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Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:29
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Where is he?

Is he out-camping the stewards on his flight home?

Sea_Harrier Posted on 30/10/2009 15:33
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I hope flar knocks the stupid, infantile and narcissistic cnt into the middle of next week.[^]

SoSmo Posted on 30/10/2009 15:34
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What have I missed now?

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:35
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It's embarassing to see him trying to occupy the moral high ground.

He boasts of being the board celebrity, when infact his appearance on the board was spawned out of him being massacred on here.

flar Posted on 30/10/2009 15:35
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I was thinking of getting Rob to arrange a charity boxing match - half time entertainment at the Riverside!

Dont know what they would do for the other 14 mins and 50 seconds tho [:P]

Jeremy_Clarkson Posted on 30/10/2009 15:35
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Jerry Springer live [^]

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 15:39
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Can someone take some photographs ?

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 15:42
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You don't half miss me when I'm not around Bill ...

What's the matter, has the X Box broke again ... ?

PP ... x

MarlonD Posted on 30/10/2009 15:43
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Here he is.

This like a Punch & Judy show.

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:44
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No, I was just wondering if you had acquired any self-awareness

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 15:46
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What you babbling on about now you fat buffoon ... ?

PP ... x

wokingmassive Posted on 30/10/2009 15:48
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PP I take my hat off too you - you give as good as you get.

Fair play to you.

scooby Posted on 30/10/2009 15:49
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Further to the thread from the other day, I'd bray the fucinglorrayers.

Sea_Harrier Posted on 30/10/2009 15:49
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I had the misfortune to be in the narcissist's company for a short while after the Charity Football that Lisbon organised, and he has dragon breath. Shocking dental hygiene for someone of his years. Urrgghh.[V]

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 15:51
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Thank you woking ...

As for me being confrontational ... I merely offer people the opportunity to say things to my face instead of from behind a keyboard ... I extend that offer to you Bill, you anny [^]

PP ... x

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:52
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Woking, his comebacks are consistently weak as pizz.

One day his bluff may get called, and his flip flops will end up soaked in his own urine.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 15:53
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"his comebacks are consistently weak as pizz" ...

Says the man who's just responded to Marlon with "Your missus won't need a costume" ...

FFS the mind boggles ...

PP ... x

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:54
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You obviously haven't seen his missus....

Adi_Dem Posted on 30/10/2009 15:54
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I'm not sure what more the Ponce can do here. He gave people, like flaps, the chance to repeat the insults thrown at him on here to his face and each and every one of you has completely and utterly bottled the opportunity to do so.

Rather than continue to resurrect the thread, if I were you I would let it die its death and sheepishly try and forget about it. Alternatively, get to his seat tomorrow.

MarlonD Posted on 30/10/2009 15:56
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Ow Bill yerdaftchunt, don't grag me into your botter arguments on here.

As for you Ponce, I'll dee you at Peterborough.

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:56
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Calm down, Lurch

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 15:56
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Adi [^]

Great point well presented ...

PP ... x

MarlonD Posted on 30/10/2009 15:58
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Bill I'm calm me mate.

Next time I see you I'll get you a pint seeing as though you're on the pan crack.

scooby Posted on 30/10/2009 15:58
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Imagine if someone went to his seat and stabbed him. I'd blame you, Adi.

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 15:59
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He only invites people who have tickets for other parts of the ground to visit his seat.

MarlonD Posted on 30/10/2009 15:59
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Or someone ripped his seat out andXXXXXXted him round the head with it.

I'd also blame you Adi.

John67 Posted on 30/10/2009 16:01
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Blame Adi!!!! I'd buy him a pint [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:05
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How difficult is it to get to the East Stand from the North or South - Not very at all ...

The only people who wouldn't be able to Bill would be those in the West Stand - What's the worst that could happen - I'd get hit with a tartan blanket or drenched with a luke warm flask of tea ...

Just face facts, you're a typical internet warrior and for the past 5 years have sat behind your keyboard insulting me persistently ...

I've given you and all of the other cyber "Hard Men" the opportunity to come and do it to my face ... If you want to take that opportunity up then i'd welcome it ... The simple fact of the matter is that you wouldn't ... You're protected by your anonymity ...

If you change your mind ...

East Stand Upper, Block 43, Row 32, Seat 167 From 3:00pm until 3:45pm and 4:05pm until 4:50pm ...

Before, at Half Time, and for 5 minutes afterwards I'll be underneath the Television between Block 42 and 43 in the east stand concourse ...

I suspect I won't see you then kidda ...

PP ... x

flar Posted on 30/10/2009 16:07
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Adi = PP and vice versa

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 16:07
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Do you reckon he's seething, and his lip is quivering as he typed that?

You are taking things too seriously. Imagine if onthemap had taken your labelling of him as a wife-beating racist seriously?

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:08
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We're not all of your ilk, Flar ...

PP ... x

Adi_Dem Posted on 30/10/2009 16:08
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[rle]

Nice deflection Ponce but just ask Rob to check the IP addresses to confirm that I only have one username on here. Two if you include scoea.

towz Posted on 30/10/2009 16:09
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[:o)][:o)][:o)]

leave the ponce alone, it's not his fault he's gay

Gillandi Posted on 30/10/2009 16:09
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"One day his bluff may get called,"

Not by you though Mr Bill eh? If it's not computer aided you are out of your depth a litle bit arn't ya mate. How frustrating for you. [ref]

If someone bothered me that much that I needed to get his attention everyday on the internet i'd jump at the chance of a meet up. But Ridsdale has never had a seat number to give out. I might go to Ponces seat myself tomorrow and shake him by the lapels a little bit just to show you internet fairies hows it' done. I dont think he'd mind, it'd be in a good cause. [smi]


PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:09
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I'm as calm as could possibly be, Bill ...

And that's more fabrication isn't it ...

See you tomorrow, Chubbs ...

PP ... x

scooby Posted on 30/10/2009 16:09
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Bill, the key is when the word count goes up. There's quivering going on then.

Critical_Bill Posted on 30/10/2009 16:11
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What has the grubby, unemployed busker got against me all of a sudden?

Was Ghengis just a passing fad?

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 30/10/2009 16:11
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ponce if i come to your seat can i sit on yer knee? [LOVE]

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 16:11
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PP, what happens when the day comes when one of these "cyber warriors" does come up to your well advertised seat ?

You don't exactly strike me as being a big strong lad who can handle himself. Didn't someone give you a slap in some pub in the Boro ?

scooby Posted on 30/10/2009 16:11
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Shut up Bill, you might get a song dedicated to you out of this.

Kilburn Posted on 30/10/2009 16:14
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The advantage of giving out your seat number as a way of inviting someone to a 'face to face', is that you are making sure its going to happen in a nice safe controlled environment, with plenty of stewards and police around, and the threat of a life ban if anyone tries to kick off.

Well done PP. Very mature and responsible of you.

Gillandi Posted on 30/10/2009 16:16
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Nowt Bill, I love ya...I just wish you were a bit more real...like his Pinkness the Ponce, who couldnt be straighter in his dealings with you bitter, online entities.

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 16:16
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Ahhh, you might have a very good point there, Kilburn. Now I understand ....

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:16
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Gillandi [^]

Bluto ... You're getting my confused with the fresh ponce ...

The whole point in this is that these "Hard Men" you talk of are not comfortable away from the internet ...

PP ... x

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 16:17
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See above, candy arse !

sasboro1 Posted on 30/10/2009 16:18
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Just call his bluff and say lets step outside.

I notice it is always on his terms and in the pub where all his mates will be.

Anyway all a bit childish and boring

Sea_Harrier Posted on 30/10/2009 16:22
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"childish and boring" sums the Pink Prat up, perfectly.

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 16:23
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Yep, he's certainly all that ...

Adi_Dem Posted on 30/10/2009 16:25
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He is not and was not offering violence. He simply offered posters insulting him the chance to do it to his face. They have, so far, bottled it.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:25
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Sea Harrier ... Have you worked out your Earned Value and CPI yet ... ? ... Nope, thought not [^]

PP ... x

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 30/10/2009 16:27
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Far be it for me to stick up for him, but he's also offered to meet people in the pub after the match.

I dont really see what else he can do.....

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:33
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Correct Adi ... [^] ... and thank you Lizards ...

You do know that that's not in the script though ... You're supposed to AGREE with Bill et al ...

PP ... x

Sea_Harrier Posted on 30/10/2009 16:34
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Pink Prat, why would I want to do that? To massage your ego? When you qualify, and done as many turnkey process plant projects as I have, then perhaps we could have a meaningful conversation about Project Management. Oh! I almost forgot, you built T5 all by yourself didn't you? Impressive, for a trainee QS.

Anyway dragon breath, I hope that you meet someone soon who has no sense of smell as it appears that you are constantly without female company. The Lauric charade didn't fool many on here as her fellah is a really good looking guy. She'd have to be crazy to dump him for you, and have no sense of smell, you dirty little, unkempt, short rsed fat little get, nay cnt.

sasboro1 Posted on 30/10/2009 16:35
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[^]

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 30/10/2009 16:37
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"have no sense of smell"

what an amazing put down!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111one111111111111!!!!!!!!1

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 16:38
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Aye, all those veets/shaves/deodorants/after shaves/hairgels/perfumes/manicures ... and you forgot the mouthwash !!!

Gillandi Posted on 30/10/2009 16:40
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I dont think it's possible to transfer internet animosity to the real world. I guarantee anyone taking the trouble to locate Ponces seat would be all smiles and handshakes by the time they got there. This is just a fantasy world and Ponce is a big fantasy figure whom the likes of critical bill likes to fantazise about. A real meet would end that fantasy and give Bill a lot less to live for on a daily basis. Ponces autographed photo schtick understands this perfectly. A brilliant satire on internet no-marks from the lad with the enviable skin.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:44
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Looks like we've got ourselves another little tough guy ...

[:D]

Put the Keyboard down (If it's not already on the floor in hundreds of pieces) and step away from the PC ...

I assume you've sent a stamped addressed envelope into Rob ... ? If so, I'll spray your photo with a little aftershave and stick a post it note on with the Earned Value calculations ...

No need to thank me - I'm happy to help ...

One day you'll be proud to say "I built T5" ...

PP ... x
Trainee Quantity Surveyor [^]

Sea_Harrier Posted on 30/10/2009 16:46
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Gill,

The Pink Prat's ego and persona attracts the comments made above. Only a parent could love and like a character of that nature. A horrible little sht to all else.

Evil Posted on 30/10/2009 16:49
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Why does anyone really care what is said on a messageboard anyway?

Sounds like some people have some maturing to do.

All a little bit childish in my opinion.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:56
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Sea Harrier ... Calm down FFS - It's not that hard ...

Take your actual cost to date, and your overall % complete ... LoL ...

PP ... x

Gillandi Posted on 30/10/2009 16:57
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Sea Harrier - I guess his online persona is subject to individual interpretation. Having a pop on threads like this is one thing and fair enough but starting threads like this, everyday, smacks of a few of those initialized mental conditions that are becoming increasingly popular with words like "compulsive," "obsessive" and "disorder" in them.

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 16:58
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... Thank god you don't know how much of a unt I am in real life [:D][^]

PP ... x

sasboro1 Posted on 30/10/2009 16:58
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narcissism

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:00
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PP, I can only imagine !

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:02
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I'll pop down to your seat and knock you out if you like Ponce.[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 17:03
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Ned ... Well lets just say this ...

People all build an opinion based on what they see and read on here ... But out of all the people who have approached me at games, on nights out and asked for photographs in Cardiff and Eindhoven, they've all walked away with a different opinion of the PinkPonce ...

That's why I'm so popular - I'm nothing without my fans [^]

PP ... x

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:06
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Your modesty must be one of your strongest attributes ....

PS, please don't count me as a "fan" ...

Adi_Dem Posted on 30/10/2009 17:15
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I suggested yesterday that a lot of these posts were bourne out of some form of repressed insecurity..................

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:17
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It's all a matter of lack of self assurance. That's why those type of 'boys' always revert to trying very hard to look pretty.

On the other hand, Holgate Zero's just a very nasty little basterd ...

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:17
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Adi, since when did you post on non football related posts?[ref]

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 17:17
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Which means in simple terms Adi ... ?

PP ... x

Adi_Dem Posted on 30/10/2009 17:18
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I often do Lisbon but clearly my posts are not interesting enough for you to remember!!

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 17:19
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Ned ... FFS

Veeting my gooch once a week, getting my hair cut in a salon instead of a barbers and having my eye brows waxed at the same time is not trying very hard to look pretty FFS ...

Oh, and you've taken what Adi was saying the wrong way ... [^]

PP ... x

Adi_Dem Posted on 30/10/2009 17:19
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I'll leave your fanclub to work that one out but let's just say your board persona 'worries' them.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:20
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Ponce, I've seen you, you're flogging a dead horse mate.[;)]

rick4974 Posted on 30/10/2009 17:20
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what a great thread[^]

Funghi79 Posted on 30/10/2009 17:25
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I can't understand why you all have such a problem with PP... Don't take him too seriously, I don't and I don't think he takes himself too seriously neither. For what its worth I think he is good banter, and as or the keyboard warriors on here, give your head a shake will you?

As Adi has pointed out, he's given you all the opportunity to say things to his face and none of you have taken it up.

Why not just stop acting like kids eh?

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 17:25
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[:D]

PP ... X

Genghis_Khan Posted on 30/10/2009 17:25
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I've met Pinkponce and he's a nice chap, in fact he went out of his way to give me a lift home after the charity game.

I don't know flar to comment either way but he started the threats, covert or not.

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:26
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I didn't take what Adi had to say in the wrong way .. I think you might have done ... [smi]

Candy Arse !

ste_north_stand Posted on 30/10/2009 17:27
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If someone was rattling on like PP does in real life like he does on here then i'd think "yep...prick"....however it's a messageboard therefore it shouldn't be taken to heart. I'm sure the real PP is a lot different....at least i would hope he is!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:31
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Yep, I'm also MINT in real life aswell xx

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:31
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I'm the same person, like it or lump it.

Genghis_Khan Posted on 30/10/2009 17:33
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I've met lisbonlegend and he's an alcoholic.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:34
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Are you out tonight?[ref]

PinkPonce Posted on 30/10/2009 17:34
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I love threads like this [:D]

PP ... x

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:35
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I thought the leg end was dead against the 'binge drinking' ..?

Genghis_Khan Posted on 30/10/2009 17:35
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Yup[ref]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:38
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Where you going like?[8)]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:43
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Ned, do as I say, not as I do...

bblf Posted on 30/10/2009 17:45
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I suspect if anyone took the trouble to seek PP out he woud just laugh in your face. Anyone who can get so worked up on a message board would deserve no less.


heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 30/10/2009 17:54
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Think PP deserves his own sub-section on the fmttm message board - male grooming tips, relationship advice, personal problems etc.

Get some top sponsors in - Veet, Viv Westwood, etc.......commercial and emotional moneyspinner.

[^]

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 17:57
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Lisbon, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you ...

Lisbonlegend Posted on 30/10/2009 17:58
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You'd like to give it to me...

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 30/10/2009 18:05
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is "candy arse" one of these daft americanisms beadle has picked up that most people over here dont understand?

at least hes dropped his spanish donkey greeting - "ass'ole" after everyone ripped him apart for it

[:D]

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 18:09
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Holgate, you're an ASS'OLE ...

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 30/10/2009 18:11
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how about you call me a "dawg" or a "jabroni"? [^]

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 18:13
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Nope, yer an ASS'OLE ..

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 30/10/2009 18:15
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[:D]

ridsdale Posted on 30/10/2009 18:42
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"What has the grubby, unemployed busker got against me all of a sudden?"


lol Bill. [:D]

Gill has too much on his hands stalking me.

"Obsessive" "Compulsive" "Disorder" indeed....

ZappBrannagan Posted on 30/10/2009 18:57
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Have any of you lot seen The Thick of It? Reading some of 'insults' and pseudo-threatening patter on here there are a lot of Malcolm Tucker/Jamie McDonald wannabes out there.

Gillandi Posted on 30/10/2009 18:59
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Another friday night in "Ratso?" (apologies to C Bill for using his excellent nickname for you) Another saturday afternoon in tomorrow mate? Are you having a little slow drive down Ayresome Park Rd tmorrow night? I hope Buddy comes on the board this weekend to give you some excitement. [ref]

ridsdale Posted on 30/10/2009 19:03
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So cowboy, what will you do when you meet me?


With that amount of energy, you need to get yourself a job.

Gillandi Posted on 30/10/2009 19:10
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I'd probably shake your hand and be full of bon homie.

What makes u think im unemployed?

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 30/10/2009 19:15
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risdale telling people to "get a job"???

ffs! [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 30/10/2009 19:34
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Oh Boy, I thought we'd seen the last of these threads where a few twerps, particularly CB for some reason, try to give PP a good kicking. They always end the same way, with the Ponce quite effortlessly running rings around them.
It really tedious before, I hope it's not going to happen again, with Bill having a Pavlovian reaction wherever he sees a Ponce post.

NedKat Posted on 30/10/2009 19:54
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I wish that bloody Pavlov had a door knocker !!

Stabilo_Boss Posted on 30/10/2009 20:12
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I've never really understood the attraction of posting just to wind someone up - which is undoubtedly what PP does. Similarly I don't really get why Lisbon would deliberately portray himself as a boastful, materialistic XXXXXX just to annoy people on here.

I find all the talk of fishing or chomping etc a bit desperate.

That said, Ponce is a master of his chosen art. And seeing these crusty throwbacks fuming at his effeminate persona has a certain appeal. [^]

red_shamrock Posted on 30/10/2009 20:16
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crusty throwbacks [^]

borolad259 Posted on 30/10/2009 20:24
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A fair amount of the abuse hurled at Ponce has homophobia at its core. Obviously, given that PP is clearly heterosexual, it says much more about the people using it than it does about him.
I'm not sure what the term "crusty throwbacks" says about anyone, but I too quite like it. I presume it means "Hedgemonkeys".

red_shamrock Posted on 30/10/2009 20:29
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"Hedgemonkeys". ...?

red_shamrock Posted on 30/10/2009 20:32
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hedge monkey 17 up, 4 down
get this on a mug or greeting cardWear home made clothes or ridiculous psychadelic tie die clothes, clothes of natural materials. They tend not to wash very often, hence they look like they have just slept in a hedge, or in fact live in hedges although we all know they really live in a squat with a peace symbol painted on the front door.

Somebody who tends to live the 'hippy' way of life to the extreme, they usually have white-boy dreads & take lots of 'earthy' drugs (weed/mushrooms/psychoactive plants etc & lsd), love travelling to festivals / acid techno squat parties in their 'freedom wagons' or VW camper vans, Beetle's or 20 year old decomissioned old service vans/trucks etc. Usually vegetarians and love going on protest marches/anti war/anti fox hunting marches etc.


borolad259 Posted on 30/10/2009 20:42
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Aye, that's them. It doesn't really apply to these self-loathing, latent homosexual, anal retentives though....shame.

PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 12:11
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[:D]

See most of you in 3 hours ... [^]

Don't forget your autograph book and a pen ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 31/10/2009 12:14
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Grow up.

PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 12:16
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Still popping in for your daily dose of Sunshine I see ... ?

See you this afternoon ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 31/10/2009 12:20
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"See you this afternoon"

I wouldn't want to snap your nails.


PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 12:31
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Posing for a photograph with another admirer (you) is hardly gonna damage my finely manicured paws now, is it ...

PP ... x

_Holgate_Hero Posted on 31/10/2009 12:35
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pinkponce - maybe you should sign a photo then upload it onto "fan pics" on here then whoever wants one can just print it off [^]

one_man_clique Posted on 31/10/2009 12:36
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Why would i make the effort? I may as well just stick some cartoon eyes on some used blotting paper.

PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 12:48
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Not a bad shout, Holgate ... One step further than what I've just done on the other thread ...

To be honest, OMC, it might be best for characters like yourself to stay away - I'd hate to be the man responsible for pushing you over the edge, when you realise that you're never gonna look this good ... [^]

See you at 3:00pm ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 31/10/2009 12:52
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"pushing you over the edge"

I'm not the one offering people out on the internet, which is a clear sign of someone being wound up and losing the plot.

You need to realise how much of a fool you're making yourself look. Clearly people are getting to you because you want to fight them.

You need to take a look at what you're doing and how immature you're acting.

Seek help or take some time away from this place and clear your head out.

PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 13:00
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And by that reply I deduce that you've not read a single post properly on this or the other thread during the week ...

You don't look this good by offering people out ...

Now, take a deep breath, go and get yourself a cuppa and a slice of toast and start reading again ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 31/10/2009 13:05
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All i need to know is that you keep telling people where you sit, therefore provoking trouble and confrontation. I do hope no one takes you up on your offer because there's no need for it and it's just childish behaviour.

If you haven't got the intelligence to take poeple on using what's in your head rather than your fists, then stop tring to wind people up.

It'll come back to haunt you one day.

nidge Posted on 31/10/2009 13:07
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"The advantage of giving out your seat number as a way of inviting someone to a 'face to face', is that you are making sure its going to happen in a nice safe controlled environment, with plenty of stewards and police around, and the threat of a life ban if anyone tries to kick off.

Well done PP. Very mature and responsible of you."


This.

Suprised no one picked up on it earlier to be honest. PP comes across as one of those tiny yappy dogs that yaps and yaps at passers-by while all the time hiding behind the garden fence thinking its safe from the outside world, but as soon as someone open the gate it scuttles off in silence and hides.

If you're gonna take your cyber scrap to the real world [rle] then at least make an effort and do it in the time-honoured tradition by meeting behind the Gillbrook bikesheds after school [:o)]

burydweller Posted on 31/10/2009 13:09
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Its time for self awareness for many of us. The internet is a pretend world. Sat in a pub with 100 people and hardly an insult all night.

However, give us all a keyboard and the majority of us become morons, the majority of us all. There is something therapeautic about calling someone a kunnt and cowardly retreating to ones cosey life again.

I am big enough to self reflect and maybe take the opportunity to never be critical of another person again, unless it is to his/her face. I think I will take that step, and apologize to anyone i have ever offended. Sorry

stedontsurf Posted on 31/10/2009 13:16
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"The only people who wouldn't be able to Bill would be those in the West Stand - What's the worst that could happen - I'd get hit with a tartan blanket or drenched with a luke warm flask of tea ..."

quality.

As for the excuse about not being able to 'get to him' cos he's sat in the wrong stand.. jesus...

Have a listen to yourself Bill! Worst excuse I've seen on this board. You're well out of your depth when it comes to cyber warrior stuff! haha

PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 18:22
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A Tiny Yapping Dog ... I've been called worse - in fact that's almost a compliment ... [^]

SDS ... [:D]

PP ... x

NedKat Posted on 31/10/2009 18:27
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How was the match ?

PinkPonce Posted on 31/10/2009 18:32
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Ned ... It was absolutely atrocious LoL ...

If Southgate had have picked that team and got that result he'd have been hung from the transporter bridge ...

Arca right midfield FFS ...

Aside from that the day out was good, the crack was great and the nice people who came to say hello made it all the more worthwhile ...

No cyber warriors in site though, unsurprisingly ...

PP ... x

willie_falconer Posted on 31/10/2009 20:23
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I now know who you are. Im sure ive seen ya in your flipflops in the east stand? Question:- Why do you miss half the second half whilst supping in the concourse? Surely you have paid 2 watch the game? not supping beer with your homies up to the 60th minute? Waster.

parrot Posted on 31/10/2009 21:48
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pointless thread but i'll shot my 2pence worth in

i have seen on occasion pp be genuinely helpful to people on here when they have requested information and advice unlike a lot of other posters who just post cr4p in response to a sensible enquiry.

however, for someone who seems to pride themselves on their appearance i was rather surprised when i have seen him on the old flights to london or subsequently recognising him on nights out.

his "style" could best be described as "scruffy bloated mess" chic.

i really was expecting something like teesside's answer to george clooney.

instead it was teesside's answer to George o'dowd

no offense like

oh and your "crack"/board persona is abysmal.

but apart form that you're sound

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 13:57
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Willie_Falconer ... You've probably seen me in the East Stand yes - The good looking one in the flip flops yesterday ... As for missing the start of the second half ... How would you know if you weren't down there as well ... ?

PP ... x

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 13:59
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Toilet duty my dear flower, toilet duty...

borolad259 Posted on 01/11/2009 14:00
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You were wearing flip flops yesterday???
Haha, that's quite funny. A demonstration of how confident you were that Vinny and the other keyboard commandos wouldn't turn up?

towz Posted on 01/11/2009 14:02
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All you knobs slagging off the ponce are an embarassment. I bet most of you keyboard warriors you couldn't fill a form in

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 14:03
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Howdy towz! Are we on work duty today at a stupid hourly rate? [:P]

towz Posted on 01/11/2009 14:04
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[V]Yeah, it's cack

Space_Face Posted on 01/11/2009 14:07
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Did it all go off then?

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 14:12
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Borolad ... LoL I had flip flops on, along with a scarf and sunglasses ... You pretty much summed it up in your post [^]

Space Face ... It didn't all go off no ... I had a number of people come over for a bit of crack and to say hello but there was no sign of all the internet hardmen ...

Willie ... Couldn't you go to the toilet at Half Time ... ? I mean you've paid to watch the match, haven't you ... ?

PP ... x

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 14:16
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LoL ...

Willie ... That's quite funny actually ... Trying to give me grief for missing the start of the second half yet you're doing exactly the same [:D]

PP ... x

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:24
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Listen flower, I did not go to the bog at half time simply because I didn'nt need to.
Even if i did go at half time, it wouldnt take me half an hour.
The point been mt little cherib is, you have paid over 300 to watch 45mins of footy, then 20mins. why? I paid the same to watch 89mins same as 21,000 others.
Still, you know best.......

towz Posted on 01/11/2009 16:25
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I'd rather stand in the concourse drinking beer than watch that shower of Sh!te

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:29
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Good god Towz, are you STILL at work love?

ste_north_stand Posted on 01/11/2009 16:30
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Wille i would say if someone has paid 300 quid plus for a season ticket they are entitled to watch the game wherever they want. I wish i'd stood down there boozing rather than sitting in the stands watching that dross yesterday.

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:33
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Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok,
It must just be me.... [sad]

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 16:36
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What you getting wound up for petal ...

You said I go back to my seat at 60 minutes earlier, now I only see 20 minutes of the second half ... ?

I miss probably 5 minutes of the second half maximum before I go back to my seat ... The fact is you're having a go at me yet you're doing exactly the same ...

If you can't hold a turd in for 20 minutes then you're the one with a problem, Willie ...

There is no right or wrong in this ... I spent my 475 on my season ticket and I can chose to watch the full match in the concourse if I wanted ...

Bring a marker pen with you next time and I'll sign your shirt or something ...

PP ... x

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:38
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Do you Bollorx miss 5mins of the second half!!!
Anywa, as i said flower, you know best.

Ravi_The_Raver Posted on 01/11/2009 16:38
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Why would any stable person even consider going to meet a messageboard poster?
I've been near the ponce in a few pubs(teesside) yet i have never even considered aproaching him.
All this attention disorder is quite psychotic if you ask me.

Also, for what it's worth.......Willie Falconer and The Ponce are the same person.


willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:40
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I am going to make it my mission to see how long you miss of the 2nd half against Forest.
Look out for a guy in a long brown anorak with a stopwatch flower [:D]

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:41
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT EVER USE THAT PHRASE AGAIN THAT I AM PINK PONCE LOVE.
I am not worthy of such an idiot status![:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 16:46
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Willie ... You'll be too busy dropping your guts in the gents and missing the match to see me go back to my seat ...

... And you should thank Ravi for that comment ... Cos it's the closest you're ever gonna come to looking this good ...

As for the idiot comment ... You're doing yourself an injustice ... I mean, only a sane person would make it his personal mission to find out how I'm going to stay in the concourse for LoL ...

PP ... x
The Board Celebrity ...

towz Posted on 01/11/2009 16:47
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FFS will you two get a room. And yes I am still at work

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 16:49
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PP [:D]

Ravi_The_Raver Posted on 01/11/2009 16:49
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Sorry Willie, i read it wrong. i thought you were one of the millions who turned up to stare at ponces veeted ball sack.

The_Dude Posted on 01/11/2009 16:51
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[^]top post, i quite enjoy total strangers on a message board in hand to hand combat with there ego's, it beats some of the XXXXXXe that's om terrestrial TV thats for sure

pink ponce versus critical bill, you deserve each other

[LOVE]spread the love

abide

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 17:01
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Ravi ... You're just the latest in a long line of anonymous admirers ... Now stop being so outspoken and join the queue ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 01/11/2009 17:02
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"Why would any stable person even consider going to meet a messageboard poster?"

[^][^]

Only thing worse than that is someone so desperate for members to meet them they give their seat details out.

PinkPonce Posted on 01/11/2009 17:06
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Are you still sniffing around, OMC ... ?

PP ... x

Ravi_The_Raver Posted on 01/11/2009 17:06
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outspoken?
admirer?

Give your head a shake you flip flop ball veeting attention seeking toad.

Teesvillain Posted on 01/11/2009 17:15
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After reading this thread I now know what it means to live in St Lukes

willie_falconer Posted on 01/11/2009 19:36
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" The board celebrity "....
What a total and utter knobhead [rle]

Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 01/11/2009 19:44
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Anyone who refers to themsleves as 'the board celebrity', even if it is tongue in cheek, really needs to have a long lie down.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 11:51
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Laid down for about five hours last night and when I woke up this morning I still came to the same conclusion ...

PP ... x
The Board Celebrity


Link: PP ... x

Tuncay_alves_ftw Posted on 02/11/2009 12:13
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LOLS. must say i enjoyed that pppp x

privatepile75 Posted on 02/11/2009 12:23
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'If you can't hold a turd in for 20 minutes then you're the one with a problem, Willie ...'

[:D][:D][:D]brightened my day for 30 seconds[^]

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 12:51
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LoL ...

Well ... I'm being given grief for finishing a drink and missing a bit of the second half when the doyles doing exactly the same LoL ...

[^]

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 02/11/2009 12:55
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Yeah but he was having a shyte, whereas you were just talking it.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 13:08
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I wondered where my shadow was today ...

PP ... x

Bernie_was_right Posted on 02/11/2009 14:27
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Do people really think it`s his own seat that he keeps giving out on here?

I doubt he even goes to the games. The wind outside the ground might mess his hair up.

boro_millwall Posted on 02/11/2009 14:36
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just been reading this, great stuff and making my boring conference call pass a lot quicker, keep up the good work PP [^]

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 16:59
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"Do people really think it`s his own seat that he keeps giving out on here?

I doubt he even goes to the games. The wind outside the ground might mess his hair up"

Just a quick one Bernie - Cos I'm a busy lad ...

See you against Forest ... [^]

PP ... x


Link: For the ATTENTION OF ... Bernie_Was_Wrong (Again)

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 02/11/2009 17:02
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"Cos I'm a busy lad ..."

Evidently, your link suggests that you've hardly got a second spare Ponce.

one_man_clique Posted on 02/11/2009 17:05
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What a desperatley sad person.

I feel sorry for you.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 17:05
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LoL ... When i typed that I thought some pedantic fcker would pick say that Ha Ha ...

I've always got time to show the boards resident doyle up though ... [^]

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 02/11/2009 17:07
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Yeah, you're always showing yourself up.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 17:08
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You're nothing without Willie Falconer holding your hand OMC ...

Now go back to the shallow end ...

You're all busy spouting your mouths off at how I'm full of sht but I just keep on delivering ... [^]

PP ... x

ridsdale Posted on 02/11/2009 17:14
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Bill's original line was good like.


"Is he out-camping the stewards on his flight home?"


lol.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 17:15
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Yeah ...

18 months ago when he first knocked it out LoL ...

PP ... x

borolad259 Posted on 02/11/2009 17:16
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It would appear that he has been busy out-witting Vinny on here.

RandyGrandad2 Posted on 02/11/2009 17:16
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Well this seems daft [:o)]

PinkPonce Posted on 02/11/2009 18:03
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[^]

PP ... x

Pornojoefrommexico Posted on 02/11/2009 20:05
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PP, now mate its the fella who used to sit near you on Row 1 in Block 37 for all those years, how come you moved seats? Sh!te down near us now, it's like a morfue! Thinking of moving to North Stand next year.

Can't belive these monngs rising to the bait on here like, they're properly taking offence to what you're saying fuucking idiots!!

willie_falconer Posted on 02/11/2009 20:51
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PP.... Look flower, you are not a celebrity.
You are a prat. I happened to take a glimpse of this pansy wearing flip flopper after visiting the little boys room during the second half.
I didn't stay there for 20 mins, just a quick shake, then back to watch the game.
On my way back to the stairs, i noticed this pansy, foundation wearing, jimmy sommerville lookalike trying to buy friends, by trying to be 'hp hop' with his beer.
Still, you know best.....

sasboro1 Posted on 02/11/2009 21:47
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can't believe he has actually scanned his season ticket in and posted it on here. Someone takes this place far too seriously

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 08:18
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Pornojoe ... Did you sit in the next seat or a little further along ... ?

I moved seats a couple of years ago to sit with all the blokes I go with ... Mainly because I was sick of heading the ball back all the time [:D] ...

Willie ... If you noticed me on Saturday what was I wearing ... Given that you've clearly paid a lot off attention ... ?

SAS ... Give it a rest kidda ... You could pull that line off much better when you were logged in as the throcking man ...

As for taking this place too seriously - Quite a redundant statement from a man who spent the majority of yesterday mentioning me at every given opportunity on "The Clique" thread ...

Suck my veeted scrotum ...

PP ... x

Bernie_was_right Posted on 03/11/2009 08:41
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Could be anyone`s card that, you sad cnut.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 08:54
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[:D] ...

Unlucky you homophobic pleb ... [^]

See you a week Saturday, Bernie ...

PP ... x

sasboro1 Posted on 03/11/2009 09:03
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sounds like you have a narcissistic personality disorder:-

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty or ideal love (megalomania)
3. believes they are "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, people (or institutions) who are also "special" or of high status
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement
6. is interpersonally exploitative
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

The_Dude Posted on 03/11/2009 09:05
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[rle]jesus christ, is this post still going on, point proving, name calling and generally pre-pubescent tripe


get a grip ffs, its embarasing

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 09:23
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Or perhaps SAS, you're the one taking this place too seriously and forgetting that this isn't "the real world" - to use one of your other favoured lines from The_Throcking_Man days [^]

PP ... x

flar Posted on 03/11/2009 09:25
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"however, for someone who seems to pride themselves on their appearance i was rather surprised when i have seen him on the old flights to london or subsequently recognising him on nights out.

his "style" could best be described as "scruffy bloated mess" chic.

i really was expecting something like teesside's answer to george clooney.

instead it was teesside's answer to George o'dowd

no offense like

oh and your "crack"/board persona is abysmal.
"

LMFAO!!! [:D] [:D] [:D]

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 09:44
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The moment Pink Ponce gets a tap on the shoulder from Vinny.
(ta swordtrombonefish)


Link: boy is he ugly

Bernie_was_right Posted on 03/11/2009 10:01
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OK Ponce i`ll come and find you.

I`ll just look out for the blind kid trying to read your face.

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/11/2009 10:57
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Without this board, you would have no reason to exist ponce.

You didn't reply about the slurs you made against onthemap.

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 10:59
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Says the homophobic OP.

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/11/2009 11:00
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Pardon?

Who are you?

red_shamrock Posted on 03/11/2009 11:02
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I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to

Oh well

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 11:10
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Bill ...

I presume you mean the statements made by Blaine78 (I think it was) ... Anyway, you'll find my reply in my post on "30/10/2009 16:09" ...

Don't think this one panned out the way you planned it to, did it petal ...

See you against Forest ...

PP ... x


Critical_Bill Posted on 03/11/2009 11:16
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In all honesty, I skim read your long-winded, overly-emotional replies.
You seem to have developed a dependancy on this place which as history on here has shown, is a trait of the mentally unblanced.
Is the approval of the handful of winnetts you've acquired, really worth it?

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 11:26
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Yeah, I bet them dozen or so words really took some skimming ...

Speaking of long winded over emotional replies - it seems you've caught the bug, William ...

You're out of your depth and although you got the ton you craved by mentioning me in the subject, this one certainly won't be going in your notebook ...

See you against Forest ...

PP ... x



ridsdale Posted on 03/11/2009 11:27
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Can't you get Bill a job Ponce?

MarlonD Posted on 03/11/2009 11:37
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Bill I saw your mate in the Sporting Lodge on satda night.

Libbins Posted on 03/11/2009 11:37
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Forest?

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 11:45
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Poncey, what i don't understand is why you want to spend your life on here trying to wind people up. Is your life really that sad and low that you're so desperate to bring everyone down to your level?

I mean let's face, your sole purpose on here is to upset and wind people up, and you're not doing a very good job of it are you considering how much effort you're putting in? If people were that annoyed, someone would have given you a good seeing to by now because we all know where to find you.

I think it annoys you that no one's taken you up on your offer because it demonstrates how much of a bad wind up you really are. Maybe it's time it sunk in that you're not getting to anybody, so stop wasting your time and do something a bit more productive with your life.

And to all those patting you on the back for being a 'good wind up' - haven't you got the intelligence to realise that it isn't actually working? And the further down this thread you go, the more and more desperate he is getting trying to wind people up. He gets more and more immature the longer this thread goes on. I have cringed at some of the stuff he's put at times - almost ashamed to be a a Boro fan knowing that we have supporters like this.

Question to Rob - why haven't done something about him posting his seat details on here because it's only a matter of time before someone actually goes to meet him in the ground which will end up in violence inside the stadium. I don't want to see that at a football match, especially when there are kids around.

Back to my original point Poncey - why do you want to upset your fellow Boro fans? I'm beggining to think you're actually a Geordie or a Mackem because no one in their right mind would spend so much time trying to wind up their fellow fans.

What kind of sick enjoyment are you trying to get from this?

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 11:51
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[:D]

Yep ... No ones getting wound up in the slightest like ...

Howay the Toon ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 11:55
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What enjoyment are you getting from trying to bring people down to your level?

I'm not wound up in the slightest, it would take a hell of a lot for anyone to wind me up, especially on the internet.

I'm just trying to understand what kind of kick you're getting out of it because to everyone else, the joke is on you and you only. And it's very sad that you don't realise that.

Think of it as advice from me to you.

MarlonD Posted on 03/11/2009 11:58
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Look, heres the facts about Ponce.

He is a co_ck addict, he uses this board to divert his attention and try and repress the urge to touch another mans pipe.

My_Opinion Posted on 03/11/2009 11:59
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Funniest Thread in Ages [^].

Loved reading every bit, the FMTTM panto has started early [^]

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 12:01
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OMC, that was really funny.

What you are missing is that PP is actually quite entertaining. The fact that his board persona gets under the skin of the board's cretinous homophobes is a bonus.
Given that most people understand that he enjoys the attention, it astonishes me that people who profess to dislike his self-promotion start threads about him like this one.
And others spend ages composing long posts deriding him, like you.

He makes chumps of the lot of you.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 12:04
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Marlon ... [:D]

Seriously ... I've read some arse gravy on here before - In fact I've posted most of it - but that, One Man Clique is pure comedy genius ...

H'AWAY THA LADS ...

LoL ...

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 12:06
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"The fact that his board persona gets under the skin of the board's cretinous homophobes is a bonus."

That's where you and many others are totally missing the point mate. If he was getting to people, there would be a queue waiting to give him a slap because we all know where to find him.

No one has bitten yet, i just find it cringeworthy that he carries on trying to provoke a reaction with his immature posts.

ridsdale Posted on 03/11/2009 12:08
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"I'm not wound up in the slightest, it would take a hell of a lot for anyone to wind me up, especially on the internet."

[:D]No, of course you are not, lol

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 12:08
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Come on Poncey, you seem to have an answer to everything and i've fired a few questions at you.

Don't swerve them.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 12:10
The confrontation seeking dandy

FFS ... LoL ...

I'm not trying to provoke reaction ... I think you're missing the point here - I didn't start this thread which was created with the intention of provoking a reaction from me ...

And there'll me no queue because you're all cyber warriors who are completely inadequate without a keyboard in one hand and your knobs in the other ...

Now stop making me laugh or else my guyliner will run ...

PP ... x

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 12:11
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OMC, you should take some beta blockers mate. Chill. Go on holiday.
Actually no, don't. You're very funny.

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 12:14
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What enjoyment do you get out of trying to wind people up? And why would you post your seat details on here? What are you actually hoping to achieve?

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 12:15
The confrontation seeking dandy

[:D]
He wouldn't let it lie.

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 12:16
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"No, of course you are not, lol"

Anyone who puts "lol" in a sentence can't be taken seriously.

ridsdale Posted on 03/11/2009 12:18
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OMC has taken his jacket off now.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Vosene Posted on 03/11/2009 12:20
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259's brown nosing is sickening, he appears desperate for an internet friend, bless him

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 12:22
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[:D] ...

OK, I'll be serious for a moment ...

One Man Clique ... How can you deduce that I'M winding people up when this thread was created ABOUT me not BY me ... ?

PP ... x

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 12:24
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Why are you so desperate for strangers off the internet to come and meet you?

sasboro1 Posted on 03/11/2009 12:24
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A great thread, just like the old times.

The harder the narcissist tries to appear not bothered the quicker he replies.

So long, it's getting truncated in firefox so switchwed to IE

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 12:26
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Ah Vosene, it appears he winds up the thick racists as well...extra bonus.

flar Posted on 03/11/2009 12:29
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259 do you take an apple for your teacher when you are at school?

Vosene Posted on 03/11/2009 12:30
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only his gay teacher[^]

Towell Posted on 03/11/2009 12:30
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Top thread. [^]

borolad259 Posted on 03/11/2009 12:31
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No flar. Do you?

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 12:34
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*taps watch*

Ponce?... Poncey?... hello... hello..hel...

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 12:58
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Wound up AND impatient today aren't we ... ?

PP ... x

MarlonD Posted on 03/11/2009 13:01
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This thread is like reading the Lord of the Flies but all the kids are limp wristed faggots who couldn't knock a vvank out [^]

Piggy Posted on 03/11/2009 13:03
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But thats the whole point of messageboards Marlon.

MarlonD Posted on 03/11/2009 13:04
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Good point piggy.

If anyone doesn't want to turn up and see me at my seat, please feel free.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 13:07
The confrontation seeking dandy

Fck me ... Twice in one thread Marlon [:D]

Hope you're ready for my wondering camp hands at Peterborough you big hunk ...

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MarlonD Posted on 03/11/2009 13:09
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What you on about yerdaftchunt.

And anyway you won't be able to handle my 17 clem, 5'5 frame when it comes pounding towards you.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 13:10
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Twice you've made me laugh you thick cnt ...

I'll give it a good go ...

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one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 13:10
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Still waiting for an answer Poncey. Or have i got you backed into a corner?

MarlonD Posted on 03/11/2009 13:28
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PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 13:33
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One Man Clique ... Listen to yourself ...

I'm not desperate in the slightest ... I'm hardly begging them to turn up - Simply offering you all the opportunity, knowing it won't happen ...

You're nothing without your anonymity ...

Howay the lads ...

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one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 13:45
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Why would you offer the opportunity in the first place? It all seems a rather desperate attempt to make friends and enemies at the same time.

And i wouldnt be so sure about no one turning up, not everyone's as cool as myself.

maggot Posted on 03/11/2009 15:26
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wow poncy, thats one big bite youve got there of OMC, i honestly laughed out loud when i read his long speech, keep up the good work poncy,no ones in your league.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 15:48
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FFS ... Talk about being spoon fed - Have you even read half of this thread One Man Clique ... ?

Maggot ... [^]

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one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 15:51
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Maggot [^]

Answer the questions before i waste anymore time on you.

Libbins Posted on 03/11/2009 15:54
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"wow poncy, thats one big bite youve got there of OMC, i honestly laughed out loud when i read his long speech, keep up the good work poncy,no ones in your league."
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/11/2009 16:03
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He doesn't get it at all, does he?


Marlon, who did you see Satda?

one_man_clique Posted on 03/11/2009 16:07
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He doesn't realise i'm trying to give him a free therapy session.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/11/2009 16:20
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[^] ... You've got to love the way Bill pops in every now with completely ridiculous statements like "He's just not getting it" ... [:D]

PS: He seen Liddle ...

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