week, after Macdonald scored, he played it for a good while, even though the players were ready to restart. It was if we'd scored in the 94th minute and won the game, not the 74th minute with 20 minutes still left to play.

Also, when the teams have run out, just as the last bit of Pigbag's starting, he'll holler down the mic "HERE WE GO!!!", failing to notice that less than half the crowd join in nowadays.