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Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:22
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

She's only been working for me for 4 weeks, 20 years old, really pretty and with a great personality and sense of humour.

After a couple of weeks of her working for me we were on a works night out, got drunk and one thing led to another. I thought it was just one of those things but it has continued and I think people at work are starting to suspect that something is going on.

Worst of all is that I'm really falling for her and she is the same, she has been dropping hints today about me leaving my wife for her.

What am I going to do aaaarrggghhh!?!?!?!?!

addison-road Posted on 07/02/2008 23:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Don't tell Kazz.

T_N_T Posted on 07/02/2008 23:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

two words:

three some!

but seriously don't.

ThePrisoner Posted on 07/02/2008 23:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"What am I going to do aaaarrggghhh!?!?!?!?!"

I'd have already done it by now! You lucky B*****!

Towell Posted on 07/02/2008 23:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Don't let the wife find out.

End of.

indestructible_7 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Allow your wife to find out since you're posting it all over the internet by the looks of it.

CrazyL Posted on 07/02/2008 23:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Whatever you do don't post it on a message board.

Towell Posted on 07/02/2008 23:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

lol

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

That's why I'm posting it on here, I have nobody I can tell about it that knows me and you lot don't really know me at all but will grant me your valid opinions.

Hand_In_Glove Posted on 07/02/2008 23:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Stop posting bullS*** is a good idea.

Ivan_Drago Posted on 07/02/2008 23:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Am I the only one who thinks that all of Bri's stories are utter bullS***?

T_N_T Posted on 07/02/2008 23:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

no but lets tollerate it eh??

CrazyL Posted on 07/02/2008 23:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

20 years old, really pretty and with a great personality and sense of humour.

:)

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Do me a favour, keep your snidey quips to yourself, I'm really not in the mood, going out of my F***ing mind here, haven't slept for three nights.

ThePrisoner Posted on 07/02/2008 23:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

and don't forget to video it and put it up om YouTube.

addison-road Posted on 07/02/2008 23:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Will only work If you both smell of fish.

CrazyL Posted on 07/02/2008 23:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Just leave your wife FFS!

onthemap Posted on 07/02/2008 23:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Call it James if it's a boy and Kazza if it's a girl, that'll make you feel better.

robakapingu Posted on 07/02/2008 23:35
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

your up S*** creek son. double wammy for you. you stick with the wife, you place yourself with having to put up with your bit on the side at work, and the worry of her causing troubles ringing your lass up or making threats. if you leave the wife you lose half the house, and everything else. all i can suggest is hoist the young lass and your wife. pray for the breat sorry best

woman_with_a_willie Posted on 07/02/2008 23:36
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Do some sort of contest, who wins you go with.

Towell Posted on 07/02/2008 23:36
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Post pics of the wife and the secretary up and let the board decide.

Democracy works.

borowally Posted on 07/02/2008 23:37
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Give over Bri, those of us with an even more addled memory than me, will recall you moaning about how your insomnia means you hardly ever get much kip. AND you've mentioned that you work from home and have an office there. Attention seeking codhead.

robakapingu Posted on 07/02/2008 23:39
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

you need to see who has the best chances of giving you a son and heir. set challenges
who lets you go out the most
who tidys up the most
who gives the best suck
best fry up
kinkiest
biggest knockers
slimmest figure
fastest to get the papers for you

list is endless, its old school. you need to tell yourself your the man. imagine your leslie phillips and grit your teeth

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:41
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Wally, I do have insomnia which I have mentioned in the past but usually get to sleep for a few hours at least. The last three nights I've been still awake at 6am.

I do have an office at home which I use during the evening and weekends and am sitting here now, I also have an office in the city centre for all the staff where I am be found during the day when not travelling.

br14 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Approx how old are you?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm 35

br14 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Just on the cut off point then.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

What cut off point?

br14 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:)] The cut off point at which a 20 year old becomes completely tedious after a few weeks.

A "friend of mine" confessed to me one day (he was 38) that he had given up taking younger women out because they bored him stupid after a couple of weeks.

mollteaser Posted on 07/02/2008 23:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IMHO i hope ure wife catches you, kicks ure head in, kicks the lill sluts head in and boots u out the house and takes u for every fooking penny she can!, i REALLY mean that

you should of ended it with ure wife, end of! and dont come at me with the "oh i couldnt help it" bollox! stop thinking with ure C**** and be a F***ing man!


[:D]

still like u Bri, just think ure disgusting for this! u should get 40 lashes and ure testies squeezed in court, then ure wife will have you by the danglies [:D]

bigdave85 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I've got an idea...


Get a fuc­king grip!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Thanks Moll, there is a little voice inside of me which keeps telling me all the same things, it's that voice which is keeping me awake.

You know, when going through periods of enormous stress do you all have one song which you play over and over again for no particular reason? I keep playing Take It To The Limit by The Eagles. I must be going insane.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Dave, no offence mate but if you were only born in 85 that makes you too young to fully appreciate how I feel right now.

br14 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

And if you want further proof that cheating is not worth it, I'll tell you about my separation agreement and divorce.

What's the hourly rate for solicitors in Boro again?

mollteaser Posted on 07/02/2008 23:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

do u have kids Bri?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 07/02/2008 23:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Yeah, two kids.

mollteaser Posted on 07/02/2008 23:56
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

do me a favour Bri, if ure not happy with ure wife....F*** OFF then for ure kids sake! they will hate you if they find out about this, do u want that??

i kicked my hubby out nearly a yr ago for being a slimey T***, and i wouldnt tell my son what he done, i will tell him the truth if he asks me when he is older,

give ure head a shake Bri, coz the silly lill bint that ure screwing will soon P*** you off, then u will of lost ure wife, kids and home for the sake of a shag

bigdave85 Posted on 07/02/2008 23:57
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

No Bri I probably don't, but her being younger than me I doubt she does either. [;)]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 00:01
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I know, I know, I know Moll. My brain is making my head nod in agreement.

My heart is still unsure of what to do though.

Please don't call her a silly bint, she is unfairly caught up in this too.

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 00:01
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

the thing is Bri, its not love, its the fact that you are getting old, and you are trying to see if you have still got it! u are not falling in love with her, she is a young lady/slut/home-wrecker (delete as appropriate) and you think ure the muts nuts coz you can still pull!


*cyber slaps the F*** outta Bri*

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 00:03
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

she is a young lady
-------------------


mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 00:03
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"Please don't call her a silly bint, she is unfairly caught up in this too."


shut up Bri...... she knows ure married, with kids! she is a dirty F***ing bitch, and your not much better imo!!

sorry but i hope you see sense



Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 00:04
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Moll, it hurts to read you call her that, you don't know her like I do. She is innocently caught up by falling for a guy who happens to be married. It happens all the time doesnt it?

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 00:07
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

compared to u she is a F***ing bairn, she will soon dump u then ure left heartbroken by this?!... its ure life do what u want! but i will tell you this type of thing really gets my blood boiling! and Kazza will kick off on you too!

what car do u drive Bri?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 00:08
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I've got a BMW, why?

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 00:10
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

aww she will be telling all her pals that her married boyfriend has £££ and a posh car!


GET A GRIP BRI[V]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 00:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

She isn't like that, it all started before she even knew what car I have.

She's not materialistic at all, well, she doesn't come across like that anyway.

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 00:12
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

sorry Bri but its bollox! i cant be playing agony aunt to some1 that simply isnt listening... and wont listen! good luck

oh and just b4 i go to bed .... im gonna say "i told you so"

just for the future [:D]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 00:14
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm listening, really I am but you don't know her.

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 00:17
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

dont really know u either, but im giving u advice, and ive had it done to me more than once off the same person and its not nice! now i have my ex begging me to take him back and he can take a run and jump, theres more chance of hell freezing over. it will happen to u if you carry on with the lill hoochie, stop thinking with ure penis!

maca88 Posted on 08/02/2008 00:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

well ya got to think what is gun stop keeping you awake at night. your going out of your mind thinking about it,

you either stay with you wife and end it with the 20 yr old.
or
tell your wife and talk it through.

to be honest you have to be truthful or else you will never be able to shake the constant doubt in your head whether you have made the right decision, because in the end even if you split with your wife and you have been truthful, you will feel bad for what you will have done to her,but she will probably respect you and you will respct yourself for doing whats right.

PinkPonce Posted on 08/02/2008 00:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I feel for your wife.

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 08/02/2008 00:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Engage brain and disengage your dick

Yer doomed otherwise, I tell yer, yer doomed.

Listen to an old fart.

It'll end in tears for all concerned unless you withdraw (no pun intended) NOW

br14 Posted on 08/02/2008 00:58
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Look at it this way. You have to find the silver lining in every cloud.

A couple of lawyers will get to make the downpayments on their yachts.

johndobson1961 Posted on 08/02/2008 02:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"BMW"

What does that stand for BIG MOANING W*****. What a load of old crap. Good job i don't know your wife id grass you straight up.

If your putting it about any chance you can put a pic up of your soon to be ex wife.Some of the lads on here might take her off your hands once she's dumped you and your on the streets.

br14 Posted on 08/02/2008 04:00
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

She's liable to be coming into a nice house and a decent monthly income shortly. Sounds like a good catch. [;)]


borolad259 Posted on 08/02/2008 07:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Just say no.

zaphod Posted on 08/02/2008 07:59
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

It's a wind-up. "20 years old & a great personality"? Oxymoron, unless a "great personality" means "good in bed" and/or "flatters me & laughs at my jokes".

SmogOnTheRhine Posted on 08/02/2008 07:59
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"A shags a shag"

You've proven to yourself "you could have if you'd wanted", now just feel secretly smug about it and go no further. Discretely back off from the secretary, she'll find someone else and would have done anyway. Say nothing to the missus, you'll forget about it soon enough....

...and hope you don't talk in your sleep.

david_watts Posted on 08/02/2008 08:12
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri by the way you keep defending this "young lady" it appears to me that you've already made your mind up............Haven't you?

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 08:14
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

It will be okay, because statistically someone will be boning your wife right now whilst you are at work !

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 08:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, if the 20 year old has a future and you are unhappy with your missus then go for it. If you are not unhappy with your missus then back off with the 20 year old, maybe after you've given her it one last time. Then get back to work.

MarlonD Posted on 08/02/2008 08:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri if it makes you feel any better it's common knowledge that your wife has had more bangs than John Wayne's gun since she has been with you.

I'm here for you if you need to chat mate.

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 08:32
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

CRICKEY marlon, lol and i thought i was getting straight to the point [:D]

SmogOnTheRhine Posted on 08/02/2008 08:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Lets be honest, Bri's not going to be posting on here during the day is he, probably too busy doing a secret five-knuckle-shuffle under his desk.

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 08:39
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Mollteaser ... I would like to offer my services if you want to get back at your cheating hubby

I believe that two wrongs make a right !

mattfj Posted on 08/02/2008 08:42
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

If what you said is true....
Its an early mid life crisis. It happened to my dad. He had an affair and it destroyed our family. People like you really make me angry. Are you really that deluded to think that there will be any future in it. Get a grip.
Sounds like an excerpt from Dear Deirdre!

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 08:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Hey dont knock it until you've tried it ! [:)]

rubber_soles Posted on 08/02/2008 08:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

It sounds like the perfect relationship. You've fallen in love and are planning on leaving your wife. While she'll be looking forward to getting a promotion.

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 08:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

lmao Steve, funny i believe that 2 wrongs make a right too [:D]

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 08:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

and also, i think Bri started this thread coz he knew it would reach 100[:D]

The_same_as_before Posted on 08/02/2008 08:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Life's always a full circle, her boyfriend is round your house knocking the B******* of your wife while your dreaming of the photocopy cupboard.


When I was a lad the bosses wife about 25 years older than me made a suggestion at a house party, I shoite myself. I have always blamed missing the chance on St Mary's prison for boys run by the psychopath Grayson.

dicky2006 Posted on 08/02/2008 08:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Y r u posting this on a message board your poor wife and kids i hope they dont get to read this.

Cockney_Barra_Boy Posted on 08/02/2008 08:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

This is a classic. This is almost as good as the Sexual Harrassment in the workplace thread which was also fiction.

IF and it's a phucking BIG if then strap a pair on and be a phucking man you wimp. Tell the wife you don;t love her anymore and separate. Spend the next two months knee deep in the sex doll and then once she's bored or going o0ut with her personal trainer (you know it will happen) then wallow in self pity that you made the biggest mistake of your life.

And don;t give me the 'but I still love my wife' line. If that was the truth then you wouldn't of buried your dick in some tart (yes I said tart.....lady my hairy arse)

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 08:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Righto Mollteaser, I'll meet you at the Thistle Hotel for an afternoon of rumpy pumpy! 2pm. Howzat !

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 08:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

S*** im washing me hair [:D]

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 08:57
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You need to get him back, he's probably pumelling something this afternoon !

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 10:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i kicked him out nearly a year ago so i dont give 2 hoots what he is doing lol[:D]

Bandy Posted on 08/02/2008 11:14
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

how about grow a set of balls and stop acting like a lovesick Hollyoaks bender and give your wife a bit of respect

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 11:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, you will be making a huge mistake.

Weigh up yourself whether you love your wife or not.

If you dont, dont torture her. Leave her.

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 11:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

W****** a lot I would think Moll!

sasboro1 Posted on 08/02/2008 11:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

7/10 for the wind up. As if someone would admit to an affair on ehre if they were married?

MoggasDog Posted on 08/02/2008 11:37
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i always worry when i see these 'please help me posts' on a F****g internet message board.
reminds me of those kids at school who pretended to have drunk bleach for some attention.

its a bit wierd putting your mid life crisis on here.
why dont you just grow your hair, get a motorbike and dance in night clubs with your divorced friends to show how crazy and fun loving you are like all the other saddo sales manager middle class types?
or record an album 'can i borrow a feeling?'
i bet shes a moose. but the fact that its like a mouses ear muddies the water somewhat.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 12:10
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

yes are you going through a mid life crisis bri

uberweiss Posted on 08/02/2008 12:18
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm 90% sure that Bri sits in his flat all day looking at porn and thinking of another life where a pretty young secretary fancies him and wants him to leave his wife.

If he says it enough to himself he starts to actually believe its true

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 12:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm here in the office now and every time I see her my heart melts a little bit more.

I think I've made up my mind, sorry Moll.

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 12:55
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You need a bigger boat.

still_stood_on_the_holgate Posted on 08/02/2008 12:56
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Hahahaha just read this thread.

Three words.

Realms. Of. Fantasy.

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 12:56
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Don't know if it's a wind up or not but I wouldn't walk out on my kids for Miss World.

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 12:57
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

well put Mick.

scuzzmonster Posted on 08/02/2008 13:00
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Grow up, Bri. Get yourself a Harley.

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 13:01
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

My old man bought himself a sparkly new motor when he started his crisis.

Mind you, he cant have sex with that.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:02
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

He could if it was a Princess that he bought

JONNY_ONE_GAME Posted on 08/02/2008 13:02
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

How pathetic, nobody cares about your personal life.

Bernie_was_right Posted on 08/02/2008 13:15
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You sound like a lovely bloke Bri_Marwood

Out knocking off another woman whilst your wife is at home looking after your kids.

You must be very proud.

I hope it turns out some bloke has been backscuttling your Mrs whilsy you`re at work.

Karma.

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 13:16
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri - does she take it up de bum ?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:17
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Is there no compassion or sympathy available here for me at all? I'm going out of my F***ing mind and all I get is constant criticism and insults.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:18
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

you deserve it you

Scudo Posted on 08/02/2008 13:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Your going out of your mind with excitement because you nearly have your ton up thread!

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

why isn't the clown smiley working?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I really don't know Steve, I know you are trying to have a laugh at my expense but in case you're not I will answer anyway. Between us it's making love and it's amazing, nothing crude or dirty like you have suggested.

JONNY_ONE_GAME Posted on 08/02/2008 13:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You dont deserve anyone if you go around cheating on woman let alone spouting off on a messageboard about it. I hope someone has been knocking your MRS off, because thats what you deserve.

The_same_as_before Posted on 08/02/2008 13:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

thats a ton, fair do's to him

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 13:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri
Start a thread saying her twin Japanese sister fancies a bit too, you'll hit 200 in no time with this lot!
FFS!

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 13:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Because if its true, you are being a C*** to your wife and kids mate, thats why.

Sympathy? More likely a smack in the mouth.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You think I'm a clown Kazza? I thought you were a friend, someone I could rely on for support.

dicky2006 Posted on 08/02/2008 13:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bet she is just a slapper that everyone in the office has had u know the type, NO? me neither.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:22
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

dont bring me into your shenanigans [:D]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

A smack in the mouth for following my instincts and heart? I can't change my feelings you know.

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 13:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I know what its like when in love Bri.. just like my girl in Envy!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Ok here's a question for you judgemental neanderthals, is it not possible to be in love with two different women at once?

Can you all say you have never had feelings for anyone other than the partner you are with?

Some honest answers now would be appreciated instead of this holier than thou attitude.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 13:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

We are only human. Falling for somebody else doesn't make somebody a terrible person. I'm not a polygamist or advocate of extra-marital relationships but I understand that it happens. I also understand why people can be very critical of anybody who is involved with another person when in another relationship but lust and love will be there as long as we are on this planet and we're very much at their whim.

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 13:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

No because you are messing around with your wifes life.

Its pathetic, grow some F***ing balls and do the right thing by all of you.

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 13:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri...

...I nearly posted someting serious there.

Dr_Evil Posted on 08/02/2008 13:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

It is definitely the case Bri, but its not fair on anyone.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 13:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

That's what I'm trying to say, Bri. The concept of marital love is exclusive, but in reality feelings are more complicated than that.

br14 Posted on 08/02/2008 13:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Love. What's love got to do with it?

This is a financial decision, and one of the most expensive you will ever make. You're about to kiss half your assets goodbye.

If you have to cheat, do it with someone who isn't looking for anything but cash in return.

SirLofty Posted on 08/02/2008 13:39
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Nail and Bail...

Just naillll and bail!

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/02/2008 13:41
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

She's only after a pay-rise and progression, you creepy old tvvat.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Don't be daft Bill, I would see right through that act within minutes.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:44
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

well i feel sorry for your poor wife, having a dickhead like you as a husband

mollteaser Posted on 08/02/2008 13:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, its ure life! i just dont agree with what you have done! but good luck to you if thats what you want! but i still think ure Bang out of order!! (said in a vicky pollard voice)

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

whoooooaaaa, where did that pipe up from? I assume you're joking Kazza?

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 13:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

and now you've upset Kazzza aswell, you utter B*****.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

why would i be joking, where is the clown smiley

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

She will have been joking Mappy, I'm sure of that.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

How can you be so judgemental, you know my circumstances, I thought you were sympathetic.

SirLofty Posted on 08/02/2008 13:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Busted!

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

you dont deserve your wife or your kids for that matter

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Are you being serious?

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 13:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri
I for one think you are a T***.

*shuffles over to Kazza with some chocolate and a hard on*

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

you want to give your head a shake,doyle

London_Boro Posted on 08/02/2008 13:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Whatever happens, one thing is certain. This is all going to end in tears and cost you a F***ing packet!!!!

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

my last post was to bri not mappy

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

FFS Karen, I thought we were supposed to be mates.

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 13:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You want to listen to your mates.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i aint ya mate, so dont call me that

SirLofty Posted on 08/02/2008 13:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Onthemap
LMAO [:D]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Why are you getting so P***ed off with me?

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 13:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Too late Bri, you blew it, Kazza's mine now.

BTW, this 20 year old, is her mother nice?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

well when your mrs finds out hope she takes you for all you got like moll said

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Grow up Mappy, please.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Can we discuss this by email instead of on here please?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

dunno how you dare to tell mappy to grow up, you want to have a word with yourself

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:55
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Stop it now please, I don't want to fall out with you of all people.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:56
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

bri are you really for real

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:57
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

What do you mean?

japsterboro Posted on 08/02/2008 13:57
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri - I feel for you, if this is not a crank post. Sometimes things happen but only if you're not 100% happy in the relationship with your wife. Yes someone else has 'turned your attention' but you have to be honest with yourself and think 'was it just a matter of time'?

I'm not offering an opinion (if I was I stay with the one that swallows and takes it up the dirtbox, sorry thats just me!) merely suggesting that you take a look at your life as a whole and realise that if you still have a wonderful relationship with your wife and are 100% happy with her, then ditch the secretary. Either way, its going to be painful.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 13:58
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

you are starting to wind me up, take notice of what everyone has said

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 13:58
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

*pulls up chair.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 13:58
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Those are nice words but honestly, who is 100% happy with their wife/husband/partner?

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 14:00
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Rememver those words when your young lass starts to look at you and think, "Christ how old is that looking?"

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:00
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

All everybody has said is either P*** taking or angry volleys of abuse, very few have actually offered any real advice.

And you're now getting angry with me, should we end this conversation before we kill a good friendship over something which quite frankly is none of your business?

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 14:02
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Kazza - being serious for a minute, what wine shall I get for tonight?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:03
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i am not drinking

Ned_Le_Quesne Posted on 08/02/2008 14:03
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Do you love your wife ? Are you satisfied with life at home ? Does your wife love you ? Does you both get pleasure from a decent sex life ?

Obviously, there's 2 ways to go here.
1. You leave your wife to run off with a young bird.
2. You politely say no thanks to young bird, and go home to your pleasant and entertaining life.

Not obvious is the repercussions.
1. You leave your wife and run off with the young bird.
a. A woman scorned will take her revenge. That will mean you will have nothing left, she will rip you to shreds, take the house, the kids, the cars, all of you savings, and more than half of your pay for alimony and child payments.
b. Your children will be psychologically trained to hate you for splitting up the happy home. Your chances of being a father will be in tatters.
c. You will be able to afford a small flat with some used furniture and a old 19" TV you picked up in a rummage sale. Then, six months later, the young thing will look at you and think "what a fookin' waste of time this was" .. Then she'll walk out !!
d. You'll turn to drink, and beg your ex-wife to allow you to see the kids. Your ex-wife has employed a PI, and she's got photos of you in such a drunken, slobbering, fighting, shouting, state ... the Judge takes one look, and creates a banning order, keeping you away from your children for years.

2. You politely say no thanks to young bird, and go home to your pleasant and entertaining life.
a. You slap yourself across the head, have a admiring look at your pretty wife, glance aroung the house, feel proud of what you have achieved.
b. You ask yourself one question .. can I give this all up just because one young fit bird is having herself a fling with the boss ?
c. You begin to understand the way of life for the common male homo-sapien.




My advice : go with your heart.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:05
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i once told a mate her hubby was having an affair, twice he done it, he got shot out, she got the house and he never spoke to me for about 4 year, charming
at the moment i would tell your mrs

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:06
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Ned, let's just say that I have a healthy amount of money 'elsewhere' that the wife doesn't know about and cannot touch. So financially all will be ok whatever happens.

How many kids suffer a broken home these days? I'm sure many people on here have done the same. Kids are tougher than you imagine, they get over it.

japsterboro Posted on 08/02/2008 14:06
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

People are giving you crap as its a very emotive subject .... a great deal of people have been on the giving or receiveing end of this sort of thing and we all know its painful.

But don't forget, there are no 'Saints' on here Bri...

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:08
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

why would you hide money from your wife, this gets worse

Ned_Le_Quesne Posted on 08/02/2008 14:08
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Fairy snuff, Bri .. if that's as far as your love for your children goes.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I think you're right Jap, I'm sure a lot are lashing out at me due to their own insecurities and guilty consciences.

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/02/2008 14:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, is your money buried in your garden?

By hook or by crook, they'd find it.

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 14:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girl’s dormitory? At three o’clock in the morning? With my reputation?
What were they thinking of?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Don't you have an old tin hidden in your kitchen somewhere with a few quid stashed away for a rainy day?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:10
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

It's out of the country Bill.

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/02/2008 14:10
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri how would you cope with random people approaching you and calling you a Hewer master

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i am not talking to you no more till you come to your senses, you going to throw away your marriage for a bit on the side, who will dump you soon, as you are old enough to be her dad

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 14:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

What a thoroughly pleasant chap you seem.

Tell you what if the young piece saw this thread she'd run a fecking mile.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I wouldn't know what they were talking about, what is a Hewer master?

Sounds like a golf club.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 14:12
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

My fiancee's Dad separated from her Mum after meeting another woman. The kids were about 6 then, I think.

You couldn't wish to meet a more well-rounded individual than her at 26. She has a good relationship with her Dad and is very close to her Mum who remains on regular speaking terms with her Dad who has married the woman from 20 years ago.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:13
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

A 15 year gap hardly makes me old enough to be her Dad does it? Biologically I guess so but not realistically.

Why do you all keep saying she will dump me? Why the cynicism when you don't even know her?

Ned_Le_Quesne Posted on 08/02/2008 14:13
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:D] Ooops, sorry Mick, for some reason that brought on quite a chuckle.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:14
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Thank you Brick, finally someone with some common sense speaks out.

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 14:15
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri: I'm - well, we’re getting married, and I need a suit.

Mappy: What, you and this lady here, sir? Are you sure, sir? This trollop? Have you really thought this one through, sir?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:15
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

like moll said she thinks ya loaded drives a nice car, and when the mrs finds our i hope she batters the living daylights out of her and you

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:16
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I thought you said you weren't going to comment anymore Karen, it hurts that you are reacting this way.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:18
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

wel, i wont comment no more, ok

colin21 Posted on 08/02/2008 14:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I cant be the only one that doesnt beleieve a word of this? Great imagination though Bri.

its_tuncay_time Posted on 08/02/2008 14:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Just do both Bri, and if things start to get a little nervous then tell the 20 year old that you can't do this anymore because your thinking of her best interests because she should be with someone of her own age.

Therfore that gives you the mental attitude and makes you think 'hang on I have just turned down a 20 year old, I must really love my wife and kids' Which then means that your feelings for them have rekindled.

But don't be with the young'un for too long or things will get nasty.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Thank you, I really mean that.

japsterboro Posted on 08/02/2008 14:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I think they're hoping you'll end up with nothing....

This is a massive decision Bri ... you need to make your mind up and make sure that it as all worth it. Was the relationship with your wife going through a bad patch?

Personally I think its an 'infactuation' with the secretary which has been driven by 'lust' ...

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

yes that all it is lust, ffs why would a 20 year old be with a
40 year old, get a life bri

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 14:22
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Light the touchpapaer and stand well clear.

Don't get burned!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:22
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I think so too Jap.

No things are ok with the wife, nothing startling but then we have been married for 12 years, relationships always go a bit stale don't they?

It's nothing to do with lust, I really do feel myself falling for her. I crave to hold her and walk hand in hand, not just screwing her in the office, it's more than that.


Bukowski Posted on 08/02/2008 14:22
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Don't throw away your marriage for a bit of skirt you've only known for 4 weeks you stupid fcker.

4 weeks!

You're lovedrunk at the moment and need to get a grip before you throw your life away.


Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 14:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"yes that all it is lust, ffs why would a 20 year old be with a
40 year old"

Sounds like I'm making this up but we had friends to stay this weekend and the man is 19 years the woman's senior.

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/02/2008 14:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Stop trying to annoy me Karen, I'm not 40 and you bloody well know it, please say nothing instead of just trying to P*** me off.

its_tuncay_time Posted on 08/02/2008 14:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Hey no problem Bri - end of the day you have to do something that will keep everyone happy, including yourself mate!

Oh and when things don't work out with the 20 year old - Since I give you masterful advice recommend me to sweeten the deal.

Now I'm in the picture! (Sorry Bri should be more mature)

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I've got another slight dilemna too, I'm booked to have the snip on the 27th of Feb which I know now that I can't go through with.

How do I get out of this? Should I pretend that I've had it done and keep my bits hidden from my wife for a few days?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

how am i annoying you, imagine how annoyed your wife would be

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 14:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri - serious question.

How can you just walk out on your kids? I really can't comprehend that.


Bukowski Posted on 08/02/2008 14:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Do yourself a favour and read my post above.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You're just trying to provoke me, now quit please, you said you weren't going to talk to me, please go away and calm down for a bit and hopefully return with something constructive.

its_tuncay_time Posted on 08/02/2008 14:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Course you can Bri just use the full barrell on the 20 year old.

japsterboro Posted on 08/02/2008 14:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Ok Bri, well all I can say is make the right decision for you ... you have to live with your actions for the rest of your life. Yeah marraiges go stale but I think throwing it all away for this lass maybe a mistake ....

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/02/2008 14:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

The snip [:D] the wind-up starts to unravel

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

well i would get the snip, cos if this fancy bit of yours has
kids you are going to look like a right grandad by the time its 10

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 14:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Snip? - now I know this is a big P*** take - feck away with you.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Mick, in 10 years time my kids will be leaving school and making plans for their own future. Why should I stick around and possibly make the wrong decisions which affects the rest of MY life when before you know it they are off?

And I'm not emigrating, I will still see them most days.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

In 10 years time I will be 45, hardly a grandad now!!!

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 14:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri.A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films and the manly smell of a pipe.

A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When you’re selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you’re making love to her.

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 14:32
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

swiss tony - best advice yet!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:32
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

What the F*** are you talking about mappy, I don't sell cars FFS!!!!

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 14:34
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You have to remember, Bri, that making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:34
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:D]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:35
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Yeah I get it now Mappy, very funny.....not.

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 14:36
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri do you want some advise?

You can take this any way you like, I am not being personal with what I am going to say but I am going to be very honest.

You are married with children = life is plodding along, you are used to having your wife around and the kids and you feel comfortable or in other words its ok but you are a bit bored.

You are 35, a lovely 20 year old who is fit and very nice like you, she likes you enough to make a play for you = you are totally flattered, you feel a rush of feeling great about yourself and wakes up the person inside yo that seems to have been long gone, so long gone you had even forgotten he existed.

I dont know exactly how far things have gone with this other lady that you are "in love" with but may I tell you this, your wife deep down will know something isnt right, no matter how much you try to hide it.

If your wife finds out she will either be

a) relieved, at last she can get rid of you cos she hates your guts and has been thinking of ways of getting rid of you anyway

or

b) Totally and utterly devastated.

My guess is that it is guilt that is keeping you awake and wanting to know what you should do for your future.

You have only known this young lady for 4 weeks, I am sorry to have to tell you that you are in lust, not love. There is nothing wrong with this at all as long as you dont act on it. My advise would be to put this young lady out of your mind by stop flirting and maybe have a word saying you cant go on like this as you really like her but am married and want that to work. At the same time work on your marriage and try to get that spark back between you and your wife. Have an honest chat to her.... DONT mention this other woman, that might ease your guilt but thats your problem, NOT HERS... tell her you want to spend more quality time out, just you and her because you want to be happy and you arnt right at the moment, not fully.

Hope that helps xx

Ned_Le_Quesne Posted on 08/02/2008 14:37
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

10 years time my kids will be leaving school and making plans for their own future. Why should I stick around and possibly make the wrong decisions which affects the rest of MY life when before you know it they are off?

You have no fookin' clue, Bri ... not one bleedin' idea !!!

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 14:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

susy he wont take any notice the guy is smitten

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 14:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, I did the same thing but the age difference was 9 years. I had 2 years of pain but now I'm as happy as Larry. Ditch the wife and kids and go round the world with the young lass. You won't regret it.

Lefty Posted on 08/02/2008 14:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I reckon she's a bit of a porker, this secretary. I also doubt he's 35.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:39
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Susy, your advice is the best I have read on here so far. Most of what you say is quite true except for the lust part, it is about feelings, not the physical aspect.

It's already gone very far, I have an apartment in another city which we have been making use of quite frequently which I am there often anyway for business purposes so it's not suspicious.

My wife is suspecting something isnt right, that is true, she is asking why I'm all of a sudden very quiet and moody and not my 'usual self'

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:41
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Thank you Lisbon, another success story and another one in the eye for those who think it's doomed before it's really started.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:42
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm not biting Karen, just drop it now please, reply to my emails please, any one of the 20 lol.

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 14:42
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

serious reply Bri - is it possible to take a 'time out' from you ryoung lass for at least a couple of weeks (or is that not possible if you work with her?) and see how you feel whilst 'on a break' - it may give you what alcoholics refer to as moment of clarity and when looking at the situation from a slightly different perspective you may a) realise home is where the heart is or b) you want to spend the rest of your life with the younger woman. i'm sure it's already occured to you that in another 12 years time, your new relationship may also go a bit stale - what then, move on to #3?

good luck whatever your decision - personally, for what it's worth, i think your mad to leave your wife and kids just because things are a bit stale, but then i dont know you so i dont know what you're like

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 14:42
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Just because you're married with kids doesn't mean you have to stay that way for the rest of your life if you're unhappy. Life goes on and is sometimes hard.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 14:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Kazza, are you his secretary?

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 14:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

No Bri it is still lust, lust also describes the "honeymoon period" where you just want to be in the same room as the person, not just rip their clothes off. You crave the person when you are not with them, this is why it is easy to confuse with love.

Bri please answer this one question honestly.... Do you love your wife, it is a yes or no question only.

aaroprid Posted on 08/02/2008 14:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I wasnt going to say anything about this until I read the part where bri said 'Kids are tougher than you imagine, they get over it.' You cant love your kids much if this is your attitude towards them. Just because someone CAN get over something it doesnt mean you should put them through it. If some psycho was to attack your precious 20 year old and do something truly terrible to her which would change her life forever but she would eventually 'get over it' should he not be condemned just because she can get over it? My dad walked out on my mum and us 3 kids for another woman when i was 14, it was the hardest time of my life, went off the rails at school the lot. Dad ended up splitting up with that woman a year later. We were driving in the car together the other week and i asked him if he regretted it he said to me that he has regretted it everyday since and would do anything for my mum back.

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 14:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Aren't holes brilli..(falls in hole)

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/02/2008 14:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Lisbon, you don't have any kids

Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 14:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

That's not a yes or no question, susy.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 14:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

How do you know, Bill?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Yes, I do, Susy.

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 14:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Yes it is Brick, tbh a little clarity is required here. I know love is a difficult thing but if there is anylove there that is what I wish to know.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 14:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Go on Susy![:D]

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 14:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

He's made his decision to schitt on his kids and he's looking for justification from a football messageboard.

In the words of a better man than me, you are a sad little man and you have my pity.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 14:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I totally disagree, but there you go. I'm not the one with the problem so I won't say any more.

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 14:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Why are you booked in for a snip and you can't go through with it? Your just wasting the docs time.

I think you need to take yourself aside and have a serious word with yourself, about a few things.

sexypies Posted on 08/02/2008 14:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

THIS IS DEFINATELY A WIND UP.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

How is it just about the kids Mick, doesn't my happiness count somewhere along the line, doesn't my life count too?

Is my life now effectively over with the bring kids being born and I'm just running down the clock until I peg it?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 08/02/2008 14:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

If I had kids like I would probably feel a bit guilty.

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 14:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You're being selfish lad.

I take it you don't want the snip because you want kids with the young un? Why? So you can schitt on them as well?

colin21 Posted on 08/02/2008 14:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Sexypies, I agree, cant believe people are going along with it and posting....Oh so am I now?

aaroprid Posted on 08/02/2008 14:55
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

no bri but you brought your kids into the world, they didnt ask to be born so until they are old enough to look after themselves your life should revolve around them and not yourself.

davobrett Posted on 08/02/2008 14:55
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Keep the bit of mange, you can mould her into everyhitng you want her to be

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 14:55
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Right Bri, that is great, truly great. Now you need to make a huge step and finish it with this young lady. You wont want to, why would you? but for your future happiness then it is essential. Your wife would be really hurt by this and I hope she doesnt find out. Please try your best to find that spark back with Mrs Marwood, she deserves it. It is a shame that your young lady will be upset but she is seeing a married man, she must be aware she hasnt got the right to expect anything. You will get over this, the grass isnt greener on the other side. Just think of it as you have had a nice time and hope you get out of the situation before you lose you wifes trust.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:56
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

How is it being selfish Mick?

Yes, I might want more kids, is that such a bad thing?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:57
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Aaro, I agree to a certain degree but what about when they have moved out? I then have to continue living with decisions I am about to make now.


Brick_Tamland Posted on 08/02/2008 14:58
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Think its a bit late for the 'lets never speak a word about it' approach. How can you have trust when you know you're hiding the truth?

aaroprid Posted on 08/02/2008 14:58
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

bri, why do you feel that it is ok to hurt your kids? how old are they if you dont mind me asking?

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:59
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Sounds very simplistic Susy and not something I can even contemplate right now, I'm planning to spend the whole weekend with the wife and kids, maybe I will see things differently come Monday.

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 14:59
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

this is NOt meant to be a trite remark but susy is right - the grass is always greener on the other side, just remember, it's just as hard to cut

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 14:59
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I really don't want to reveal my kids age, some things are private and best kept that way.

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 15:01
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

your extra-marital affairs not another one? just a thought

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 15:01
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

They leave school in 10 years so they're either 6 or 8.

Either way young enough to cry themselves to sleep everynight because daddy's banging a young piece.


Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:02
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

You must have been pretty well decided you were going to have the snip when you booked the appointment, so you've obviously had a rethink lately when this new lass came on the scene.

Ring the doc and cancel it, don't waste his time, why drag a professional bloke like that into your silly little melodrama?

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:05
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

simplistic is the best way to keep it. As far as not contemplating it right now just stop being silly . If you get caught make no mistake, things will change with your wife forever and not in a good way. She will NEVER be able to trust you again. Women see these things differently from men. She may or may not take you for everything you have got, this has to do with how badly you have hurt her tbh.

I dont thin it is the word cant you should be using, its really the word wont!

You have got yourself into a right mess, you have got to dig yourself out and the sooner you do it the better.

aaroprid Posted on 08/02/2008 15:06
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

bri you do realise your going to mess your kids up BIGTIME by doing this? you know if your marriage becomes stale and you split up with your wife amicably (sp?) thats fine, but to sneak round behind her back and sh*t on her and your kids like this os really bad.

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:07
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Got to be a wind up this.

When he mentiond the snip it all got a bit like Eastenders script.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:07
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Harsh words there Susy and Aaro.

Do you really mean what you say or are you just using shock tactics?

bopper Posted on 08/02/2008 15:08
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

complete balderdash and piffle

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:08
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Not as harsh as the words your wife will say when she finds out.

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 15:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

starting to think you're right Dibzzz - he's seemingly only taking notice of the advice proffered by people he knows anyway and not some other sensible advice from strangers - why choose to do this on a footy message board and not just call a friend with his woes to discuss a private matter in private

still i'll print this off anyway - got a long haul flight tomorrow and you dont get eastenders on in-flight entertainment

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I really mean what I say. You are playing with fire.

Ned_Le_Quesne Posted on 08/02/2008 15:12
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Aye ,,, then she might be the one giving yer the snip !!

With a bloody great pair of garden shears !!

London_Boro Posted on 08/02/2008 15:13
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I think it's only a matter of time before the truth comes out on this one if you're acting different around your wife.

When this all comes out I wouldn't be surprised if your kids wanted nothing more to do with you for the way you will have hurt their mam.

Probably no more than you deserve.

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 15:18
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"Yes, I might want more kids, is that such a bad thing?"

The way you're treating the ones you've already got now, aye it is.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I can't reply to every message Exile, who do you think I am, Jeff Winter? Maybe we should create an unanswered questions website ffs.

I'm selecting the messages/questions which I think are most in need of an answer or reply.

All of my friends are friends of my wife too so I cannot discuss this with any of them.

This seemed like a logical place as most of you don't even know my real name, never mind who I am, where I work and who my wife is etc etc

In case you hadn't guessed yet, Brian Marwood isn't my real name!!!!

The_263 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

If it continues your wife WILL find out: FACT!

Stop now - you've had some fun now and the ego has been massaged.

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

how old are you Brian BTW ?

London_Boro Posted on 08/02/2008 15:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

And god forbid the wife turns to drink for comfort in her shattered life.

No dad around and a drunk for a mam, poor kids.

Seems harsh, but it happens!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

If you paid attention further back Steve you will know that I'm 35.

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm going to get this Eastenders script a bit more juicy.

Bri_Marwood, I LOVE YOU AND I'M A MAN!

Holgateoldskool Posted on 08/02/2008 15:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, my advice for what it is worth ( and sorry I haven't read every single post here is

Ask yourself is she worth giving up the wife, the kids half the house, half of everything else. If that sounds materialistic - sorry it's not meant to.

It seems as though you are infactuated with thyis girl - fine. But it is probably too early for you to decide your future. Also if you arn't sleeping and there are changes in your behaviour pattern, then women soon pick these things up.

Why not try and cool things down a bit to give yourself time to think and true feelings to develop?

You could give up what you've got for little more than a fling - so you have a lot to consider - and potentially lose.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Stop being such a drama queen London, why not have her down as a heroin addict leading to prostitution?

aaroprid Posted on 08/02/2008 15:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

im not using shock tactics, im being serious. You really will end up ruining your kids lifes if you dont stop NOW. saying they will eventually get over it is not good enough.

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Then phuck her brains out day & night. She'll be much better than that old bag you have at home who is always nagging at you !

Take the 20 year old away for a weekend, keep her sat on yer face & you will know you made the right choice.

YOU ONLY HAVE ONLY LIFE... FOLLOW YOUR TODGER TO MARTYERDOM

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Holgate, I'm taking a step back somewhat this weekend and spending quality time with my wife and kids, I guess to analyse and assess if it's what I really want deep down.

London_Boro Posted on 08/02/2008 15:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, Sorry, yes I am being a bit over dramatic, but do not think for one second that situations like that do not arise from this sort of thing. They do!

I hope the 20 year old is worth the aggro you're in for when this all goes wrong.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Do you mind if I dont reply to that message Steve?

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 15:24
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i may not be Columbo but i was aware of that fact - you're just coming across as attention seeking now - every single one of your mates knows your wife? WTF - you should get out more to meet more mates, not slightly post-pubescent girls with £-signs in their eyes cos lets face it - how do you know that's not what's she's thinking, i mean really, come on. she could be banging half of teesside without you knowing - your cheating on your wife after all without her knowledge, and i hasten to add, YET

blackandwhitedreams Posted on 08/02/2008 15:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Are you sure it's a woman Bri ? You can never tell these days like....

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 15:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"spending quality time with my wife and kids"

You're a saint - Gawdblessyer Guv'nor.

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Actually Bri, London does have a point. I doubt if she would turn into an alcoholic but a lot of women who go through something like this do go a bit wild for a bit, it is their way of grieving for what they have lost and getting back a life for themselves at the same time. Dont dismiss it to readily.

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 15:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

he's Brian bMw, not bTw!

colin21 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

At last some useful advice from Steve.

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Then I'll do it for ya Brian.


guisboro Posted on 08/02/2008 15:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Without doubt, a wind-up - Colin and Sexy pies are spot on.

I feel sorry for all you guys who are taking the time to reply with sound advice.

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Q Eastenders drum beat!

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Does she cum quickly Bri, or can she go for a good hour ?

Also does she like her nips tweaked ?

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Hey guisboro it doesnt matter too much if it is a wind up I bet there will be someone reading this who is going through something similar in their lives anyway lol


Not me though [:)]

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:28
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

double bolloxing post!

redbookboro1 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

SORRY BRI


Link: JUST abitafun :)

scally Posted on 08/02/2008 15:29
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Can we rename this thread "The Life of Brian"

Piggy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri, You wont just lose half the house, you will probably lose it all. The 'Parent with Care' usually keeps the house. Unless the 'Parent with Care'is the man and then his wife gets the house.

But it only a house, theres loads of them for sale. The tricky bit is your kids. If you wife gets arsey she can make it very difficult for you to see them.

And what about the dog? She could have it put down out of spite. I know of just such a case.

If you are not happy being married, fair enough. End it as amicably as possible. But to swap one wife for another seems a bit pointless. The new one will give you just as much stick, but with a bit more energy. Meanwhile you will still get hassle from the old one.

And what happens when you get the new one pregnant and her replacement is a much more glamorous nineteen year old? I doubt wife nr 2 will be too happy with that.

My advice? Get yourself a shed and a pipe and spend more time in there.

Bandy Posted on 08/02/2008 15:32
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE MAN

porto Posted on 08/02/2008 15:32
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Please do not even contemplate having more kids, you clearly don't put the ones you already have first.

Maidenhead-RED Posted on 08/02/2008 15:35
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

well done Bri !!!! on almost 300, not the judice cheating, you C**** [:D]

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:35
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Yeah,,what happens in 15 years time when I nice fit 35 yearold comes along?

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:36
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri

You are a lucky lucky fella. If you play your cards right you can keep this going for years.

(1) Think of that soft silky body

(2) Her agility

(3) Her desire for wild passionate nights

(4) The quicky in the office toilet when everyone has gone home

(5) Her stillettoes vs your wifey's flat sandles

(6) How youn she makes you feel.

(7) Her desire to bring her mate in for a threesome.


You have got it all... FOCUS & DONT LISTEN TO THESE DO-GOODERS & NUMPTIES !

onthemap Posted on 08/02/2008 15:37
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Ralph: What are you fishing for?
Bri: Fish.

The_263 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri - do you enjoy schitting on your kids??

Steve66 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:39
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Phucking forget the kids... FOCUS on the PUNANI !

redbookboro1 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:42
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Tbh Bri_Marwood i would go with gut feeling on this.
If you really feel you dont love the wife kids etc then move on it will be hard at 1st but not as hard as it is now for you.

Its really a mix of emotions maby you have just got bored with the wife? and you feel like you dont love her? and this girl /woman giveing you attention flatters you?.

But any way you decide to go good luck we all have bad times in a RELATIONSHIP i just hope you do the right thing not for you but the 2 kids...

colin21 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

come on Bri get that 300 at a boy

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I'm itching for it to happen Col, never had a double ton never mind a triple.

I feel like Brian Lara at the crease.

redbookboro1 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

300 Party blowers the lot yarrrrrrrrrrrr Congratzzzzzzzzz

London_Boro Posted on 08/02/2008 15:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I hope the 20 year old gives you the clap.

Explain that one to the wife!!!

[:D]

mickbrown Posted on 08/02/2008 15:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Up to your nuts in secretarial guts.

Just wanted to use that phrase again. I thank you for the oppourtunity.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 15:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri Marwood, doths cap and raises his bat towards the pavillion, the crowds are euphoric in recognition of this fine achievement.

colin21 Posted on 08/02/2008 15:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Complete fabrication but well done that man, have a good weekend and come on Boro

japsterboro Posted on 08/02/2008 15:50
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Mick - I know I shouldn't but ... [:D][:D]

Scudo Posted on 08/02/2008 15:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Or explain to the wife that he's got a 20 year old pregnant.

Dibzzz Posted on 08/02/2008 15:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Seroius question now Bri.

Do sparks fly out of her arse when you F*** her?

Holgateoldskool Posted on 08/02/2008 15:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Some of you need to give Bri a break. He obviously is torn apart by this - hence coming on a messageboard site and baring his soul.And what does he get from some?? Open season to pi** take.As a lot of men keep things to themself he is very brave ( and very desperate ) at the same time.

You wicked lot !

Have a good weekend Bri.

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 08/02/2008 16:47
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri

The key words in most of your posts on this thread are

I, me and my.

Think about it

boro_exile Posted on 08/02/2008 16:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Paul, we've been suckered, see other thread!

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 08/02/2008 16:49
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Sorry, I was beating about the bush there, waht I meant to say was Selfish Tw**

rumrunner Posted on 08/02/2008 17:04
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri

do the world a favour and have that snip

your statement about putting your happiness above your kids says what type of man you are

personally someone i would never tire of kicking

LemmyKilmister Posted on 08/02/2008 17:07
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bet he's had a right good laugh to himself over this.
Talk about mugging folk off.
Tch.

Tight_Ass_Bramble Posted on 08/02/2008 19:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Bri,
Its quite ironic that you find yourself in this position seeing as you come across as incredibly gay.

moxzin Posted on 08/02/2008 19:18
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Brian's always been a mischievous one - but this has to be the best of the lot. [:)]

LIDDLE_TOWERS Posted on 08/02/2008 19:22
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

There's some right gullible F*****s post on this site

I think a few of you need a humour bypass


And get yerself a fooking life while your at it [:D]

Laff a minute on ere these days

It's like day release at the local looney binn

bblf Posted on 08/02/2008 19:44
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

This post has really suprised me. I always read Bri's posts and would have put money on him liking it up the wrong un by a rent boy.
I have mis-judged you.

johndobson1961 Posted on 08/02/2008 19:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Just think of all the money you will be paying in child support on top of paying this slag your knobbing taking her out for meals and buying her presents.

I hope you get copped and the S*** hits the fan followed by the young tart dropping you for someone her own age.

And what will you have at the end of the day,some memories of shagging a 20 year old while your sleeping on your parents settee crying yourself to sleep wondering how fcuuking stupid you have been.

AstonVilla Posted on 08/02/2008 19:45
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Its a very easy trap to fall into Brian but if your dick rules your heart then you have to face the consequences of your actions.Simple really,whats more important to you.

woman_with_a_willie Posted on 08/02/2008 19:46
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I read the bit "kids are tougher then you imagine".

As someone who's father did something similar to you and left my mother for a younger woman, i absoloutly resented him for splitting up the family. If your not careful and have an attitude like that, not taking their feelings fully into account they may resent you too.

Don't just act on impulses, think of your family aswell as yourself. I know it's your life, but the moment you had kids was the moment you lost the rights to only act for yourself.

burydweller Posted on 08/02/2008 19:51
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Stand up John Dobson the woman hater, been dumped have we?

Holgatebovril Posted on 08/02/2008 23:05
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

What happened with this?was it all a wind up?was following it earlier but been out,lmao at some replies

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 23:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Yes this was the wind up of the year, but never mind it made good reading. Shame kazza now hates him!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:09
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

It was all a wind up but people are still only reading so far down before launching into more vitriol.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:10
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

haha hiya folks, havent read half of this [:D]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

So long as you dont hate me Susy.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:12
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

susy, shocked at you, i dont hate him, could kick his head in though

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 23:13
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

why would I hate you? I dont hate anyone, not even someone else who posts on here who I really dislike!

Soz kazza *looks at ground while wishing it would open up and swallow me*

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:13
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

For what? Having an affair with a beautiful 20 year old secretary?

When you have read it all, you will see it never happened [:D]

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:15
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

bri you want to get a life ffs[:D] and clown smilie

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:15
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:o)]

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:16
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

How do you do the clown smilie?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:16
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

like that above [:D]

AstonVilla Posted on 08/02/2008 23:17
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Doh!

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:18
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

i know whats he like doh

ThePrisoner Posted on 08/02/2008 23:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

"It was all a wind up but people are still only reading so far down before launching into more vitriol."

So, no video then? [:(]

Holgatebovril Posted on 08/02/2008 23:21
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

congrats anyway bri,wind up or not funniest thing i've read this week-oh sorry,forgot about the now outed cmml,truly magnificent!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:23
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Cheers mate, thanks, I do of course take all credit.

What is the outed cmml? What does cmml stand for?

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:25
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

C****neys make me laugh bri doh

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Have I missed something, what is this all about?

boredreceptionist Posted on 08/02/2008 23:42
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

if this is true you are a fooking idiot. How can you lie to your wife and kids? If you carry on with this your kids will hate you and it will damage them forever. you haven't got a clue mate. as for that little slapper, how would she feel if her dad did this to her mam? She is only 20 probably too young to have thought this through, it isn't fair to get involved with her and have her break up a family. Try and sort things with your wife. Give it a couple of years and if things haven't improved then do the decent thing and split up amicably if you can, don't be such a coward running off to another woman.

Grrr I hate selfish men like you.

Bri_Marwood Posted on 08/02/2008 23:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:D]

You're just P***ed off because you're a meagre receptionist and never hit the dizzy heights of being a secretary.

Poised to hit 350 soon.

kazza Posted on 08/02/2008 23:52
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:D]

susy Posted on 08/02/2008 23:53
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Now you can tell those that dont read the end of a thread pml

br14 Posted on 09/02/2008 00:26
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Has to be worth reaching 350.

It was twigged early on though by zaphod...


susy Posted on 09/02/2008 01:00
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Does he win a prize?

moxzin Posted on 09/02/2008 01:15
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Why has it taken 350 posts to realise something that could have been worked out at 3.5 posts?

Tom_Fun Posted on 09/02/2008 04:55
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Because someone is an attention-seeking T***.

theborobarmy Posted on 09/02/2008 05:48
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

What would be funny if Mrs Marwood told Bri she HAD in fact been knobbing someone else .

bigdave85 Posted on 09/02/2008 05:54
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Wow, what a suprise, it was a wind up...

Sad C*****!

Bri_Marwood Posted on 03/12/2008 15:00
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Why didn't this make it into the book Rob?

Buddy Posted on 03/12/2008 15:11
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

I don't suppose either my Board_Icon thread or my transfer deadline masterfulness got in either Bri. Some people just don't appreciate genius when they see it.

kazza Posted on 03/12/2008 15:19
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

you trying to reach 400 bri

Bri_Marwood Posted on 03/12/2008 15:20
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

No, the number is irrelevant, I just think this should have made the book.

Buddy Posted on 03/12/2008 15:27
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

The amusing thing is, if we keep it towards the top of the board for half an hour or so I can GUARANTEE there will be another outraged/sympathetic reply from someone who's got to post 20 before hitting Reply.

mickbrown Posted on 03/12/2008 15:30
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

This was a good one.

Not quitye as good as the threesome one, but not bad

wee_daft_boris Posted on 03/12/2008 15:31
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

Great thread this, I'm PMSLing ROLFing and any other acronym to do with laughing my pants off.

It's pure quality when everybody starts offering their sage advice!

zoec Posted on 03/12/2008 15:32
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

The one by Montague_Longfellow? That was a classic.

mickbrown Posted on 03/12/2008 15:33
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

That's the one - fell for that one as well, hook line and sinker.

Cecil_J_Mctumshie Posted on 03/12/2008 15:36
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

go for it mate-shag the arse off her but dont tell the missus [:D]

Buddy Posted on 03/12/2008 15:38
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

*wavy mouth smiley*

zoec Posted on 03/12/2008 15:43
I'm falling in love with my new secretary

[:D]