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borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 10:08
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With the new exciting F1 season (or boring procession, take your pick) almost upon us, how about an FMTTM F1 league.
Pick 3 drivers. They can be from any team, and as they score points, you score points with them.
To make the choice more difficult, the points are weighted.

For Ferrari, McLaren, Mercedes and Red Bull,
you get only the points that your drivers score.

For Williams, Sauber, Torro Rosso, Force India, Renault
You get double your driver's points.

For the new teams: Virgin, Lotus, HrT etc
You get 5 times your driver's points.

Drivers disqualified for cheating in a given race should incur a 15 pt penalty.

Enter your team below, then, as the season progresses you can edit your post to update the scores....but no changing drivers.

borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 10:10
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Razmond_HWDR Posted on 08/03/2010 10:18
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dont care for the rest

speckyget Posted on 08/03/2010 10:27
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Probably cost me, but couldn't bring myself to pick that duelling scar faced German tossmonkey at Mercedes.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 10:29
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Reckon there should be a transfer window for one driver after Monaco and Budapest, though.

borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 10:31
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I thought about that Buddy, but opted against, on the grounds that it would narrow the field too much.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 10:39
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Probably, but you could take the view that someone towards the bottom of the league might take a punt on a team developing their car as the season progresses. You could also change the teams which get the 5x points if, say, Sauber are five seconds off the pace.

I'm over-complicating, aren't I?

borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 10:44
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Simple is best I think. It's good to see all the lists are different.

BoroAl Posted on 08/03/2010 10:51
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Vettel(Red Bull)

Dlyxiase dkeick ni

New driver,German,up for it.

gravyboat Posted on 08/03/2010 10:54
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I'm keen, but can I have a think first please? [smi]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 08/03/2010 11:08
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is the choice of Jezza [:D]

boro_greavsie Posted on 08/03/2010 11:11
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speckyget Posted on 08/03/2010 11:15
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I want MORE complexity. E.g., points divided by diffuser multiple - double diffuser = half points. And one off bonuses. Being forced off by Schumacher = 20 points. Being tipped for world championship by Bernie Eccleston = 25 points. Attending Max Mosely party = - 50 points.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 11:23
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Hulkenberg's at Williams. Lotus drivers are Kovaleinen and Trulli.

borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 12:06
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Actually Specky, I will add one item of complexity to the original post. Drivers caught cheating should have a penalty deduction.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 12:11
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[|)] That's RAZMOND and me screwed then

Edited even though Capy's not looking....

Pornojoefrommexico Posted on 08/03/2010 12:18
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Is someone going to administer this league?

mattrich Posted on 08/03/2010 12:20
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If you penalise the drivers for cheating nobody would have any pints, you should do what the FIA do and have a pecking order depending on the team they drive for and if they are British.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 12:22
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FIA will be different this year, I can't see Jean Todt having an allegiance to any...oh...

Vosene Posted on 08/03/2010 12:27
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very tough this year.
I fancy Force india to do well, had a very quick car in testing, may throw up a few suprises.
Vettel Strong too and webber + kobiashi,
jeez dunno.
BTW its gonna be an excellent season

Eh here goes.

BoroAl Posted on 08/03/2010 12:39
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Force India have to show reliability,which is and has been a problem.Top 4
Maclaren,Ferrari,Red Bull,Williams

Vosene Posted on 08/03/2010 12:41
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Force india were decent last year aand are running a decent car, just been on the F1 site and ut mentions that FI have not had to make any cuts this year in personall etc,
they could be one of the lead teams

mattrich Posted on 08/03/2010 12:43
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I can't see past Alonso tbh, by far the best driver out there and now at the best team, has been consistantly quick pre season and settled very quickly at ferrari, unlike Raikkonen before him. I think Jean Todt will continue like all presidents before him by punishing mclaren, i exoect their car to be declared illegal after Red Bull's complaints about the rear wing, strange how they sent an FIA inspector to visit the mclaren factory but didn't look at the offending rear wing, they decided to leave it till the start of the GP weekend, thus giving them minimal time to come up with a replacement rear wing.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 12:45
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Stirling Moss fell down a LIFT SHAFT?

That's PROPER Formula 1. Nico Rosberg would have stubbed his toe on a stair rail. Or something.

Buddy Posted on 08/03/2010 12:46
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Charlie never got there I don't think. I suspect whether it gets taken any further will depend on whether Red Bull protest it on Thursday, same as with the diffusers last year.

Vosene Posted on 08/03/2010 12:49
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You could be right Mattrich, This season has so many variables it is difficult to nail a cert, unlike previous seasons.
Last season i guessed almost correctly, had a little wager with a collegue, he fancied Ham again, i went for a brawn then the red bulls to catch up, i got the info from the F1 site. They knew the brawn would be quick because of the diffuser.
This year though, even Force India were posting red hot times in testing along with Ferrari/Maclaren, not heard of Red Bull though, but will no doubt figure strongly.

I can't wait to see how it pans out, hopefully be the best season for a long time, also the slower cars will no doubt cause some grief when lapping, add in that loony kobiashi who drives like me on gran turismo [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 13:05
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Some good answer to who administers it, well, I'm sure it will be kept hoofed throughout the season, and you update your own points tally by editing your original list.
I'll put a League Table update together each week.

Oh, and I've made a note of team selections, so no surreptitious team switches!!!

borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 20:11
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Hoof for the night shift.

bigrichardthe3rd Posted on 08/03/2010 20:12
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borolad259 Posted on 08/03/2010 20:14
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I'm amazed that you're the first with that combo Richard.

borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 12:56
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One red light is on....

Pauluka Posted on 09/03/2010 13:02
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Buddy Posted on 09/03/2010 13:05
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Interesting that only one thinks Felipe will outscore Fernando.

borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 13:06
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Good picks Paul, I'm surprised they hadn't been nabbed already as well.

Jonny_Tightlips Posted on 09/03/2010 13:07
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Pauluka Posted on 09/03/2010 13:08
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Jonny, you can't have them as I have taken them [^]

borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 13:08
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Hamilton has most followers at the moment, closely followed by Vettel.

borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 13:10
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It was bound to happen sooner or later...duplicate selections. No reason why he should change's not as though there's a big cash prize to share. You can share the Kudos.

Pauluka Posted on 09/03/2010 13:11
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I DO NOT WANT KUDOS. I want that Thai bird for myself god dammit!

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Jonny_Tightlips Posted on 09/03/2010 13:16
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its true what they say great minds think alike but it obvious that they are the three to choose the only change i would comprehend would e vettel out and trulli in but thats onli coz he's a good qualifier....

Pauluka Posted on 09/03/2010 13:17
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It can't be that obvious as no one else chose them

Vosene Posted on 09/03/2010 13:20
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look at the scoring sytem tho.
You will get double points if sutil scores ot another low team so you jsut as better off choosing a mid team who will be in the points as they will probably get as much as winners of top teams

Jonny_Tightlips Posted on 09/03/2010 13:20
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yeah but that because they are silly then isn't it....

borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 13:20
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Jonny, you can edit your list if you wish, and I'll change it here on my paper's up to you. It's only for a bit of fun.

borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 19:43
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News today is that Bridgestone's scientists have the data back from the tests, and the BMW Saubers have an advantage over the rest of the teams on their tyre wear.
Come on Kobayashi son.

speckyget Posted on 09/03/2010 19:45
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I think the it's the BMW's Reliant Robin performance that goes easy on the rubber...

MADMICK Posted on 09/03/2010 19:48
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borolad259 Posted on 09/03/2010 19:58
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That's 3 of you with that combo now.

Specky, we'll see. [:D]

MADMICK Posted on 09/03/2010 20:33
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Borolad, when you say..

"That's 3 of you with that combo now"

i hope your not including me in that are you?
I have Hamilton Vettel the Schumacher
not Hamilton Schumacher then Vettel[;)]

borolad259 Posted on 10/03/2010 10:48
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Greavsie has that combo too MM. No worries though, it won't win. [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 10/03/2010 10:50
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Here's a handy guide for anyone still thinking of entering a team.

Link: form guide

MADMICK Posted on 10/03/2010 16:33
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borolad259, your not reading what im typing are you?

I SAID....Hamilton..thats Hamilton 1st
Vettel..thats Vettel 2nd
Schumacher..thats Shumacher 3rd

spot the difference yet?[:o)][:D]

Buddy Posted on 10/03/2010 16:40
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MADMICK - you haven't read the rules, have you? Be honest and no editing, mind.

MADMICK Posted on 10/03/2010 16:43
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Buddy,ive read the rules,am i missing something like?[?]

MADMICK Posted on 10/03/2010 16:45
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Ha!..i get ya now[:I]
I was assuming it was for 1st 2nd and 3rd place not a collective of points..DOH ME![:o)][:I][:D]

MADMICK Posted on 10/03/2010 16:50
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Borolad, im changing my mind, i dont want the same as others so im going for...

borolad259 Posted on 10/03/2010 16:51
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OK Mick, I'll amend your entry here.

borolad259 Posted on 11/03/2010 13:07
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Today's F1 gossip.
It all kicks off tomorrow.

Link: F1 Gossip

borolad259 Posted on 12/03/2010 09:14
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And they're off. You can follow first practice here.
Still a day left for entries. We'll close before qualifying tomorrow.

Link: bahrain

Vosene Posted on 12/03/2010 10:38
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sutil [;)]

borolad259 Posted on 13/03/2010 10:58
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Entries now closed...qualifying about to kick off for a long season.
Not sure pole position will be so important any more....with tyre issues in the race, it could be a tortoise and hare scenario.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 13/03/2010 12:03
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1 - 7 - 8 for my choices in qualifying [^][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 13/03/2010 12:09
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No points for qualifying though JC...there's a long, hot, attritional race to go yet.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 13/03/2010 12:11
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I know but well placed for points [ref]

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Buddy Posted on 14/03/2010 13:52
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That'll be 40 points for me. Just about to see if anyone got max.

Only MADMICK once he worked the rules out. [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 14/03/2010 13:57
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Yes, got to go and do the mothers day visit now, but I'll put the first league up later, unless someone else wants to do it in the meantime.
Madmick, known for today as MaximumMick.

MADMICK Posted on 14/03/2010 14:44
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Anyone still laughing at my Planet X and The Large Hydron Collider Predictions for 2012[xx(][xx(][:D][:D]

Buddy Posted on 14/03/2010 16:39
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borolad259 Posted on 14/03/2010 17:17
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League standings after Bahrain.

Madmick 58
Pauluka 52
JohnnyTightPants 52
BigRichard3rd 46
Buddy 40
Greavsie 35
EasyB 35
Porno Joe 33
Borolad259 31
Razmond 29
Speckyget 29
Vosene 27
Jeremy Clarkson 26
Boro Al 12

I think that's right. A few will be sore about Vettel's melting exhaust pipe, and even more will be wishing they hadn't gambled on a rank outsider.
Still, there's a long way to go.

doireboro Posted on 14/03/2010 17:24
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41 for me.

MADMICK Posted on 14/03/2010 18:11
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Personaly, i think anyone who gets all thier drivers in the first 3 should be given an extra 10 points[:P][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 14/03/2010 18:24
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People who didn't read the rules properly and got a nark on with me should be forced to keep their original list!

MADMICK Posted on 14/03/2010 18:40
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borolad259, i knew everyone would want to copy my drivers list due to my prophetabillity, so the first list i put up was to throw everyone off my scent![;)][:D][:D]
(10 more points please![^][:D])

speckyget Posted on 15/03/2010 09:38
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Mr ad259 you appear to have neglected to double the heroic point scored by Rubens. By my reckoning I should be on 29. A marginal peccadillo, however could be the difference between a playoff spot and 'being Boro' at the end of the season.

borolad259 Posted on 15/03/2010 09:44
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Quite right MrGet. I shall amend the list accordingly...and there was I wondering whether the dble points would ever come into play this year.

Fine margins at play here. Mr Vosene was quite unlucky, picking two drivers whose point scoring was heavily compromised by reliability/racing incidents.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 15/03/2010 10:16
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Which one of you Bar-stewards cursed Vettels car eh eh????[:(!]

I should have put down D.ick Dastardley and Muttley [:D]

Buddy Posted on 15/03/2010 10:24
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"there was I wondering whether the dble points would ever come into play this year"

Errr...mathematically impossible for them NOT to, surely?

borolad259 Posted on 15/03/2010 10:27
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Unlikely, but not I don't think all the dble point players have been selected....but I'm being pedantic now.

Buddy Posted on 15/03/2010 10:32
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True, I wasn't thinking about those selected, just the fact that the points go down to 10th and you only have 8 "non-double-points" runners.

borolad259 Posted on 15/03/2010 10:38
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It'll be most interesting when there are wet fact, they might be the only interesting races. Then there's a better chance of DNFs amongst the top 8.
It's a good job the Red Bull is made of balsa wood, otherwise this week's race would have had no drama at all.

Buddy Posted on 15/03/2010 10:50
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That's the dichotomy of F1 though. A lot of fans go on and on about it being the pinnacle of motorsport and it shouldn't be tainted by BTCCalike reverse grids and so on, then scream merry hell when a dozen (well, ten for now) companies turn up with near-perfect pieces of machinery which don't break and go about the same speed as each other.

borolad259 Posted on 15/03/2010 10:57
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I think it will get better this season as teams push their luck more on the tyres and fuel...but it could be improved by making the tyres available less durable...say soft and supersoft only at each venue.
They should limit fuel tank size in future too...force teams into finding leaner burning solutions.

borolad259 Posted on 20/03/2010 13:41
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McLaren and Mercedes have to change their diffusers for Oz next week.
Hamilton reckons the McLaren will perform better on the less twisty bumpy circuit, and Renault have been allowed to improve their engine...which hardly seems necessary, given that the car was like XXXXXX off a shovel last week.
Anyway, all this by way of a hoof, so that I don't need to get into a tardis to retrive the thread come next weekend.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 20/03/2010 13:44
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why not add it to your favorites and hoof it that way [^]

Buddy Posted on 20/03/2010 13:46
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Shyt off a shovel that broke halfway through the job.

I think this latest diffuser thing sums up F1 perfectly. For those who don't know, it goes like this:

- holes in the diffuser increase airflow, increasing downforce and improving performance;
- bigger holes increase airflow even more;
- for this reason, holes are banned;
- except for a hole ONLY big enough to get the little starter motor tool into the engine.

So what happens? Some teams develop a starter motor the size of a dinner plate [:D]

New regulation governing the size of starter motors please FIA.....

borolad259 Posted on 20/03/2010 15:35
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Good thinking Jezza.

borolad259 Posted on 22/03/2010 21:11
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Sebastian Vettel was running out of fuel in Bahrain....probably.

Link: So says Big Ron

borolad259 Posted on 27/03/2010 08:24
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Ok, so qualifying done and dusted, and it looks as though Madmick will have a less productive week. The assumption that Hamilton will always out-qualify Button has been shown to be a false one already.
I'm hoping that those Red Bulls run out of fuel, or that Mark Webber runs Vettel off at turn 1 in an effort to win his home looks like the only way anyone else will get a look in tomorrow.
Alonso 1, Button 2, Kobayashi 8th will do me.

Interestingly, not one person picked Mark Webber for their team.

Looks like Barrichello might pick Specky a few sneaky points up again.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 27/03/2010 09:51
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I give you qualifying of 1st 4th and 7th thank you very much! Though hoping someone has put the right amount of fuel in Vettels car this week....[^]

Pos Country Driver Car Team Q1 Q2 Q3
1 germany Sebastian Vettel 5 Red Bull-Renault 1:24.774 1:24.096 1:23.919
2 australia Mark Webber 6 Red Bull-Renault 1:25.286 1:24.276 1:24.035
3 spain Fernando Alonso 8 Ferrari 1:25.082 1:24.335 1:24.111
4 great britain Jenson Button 1 McLaren-Mercedes 1:24.897 1:24.531 1:24.675
5 brazil Felipe Massa 7 Ferrari 1:25.548 1:25.010 1:24.837
6 germany Nico Rosberg 4 Mercedes GP 1:24.788 1:24.788 1:24.884
7 germany Michael Schumacher 3 Mercedes GP 1:25.351 1:24.871 1:24.927
8 brazil Rubens Barrichello 9 Williams-Cosworth 1:25.702 1:25.085 1:25.217
9 poland Robert Kubica 11 Renault 1:25.588 1:25.122 1:25.372
10 germany Adrian Sutil 14 Force India-Mercedes 1:25.504 1:25.046 1:26.036
11 great britain Lewis Hamilton 2 McLaren-Mercedes 1:25.046 1:25.184
12 switzerland Sebastien Buemi 16 Toro Rosso-Ferrari 1:26.061 1:25.638
13 italy Vitantonio Liuzzi 15 Force India-Mercedes 1:26.170 1:25.743
14 spain Pedro de la Rosa 22 BMW Sauber 1:26.089 1:25.747
15 germany Nico Hulkenberg 10 Williams-Cosworth 1:25.866 1:25.748
16 japan Kamui Kobayashi 23 BMW Sauber 1:26.251 1:25.777
17 spain Jaime Alguersuari 17 Toro Rosso-Ferrari 1:26.095 1:26.089
18 russia Vitaly Petrov 12 Renault 1:26.471
19 finland Heikki Kovalainen 19 Lotus F1 1:28.797
20 italy Jarno Trulli 18 Lotus F1 1:29.111
21 germany Timo Glock 24 Virgin Racing 1:29.592
22 brazil Lucas di Grassi 25 Virgin Racing 1:30.185
23 brazil Bruno Senna 21 Hispania Racing F1 1:30.526
24 india Karun Chandhok 20 Hispania Racing F1 1:30.613

borolad259 Posted on 28/03/2010 09:11
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Well, that couldn't have been much more of a contrast with Bahrain.

Mark Webber is a he finished that race at all, I have no idea. I think Red Bull should have the cliche "To finish first, first you have to finish" as their team motto.

Massa was very canny today. Great drive from Button, but a bit worrying to see Hamilton's toys coming out of the pram.

WIll update the league shortly.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 28/03/2010 09:28
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1st and tenth that should move me up the table [ref]

borolad259 Posted on 28/03/2010 09:54
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Madmick still heads the table, but only just, from BigRick. Boro Al was well rewarded for his faith in Kubica, who picked up double points.
There'll be a big shake up when Vettel finally gets a car that works for the duration of the race.

Madmick 93
Big Richard 91
Pauluka 72
Johnny TP 72
Borolad259 68
Razmondo 63
Buddy 60
Porno jo 56
Clarkson 52
Boro Al 48
Specky 45
Easy B 44
Greavsie 42
Vosene 35

A bit of a move from Clarkson, but still mid division. (it is a bit weird addressing you by the name of someone that I actually know JC).

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 28/03/2010 10:10
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Hurrah for me! Yes it is but Im warming to it as I am the season, it's on to Malaysia and Hopefully someone has some kind of Mechanics scouts badge at Red Bull! [^]

This is Jeremy Clarkson for the BBC in Melbourne

BoroAl Posted on 28/03/2010 11:12
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Yeah I could do with Vettel finishing a race.Preferably where he was when he had to pull out.1st.

MADMICK Posted on 28/03/2010 20:08
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"Yeah I could do with Vettel finishing a race.Preferably where he was when he had to pull out.1st."

Dummy out of the pram already AL?[:P][:D]

Its getting a bit dizzy up here lads![;)][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 28/03/2010 22:34
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Forgetting the article, the photo is great, cars pointing in the wrong direction etc

It does look, from this photo, that Michael Schumacher might have been at fault for the bump that span Alonso and hindered Button. It's amazing that Button managed to get round the outside of the chaos from that position.

Hamilton's peevishness (justified perhaps) today reminds me a little of the way Barrichello reacted to some of the Brawn pitstop calls last year, when Button was beating him. Great effor from Rubens today, again.

People questioned Button's wisdom in moving to Hamilton's team, but after this race, he has enhanced his reputation. It looks like a great judgement call now, regardless of what happens later.

Hamilton may need to watch himself. He has enjoyed a privileged position within his team, but that can easily be lost if he plays the politics badly.

Link: guardian photo

Buddy Posted on 28/03/2010 22:47
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Schumacher just got caught in the crossfire as Alonso span round. I'm not sure you could really say anyone was at fault - three into one corner just doesn't usually go.

You're right about Lewis though. I actually enquired of the television "Are you Rubens in disguise?" as he started complaining.

borolad259 Posted on 28/03/2010 23:06
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Maybe you are right about Schumacher, but he was on the outside of the three, coming from trying to stay on the track he gave Alonso nowhere to go...mind, Alonso had a terrible start.
Great race though. One of the best for a while. I'm glad there's only a week until the next race now.

borolad259 Posted on 02/04/2010 09:37
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Well, it might be a mad weekend in Sepang. Slow Ferraris (predicting a difficult weekend apparently), quick but reliably unreliable Red Bulls, McLarens out front in practice until Vettel sets pole in qualifying, rainstorms (but no ice creams) should be interesting at least.
For those with Vettel in their list, it seems that Red Bull are very concerned about having to move their mirrors inboard for safety reasons....apparently they give a performance advantage. So, they might come back to the pack a bit after China, although I read somewhere that if they continue to race with sticky out mirrors, they won't be penalised.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 02/04/2010 09:43
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"quick but reliably unreliable Red Bulls" [|)][:(!]

Im just wondering if Jenson could possibly drive a two seater car and take Vettel with him? [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 02/04/2010 09:47
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A major upgrade for Red Bull would be a towing hook under the front end.

EDIT: update is that the teams have now been given until Barcelona to bring the mirrors inboard.

borolad259 Posted on 02/04/2010 09:59
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At 4pm in Sepang today, it started raining.

BoroAl Posted on 02/04/2010 12:52
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Hey madmick,no dummy out[:D],just be happy when he gets a car that will get him round.No coincidence he was leading both times he had to leave.

Buddy Posted on 02/04/2010 13:16
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You could say it was no coincidence that his car fell apart when he was so far in front. Maybe he's driving it too hard.

BoroAl Posted on 02/04/2010 16:19
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Like another driver of a few years ago?

corabora Posted on 02/04/2010 16:27
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borolad259 Posted on 02/04/2010 16:32
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Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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Al...",just be happy when he gets a car that will get him round.No coincidence he was leading both times he had to leave."

So now you want to swap his cars performance for reliability eh!..(Vettle drops further back down the pecking order) [:P][:D]

corabora...Do One! [:(!][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 03/04/2010 10:08
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All good fun so far today. Your man Vettel sitting pretty MM.
Come on Kobayashinutter.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 03/04/2010 11:30
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3rd [:D]

8th [^]

17th [cr]

Massive points haul for me tomorrow [|)]

borolad259 Posted on 03/04/2010 11:32
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Better than my lot are looking....9th, 17th and about 20th.
My prediction is for race abandoned with Vettel winning, but only collecting half points, thus sending Mick into an apoplectic rage.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 03/04/2010 11:35
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[:D] Im up for that [ref]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 04/04/2010 09:50
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Darent tempt fate [B)]

BoroAl Posted on 04/04/2010 10:39
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points for Hulkenberg as well I think

borolad259 Posted on 04/04/2010 10:43
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A shocking day for team 259 ( I wish I'd gone with Buddy's substitution rule now...those Saubers are cack).

However, a great day for the F1 Championship...3 races, 3 winners and it's close at the top. Those Red Bulls look unstoppable

Vosene Posted on 04/04/2010 10:48
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come on 259 get those points totted up, don't forget my double bubble for sutil [;)]

borolad259 Posted on 04/04/2010 10:52
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Table will be up shortly...I'm still sulking.

borolad259 Posted on 04/04/2010 10:59
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Madmick 107
Pauluka 105
Johnny Tight 105
Big Ric 103
Boro Al 99
Vosene 88
Clarkson 81
Specky 78
Greavsie 77
Easy B 75
Razmondo 75
Borolad 259 72
Porno Joe 70
Buddy 68

BoroAl Posted on 04/04/2010 11:02
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What is the new points system?

Buddy Posted on 04/04/2010 11:14
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You watch the late season run when the Virgin cars have enough petrol [;)]

borolad259 Posted on 04/04/2010 11:19
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Buddy, we are paying for trying to make adventurous choices...we will be bringing up the rear come the season's end. Those Saubers and Virgins are woeful.
We can watch those that made safe and obvious choices romp away with it, whilst we dive off the settee in rapture when our outsiders snatch 10th place and a point.

Boro Al is the joker in the pack here. His shrewdy pick Kubica is the top scoring individual at the moment on 60 points.

Buddy Posted on 04/04/2010 11:22
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Still hope for Virgin. di Grassi was the highest placed new car today and apparently was easing right off to save fuel. When they get a proper tank at Barcelona they'll be challenging for points.


Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 04/04/2010 11:43
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Clarkson is creeping up that list [ref][:D]

BoroAl Posted on 04/04/2010 11:50
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I think Kubica and Hulkenberg are quite adventurous[^][:D][8)][;)]

borolad259 Posted on 04/04/2010 13:30
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Al, I agree. I think I'd like you to win this league for that reason.
I was fooled by the Suabers in testing. They are shyte.
Kubica could win this for you all on his own.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 04/04/2010 13:33
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[:O] Favourtism already [|)]

BoroAl Posted on 04/04/2010 14:16
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No,just bowing down to superior knowledge.Plus I have contacts in the Ferrari factory.

MADMICK Posted on 04/04/2010 16:39
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"Buddy, we are paying for trying to make adventurous choices"

While some of us stupids picked drivers that might win them the FMTTM F1 championship![:P][:D]

getting a bit close at the top now[sad]

borolad259 Posted on 17/04/2010 08:38
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So, Button out-qualifies Hamilton for the 3rd time this season.....who'd a thunk it?
The Red Bulls and Ferrari on the front again...but this might be the last race where they have an advantage. Those weird "wing" mirrors have to go from Barcelona might just bring both teams back to McLaren's pace.
None of this counts tomorrow though, because it looks like rain. So it should be another exciting race, with Hamilton going nuts trying to get to the front from down the grid.
I reckon Webber will have a real go at Vettel into the first corner as well.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 17/04/2010 09:01
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1-5-9 Having that like [ref][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 18/04/2010 07:56
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Here goes ....
When will the rain arrive?

borolad259 Posted on 18/04/2010 09:58
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That was exciting. Some brilliant driving today....and Button doesn't look like a mug for jumping to McLaren now does he?
Points table update soon.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 18/04/2010 09:59
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1st 6th 10th good job [:D][^]

watch the Clarkson move up that table [smi]

borolad259 Posted on 18/04/2010 10:29
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And the new leader is...

Big Rich 158
Pauluka 143
Johnny T 143
DaftRacist 139
Boro Al 127
Razmondo 119
Clarkson 115
Vosene 114
Borolad259 109
Specky 104
Easy B 104
Greavsie 104
Buddy 98
PornoJoe 90

MADMICK Posted on 18/04/2010 17:11
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[cr][cr][cr] the Great Anrie once sad...........I'll be Back![:(!][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 08/05/2010 14:04
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Come on now KobayashiNutter. Let's have some points.
3rd 5th and 10th on the grid for me today. That's a bleeding first.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 08/05/2010 14:08
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2nd, 5th and 6th for Jezza I fancy a good points haul this weekend [^]

bigrichardthe3rd Posted on 08/05/2010 17:03
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iam in the lead[:D]

borolad259 Posted on 08/05/2010 18:46
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You are indeed....but will you be tomorrow BigRich.
I fancy BoroAl is your danger long term.

borolad259 Posted on 09/05/2010 15:03
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These are the latest scores on the doors.

BigRich 186
Pauluka 176
JohnnyT 176
MadMick 165
Clarkson 152
BoroAl 150
Vosene 141
Razmond 141
Borolad259 137
Greavsie 131
EasyB 131
Specky 123
Buddy 116
PornoJoe 98

Hard luck to the Hamilton fans [:D]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 10/05/2010 08:11
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You see Im creeping up that leaderboard [^][:D][ref][ref][ref]

borolad259 Posted on 10/05/2010 08:22
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Now those Saubers are getting their act together, I shall be chasing you up there sharpish.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 10/05/2010 08:23
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Which car is Duncan Norville driving? [:D]

speckyget Posted on 10/05/2010 10:07
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I'm creeping steadily downwards. Seduced by the double points for crap teams offer. Bloody Rubens and his gravel. Bloody Hamilton and his bloody puncture - check your tyres before setting off on a long journey you young idiot. Haven't you read the bloody Highway Code?

borolad259 Posted on 10/05/2010 10:10
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Thank heavens for Porno Joe eh? I don't think you are in any danger of sinking below him.

I think Rubens will score ok for you when they get the car right.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 10/05/2010 10:11
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Mystic Speckyget [:D]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 16/05/2010 08:16
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3rd 7th and 8th in qualifying Im notr expecting much from Monaco to be fair.

Though there is a good chance of rain so fingers crossed [ref]

on the plus side Im so pleased I havent got Alonso [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 09:07
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ALonso will be carving his way through to some points, don't you worry.
We need rain for sure, or a big pile up into turn 1.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 16/05/2010 09:20
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Big Pile up which Vettel, Button and Schuey drive majestically around and avoid [;)]

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 13:09
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Oh shoite

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 16/05/2010 15:10
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Bloody Button and his air ducts, I dont think that has done me as much harm as I thought it would mind [;)][:P]

Vosene Posted on 16/05/2010 17:00
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hoof for the scores !

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 17:36
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Here are the scores....coming up

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 17:39
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JohnnyT 212
Pauluka 212
Big Richard 204
BoroAl 198
MadMick 195
Vosene 177
Clarkson 170
Greavsie 159
EasyB 159
Razmond 151
Specky 151
Borolad259 145
Buddy 134
PornoJoe 120

Vosene Posted on 16/05/2010 17:45
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BoroAl Posted on 16/05/2010 18:12
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Beenout all day.How did it finish?[^][:D]

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 18:13
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It finished with Kubica in 3rd, as well you know.
I wonder if anyone followed Buddy's advice and backed him for a podium place at 5-1.

BoroAl Posted on 16/05/2010 20:33
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Ok Bob was 3rd where were Seb and Nico

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 20:41
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Seb 2nd Hulk crashed.

I have revised the table to account for the Schumacher penalty.

BoroAl Posted on 16/05/2010 20:43
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Seriuosly tho' borolad i have been out all day.I only caught the last 16 overs of the 20/20

borolad259 Posted on 16/05/2010 20:50
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It's all here Al

Link: report, standings etc

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 29/05/2010 13:04
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3-4-5 qualifying for Jezza could be a few more scores on the doors this weekend [:D][^]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 30/05/2010 09:46
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hoof or vrooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!

as it is raceday [^]

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 09:49
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Yes, I'm quite excited that Kobayashinutter might score a point. Its a bit strange to find that he out qualified Alonso.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 30/05/2010 10:16
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I need some points today [^]

Buddy Posted on 30/05/2010 10:53
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Massive carnage at Turn 1, I reckon, which Timo neatly avoids by starting from the pit lane.

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 10:54
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Ah, you have been strangely silent on F1 matters of late old fruit.
I think you might be right about turn 1 though...not exactly known for restraint, Hamilton and Webber.

Buddy Posted on 30/05/2010 11:03
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The only issue I have with Lewis and Mark taking each other off is that it will no doubt lead to mini-Michael running off and hiding again. And as much as I thought he was a refreshing change a couple of years back, he's starting to get on my nerves now.

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 11:04
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I reckon the Red Bulls will knack their tyres,
or their brakes will melt or something.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 30/05/2010 11:08
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Dont say that Vettels one of mine [sad]

BoroAl Posted on 30/05/2010 11:14
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As long as thr Renault wins eh?[^][:D][:P][smi][;)]

Buddy Posted on 30/05/2010 12:59
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Wrong Virgin starting from the pit lane [rle]

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 14:05
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WTF???? [:D]

Genghis_Khan Posted on 30/05/2010 14:08
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borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 14:11
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Vettel appeared to be suggesting that Webber is a nutter. [:D]

BoroAl Posted on 30/05/2010 14:16
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Vettel=pillock for that.[V][:(!][:(][DFS]

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 14:33
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borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 15:21
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Here are the scores on the FMTTM F1 League doors.

Big Richard 251
Pauluka 247
JohnnyT 247
MadMick 230
BoroAl 214
Razmon 206
Jezza 200
Greavsie 196
Easy B 196
Specky 176
Borolad259 169
Buddy 163
PornoJoe 151

headandshoulders Posted on 30/05/2010 17:12
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have I been disqualified or something?

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 30/05/2010 17:15
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Its states in the rules no shampoo's [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 18:25
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Shampoos are banned substances.

headandshoulders Posted on 30/05/2010 18:41
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a 10 point penalty I can take,but a ban?
your like mosely......

borolad259 Posted on 30/05/2010 18:53
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Oswald Mosely?

headandshoulders Posted on 30/05/2010 19:02
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we need a stewards enquiry!

come on max, play the game!

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 12/06/2010 09:05
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Max Mosley vroooooooooooom as its qualifying day in Canada [:D]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 13/06/2010 09:35
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3rd, 5th and a poor showing from Schuey makes me think it aint gonna be good Canadian one for Jezza, here is hoping for a coming together in the first corner [^]

borolad259 Posted on 13/06/2010 09:42
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ANything can happen there...Hamilton, Webber and Vettel into T1 should be fun. I could do with all three of them falling off.

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 14/06/2010 07:51
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Are we not doing this anymore?

Where is my bloody points?[:O]

borolad259 Posted on 14/06/2010 08:00
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Big Richard 309
Pauluka 293
JT 293
Razmond 249
BoroAl 238
Greavsie 233
Easy B 233
Clarkson 230
Specky 213
Buddy 203
Borolad259 200
Porno 176

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 14/06/2010 08:08
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Go Jezza Go Jezza Go Jezza [ref]

Picks dummy back up [smi]