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Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:18
I'm A Sex Addict

There, I have said it!

Daz, before you post. I did say addict and not pest. Thanks

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 11:18
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Thanks for letting us know [^]

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:19
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I needed to tell someone. It's hard work. Sadly I can't afford the Priory [V]

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 11:24
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That would explain the need to knock one out on my sofa then! [:D]

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:31
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Exactly [^]

It's an addiction. It can't be helped

sasboro1 Posted on 03/12/2009 11:32
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how do you manage at a match for 90 minutes?

onthemap Posted on 03/12/2009 11:32
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The innocence of youth, you'll go blind.

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:32
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I said sex addict not vvank addict

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 11:36
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How do 'ugly sex addicts' manage to get by if they are too ugly to get a shag?

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:36
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Do a FAO Bororedaz. He might be able to answer that

Raoul_Duke Posted on 03/12/2009 11:39
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If you and Michael Douglas were locked together in a room, who'd crack first? [?]

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 11:40
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They'd crack each other off.

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:43
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I think you need to be a sex addict to understand. It's actually eating me up

Raoul_Duke Posted on 03/12/2009 11:44
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I don't know what Pauluka looks like, but he'd have to have a 10 times a day heroin type addiction to go anywhere near the crumple-faced greaser Michael Douglas

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:46
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And he's a bloke, I have never proclaimed to be an arse bandit FFS

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 11:47
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You need to go 'cold turkey' mate. Try getting married

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:47
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That's the problem Daz, I would just go elsewhere looking for it

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 11:47
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So apparently a Sex Addict = A puff who w*nks a lot?

Learn summat new on this site every day!

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:48
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No, you were saying about me and Michael Douglas. Why the foook would he interest me, he's a bloke. My addiction is with women. Lots of them

Raoul_Duke Posted on 03/12/2009 11:49
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"And he's a bloke, I have never proclaimed to be an arse bandit FFS"

Fair enough. Just these addictions can get pretty desperate, those smackheads even go as far as stealing fivers out of their Nana's purse I've heard.

Good luck anyway, the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 11:50
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Raoul, Pauluka is the one 3rd from the left, wearing the glasses.


Link: Pauluka the sex pest

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:51
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Some people would consider it a good problem, I did at one point in time. But now I can't stand the problem.

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:52
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OTM. HAHAHA class

Just for the record that's not me

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 11:52
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I did wonder in the pub the other night when you said you would "do" Big Betha the Barmaid [V]

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 11:53
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And I would have flar

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 11:53
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Its a bit like 'thick kids' from the 70s now knowing about their learning disorders. In the 70s there was no such thing as a sex addict. You would just have been classed as a cheating, disrespectful male slut.
How times change

onthemap Posted on 03/12/2009 11:53
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Just shut down the pc and get some fresh air, walking is good, it'll take your mind off pornhub.

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 11:56
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built for comfort rather than speed her like

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 11:57
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Why does Clarkey look like a vampire on that pic?

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 11:58
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[:D]

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:00
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"Why does Clarkey look like a vampire on that pic?"

You mean that pic is actually genuine posters off here? I thought it was just a randon photo of some Geeks that he found on the web!!!

sasboro1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:01
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good photo, lisbon must be struggling to stand up or stuck in a hole

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:01
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send me that photo Dan, I cant see it on here

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:02
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bogey, they're all posters from here

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 12:03
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On your email, Leigh.

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:03
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Name the names then Pauluka - give us all a laugh [:D]

one_man_clique Posted on 03/12/2009 12:03
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I don't reckon there's such a thing. I'm guessing you've just lost your virginity and are getting a bit carried away with your first experience.

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:04
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Don't worry flar you aint on it. Must have been a boro match or after 9.30pm

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:05
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[:D]

buttermyarse Posted on 03/12/2009 12:05
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Come on then Pauluka,put the names to the faces....[^]

MarlonD Posted on 03/12/2009 12:06
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That photo is quite disturbing.


The whole lot look like they've broken out of the Nonce wing.

BTW pauluka is the one with a head shaped like a King Edward.

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:06
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"Don't worry flar you aint on it. Must have been a boro match or after 9.30pm"

Put your handbag down Frankie.

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:07
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[:D] Marlon, daft lad!

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:07
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That doesnt help much Marlon - they all look like spuds

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:07
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bogey [:D]

onthemap Posted on 03/12/2009 12:10
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Left to right:

Tim nice but dim, ET boy, Eric Morecambe Spongebob, Dusty Springfield, an egg.

MarlonD Posted on 03/12/2009 12:10
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The four in the middle from left to right are -

pauluka, Lisbon, flar, evil

I don't know the two on the outside although I have met them at a clinic somewhere before.

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:10
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If thats not an old photo Pauluka, it's about time you got a new jacket like

boro_greavsie Posted on 03/12/2009 12:10
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pauluka u remind me of him off ideal [:o)]


Link: bbc3 show ideal

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:11
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I thought flar was supposed to be "classically handsome"?

DrBuck Posted on 03/12/2009 12:12
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Pauluka, I could link you up with MrsBuck she has the same problem. I posted about it quite a while back and got a similar unsympathetic response.

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:13
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Im not on that photo but Im sure the guy with the glasses is MarlonD

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:13
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Paulukas the one with spunkstains on his jacket. The clue is in the thread title

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:13
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FFS

From left to right

Fonz, Grantus, Maxter, Lisbon, Moi, Maidenhead_Red

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:13
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Daz, that jacket is in the bin [^]

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 12:14
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Flar isn't on there.

from left to right,

Fonze, Grantus, Maxter, Lisbon, Pauluka, Maidehead-Red

This was from last years Christmas do I think, I missed out on it....shame like!

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:14
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It's obvious that people are too ashamed to put their names to their faces - understandable like with a few of them faces [^]

sasboro1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:14
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who has a xmas do at a tube station?

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:15
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It was taken 2 years ago Dan. And it's not Wokingmassive. See above

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:15
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"Tim nice but dim, ET boy, Eric Morecambe Spongebob, Dusty Springfield, an egg."

ABSOLUTELY PMSL!!!

Tim nice but dim

and ET BOY!!! [:D][:D][:D]

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:15
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Read above bogey. I have named them

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 12:16
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Just realised.....and edited!

Was it the night when Maxter was doing shots of wax?

We'll take an updated one on Saturday!

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:16
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Grantus really is a scruffy chunt isn't he? I thought it was just a little joke

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:16
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"who has a xmas do at a tube station?" - peope who are too ugly to get in anywhere else

onthemap Posted on 03/12/2009 12:17
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I thought Grantus was a yuppy ffs! His heads trying to escape.

Holgate_Hero_7 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:17
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how come grantus' neck is wider than his head ffs?! [:D]

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:25
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Pauluka - was the one strange looking one third from the left actually on the night out with you, cos he looks like a passer by who sneaked into the team photo!

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:27
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LOL!!

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:28
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Fonz looks like he could be on a field visit with his patients

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 12:34
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bogey [:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 12:34
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HAHAHA, what a bunch of charvers!![:D]

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:35
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'Euston, We have a problem!'

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 12:35
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You genuinely are a bunch of ugly B**tards aren't you?

If i ever see you on the tube I'll push you under the train.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 12:37
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Nice one![ref]

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:39
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"If i ever see you on the tube I'll push you under the train."

Haven't they stopped Grantus and his type hanging around the tubes?

onthemap Posted on 03/12/2009 12:39
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Grantus won't post for a month.

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:40
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Grantus is allowed back on the tube now - apparantly its a Safety measure, he helps keep the bombers away!

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:42
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Just got a message from Rob - the username Grantus has just became available if anyone would like it [^]

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:43
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Emerson - why do you care how ugly or otherwise they are?

I can smell a whiff of lavendar...

bororeddaz Posted on 03/12/2009 12:44
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[rle] Shame Keo is dead

one_man_clique Posted on 03/12/2009 12:51
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[:D] I honestly thought you lot were in your early twenties with the way you carry on. And that poster next to Pauluka is spot on for him.

Grantus has a head like a garden pea.


Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 12:52
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Here's another poster who appears to be a sex addict....


Link: I wonder who that could be..

Holgate_Hero_7 Posted on 03/12/2009 12:53
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seriously what the fukk is wrong with grantus' head?

is he disabled?

i feel bad for ripping the pish out of him all the time now [sad]

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:53
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send me that picture lisbone...

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 12:54
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Mufflar

because when I tell people that i come from Middlesbrough, this is what they see.

No wriggle room for me to say how great the place is when this bunch of sex pests are hanging round the tubes looking for some upskirt action. [^]

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 12:57
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So would you prefer a bunch of handsome guys? what would you like them to wear?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 12:58
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Definitely a smell of lavendar, flar.[rle]

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 13:00
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It's not so much my desire for them to be handsome as it is my disinclination for them to look like a bunch of special kids with vainy cheeks and very strong hugs.

I'm from Boro meeeeeeeee

Retards

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:01
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Do you putt from the rough mate?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 13:01
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Yep, emerson is the only gay in the village, poor lad.[rle]

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 13:02
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Not so far chief but never say never eh?

Ironic really because your little whimpers for the gentlemen in question are giving me suspicions also.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 13:03
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I think EMerson is after a bit of London c_ock.[rle]

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:03
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Not really mate, I just judge lads on their character rather than how pretty they are.

Call me old fashioned...

Pauluka Posted on 03/12/2009 13:03
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Lisbon, do you still have that blouse you borrowed off me? Just that I wanted to wear it for the match on Saturday

Cheers

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:04
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I think he's after boarding the Maxter Express...

buttermyarse Posted on 03/12/2009 13:05
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'Euston, We have a problem!'[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][^][^][^]

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 13:06
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[:D]

Very defensive boys. Very defensive indeed.

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:09
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Im classically handsome Emerson, it doesnt bother me!

In fact, you would probably want to bum me if you saw my photo!

Evil Posted on 03/12/2009 13:10
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Flar where have you got this classically handsome idea from?

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 13:11
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As i said pal never say never.

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:12
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Its what a number of prominent posters have told me Evil.

Hollywood Handsome and A more classy version of Ben Affleck as well but I prefer CH [^]


Evil Posted on 03/12/2009 13:14
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Did Lisbon tell you this early one morning?

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 13:14
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Flar to be fair a lot of posters have also called you a cock on a number of occasions but you dont keep going on about that [ref]

GillZean Posted on 03/12/2009 13:15
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[^][^]

Evil Posted on 03/12/2009 13:15
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He s not as much of one off the board Bogey

buttermyarse Posted on 03/12/2009 13:16
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I didnt realise that Pauluka would be such an old "Chubster"[:D]Phil Mitchells doppelganger.... [;)]

mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:16
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Cheers Evil, you old softie...

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 13:20
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Flar I have to dash out for now but will be back about 6. in the meantime it would be good of you to clarify if you and lisbon are 'special' friends.

Or does Lisbon often lick your arse like a young puppy?

Flar: 'do you putt from the rough mate'
Lisbon 'he's the only gay in the village'


mufflar Posted on 03/12/2009 13:21
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You are really going for a vvank arent you Emersons!

Evil Posted on 03/12/2009 13:25
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Thats a bit weird.

toxic_bob Posted on 03/12/2009 13:26
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Emmerson's Dong is getting into a right old lather over these London c*ck-knockers.

bogey1 Posted on 03/12/2009 13:28
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Emmersons_DONG is Grantus's new username - he's fighting back!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 13:34
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Poor Emmersons, if only he could join the CockKnockers...


Link: EmmersonsDong

toxic_bob Posted on 03/12/2009 13:35
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To be fair, he's a bit too good looking

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 13:36
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Exactly bob, he's classically handsome.[^]

towz Posted on 03/12/2009 13:41
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gran-night of the living dead-tus. Hahaha. Class[^]

Holgate_Hero_7 Posted on 03/12/2009 13:44
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is the geggy pervert at the back roofus? [:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 13:54
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[:D]

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 13:59
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When was that picture of me taken, Lisbon?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 14:00
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Oh, is that you, wait til the other classics come out. [;)]

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 14:01
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I have plenty of you, don't worry!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 14:02
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I doubt that very much![ref] Oh and you got me evicted![:(!]

one-two-many Posted on 03/12/2009 14:04
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What's that got to do with it?

Holgate_Hero_8 Posted on 03/12/2009 14:06
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Can I join your gang please?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 14:06
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Abolutely nothing, just thought I'd mention it.[;)]

Holgate_Hero_7 Posted on 03/12/2009 14:24
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steady on HH8 i havent been banned yet! [:D]

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/12/2009 14:28
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That picture, the one second from the left looks like a spitting image puppett.

Holgate_Hero_8 Posted on 03/12/2009 17:24
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FFS

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 03/12/2009 22:04
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Credit where its due Lisbon.... Cracking picture.

It does seem quite homoerotic this thread. people seem fixated with being bent.

I'm yet to deny having gay tendancies.

Still back to my original point...they are a bunch of ugly XXXXXXers aren't they?

Warwick_Hunt Posted on 03/12/2009 22:21
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Isn't Grantus supposedly from Stokesley - looks more like he's from Skinningrove or Carlin How on that pic.

Holgate_Hero_9 Posted on 03/12/2009 22:23
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[:D] warwick

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/12/2009 22:24
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Yes emmersons they are, stick your photo up then so we can see what real beauty is.[ref]

kazza Posted on 03/12/2009 22:58
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Still back to my original point...they are a bunch of ugly XXXXXXers aren't they?


think they look normal[^]

BURWELL_BORO Posted on 03/12/2009 23:03
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Queers!! [|)]

grantus Posted on 03/12/2009 23:15
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Hehe - I didn't open this thread as Pauluka's afflictions are his business, but as it kept going and I'm not at work I did. Imagine my surprise [^]

Yes that's me and the rest on our way to Camden on the lash, taken with my camera, december 2007.

and thanks for all the compliments, kids. It's great to be in the company of so many people who never take a bad photo or ever pull a silly face for the camera.

To be fair, we are a bunch of ugly gets like.

[:D]

grantus Posted on 03/12/2009 23:36
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Well, I'm not a spoilsport - so there you go.


Link: He's not drinking wax, is he?

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 04/12/2009 00:47
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Warwick [;)]

Fabios_porkpie_provider Posted on 04/12/2009 02:30
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Seeing that photo towards the top of the thread made me laugh, relly really laugh! - by the way Lisbon talks in his 'i drink beer and have loads of money and am succesful and anyone who questions me is jealous or on the dole and i have loads of cybergeek mates on here who will back me up' threads i always assumed he was just a spotty teenager! Oh how i chuckled when i saw that he is an actual grown up! deary deary deary me. Funny how photos change your perception of people's arguments/opinions.I honestly thought he was a 'look at me, look at me' 6th former!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 04/12/2009 06:09
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Fabio, this is a messageboard, somewhere were it is ok to spout endless reams of crap out of character with people you never meet. If you believe that the person I come across as on here is what I am in real life then you must have just come out of secondary school or aren't the brightest.[:D]


Halle_Burton Posted on 04/12/2009 06:54
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Best thread for ages but what proper blokes sup pironi ffs,

Ive looked at them photo,s a few times with a chuckle[^]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 04/12/2009 07:03
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Here's one of RnandyGrandad, why should he escape.[^]


Link: RandyGrandad

Emmersons_DONG Posted on 04/12/2009 08:44
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[cr][cr][cr][cr][cr][cr]

Part of the 'Classically Handsome Gang'


Link: Momma....You been baaaadddddd!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 04/12/2009 08:47
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Cant view that as I have forgotten my dongle. I've put a semi naked photo on that site so you can get your rocks off over me Emmersons as I know you want to.[^]

borolad259 Posted on 04/12/2009 09:13
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Funny pictures...especially that one grantus posted with all the beery man love...though why is Pauluka sucking Grantus' brains out of his ears?
Good to see posters who aren't ashamed of who they are.

Pauluka Posted on 04/12/2009 09:30
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I was whispering him sweet nothings. He likes that

grantus Posted on 04/12/2009 09:36
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Hey, stop it yoou.[:I]